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𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐦’𝐬 ♱ 𝐣𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐭
waking jim up at shit in the morning for sexy time hehehe
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“Jim?” You whispered. He snored in return, dead asleep.
Jim’s eyes were closed as his chin rested on your head. His arms were tightly wrapped around you, his bare upper body pressed against yours.
The hotel room was completely black. It was three in the morning, and you had joined Jim on tour.
Your body, along with your mind, had entered a restless and frustrated cycle. You weren't used to all of the travelling, and you'd found it hard to fall asleep at night.
You were in France, in a beautiful hotel. Jim slept like a rock but you just couldn't find any rest.
And you’d tried everything. You’d tried cuddling Jim, and then you'd tried sleeping alone. You’d tried sleeping without covers and then with them. You’d even tried popping a melatonin, but then you had to pee, and suddenly you were back at square one.
You just had this burning feeling, something you needed to get done to rest.
Your cheeks blushed red at the thought, your stomach tingling even more.
You needed Jim, and you had no idea as to what had incited this sudden need to be fucked by your boyfriend, but it was undeniable.
You shuttered at the thought, imagining how Jim would make you scream, and fuck the daylights out of you. You wanted that. So bad.
A wet spot had formed in your panties. You bit your lip, a tingling feeling washing over your whole body.
“Jim?” You whispered again, this time looking up, grazing his face softly.
He hummed in response, giving you a little squeeze, still asleep.
You snuck your hand under the covers, grabbing Jim’s thigh and raising it to curve perfectly between your legs. His knee was pressed against your cunt. He could surely feel the wetness between your legs on his knee by now.
You moaned and grabbed Jim’s hair.
“Y/N, no,” he mumbled and lowered his leg, removing it from your soaking cunt.
You cried at his shifting, squirming a bit.
“Jim,” you pleaded, wrapping your arms under his, clutching him tightly, and placing kisses on his collarbone.
“I can't sleep, Jim,” you lamented. Jim sighed tiredly and kissed your forehead, eyes still closed, barely awake.
“Try,” he encouraged and puffed. “I've tried for the last three hours. I can't sleep,” you moaned.
Again, Jim just hummed in response, so tired that he couldn't think of much else to say.
You felt a bit bad since you weren't the one playing ninety-minute shows every night, doing interviews and rehearsals. It made sense that Jim was exhausted, but you had other things to worry about.
Your hand left Jim’s back and went down under the covers. You placed your cold hand on his thigh, brushing it slightly. The coldness of your hand caused Jim to flinch slightly.
You were so insistent, and your need for Jim only grew bigger. You just had to get him in the same mood as well, but it seemed impossible.
You let your hand travel further up Jim’s thigh until you reached the leghole in his boxer shorts. You bit your lip as you watched Jim’s face intensely, hoping for a moan or a smirk, but you got the opposite.
“I'm so tired, Y/N. Not now,” he grumbled and reached down to remove your hand from his thigh, placing it on his chest instead.
“I’ll never ask again, James, I promise,” you pleaded in a whispering voice. You felt nauseous, that's how sexually frustrated you were.
Just the idea of Jim pounding you, made your eyes roll to the back of your head.
“Please, just do something,” you cried softly and kissed Jim’s lips.
Jim, to your surprise, turned around, back facing you and continued to sleep.
Your bottom lip folded and you huffed, sighing as you stared into the ceiling, fully awake, mind focused on one thing, and one thing only.
Jim reached his hand over for you to hold. He hated not having physical contact with you when sleeping. You grabbed his hand and placed it on your thigh.
You'd run out of ideas completely. Now, you only had one last dirty trick left.
As his hand rested on your thigh, you pulled down your panties, making sure that Jim felt what you were doing. You were completely naked.
As Jim’s hand rested on your thigh, you moved it up so far, that his pinky was resting on top of your cunt.
Then, the dirty trick. Your hand travelled down to your soaking cunt, running your fingers up and down your slit a few times, hand brushing against Jim’s as you began rubbing your clit, moaning a little louder than you normally would.
“F-Fuck, J-Jim,” you moaned, imagining his hand instead of yours. With your other hand, you held onto Jim’s forearm, squeezing it hard as pleasure rolled over you.
You brought his arm up and placed his hand on you breast.
Finally, he turned around.
“You're so goddamn stubborn,” he hissed and smacked your hand away from your cunt, replacing it with his.
He began rubbing your clit in a circular motion, kissing your neck while doing so. At the same time, you reached down, digging your hand into Jim’s boxers, straddling his cock, feeling as it stiffened up in your grasp within a heartbeat.
He moaned softly as you pumped his cock, making you produce equally loud moans as he pumped his long fingers in and out of you.
You felt it was reasonable if you took care of him for a bit. After all, it was you who woke him up just to fuck.
You rolled over, placing your legs on either side of Jim’s waist. You rode his cock for a while, grinding him before eventually pulling down his boxers, his hard cock springing out.
You grabbed a hold of Jim’s hands and placed them both on each tit.
He squeezed them firmly as you sank down on his cock.
A series of cuss words mixed with your name left Jim’s mouth repeatedly as you began bouncing up and down at a steady pace, head thrown back in pleasure, hoarse moans leaving your quivering lip.
He was deep inside of you, and if the light was turned on, you would've gasped at the sight of the bulge his cock created in your stomach.
Your knees were getting tired, and Jim could tell.
He lifted you off him and stood on his knees just as you. He grabbed your shoulders and forced you down on all fours.
He gathered your hair in his fist and drove into you without a warning. You helped at the feeling of him stretching your walls completely. You were in pure bliss.
Jim squeezed your ass tightly as his hips smacked against your ass cheeks, creating a loud sound that echoed through the room.
Your face was buried into the pillow, which you bit into for dear life, trying to prevent yourself from screaming at the top of your lungs.
Jim continued his nearly painful pace, thrusting so fast that you could barely think. And the position allowed for extra depth, doubting if that was even possible.
“I’m gonna c-”
Jim grabbed both your hands and pressed them against your bag as he continued to thrust.
“Come for me, baby.”
You did exactly that, reaching your climax, nearly seeing stars as you tried to collect yourself, although Jim was still going at it. “God,” you cried and breathed heavily, not sure if your body could handle much more.
Jim came with one final deep thrust. He pulled out and threw himself down beside you, sweaty and all.
“Thanks for waking me. I think I needed that.”
