#jez original

[foxgirlbongrip]

white transandrophobia proponents cannottt get enough of that bell hooks quote about loving males as if they didn't cherry pick that quote from a completely different context and apply it to their own ends. wielding a token black feminist to further oppress women is making me fucking sick

[foxgirlbongrip]

"cops will consider the consequences before shooting to kill this time! we'll burn cities down if they don't!" just say you completely forgot about the BLM protests. we've had plenty of martys. we burned down police precincts. pigs aren't capable of putting logic ahead of bloodlust

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

[foxgirlbongrip]

best anniversary gift 🥺 @konatsat

moots can have toe peeks as a treat :3 @threshergirltail @fromthesink @freeuselessprincess @eeveeultioniar @alphagynephile @blunt-starved-beast @trainsgenderfoxgirl2816

[chipchopclipclop]

weak to sneak attacks.... 💘

[foxgirlbongrip]

fucked up they gave a puppy a social security number

[foxgirlbongrip]

carter, you were so loved. i know you're sleeping surrounded by warm, purring, hypoallergenic kitties. get some good sleep, brother. 🩵🤍🩷

art to honor this year's trans day of remembrance. 💙

[jezs-magic-art-spot]

the only wish my heart can make to all the shooting stars in the sky

the problem my wish would solve

both would confuse me and satisfy what feels is a missing part of my soul

I wish to go back to who I was

an innocent mind creating new worlds and little paintings in her tiny room

I just was

worries and concerning emotions had no name

they only poked my brain at night and kept me up longer

that person is so far away

when I look back at her

but it also feels like i’m standing in her ghost, in her shadow

the person i am is her new light

yet I long for her back

i wish i wasn’t what i am now

I wish to rid myself of my new struggles

and to live in a simpler time

with simpler worries and simpler pleasures

I don’t want life to look like a game anymore

cheaters and tricksters and the rich will find their way to glory

I don’t want to be a piece on the chessboard

there’s only one queen and I don’t really think that’s me

I don’t want to cheat my way to get by

I don’t want to be judged by a score

i’m more than some numbers, I have more words to say

I wish I weren’t always thinking about this half the time

because the other half was being spent trying to forget the fact

i always feel like I’m wasting time

getting nothing done by let my worries control my life

playing out movies of the worst version of life to play on loop

I would give up so much to go back

but now

i’ve started to wish to not be here

i worked so hard for it, but i fear

i’m starting to think i would give up my independence to go back

then i think i’m being ridiculous

because i am

I wish to not be here in the present

I wish to return to the past

and it seems i wish to forget a future can even exist

I feel i have nothing to lose anymore

the reality is

i can’t go back in time

because i am here in the present

its better than before

and the future is near

to make my future better and run smoother

i need to do things today

you have to prep to win

you can’t cheat if you don’t know the rules anyway

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i have no title and it needs editing lol <3

15 june 2023

jezebel ramirez-robles

[lesbianpepsi]

is this love?

pairing: Vada Cavell x fem!reader

summary: reader goes on Vada's laptop and finds something very interesting on it

words: 2.204k

warnings: mentions of sex, light swearing, bad writing, let me know if there's anything else

authors note: this is my first time writing for Vada so if she seems OOC i'm sorry💀

vada (1:31am) wher r u? 

me (1:33am): at home...? 

vada (1:33am): cum over 2 watch a movie 🙃🙃

vada (1:33am): come* lol

vada (1:33am): cum 👉👌

me (1:34am): hilarious. why do you want me over vads?

vada (1:36am): bord and snakish 

me (1:36am): it's half one in the morning

vada (1:36am): pls:( not evn for ur wife???💔

me (1:38am): what snacks do you want me to bring?

vada (1:38am): :D

vada (1:38am): takis, that choalet u like, waterlemon siur patch kid 

me (1:39am): okay, i'll be over in a few 

vada (1:39am): tyty

me (1:39am): 🙄🖤

vada (1:40am): 🤭🤭

You shook your head in amusement as you shoved your foot into your vans, soon after shoving your phone into the baggy hoodie you owned. 

