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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)
I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c
Part Two:
Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D
Aaaand Part Three:
'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...
Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]
#fanart#comics#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl yellow cat#this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it#the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles#look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles#that's just science#the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess#only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion#they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO#someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having#today is not that day#today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be#(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys#EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again#fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao#EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC#i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*
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🔔🔔🔔🔔 the fucking BELLS! 🔔🔔🔔🔔
#the bells#jfc MY EARS#but also...#well played tumblr#so thankful I can reload the page#and they go away#bless
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Currently accepting applications for a boyfriend who looks like Gale Dekarios and acts like Gale Dekarios and also is Gale Dekarios
#I need to hear that man whimpering in my ear#WHO SAID THAT#god I fucking love giant nerds#he’s got me kicking my feet n shit#I also say all of this having never actually romanced him#but I’m considering starting a brand new play through rn just for him#jfc soft nerds are so sexy I adore him#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3 gale#gale dekarios#WHEW
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Wang YiBo x Leon Young
October 2018
#Wang yibo#leon young#model wang yibo#one of my favorite photoshoots of his#The mullet??#The earrings???#the boots??#The car?#The photo in the dimly lit car where he’s ??? Jfc#And his makeup is gorgeous#Did I mention the mullet#Oh my god this photoshoot is everythinf#He is everything#I miss model wang YiBo#Mullet Noodle is one of Best Noodles#I love him your honor
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These two photos ughhhh🫠
i am so fucking w e a k for this goddamn asshole what the fuck~🎃
#i’m laughing so hard over the second one though jfc#it looks like someone stretched or skewed it lmao#hit stupid fucking face i love him sm#and the first one?? 😭😭😭#HIS BANGS/FRONT IF HIS STUPID FLOPPY MOHAWK IS TUCKED BEHIND HIS EAR#AND I AM NOT WELL#frnkiebby#feralfaggotfrankkk#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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not me Um Actually-ing someone on tiktok for getting padmé facts wrong
#ooc.#i’m embarrassing but one thing you’re not gonna go is be wrong about my girl!!!!!#sb: megan fox didn’t even dress up as padmé she dressed up as her dopplegänger#FIRST of all they’re her decoys not dopplegängers get it right#SECOND of all yes it WAS padmé. sabé wore the red and black battle outfit#and the all black dress#not the red and gold with the head/ear pieces GOD#(i’m infusing all of this with sarcasm and irony please don’t think i’m being seriously mad/annoying abt this JFBFKFN)#but fr they were trying to say any time amidala was on screen that it was a decoy??#that’s just not correct#most interactions w amidala are padmé but the ones that aren’t are sabé#and are frankly easy to tell to me but then again there are people who genuinely didn’t realize natalie portman was even in the movie so#anyway#capitalism has me in its clutches but i’m around#*keira knightley not natalie portman jfc. im running on 3 hours of sleep sorry
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THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT. THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!!! because you, at least, had something to return back to when baxter left. all he can do is find a new thrill to chase after, another body to mirror the warmth of, a different poison to aid in killing off what remnants of regret and shame from past endeavors still linger. he doesn't have any home to come back to - not really. not like you do. not like you were.
and he'll dress up his guilt, surround himself with so many glittering lights and flashed smiles that it blinds him from the looming shadow of his actions, constantly rocking back and forth in his ribcage like a wailing creature begging to be heard, to be known; and it'll never be enough to distract him from that painful throb at the end of the day. it'll never be enough to blind him from your memory - no matter how brightly the smiles of sycophants around him beam, yours will always be his favorite.
it's just too bad it'll never be aimed at him again.
(not in the way he wants, at least.)
and he'll watch you ask how he could be so cruel, how he could just up and leave without even properly saying goodbye, how he could just leave you here. he'll watch you do all but cling to his ankles and beg him not to go, and he'll do nothing but shake you off and go inside. he'll watch you slowly move on and take with you the part of his heart that your fist had carved itself around, and he'll do nothing but let it manifest as the absence that's supposed to make it grow fonder - but instead, just makes it a little less whole. he'll watch you in pictures and vignettes like he could have watched you sleep, could have watched you smile, could have watched you exist and be happy doing so because it was with him.
and he'll do nothing.
because baxter ward is not a good person.
he's a good investment. he's a good companion. one might even say he's a good friend, perhaps a good lover. he's certainly a good bit of fun.
but by no means is he a good person. and what makes him worse, so much worse, is that he pretends to be.