#chris fehn#corey taylor#craig jones#james root#jim root#jim root x reader#joey jordison imagines#slipknot x reader#slipknotimagines#slipknot photos#slipknot#slipknot fanfic#stone sour#slipknot smut#jim root x female reader#joey jordison x reader#james root imagine#jim root imagines#jim root imagine#sid wilson#shawn crahan#paul gray#heavy metal imagines#metal imagines#murderdolls#metal#heavy metal#smut
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You should do Corey, Joey, and Jim with reader who’s a model!
... with reader who's a model (Corey, Joey & Jim)
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Corey:
- you remember many years ago when the first headline came up: Model Y/N and singer Corey Taylor a couple?
- that was the first time you were photographed together, Corey grinning and holding your hand while you laughed at one of his jokes
- he accompanied you to your apartment
- after that there were more and more rumors, positive and negative. Whereby it was more negative against Corey
- there were articles about your relationship. Why is a model like you with a bad boy like Corey Taylor? Or what do you see in him? Your relationship was not official yet
- you were not too famous as a model. You got jobs you liked to do. But there was one person you liked modeling for the most. And you do it over and over again. For Corey... well actually Slipknot. At some point he asked you if you could model for the store. Of course you didn't hesitate and said yes right away. Since then you model for every new collection
- when people suddenly saw you on the website it was clear that you and Corey are a couple. You officially confirmed your relationship
- all the attention didn't hurt you no. On the contrary. You got more jobs for designers that never considered you before
- whenever possible Corey accompanies you to fashion shows, sits in the audience and looks at you in love
- part of all the headlines were true. Corey was a bad boy. That's how you came to know and love him. But he quickly changed, became calmer and more relaxed because he finally had the love of his life with him
- eventually, all the headlines about you guys died down. The next ones were years later when you got married and later had your first child
- despite the fact that you are often far away from each other your relationship has lasted over the years and you are happy together
- Slipknot fans only know you as a couple
Joey:
- It is unusual to have a metal band as a guest at a fashion show, this night was probably the first time ever (maybe just because you begged the promoter to invite Joey)
- Slipknot is standing in front of the building, masks on and giving interviews
- you just wanted to check if they are already there, Joey sees you out of the corner of his eye and grins proudly under his mask
- next to him is Shawn answering a reporter's question
- you can't help it. You scurry to Joey and kiss the cheek of his mask, you can literally feel his smile
- as quickly as you came you are gone, the reporter and Shawn look confused. "Was that Y/N?"
- later the show starts, you look like a decorated Christmas tree
- you are supposed to end the show with your walk
- when it's finally time, you step onto the catwalk
- all nine members are sitting in the front row, Joey is sitting at the head
- it looks a bit funny, the men are sitting there bored in suits and masks
- when they see you they straighten up in their seats and watch your performance
- you pose at the end of the runway and turn around, wink at your boyfriend and disappear behind the wall
- Joey is speechless. How can you move so gracefully and seductively at the same time?
- Chris leans toward Joey, the long nose of his mask touching Joey's shoulder. He whispers. "You're really lucky." He pats your boyfriend's shoulder appreciatively
- after the show, pictures are taken with the models. Slipknot comes up to you immediately. They congratulate you on the successful performance
- Joey puts his arm around you. "You were wonderful honey."
- the photographer comes to your group and asks if he can take pictures, you agree
- Joey pulls you to his chest, the other members stand next to your sides like bodyguards
- days later the pictures appear in different fashion magazines, you find the strong contrast between your colorful outfit and the black suits funny
- in the future Joey accompanies you whenever he can
Jim:
- he really tries to be at every photo shoot or fashion show, to support you
- in the beginning he was not liked by the photographers because... well he is in Slipknot. But once they get to know him they find him quite nice. What should he do? Yell at everyone for no reason and destroy everything?
- when you're elegantly lolling in front of the camera he cheers you on, says things like "You look fantastic babe."
- in the breaks he comes to you immediately, asks if you are well, if you have eaten and drunk enough
- sometimes it happens that you model in your underwear, which Jim likes the most
- when you come out of the dressing room and are perfectly made up, he stands there with his mouth open
- when he first saw you like this, he came to you and said softly in your ear. "I think I'm in heaven. I just saw an angel."
- you slap his arm laughing, you've never heard such a corny line from his mouth before
- today he just stares at you, when you stand in front of a white wall and the light caresses you perfectly, nothing makes him happier than to see you like this
- when he then sees the resulting pictures... according to him they should be 'forbidden', no one else should get to see something like that except him...
- Jim keeps all the articles and pictures about you, he says he wants to show them to your kids later so they know how beautiful you are, but you know he just keeps them so he always has something of you with him on tour
#corey taylor headcanons#corey taylor x y/n#corey taylor one shot#corey taylor x reader#corey taylor imagine#corey taylor#jim root headcanons#jim root one shot#jim root#jim root x reader#jim root imagine#joey jordison x reader#joey jordison x y/n#joey jordison x reader#joey jordison one shot#joey jordison imagine#joey jordison headcanons#joey jordison#slipknot x y/n#slipknot headcanons#slipknot imagine#slipknot#slipknot x reader
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Hi ! I’m doll ! Here are some things to know about me & this page:
fanfic writer territory! I primarily write x reader / y/n fics, and they’ll be linked below in this post. If that’s not ur cup of tea then click away pls !
This page is 18+ - NSFW will be written, so MDNI pls !
I also love to post silly pics and memes I find online hehe
may also post some doodles and art oop
my primary fandoms as of now are Slipknot & Murderdolls/Wednsday 13 !
A lil’ bit abt me: 20 yr old goth artist who loves fitness, fashion & peanut m&ms !
one last note: heavy respect to all artists and people I portray in my posts; their work is not my property, and all purposes of this page are for entertainment. This is not meant to be a real reflection of them, or for them.
masterlist:
⚰︎ angst | ✶ smut | ‹𝟹 fluff
Slipknot
Joey Jordison
Joey likes to buy you makeup! (Joey x reader) ‹𝟹
#slipknot#slipknot x reader#slipknot imagines#slipknot fanfic#murderdolls#murderdolls x reader#murderdolls imagines#sid wilson#joey jordison#paul gray#chris fehn#jim root#james root#craig jones#shawn crahan#mick thomson#corey taylor
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Vampire Jim Root, that’s it, that the post
#jim root#mick thomson#fanfic#slipknot x reader#slipknot smut#slipknot#jim root x reader#james root#could you imagine vampire Jim 😩#god I am having MANY thoughts rn#a dilf AND a vampire???? my legs are trembling rn
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𝐈’𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐉𝐈𝐌 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓
𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: Jim Root X Female!Reader
𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: No
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Jim unknowingly turns reader on during a show and she decides she’s ready for him.