Of course only for Vada -your girlfriend- you'd sneak out in the middle of the night to bring snacks and to watch movies.

The chokehold that girl had on you was beyond tight.

Grabbing your headphones, backpack, wallet and phone you silently sneaked your way down the stairs, you took painfully slow steps to make sure you wouldn't make a sound.

After what felt like an eternity you had made it outside with the key to the garage, you quickly went to unlock it and retrieved your broken blue bike. It was barley rideable, but still good enough for you.

You locked the garage, keeping the keys in your pocket before you began biking away towards the closest 7/11. 

The headphones placed on your ears filled the silence of the night with the sweet melody of Lana Del Rey.

After a handful of songs and halfway through White Mustang you arrived at the small store, it being the only twenty four hour store that was closest to yours and Vada's house.

You hopped off your bike before you entered, you had already memorised what Vada wanted. It didn't take you long before you were at the counters paying for the snacks, trying not to laugh at the clearly high worker who tried to act sober.

"Thanks." The worker gave a lazy thumbs up as he cracked an even lazier smile, you chuckled as you shoved your purchases into your backpack.

You sat back down on your bike as you checked on your phone to see three unread messages by Vada.

vada (1:43am): pls ride save 🚲🚲🚲🥽🥽🛟

vada (1:57am): jez what's takis so long?

vada (1:57am): 🪚

me (1:59am): 1) i will, don't worry❤️ 2) i have to ride to the store then to yours, plus my bike is shit. 3) no we're not watching saw, last time you watched it you got nightmares

vada (1:59am): ur alive!!!🧟‍♀️🚫

vada (2:00am): hury up 

You laughed to yourself as you kept your phone back into its original position, peddling away before you took your hand out of your pocket.

Lana Del Rey's mystical voice sung a few more songs in your ears before you arrived outside of the Cavell residence. 

You swiftly got off of the bike before you walked it up the pathway to keep leaning it against the wall. 

Opening the gate you silently walked over to the back door to where Vada was already waiting for you, smiling brightly when she noticed your presence. 

"Y/n! Hi!" She whispered yelled as she grabbed your wrist, pulling you into a hug. You smiled down at her as you wrapped your arms around her.

"Hey, Vads." You replied with a warm smile as butterflies flew around in your stomach at the contact.

The two of you stayed like that for a moment before Vada gazed up at you and stole a kiss from you before she headed towards the cabinets.

You took the moment for freedom to take off your shoes, placing them neatly in the corner of the room. 

 Vada went on her tippy toes as she reached two glasses from a cabinet, dropping them a bit too carelessly making you wince.

"Wanna do me a favour?" Vada asked as she grinned at you, hopping over to the alcohol cabinet as she took out a bottle of vodka.

You raised your eyebrows as you leaned against the counter. "Depends what that is." 

"Go on my laptop and choose a movie for us to watch while I make us our drinks." She said as she shook the bottle of vodka daringly in her hands.

You laughed as you nodded your head, pushing yourself off the counter. "You already know what I'm going to put on." 

"We are not watching Spider-Man again. I beg you." 

"Fine." You decided with a roll of your eyes, somewhat not surprised Vada didn't want to watch Spider-Man for probably the fifth time this week. 

Without a noise you made your way up the stairs and towards Vada's dimly lit bedroom. You shrugged off your backpack as you dropped down on Vada's snuggliest bed.

Her laptop was already on her bed so you thankfully didn't have to get back up, stretching until you reached it and swiftly pulled the laptop onto your lap.

You opened the laptop and immediately winced at the brightness, of fucking course Vada would put her laptop at full brightness at night. 

You hurriedly lowered the brightness until you could actually look at it.

That's when you noticed the laptop was making a noise.

The Sims theme played lowly, an audio that was instantly recognisable. You smiled as you noticed Vada was still in her world.

Deciding there was no harm in it, you began looking around the beautifully decorated house Vada had built. 

It was a perfect house for the family Tara had made.

The first sim you noticed was a toddler, a boy with y/h/c coloured hair and a freckled face. 