and in this ted talk i will-
IN THIS TED TALK YOU WILL MAKE NAEOMI CRY!!!! which.. speaking off. let me... share my angsty brain worm
i'm so obsessed with the idea of baxter watching you and cove marry and build a life.
somehow, by some miracle, you forgive him. he still remembers your tear stained face and your trembling lips and he remembers your angry face when you saw him again, and he can feel his heart clench tightly like your hand did on his shirt when he tried to break up with you and flee back into the condo..
but instead of looking back at your younger, sad face. he sees a more mature one, one that has the lingering blush and layer of happiness after a beautiful wedding. he sees a settled look of peace on your face now, the anger and sadness washed away by a cool ocean kiss.
compared to baxter, who goes home and sees a tired expression looking back at him. his smile is like a stock photo, practiced and empty and rounded. he sees the storm of insecurities and his face is heavy with the shadows of his demons..
yet he takes your hand anyway, although your hand is different, rougher, your fingers a bit longer, you wear a ring with another man's name engraved inside and you walk away to a home you share with someone else. a home with happiness and warmth.
but baxter is back in his apartment, it's basic and devoid of warmth, and it's empty, and it's cold and his yet he does not cry because he did this to himself and he's the only one to blame for his droning days..
he takes every olive branch you extend him, though.
he's desperate to bathe in the light of your warmth for just a little bit, he is desperate to be apart of the beautiful life you have because his is now hauntingly empty.
he goes to all the birthday parties, the family dinners and events he is occasionally invited to, he hangs out with you and your friends. he even comes to terry and miranda's wedding. it's beautiful. he catches the flowers but his home is still empty for years to come.
he goes to your anniversary party, your ma sends him random care packages because she knows he has no family of his own, and he attends the kid birthdays- be it your kids, your friends or family kids. he's now "uncle baxter."
your family entertains him. he entertains them, slips his way into the cracks and pretends for a moment that life is good and he is okay.
and he is so damned because he wishes he was cove, he wishes he was anyone else at all if it meant he could've found himself worthy of you. he wishes he had done better, that he had done right. that he had cremated his skeletons and let himself be loved.
but he didn't, and he's not anyone else and your life has moved on while his spins in the same circle, closing in on him. his life is small, but not in the way yours was. yours was small and warm, easy. you could take one step and find yourself in a loving embrace, whereas he is surrounded by the cold starkness of his "home" and his long expression in the mirror..
#im going to yap abt this until all of your virtual ears fall off#anyway :')#brain worm is. “uncle” baxter is a sad sad man#9/10 anyway#thinking abt like. “my” canon. i like the idea that cove's kid is obsessed w uncle baxter n he learns to dance n stuff from him#and now they have a cove looking baxter in the house#BUT JFC IM STILL THINKING ABT HOW LONG THIS POST IS. NAEOMI U ALREADY SAID HALF THAT SHIT IN PREVIOUS POSTS DO U EVER SHUT UP!!!!#✧ naeomi rambles#baxter ward#cove holden#angst
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jrwi ACTUAL nightmare blunt rotation, ill start. clockwise, peter sqloint. rand. william wisp.
#thanatos is here too but he cant get high so he j chilling#jrwi#weed ment#peter sqloint#it'd be his first time and he'd immediately have a panic attack (been there buddy).#timothy rand#hed be fine but i knew a guy like him once and Never Again#hes stonermaxxing and it gets ANNOYING#he finishes the blunt in 2 hits and dips. like bro#william wisp#now hed be fine normally HOWEVER.#now i'm trying help peter calm down and rand is gone so will would be trying to talk MY ear off while im helping#and therefore would make the situation worse#hed also probably unknowingly feed peters anxieties#peter would also feed his#tags on this one are insane jfc
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we head to vegas early tomorrow morningggggg
#heidi talks#heidi travels#ma -> vegas#ive been overdosing on vitamin c tabs amongst the decongestants and a round of ibuprofen#but my temp has been pretty consistently just below the average#and my ears seem plugged up#but beyond a couple decent coughs it feels like a normal cold???#...yay#god i hate to be a coughing passenger on a flight#even if im sleeping for most of it jfc
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i literally feel like my brain is running on windows 95 right now. i had to go google what year the 90s windows OS was because i couldnt remember if it was 95 94 or 96. Thats how slow my brain is lately
#and also everything hurts#my bones my eyes my ear. all of it is just. ow#like my energy is just completley gone lately i wake up just as tired as i was before sleeping and thats WITH my stimulants like jfc
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Nothing worse than being in a car with a scaredy cat driver in the passenger seat freaking the fuck out when you perform a perfectly safe overtake on the opposite lane 😐