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: SMUT!! P in v(protected💪), oral(F!receiving), fingering and strong language.
𝐀/𝐧: I’m back, boo! Would ya bloody believe it??!! This one is acc proofread xoxo
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1231
I was stood backstage watching my boyfriend, James, as he played his guitar. The way his fingers moved across the strings of the guitar, the way he'd glance at me every so often and hold eye contact, I could tell he was smirking under his mask.
I was now swaying my hips to the music - yes, swaying my hips to Slipknot - and I could feel James’s eyes on me. He was watching my every move, his eyes were burning holes into me. I teasingly moved my hands through my hair, to my breasts, squeezing the covered flesh in my hands before moving them down to my hips and thighs. I was putting on a show for him, somewhat in thanks to him putting on a show for not just me but hundreds of thousands of other people. We locked eyes for a second before he winked and went back to looking at either the crowd - that was going absolutely fucking insane - or his guitar.
The band thanked the crowd before leaving the stage, both hyped up and tired. “That was fucking amazing!” I cheered as I gave them a hug. “Thank you, princess,” James smiled, connecting my lips to his. “Disgusting. Get a fucking room,” Sid groaned. “We’re going home now, see you soon,” I blurted before dragging James out to the car.
“Woah, what’s gotten into you?” He laughed as I fished the car keys out of my bag. “Nothing, that show must’ve been tiring. We should get in be- TO BED! We should get to bed,” I replied, swinging the drivers door open and getting in. I realised that I was almost a whole extra foot away from the steering wheel as it was James’s car. “Get in the passengers side, then” he laughed again. As he said that, he tapped my thigh — the slight bit of connection between our bodies lit my body on fire as the neediness grew in my core. I moved over to the passenger side and he got in the car, turning the key into ignition and setting off for home. The whole time, his hand was on my thigh, rubbing circles that were both comforting and turning me on. Did he know I was ready? We’d talked about it before, he said he’d wait until I was ready and fuck, was I ready.
The second the car were parked in the driveway, I got out the car and dragged him out too - accidentally hitting his head on the car door. “Sorry. Hurry.”
“Why are you in a rush? Are the FBI after you?” He laughed. “Don’t kill my mood, I’m begging,” I said as I flung the front door open. “What mo- wait, that mood?” He asked as his eyes widened. I slammed the door closed as I mumbled a ‘mhm’ and connected his lips to mine again — this time, in a needy kiss. He pulled away from my lips and said, “are you sure you’re ready?” “Yes, positive.” That was all he needed before he smashed his lips onto mine. His hands found their way to my waist then to the back of my thighs as he squeezed the flesh in his hands. My need for him was becoming almost unbearable as he picked me up. I wrapped my legs around him as he carried me up the stairs with ease. We parted for a second to catch our breaths at the top of the stairs. “Are you definitely sure?” He asked. “Fuck, yes,” I moaned as we connected our lips. “I’ll take care of you,” he said. We reached our bedroom and he wasted no time with kissing me against the door.
He let me down to my feet and helped me fully undress as he did the same. He was fully erect as we got on the bed and I lay down against the plush pillows. The sheets were made and neat but I knew that wouldn’t last long as he wasted no time in kissing my thighs. “Is this okay?” He checked. “More than okay,” I moaned as I tangled my fingers in his dark strands. He moved his face to where I needed him most and sucked my clit into his mouth while he circled two fingers around my entrance. He pushed his digits in and curled them against my g-spot. I let out a strangled moan at the satisfaction, his lips felt like heaven against my throbbing clit. I could already feel my orgasm building as he repetitively stroked my g-spot with his fingers. “Fuck, James. Feels so good,” I whined as the burn in my core spread around my body. I felt like I was floating in space as he pressed quick kisses to my clit. I wouldn’t be able to hold it much longer as my whimpers grew louder. “It’s okay, cum on my fingers, princess,” his voice was deep and husky as he spoke. I felt like I could see stars as I released on his fingers, white pleasure washed over me in silky white sheets — it knocked the air out of my lungs. I came down from my high and looked down at James who had a wide smile on his lips. “I want more,” I breathed as he brought his lips to mine. “As you wish,” he said as he grabbed a condom out of the bedside draw.
He slipped the rubber into his cock and teased my entrance with his tip. “Ready?” He asked, earning a nod from me. He slowly pushed his length into me, stretching me out. Tears slightly pricked in my eyes at the pain that slowly turned into pleasure, moans leaving my lips. “Good girl,” he praised as he bottomed out and started moving at a slow pace. “Please, James, go faster,” I whined. That was all he needed before he picked up the pace and started driving his hips into mine, quick and steadily. I looked down at where our bodies were connected so deliciously and at my lower stomach where his dick was making a slight bump on the surface. “Look at this,” he grinned as he put slight pressure on the bulge. Our faces both contorted into absolute pleasure and satisfaction as both our orgasms neared. My breaths became quick and shallow as I clawed my nails down his back. “Mm~ you feel… so good,” I moaned as he pressed kisses to my lips. He took one of my hands in his as his thrusts got progressively more sloppy. “Can’t hold it,” I whispered. “Do it, cum for me, princess,” he groaned.
The knot in my stomach finally snapped as I came around his cock with a moan. He came soon after, dumping his load into the condom.
We stayed like that for a second before he pulled out and put the condom into the trash. He came back from the bathroom with a damp cloth and wiped my core clean of my arousal. “You okay?” He cooed. “Amazing. You?” I said barely louder than a whisper. “Proud of you. You did so well for me,” he praised as he threw the cloth to the floor.
He lay down in bed beside me and pulled me to his chest. I listened to his soft breaths and the calm but erratic beating of his heart as we both slowly drifted off to sleep.