You smiled at how cute the sim was as your eyes flickered down to the corner of the screen where a small row of sims' faces was at.

Finding the toddler's face you hover the mouse over it to get the name of the sim.

Tod Y/l/n-Cavell

You blinked, then blinked again at the name.

Y/l/n-Cavell

No fucking way. 

Without hesitation you swiftly moved the mouse to hover over the next sim, a teenage girl who had dark brown hair.

Delilah Y/l/n-Cavell

A smug smile had appeared on your lips as your eyes gazed over to the two final remain sims. Promptly you clicked onto the next sim this time, which teleported you  over to where the sim was.

Your eyes widened as you noticed the name and what the sim was doing.

Y/n L/n-Cavell was the name given to the sim that you couldn't see since it was woohooing the last sim.

You purse your lips as you stifle a laugh, much slower than before you moved to hover the mouse over the final sim which heavily resembled Vada's face.

Not to your surprise, the name 'Vada Yl/n-Cavell' appeared as the mouse hovered over the sim. 

Just as you read the name a frantic Vada flung the door open as she practically dived in your direction, slamming the laptop closed on your lap.

With Vada half on you, half not, your eyes travelled down to her face, where you couldn't see her beauty since she was hiding it on the mattress next to your thigh. 

"Please tell me you didn't see a thing." She begged through a muffled voice, you closed your eyes for a few seconds as you tried to not let out a laugh.

Swallowing any hint of laughter you said: "I didn't see anything," A small snort of laughter escaped as you muttered. "Mrs Y/l/n-Cavell." 

Vada groaned loudly as she hid her face further into the bed, throwing her hands over her head as she tried to hide herself even further.

"I think it's adorable!" You said as you managed to stifle most of the laughter, Vada violently shook her head. "You're just saying that."

"No I'm not." Vada lifted her head as she gave you an unamused expression. "You're laughing."

"I'm not." You told her with a serious expression, the corners of your lift kept lifting as you fought a smile. "I just didn't expect to see a sim version of myself fucking a sim version of you." You managed to get halfway through the sentence before you let out a deep laugh, instantly covering your mouth with your hand to try to hide it. 

Vada groaned as she slammed her head back down to hide in the duvet. "I'm never showing you my face ever again." Vada declared to you, you smiled as you positioned your hand on top of Vada's hand.

"And how exactly are you planning to never show your face to me again?" You taunted her with a grin. 

"I'll just wear a mask everywhere like that weird Minecraft streamer." Vada exaggerated through a muffled voice as you tried hiding your laughter.

You shook your head mostly to yourself to try to stop laughing as you looked down at Vada. 

"And deprive me of that pretty face of yours?" Vada nodded her head, her head still hid in the sheets. "Yes. You better start getting ready to bang me with a mask on for the rest of your life."

"Is it at least a ghostface mask?" 

Vada stayed silent for a few moments, as if the words you said had actually gotten to her, before she shook her head.

"No! Making me horny won't make me forget about this." 

You mentally reminded yourself to carry on that conversation another time with Vada.  

"Vada, I promise you, it's not that bad. It's actually cute as shit." You insisted with no laughter that time, Vada slowly picked up her head to look up at you.

Her eyes narrowed on yours as she leaned against your thigh. "You're not bullshitting me?"

You smiled as you nodded your head enthusiastically at your girlfriend. "I'd never lie to you."

"It's still embarrassing." Vada whined as she snuggled further into your clothed thigh. You laughed lowly as you removed the laptop off of your lap, placing it onto the empty space next to you.

"The most embarrassing thing about it is that you actually think I'd let you name our child Tod." You jested with a humorous grin. 

Honestly, you didn't know what was going through Vada's choosing the name Tod. You'd rather name your child Howard, a name you more than less hate.

Vada gave you a hurt look as she perched up on your thigh to be able to get a better look of you.

"Tod is a magnificent name. You'd probably name our child something nerdy like Peter." Your smile shifted to give Vada a dirty look at her words. Just because I love Spider-Man, you thought to yourself with a groan.