#good thing i got nerves of steel and 2 insane cats so i no longer react to random loud sounds inside the car#bc for fuck's sake mom yelling in my ear isn't gonna make the maneuver any safer 😑#not my fault you can't accurately estimate distances and speeds#and think getting back in lane like 150 meters away from the oncoming car is somehow 'cutting it too close' jfc#😑😑😑#personal shit
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whenever my sister sends another one of her 2-5 minute long audio note messages or someone shares a tiktok/reel in the group chat
#my sister always sends these stupid long rambling messages where she hasn't bothered to really think of what she wants to say#so it's just 3 minutes of her thought process/reaction to a text#a lot of ''i don't know what you mean. unless you're referring to x. in which case i think we should all agree to y. or maybe you meant z?'#with a lot of drawn out pauses and sounds of her turn signal or her rustling with a bag of chips or something in the background#like literal stream-of-consciousness voice memos rather than an actual response to a joke or something.#and i can't quickly skim it and respond and it drags the conversation to a screeching halt if i'm in public or at work#because i'm not going to try to listen to that unfiltered nonsense or strain my ears to hear wtf she's saying#also the tiktoks and reels. jfc. everyone in my family is Too Invested in that shit. i don't have time to watch all of that#i hate the shift towards video/audio format in social media!!!!#my phone should only make noise when i'm listening to music or calling someone. that's it. that's all#personal
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it's crayz bc i know my sisters will vent to each other about me/talk about me when i'm not there but *i* can't do that with either or them bc they always tell the other and it's like 🧍🏻♀️ well who am i supposed to vent to then🧍🏻♀️
#like i can. but i also in the back of my mind am like well this will probably get back to the one i'm venting about and then she'll be mad#so like. i'll just subject you guys to it bc a girlie needs to be able to vent for sanity#saur annoying tho i'll show my sister Anything like i'll send her a reel or a dance vid (bc she also likes kpop) and she Always#has to nitpick every single thing about it and *she* knows best of course bc she did xyz 20 years ago like girl....#like i'll send her stuff being like i like this or i think this looks neat and suddenly she's an expert on singing and dancing 🧍🏻♀️#and i know some stuff you can be like well that sucked without knowing anything bc you have eyes/ears but she Is an expert ofc#like i'm not sending her shit being like omg this is the most amazing dance ever this person is a Perfect Singer...#she also has Such internalized misogyny that she will bring up unprompted and it's always word for word the same thing like you cannot#complain about our other sister saying the same things a lot WHEN YOU DO THE SAME...#not even just about that but like in general she will bring up a topic unprompted and it's the same spiel every. single. time#i know we all repeat things we only have so many things to bring up but like. it drives me Nuts it's like a script#and i don't think she realizes she does it given that she complains about other people doing it but jfc girl#but her whole being the most special person ever thing coupled with the i'm an expert bc i did this 20 years ago thing... driving me insane#and her most special person thing coupled with the internalized misogyny... once again you are in your 30s please work on that#like it's so tired. it's been done it's run it's course let's move past it
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nobody can pick up on a joke but IM the autistic one ok 🤨
#shut up shut up shut up shut up it was a joke it was so very obviously a joke shut up#i wasnt starting a conversation or asking you to talk my fucking ear off on the subject it was a joke you dumb old bitch#NEVER STOPS TALKING JFC
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I hate when I'm watching a cinema history vid, and they get something you could clearly look up, wrong. If you're gonna make bold claims of certain events not happening, then you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
#idky film youtube mostly hated the remake of all quiet on the western front lol#and then they make bold claims that certain true events didnt happen#i watched the og movie and it was fine...#but honestly the remake's last 30 mins really did use rl events to elevated the pointless of the war#that's the whole point! that war is pointless! the movie had a goal and it accomplished it lol#also it was made by actual germans not americans...#this person is clearly very skilled but jfc... how do you get an actual event wrong#i hate that i studied this for someone to be this bold about the lies they just told lol#my history ears perk up when i heard something wrong 😂😂😂#random#tbd?#the comments being like your skilled and shit she might be but she's did the bare minimum on her research#i had to vent about this very specific thing...
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I’m tired of being in pain and taking pain killers
#it’s all fucking with my body and I can’t take the ear/jaw pain but jfc I’m so over this#I’m done with antibiotics tomorrow so hopefully I’m done bitching in a day or two
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