#slipknot#slipknot imagine#jim root#james root#corey taylor#joey jordison#sid wilson#craig jones#chris fehn#shawn crahan#mick thomson#paul gray#ao3 writer#writer#fanfic#author#imagine#issie https
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#meme#metalcore#nu metal#sid wilson#corey taylor#shawn crahan#craig jones#jim root#christmas#chris fehn#joey jordison#imagine my elation when i knew this was a real pic#& not photoshop
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I wanna rewatch Gotham but God damn. Jim Gordon. Number one character I do not give a fuck about.
#i just wanna watch the rouges be petty and beat the fuck outta eachother#i dont wanna look at jim gordon for a second longer than i have to. like do they really want me to root for the heros of the show?#bc the fun of batman for me is imagining what its like to live in the silly silly city that is gotham#full of silly extremely violent extremely unhinged criminals#i wanna watch bruce b fucked up and insane in thr most unimaginable ways#maybe thats not the target perspective. but if ur gonna give me a villian give me a villian#and ill gladly watch them burn it all down#oh god. i highly doubt ill watch it all. i dont think im strong enough#but i wanna watch the penguin and riddler >:-[#idk ive been taking measurements for 3 days now. plus one day of setup while apartment searching#and im already starting to lose it. ive got until Saturday. then maybe more if i have to redo#ay it makes me dizzy#batman rambling#gotham
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oh to fall asleep on Jim Roots chest....... he seems like the perfect person to snuggle with in bed. he was made to be big spoon <3
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#anon imma be real with you#this is the only thing helping me sleep as of late#it's just such a comforting thing to imagine when you're lonely at night#he just a big snuggly dude#jim root#james root#slipknot#stone sour#nu metal#nu metal confessions
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𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 ♱ 𝐣𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐭
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In all fairness, it's just a mask. A mask he allowed you to put on him before every show.
It's just a guitar, but he always played for you when you couldn't fall asleep at night.
And it’s just shoes— shoes that are normally huddled together in the hallway before you come home. It’s such a little thing that you shouldn’t be getting upset about, but it’s another thing on the list of things that you’d noticed about Jim's absence.
Things were so different in the house; it all felt so painfully empty. It was quiet, really quiet. So quiet that you sometimes felt as if you could hear the gentle thrumming of your heartbeat. You’d tried to fill the silence with music and the talking of the TV, but it didn't help to see his masked face on MTV every day.
And before you knew it, it was quiet again— quiet and empty.
An empty plate was still set at his place at the table. It went without saying; you missed him— a lot.
It was the first time in over six years that you’d been apart for this long.
Jim had gone on tour with Slipknot and for the first time - since you got together- you hadn't joined him.
It was Jim's call. The band was experiencing their ups and downs, and Jim didn't want you to be stuck with that for months. You understood.
The first couple of months, you thought you could handle it. It hadn’t felt much different then. But suddenly, it was as if anything that remotely reminded you of Jim would automatically set you off.
And it wasn’t like you hadn’t called, or at least tried to call — if you somehow managed to get the times correct— it was just not the same.
You sighed frustratedly, flinging a paintbrush at the canvas. It stroked a harsh angry black line on the creamy-white paper. You’d been trying to find inspiration for that fucking painting but it wasn’t coming along so easy.
All you could think of was that twenty-four hours was a pretty long time, and you weren’t sure if you could wait that long to see him.
“Y/N?”
Your head shot up from the painting as you heard a voice emerging from downstairs.
You shook off the thought.
Those stupid voices had been appearing in your head for over four months, and you were not about to let them fool you once more.
You tilted your head slightly to look at the canvas from another angle.
Maybe you could draw Jim. You could draw his face or his hands. Or maybe you could draw his dick. Yeah, you could draw his dick from memory with your eyes closed, it was almost embarrassing.
You scoffed, how desperate could you get?
“What’s this one called?”
Wow, you’re even hearing Jim talking now?
Fuck, what a loser.
Was it healthy to be so in love that you could hear your boyfriend's voice when he was somewhere on the other side of the world?
Surely, it couldn’t be.
“I know. A black beacon trying to blossom against the adversity of white?”
A familiar voice chuckled from behind you.
You frowned, not turning around. If it was your thoughts then why did it sound exactly like something Jim would say?
Shit, I really really have it bad.
“Really, not even a giggle? I’ve had a better reaction from my band mates—”
You heard a few steps coming closer.
“—and my girlfriend refuses to acknowledge my existence”
Okay.
You were sure that you heard a small creak from that floorboard as if someone purposely stepped on it.
Fuck, you weren’t not expecting anyone and the only person with a spare key is— was, well Jim. You glanced behind you slowly and cautiously, but before you knew it, you were stumbling up from the floor and jumping to wrap your legs around Jim.
“Fuck, I thought I was going crazy imagining your voice,” you murmured with your mouth against Jim's neck. He’s back. Your James. “God, I’ve missed you so much.”
You looked up at him, arms hooked around his neck.
He was exactly as he was when he’d left and the feeling of just being around him again overwhelmed you. You felt so completely whole again and the thought tugged at your heartstrings.
You held him tighter as your lips trembled and tears welled up in your eyes.
Jim frowned, setting you down gently on the dresser.
“Please don’t cry. You know it breaks my heart.”
“I know, I know,” You chuckled, trying to get rid of the traitorous tears that slid down your cheek.
"I just— I missed you so much. It’s just—”
Jim smiled widely as he flattened you up against his body again, forehead level with yours.
He placed a soft kiss on your temple
“I missed you too, babe, so fucking much.”
He raked his fingers through your hair.
“You’re so beautiful, you know that? I thought about you every single day. My little love all by herself, waiting for me.”
You grinned. God, you’d missed his voice and the way he talked, so relaxed that it never failed to excite you.
“I thought you were coming back tomorrow?”
“I left early,” Jim said, shifting your hair away from your neck. He gave it a soft peck.
“Really?” You were more than over the moon that he was here, but if he’d gotten in trouble over it, you’d feel horrible. “You didn’t have to.”
“Yes, I did. Corey got sick and we cancelled the last show. I had to come back to my baby.”
Your cheeks flushed what you could only imagine had been a bright rose-tinted colour.
"You’re too sweet,” you gushed.
“Sweet is overrated-” Jim started, flashing that smirk.
”-Now take off those cute little shorts and panties. I need to taste that sweet cunt of yours."
You didn’t need him telling you twice before you were tugging at the clothes, the cool breeze instantly blew at your bare core causing shivers down your spine. You’d been waiting for this moment ever since he’d left and your fingers had never quite succeeded in satisfying yourself the way Jim did— does.