"There's nothing wrong with the name Peter, meanwhile there's everything wrong with the name Tod." You argued light-heartedly, the corners of Vada's lips twitched upwards, she was trying to fight her smile.

Pride withered in you at that, Vada was starting to feel less embarrassed at the whole situation.

Raising her eyebrows she gazed into your eyes. "Fine. We'll just have to name our child something absolutely ridiculous then." 

You smiled amusedly as you nodded your head as if heavily interested in the conversation. "Oh yeah? Like what?" 

Vada pursed her lips for a few moments as she glanced away from your eyes, deep in thought. As if she had figured out a top secret code, Vada returned her eyes to lock with yours, joy swirling around in her eyes.

"Donut." Vada assured with a nod of her head. You stifled a laugh as you cocked your head to the side like a husky. "Donut?" You repeated in a teasing tone.

She nodded her head confidently. "Donut; the second love of my life." Vada confirmed with a goofy grin on her face. 

You smirked, your free hand moving to rest on Vada's scalp as you played with her soft hair. "Who's your first love then?" 

"C'mon you already know the answer to that. It's obviously Bela Dimitrescu." Without hesitation you shoved Vada's head down with the hand that was on her head.

Vada laughed as she dodged your hand as she moved it so the side, landing her head back down on the top of your thigh. "Don't worry, baby. You'll always be my number one girl."

You narrowed your eyes. "Even over Bela?"

She nodded curtly against your thigh. "Even over Bela Dimitrescu."

"What about Lady Dimitrescu?" 

Vada hissed as she closed her eyes momentarily before reopening them. "That's a tough one." 

You sighed as you nodded your head in agreement. "Alright I'll give you that since she is so fine."

"So fucking fine." Vada whispered in agreement.

You smiled at Vada who beamed back at you with joy, a true sight for the sore eyes.

"How about instead of watching a movie we play sims?" Vada grinned as she sat up, grabbing the laptop as she sat by your side. 

"I'm pretty sure my sim just impregnated yours so we can name our third child donut." Vada giggled as she opened the laptop back up.

You gave her a  puzzled look. Vada's sim impregnated yours?

Why the fuck aren't you the one who had a dick? 

"Why do I have to be the pregnant one?" You questioned as Vada began replaying the game. "I give off bigger dick energy than you."

You scoffed loudly at that, rolling your eyes. "Yeah right."

[satoshi-mochida]

Croc: Legend of the Gobbos remaster announced for consoles, PC alongside Argonaut Games revival - Gematsu

Argonaut Games, a British game developer founded in 1982 by Jez San and closed down in October 2004, has announced its revival alongside a remastered version of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos due out for “all the current consoles” and PC in 2024.

Known for titles like Starglider, Starglider 2, Star Fox, Croc: Legend of the Gobbos, and Croc 2, Argonaut Games released its last game in 2004, and is now making a comeback as a boutique publisher with a planned slate of classic Argonauts Games intellectual property and “exciting new titles” for both current and retro game platforms.

Its first title is the remastered version of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos, which first launched for the original PlayStation in September 1997. Here is an overview of the remastered release, via Argonaut Games:

Croc: Legend of the Gobbos, Argonaut’s 1997 multi-million-selling hit, features Croc, a lovable crocodile who embarks on a quest to rescue the Gobbos from the clutches of the evil Baron Dante. The game’s charm and creativity made it an instant classic, and the remaster promises to bring the beloved game to a new generation of gamers with enhanced high-definition graphics, updated modern control mechanics, and a nostalgic, fun, and authentic gameplay experience that will be sure to ignite the imagination of players and remind them why they fell in love with video games in the first place. Additionally, retro-gaming fans will be excited to learn that the remaster includes the Crocipedia, an extensive and meticulously curated digital museum containing long-lost development assets such as game design documents, concept art, animation tests, team member interviews, and much more. “I worked closely with Jez on the design and production of Starglider, Argonaut’s first big hit back in 1986, so to take up the mantle of relaunching Argonaut Games nearly four decades later brings me full circle, and we have further exciting announcements in the pipeline in the coming months,” said Argonaut Games co-CEO Gary Sheinwald in a press release. Argonaut Games co-CEO Mike Arkin added, “We wanted to honor the original game’s legacy while introducing it to a new audience. The HD remaster allows us to do just that. It’s been a labor of love for our team, and we can’t wait to share it with players on all the current consoles and PC later this year.” Original Argonaut Games founder Jez San said, “I’m thrilled to see the Argonaut name back after 20 years away. Argonaut was always about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in gaming, and I’m excited to see how the relaunched Argonaut Games builds on that legacy, starting with the Croc: Legend of the Gobbos remaster.”