Jim sunk to his knees. Fuck. He ran a finger over your slit, playing with the juices and he groaned as it spilled deliciously against the wood dresser.
He pulled your legs over his shoulders.
“God Y/N, I’ve missed you.”
Jim kissed the skin of your thigh right under where you wanted him the most.
“You’ve always had a sweet cunt, always drenched and ready for me.”
Jim parted your lips with his fingers, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit as he looked up at you with pure fascination.
“God Jim— I need your mouth,”
Jim smirked at the sheer desperation in your voice. He plunged a digit into your hole.
Shit, your walls clenched around his finger.
The moment which you’d been longing for, was finally here.
“Where baby? You have to be specific.”
“On me, fuck—” You whimpered as his fingers bent in and out of you.
You’d craved his contact for all these months and now, you had it, and overwhelming pleasure filled your body.
Your cheeks were hot and flustered and there was entirely too much going on. “I need your mouth on my cunt, Jim. I just need you…..please.”
Jim grunted, delving his tongue deep into you. He glanced up at you with a hum that vibrated through you.
“I— ’m so fucking close Jim—” You breathed heavily, trying to get your bearings correct, but his fingers were moving inside you with the same vigour his cock did.
Jim released your clit with a prominent pop. Your walls clenched tightly around his fingers with no particular pattern. He sunk his teeth into the flesh of your trembling thighs, sucking a blossoming bruising purple on the surface.
“Fuck—”
You couldn’t even begin to think properly as his lips trailed kisses up your body. You hadn’t come that hard in so long that your body was already weak from pleasure.
Jim smirked.
“Look at you, baby. So fucking spent—” Your face was slippery with sweat, strands of hair stuck to your forehead. “— and he hadn’t even fucked you yet. “You missed me that much?”
“Yes—” You answer, a shaky breath leaving your lips. “I missed you so fucking much. I missed your fingers—”
Jim lined himself with your entrance.
“What else?”
“I missed your cock as well. So, so much."
Jim grinned, sinking his cock inside you slowly, only stopping when he was right at the hilt, your walls sucking him in naturally and he moaned at the sensation.
It was pure ecstasy as he began to move, pulling himself out before slamming his hips back.
“Faster—” After so long, you needed him now, rough and hard. “—Please, you need to go faster, Jim”
“Hold on, darling,” Jim growled out. “I haven’t fucked you in so long and you’re so fucking tight.”
Jim laid his rough hands on your waist, clutching you tightly.
“You know I love you, right?”
You smiled lazily, your eyes fluttering closed. “Hmm, I love you too— a lot.”
Jim bit your collarbone and increased his pace, pounding into you deep again and again.
You dug your fingers into Jim's back, chanting his name so loud that the neighbours were probably aware that he was back by now. But you didn’t care.
Jim hooked one of your legs around his waist, hitting you at another angle and you mewed at the way he hit your sweet spot.
“God I— Fuck—”
“You want to come again, baby?” Jim asked, kissing your neck.
“Yes, yes please—”
“Then come for me baby,” He growled and it didn’t take long before you were jerking against him, screaming out his name.
He captured your lips in his, kissing you heatedly, teeth and tongue smashed as he swallowed your moans. He continued to thrust, deep and hard.
“Fuck baby— I’m gonna need you to clench around me.”
“I— I can’t,” You managed to choke out, blurring the lines between pain and pleasure.
“Yes, you can baby,” Jim said as your eyes pricked red with tears. “I got you.”
You could feel the fire pooling in your abdomen as you used all of your energy to clench around his cock.
Jim let out a long, loud moan as he finally came so hard.
“God— I’ve missed you,” You said.
Jim pulled himself out of you. “Hmm. I’ve missed you too.
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Could you please Corey, Joey, and Jim with reader who has a short temper and they see them beat up an asshole
They see you beating someone up (Corey, Jim & Joey)
Warning: swear words
Words: 522
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Corey:
- he is just like you
- if Corey sees you beating someone up...he would be by your side so fast
- I mean Corey doesn't have that much patience either, he's not going to start talking to the other person and pull you away, he's going to get into the fight with you
- after all he trusts you, he doesn't care if the person is an asshole or not, you will not hit anyone for no reason
- Corey would be unstoppable and would even go so far as to kill for you
- in the end you will most likely have to stop him, even if you don't want to
Jim:
- he's the complete opposite of Corey, mostly
- Jim would come up to you and pull you away from the other person by the hand
- "Hey Y/N, what are you doing?"
- "He's such a huge asshole."
- "Calm down first." He replies
- you stare at him angrily, but don't contradict him
- at some point the preson you were fighting with calls out something laughing. "Hey jerk, are you scared? Does your boyfriend have to comfort you?"
- Jim is out of your sight so fast
- you turn around and see him beating the shit out of the asshole
- quickly Jim stands over him and comes to you, you leave the person behind you
- you grin as he asks what the reason was in the first place
- "He looked at me like he wanted to fuck me. I asked him to stop but he wouldn't." You shrug your shoulders
- "He won't dare look at you again." Jim takes your hand and kisses a wound on your knuckle
- "Thanks honey, but you didn't have to help me. I could have done this without you."
- now you kiss his bloody knuckles and then pull him behind you
Joey:
- you're at the club, Joey went outside with some friends
- some drunk guy came up to you, he thought it wise to say that your fashion style is absolute garbage
- "What did you say?" you ask him, you feel the anger rising inside you
- "Who wears something like that?" He laughs at you
- you tense your jaw. "Look at you, asshole!" You punch him in the face, a scuffle ensues
- when Joey comes into the club he sees that there is a fight, he comes closer and sees you
- the first thing he thinks is: Y/N what are you doing?
- he knows exactly how quickly you get irritated
- he pushes his way through the crowd and pulls you back by the shoulders
- "What are you doing Y/N?" "That son of a bitch insulted my style." You reply upset
- Joey stares at the guy and says to you. "Ok babe, I get that. I will say this, violence is not the answer. But I can't hold you back anyway. So... it's going to be a little while before security gets here."
- you grin wickedly, that's what you love about Joey
- you pounce on the guy
- as security approaches Joey pulls you out of the club by the hand, you leave before they can reach you
#joey jordison x reader#joey jordison x y/n#joey jordison x reader#joey jordison imagine#joey jordison headcanons#joey jordison#corey taylor headcanons#corey taylor x y/n#corey taylor one shot#corey taylor x reader#corey taylor imagine#corey taylor#jim root headcanons#jim root one shot#jim root x reader#jim root imagine#jim root#slipknot x y/n#slipknot headcanons#slipknot imagine#slipknot#slipknot x reader#slipknot x one shot#joey jordison one shot
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Almost immediately after I saw the rest of the house, I was shoved back into the room I woke up in. I pounded on the door, yells and screams left my chest as I begged to be let out. My fists were bruising and the skin was tearing as blood started to slowly appear. My throat was raw and sore as I continued to scream and beg.
"Please let me out!", "I want out!", "Let me go, please!". The same three sentences ripped through my chest and left my mouth as I screamed, kicked and punched at the door. "You're staying in there 'til tomorrow," I heard one of the guys say. Tears of frustration and exhaustion brushed over my cheeks along with sobs now accompanying my pleads. "I just want out, please. I wanna get out of this room," I cried. I couldn't focus on the stinging pain on my knuckles as I was too fixated on the burning in my chest and throat.
Surely they'd let me out if I begged hard enough. "Please, I just want out of here. I'll be good!" I screamed through a cry.
My pleads got slower and quieter as I slowly gave up, crawling over to the bed as drifting off to sleep as exhaustion got the best of me.
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I woke up, my throat still raw and my knuckles were bloody and bruised. My legs were weak as I stood up — I felt like I was walking with air as legs. I tried to open the door in hopes that it had been unlocked. Much to my dismay, it had been kept locked.
'How can I get out of this fucking room?' I thought to myself. Before I could figure it out, I heard footsteps approaching the door. I threw myself at the bed and pretended to be asleep. "I think she's still asleep," I hear someone say. "I heard her," someone else said. "Y/n!" One of them shouted. I pretended to stir and wake up. "How long have you been awake?" Chris spoke. "Like two seconds," I replied. "Mhm sure," he mumbled. "It's 10:27am, do you want breakfast?" Mick asked. "Yes please," I said.
They followed me and guided me to the kitchen and sat me down at the table as they cooked breakfast. As I started eating, they kept watching me — it was borderline creepy. Fuck it, it was creepy as fuck.
"Am I eating wrong?" I asked. "No," they replied in sync. "They're food pervs," Sid whispered in my ear. "Where did you come from?" I whispered back. "Space," he whispered back. "Sid, for the last time, you're not an alien," Mick grumbled. "You don't know that," he argued back. Chris and Mick just glared at each other — I'm guessing this is a regular occurrence with Sid?
"Here, take this," Chris spoke as he handed me a pill. "What is it?" I narrowed my eyes at him. "Pain killers for your throat and hands. I'll bandage your knuckles up in a sec," he replied. I was kind of taken aback, did they actually care about me? Maybe this was just an act so they could do something terrible to me later? Fuck it, my throat is killing. I took the pill which from the slight taste, I'm guessing was ibuprofen so I knew that was somewhat safe.
Chris bandaged up my knuckles carefully and took me to what I'm guessing was the living room. On an arm chair in the corner of the room sat Mick and on the other side of the room on a hanging chair sat Sid, upside down. The room was large with three bookcases filled with books of all thicknesses, colours and heights. "You can read one if you'd like," Chris offered. "Got any Greek mythology?" I asked, looking up at him. "I'm sure we do," he replied. That was all I needed before I made my way over to a bookcase and looked through the books before picking one titled 'Tales of the Greek Heroes'.
#author#writer#slipknot#slipknot imagine#sid wilson#joey jordison#paul gray#chris fehn#jim root#craig jones#shawn crahan#mick thomson#corey taylor#issie https#ao3 writer
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Lesbian Pulp Breakdown #2
Here for another pulp breakdown ! (Finally 🙈)
This one will also have spoilers and lots of triggering content. Please be warned.
This pulp fiction breakdown is for Lesbian Love by SV Miller. 100%, absolutely written by a straight man. This book is WILD, and significantly worse than the last one I posted about Alone At Last, which I didn’t think was possible. Because that one was a train wreck.
So in this one we have our protagonist Aggie; now Aggie is married to a man called Jim but she also sleeps around and has affairs a lot. The first three chapters, if I recall, were literally just her having affairs with other men and then getting mad at her husband for accusing her of having affairs. Her and Jim have a very toxic and volatile relationship, as well as being very inconsistent in the way they approach each other, the way the approach themselves and their marriage. It’s wild.
Anyway, she gets to the point where she’s like: I don’t want to be in this marriage anymore. I don’t like him. I don’t like what we’re doing. We’re always fighting, throwing things at each other and then we end up being intimate. She hated it. Then she found an advertisement for a sanctuary away from men that was supposed to heal her, heal the relationship and get her away from there; BUT to get there she had to have a lot of money so she ended up having even more of an affair and putting herself in very dangerous situations to get the money. Though when she did, phew, off she went - she was there. It was all secret and she was given these very weird and ominous directions to get there, she wasn’t allowed to bring certain things with her etc.
When Aggie is there, it becomes very clear to us, the reader, she has just entered a massive cult. It’s also when this book just dives head first into all of its problems.
This isn’t to say Alone At Last was a good book by any stretch of the imagination, however, it did hold little nuggets of positivity, mainly in the areas of acknowledging homosexuality was natural and not having the main lesbian character end up dead or in an institution. This book can’t even say it has that going for it.
This pulp genuinely felt like a homophobic pamphlet fever dream.
There was so much sexual assault in this book committed by a lesbian, but sometimes the author would jump around on if it was assault or not in a very uncomfortable way that felt like it was rooted in a fetish.
So we have our lead lady, Aggie, introduced to this lesbian commune that is run by the lesbian dictator Helen. A rich woman set on assaulting women, keeping them trapped in this isolated location, and “turning” them gay - or as this book likes to paint it, corrupting women to sin.
There is a massive emphasis all throughout the book about how broken, unnatural and wrong lesbians are, ( the very last line is “I feel … normal!”) while simultaneously sexualising them for male titillation. With big strong men to come in towards the end and save them all.
It tries to entice us into the plot with this evil lesbian cult commune plot , where women are forced to pair up with one anther in this instance Aggie is forced to be with both Helen and a woman called Grace ; Grace is also the character Aggie ends up snot being attracted to, but only because she is in a “perverse” place). These women are locked up in torcher chambers if they don’t comply to the Evil Lesbians or try to run away.
In the end this pulp is probably a textbook example of what people think of nowadays when they think of old school lesbian pulp. With terrible writing on top! It was genuinely a slog to get through. Even though it’s relatively small it took me 4 months to finish reading it because it was just so terrible and had no redeeming qualities about it. Just a terrible mess of assault, homophobia and horrible writing.
Let’s hope the next one is better.
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Baby Daddy
best friend's husband!Dave York x married and fertile! f!Reader
Word count: 1.5K
Summary: you and your husband have been trying for a baby, with no success. Then his good friend Dave offers assistance.
(AKA you're on some hormones that make you super horny and Dave pretty much takes advantage of that)
WARNINGS: 18+ Only! Mature and Explicit, slight D/S tones, forced pregnancy (though reader is already trying for a baby), infidelity (Dave and reader), slight sex pollen, reader is late 30s/early 40s but feel free to use your imagination, unprotected piv sex, pregnancy kink, creampie, use of hormones to get pregnant, some talk of infertility
Author's Note: I wrote this for those of us of a certain age who are not often represented in fanfics but as stated above please do use your imagination, there's no gatekeeping here ❤️ Naturally I wrote this while I was ovulating and suuupppeerr feral. I don't want to have any more kids but if Dave was insistent upon it I might just let him 🫢
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You and your husband's Saturday nights are usually spent with Carol and Dave, your friend from high school and your husband's friend from work, respectively. Mostly you have dinner at your house or theirs, followed with wine and a movie after. Tonight's not any different, except Carol looks at you funny when you politely refuse a glass of pinot grigio.
"Might as well tell them, honey," you husband Jim is all smiles as he addresses the table. "We're trying for a baby," he announces proudly.
You smile but it's masking your discomposure. "Honey I thought we were going to wait until I'm actually pregnant to tell everyone," you say under your breath.
Carol's face is illuminated with joy as she reaches over the dinner table to grab your hand. "That is such wonderful news! Isn't that such good news, babe?" she asks Dave.
Dave eyes both you and your husband, and there’s a mysterious little smile that curves across his lips. “That is great news.”
Jim continues, “She’s on trial pharmaceutical hormones right now, so hopefully it’ll work for us and we’ll be parents soon,” he says excitedly. You manage to be more reserved about it, though your heart rate does speed up when you notice Dave’s eyes on you longer than usual.
After dinner you offer to help tidy up while Jim and Carol start the movie. Really it’s just an excuse to be by yourself for a moment, but then Dave joins you, pouring himself a glass of scotch.
“Are you excited about trying for a baby?” he asks so casually.
In the years you’ve known him, he’s never spoken to you about personal things very often. “Yeah, I am,” you smile at him from the sink.
“How long have you and Jim been.. trying?”
It’s possible this is a normal question coming from a curious friend, but there’s always been something about Dave that gives off the impression that he’s anything but.
“Almost a year,” you answer.
“That’s a long time. Do you try pretty frequently?”
You make a sound of surprise, turning to fully face him. “That’s inappropriate.”
He puts his hands up. “You’re right. I’m sorry.” He approaches you slowly. “I just meant it must be frustrating, putting in all that hard, fun work only to have your hopes dashed when you see blood the very next month.”
You’re rooted to the spot, knowing you should turn to leave and join the others, but it’s also intriguing, the way he speaks to you. “The new hormones are going to be a tremendous help,” you manage to say.
“Hmm. I bet you’re feeling all kinds of new things with these hormones.. even earlier at dinner I could tell.. you’ve got this unmistakable scent coming off you.. you’re probably ripe for someone to put a baby in you right now.” He towers over you, eyes roving your body in its feminine floral dress before his hands follow suit, gently tracing the outline of your curves. “You’d look so hot pregnant.. your hips getting wider, breasts getting bigger.. and it all starts with this.,” his hand sneaks under your skirt, skims along your inner thigh and finds your heat, evident through your cotton panties. “If your husband isn’t doing the job, why don’t I step in?”
“Dave,” you whisper, “Carol’s my best friend. I can’t..” but it feels too good and damn it he’s right: the hormones have given your libido a big boost. You take his hand and guide his fingers into your slick center. You both gasp quietly as he starts to stroke you with two fingers, then three when he sees you can take it. His lips trace delicately over your neck, just above your pulse point. Jesus, if his fingers fill you up this good, just imagine what he can do with that cock. “Fuck me,” you whisper.
“Are you sure?” His eyes are dark but there’s a kind of mirth there.
“Shut up Dave, just take me home.”
After making your excuse to Carol and Jim that you’re feeling unwell, Dave “offers” to walk you home, which is how you end up across the street, upstairs in the room you share with your husband. He’s relentless as he kisses you with soft mouth and playful tongue. You fumble together towards the bed, working in tandem to get each other's clothes off as quickly as possible. There's urgency in everything you do, even your breathing is heavy and erratic. Your dress goes over your head; you pull off his shirt and unbuckle his belt. Layers are pulled away until skin meets skin and at last he pulls your panties off, smirking to find them absolutely soaked. You lean over the bed, looking over your shoulder at him.
"Is this how Jim usually likes it?" Dave asks, running his hand admiringly over the curve of your ass.
You blush at the sudden random evaluation of your married sex life. "Well.. yes.."
Dave shakes his head, a little smile forming on his lips as he turns you around and lays you across the bed. "I want to see the look on your face when you cum." With that, he slides into you, relishing your expression as he fills you completely. Your legs wrap around his hips and your arms wrap around his neck, all while your bodies move in perfect harmony. "He doesn't fuck you very often, does he?" Dave whispers in your ear, sending tingles down your spine. "I can tell, the way your pussy is gripping me so tight, like you haven't been fucked in weeks.."
You start a smart comeback but it's impossible to think when he's moving against you like he's fucked you hundreds of times before. Jesus, no wonder Carol's always happy. Her husband's well-endowed and knows how to use it.
The sounds of your combined moans becomes rhythmic, Dave's body strong and powerful yet gentle with you. The bedsprings creak beneath your weight, skin smacks on skin, hands grab everywhere they can, lips meet heated flesh, words of lust become sighs and half-uttered phrases. When you come you clench around him, fingernails digging into his skin as a great wave of pleasure and relief flows through you and you cry out. Dave's eyes are on you, barely registering the slight pain of your nails in his back, feeling how you milk him with your greedy little pussy, and his body tenses against yours, his movements become faster and faster as he fucks you during your orgasm. You barely have time to come down before he starts you up again. You moan "Yes!" over and over, hips meeting every one of his frenzied thrusts. Dave looks smug and self-righteous watching you come for the second time. It's not until you feel him swell and pulse inside you that you panic. "Dave, don't!..." but it's too late. You feel several warm bursts when he presses deep against you. To your shock your body reacts eagerly, milking his cock for every drop he has to give. All this happens with your gaze locked on one another's, and as you pale with the realization of what you've just done, Dave only smirks and pushes forward one more time.
You gasp. "Dave, you weren't supposed to-"
"Quiet now. Lay still and keep your hips elevated. Wouldn't want all my hard work to go to waste." He disengages from you, taking a moment to watch his seed spilling out of you and he gently presses it back in. "Not a drop," he says, and gets up to get dressed.
Still in shock, you do as he says, body still reeling from the aftermath of the intense fucking he's just given you. "Don't.. don't tell Jim about this. Or Carol." A massive wave of guilt washes over you knowing you've been unfaithful to your husband and to your oldest, best friend.
"I won't say a word," Dave promises. "I have no doubt Carol would hate you forever and Jim.. well, Jim would be heartbroken. He's not exactly a fighter," he smirks. "And I'll tell you something else." He sits next to you on the bed, admiring the messy state of your hair, your flushed skin. "Jim's a good guy and a good friend. He deserves better than a wife who betrays him like this."
Anger replaces your trepidation and you push him away. "You're an asshole. Get out!"
He looks amused by all this, rather than shamed or defeated as a normal person would. "I'll be seeing you around, sweetheart. We're friends with each other's spouses. It's inevitable." He leans towards you and brushes his thumb against your cheek. "If this time doesn't take - which I doubt it won't - I'm happy to help out again."
Twelve weeks later Jim makes the happy announcement that you're expecting, after having tried for so long you've finally received a miracle. You manage to look contented and cheerful as your friends and family gather to celebrate the amazing news. Carol dotes over you, making sure you don't strain yourself for the baby's sake. You meet eyes with Dave, who's across the room watching you, a brazen little smirk on his face. He lifts his brow as if to ask the question you know he wants to ask, and all you can do is give a little nod.
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#pedro pascal#dave york smut#dave york fanfiction#dave york x reader#dave york x you#dave york did nothing wrong#except here he really fucking did#dave york#fucking your bestie's hubby#ao3 fanfic#dave york fic#dave york x f!reader#dave york x female reader#pedro pascal character fanfiction#pedro boys#pedro pascal fandom#pedro pascal character headcanons#pedro pascal character smut#pedro pascal characters fanfiction#pedro pascal characters#pedro pascal cinematic universe
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Rebecca and Wanda are both important and both have a place in Billy's life. It does not need to be either/or. And yet, I've seen multiple instances of people using Rebecca (and even Agatha) as a means to belittle Wanda with the most bad faith readings and it's just not cool.
I can't imagine the fandom pulling this kind of thing with Cassie Lang, Scott Lang, and Jim Paxton. No one (outside of maybe [REDACTED] stan salt fic) would ever use the part Jim played in raising Cassie as a way to imply that Cassie doesn't need Scott and shouldn't care about whether he's in her life, nor would it be used as proof that Scott doesn't actually care about her and that he "abandoned" her because he cares more about "the greater good." No, instead the fandom consistently praises Scott and Cassie's bond as well as the Paxton-Langs as an ideal and healthy blended family. All the time they've lost is seen for the tragedy that it is, not as ammo.
I get that a lot of this discussion is likely rooted in some folks thinking that Wanda shouldn't/doesn't need to come back to the MCU, but man, there's gotta be a better way of expressing that.
#and don't even get me started on the people trying to compare her to evanora#rebecca kaplan#wanda maximoff#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#agatha harkness#cassie lang#scott lang#jim paxton#agatha all along#fam: tic tac and peanut#fam: between chaos and creation#ranty mcrantface#fandom woes#spoilers#aaa spoilers
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the one where Jim needs his package adjusted (7655 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Gender-Neutral Reader - Character, Shawn Crahan, Michael Pfaff, Brad Clifford Additional Tags: TUMBLR MADE ME DO IT I’M INNOCENT!!! 😂🙈, Gender-neutral Reader, touring life shenanigans, executive assistant realness, U BABYSIT NINE GROWN ASS MEN FOR A LIVING AND IT’S…………… GETTING TO U!!! 😤🤬, Smut, Shameless Smut, (super not-serious and not-really) workplace harassment, kind of infuriating and insufferable jim, Teasing, y’know how boys pull on your pigtail when they like you?, that. this is exactly like that, Enemies to Lovers I guess?, ENEMIES TO PACKAGE-ADJUSTERS!!! 🙈, YES IT’S LITERALLY THAT STUPID LMAO, big dick problems, having an enormous schlong is SO BOTHERSOME 😩😩😩, mid-show groping, Humiliation, Dom/sub Undertones, Semi-Public Sex, Blowjobs, Gratuitous references to bananas 🍌
Summary:
You knew accepting a job as Slipknot’s new assistant would force you to handle all kinds of new stuff, but you could’ve never in a million years imagine Jim Root’s, ahem, package would end up being one of them…
#jim root#james root#slipknot#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#shawn crahan#michael pfaff#IT’S SO GODDAMN SILLY LMAO 🙈#MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL 🍌🍌🍌🍆🍆🍆
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id like to imagine in the academy spock wanted to change up his looks a little- rebel against his vulcan ways so to speak. his hair had always been black, but a natural black with brown undertones. his first act of hair rebellion was him dying his hair jet black, which gave it a blue shine.
spock thought it was pretty cool- but not different enough. so after a few weeks he decided to dye his hair again. this time he chose red. logically- the red would not show up very visibly, just giving his hair a cherry red tint when standing in the sun.
well. spock missed to consider this little fact. his newly grown virgin hair- his roots react differently to hairdye than already dyed hair did.
he ended up with vibrant red roots and dark reddish brown ends. he was embarrassed but it was definitely a statement look.
jim thought it was cute
maybe i had a hair dying accident......
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