Watch the announcement teaser trailer for Croc: Legend of the Gobbos below. View the first screenshots at the gallery.

Announce Teaser Trailer

[foxgirlbongrip]

like when our parents willfully ignore our plurality while claiming they know and love us me

they dont care if every shred of the child they raised is dead

its like they never even bothered to take me out of the box

objectified but in a left on a shelf to gather dust kinda way

[emeritus-fuckers]

Yandere vampire Papas

This was originally a request, but Tumblr FUCKING HATES ME and keeps publishing shit before it's ready, so I had to delete it. Nihil is written as one character this time because it just makes more sense to me???- Jez

Primo

This might be the one of the very few chances you have to see him in his youth on this blog, since a vampire always looks like they're in they're prime.

Primo would be an unhappy vampire, longing for companionship of someone who wouldn't fear him.

And there you were, a sweet little thing. An adorable creature, one that was fascinated by his garden.

He lured you there every night after you first met, only to have a chance to speak to you.

Would turn you to a vampire if he felt threatened by a potential rival that he couldn't really deal with.

Secondo

Probably the worst thing that can happen to you when it comes to him.

Secondo already has a slight blood kink. It gets worse if he's a vampire.

He's also controlling. He'll use his vampiric abilities to keep you under lock and key, even if he doesn't even need to lock you up. You'll be too scared to leave.

He's got you wrapped around his finger with his abilities and dominating aura.

You'll be very well trained.

Terzo

He absolutely thrives as a vampire. He's dramatic.

He also loves a poor, innocent darling. He loves you so, so much because of that.

He often uses his abilities to subtly scare you and then to comfort you and assure you're safe with him.

He still uses his ghouls to do the dirty work.

He takes small sips of your blood during sex, but he's so good at distracting you with his touches, you don't even realize that's what's making you dizzy, and not him fucking your brains out.

Copia

Copia is still very much an observer, no matter his state.

He watches you sleep, smiling fondly at you.

Touches your hair gently, strokes your cheek lovingly.

He cannot decide on whether he wants to kiss you or drink your blood.

He doesn't make his presence known until he feels like someone's trying to get your attention.

In a typical yandere Copia fashion, he creates a whole scene for your first meeting in order to woo you.

Nihil

Nihil is very eager to make you fall for him however he can. He wants you.

He easily seduces you, using both his natural charm and vampiric abilities.

Your blood is like a drug to him, he can't get enough. He only stops when you actually beg him to stop because you feel weak.

Drinking your blood also makes him incredibly horny, so he ends up fucking you as he sucks your blood.

You're always exhausted after nights with him and need to rest for days.

[pliablehead]

favourite get to heaven album moments GO (it’s that sort of evening)

ohhh geez okay yay!

• blast doors is one of my all time fave EE songs and I think the lyrics slap AND jon’s voice is ridiculous AND there’s that sweet little bass lick near the end that hits so right

• i also adore the lyrics of zero pharaoh… the wordplay is just chefkiss, i love that the title of the album was almost gimme the gun hehe (side note i know you said album but ZP is one of maybe the ~deepest cuts I’ve seen live and it slapped HARD and jez bustin out the bass station u know u know)

• i genuinely always forget how delightful S/S/W/D is and then it comes on and i’m like oh right! my friend!!

• i mean, the drop in to the blade. it’s iconic for a reason

• the wheel is a perfect side A ender i loovvvee that the lyrics are all up in the liner notes

• fortune 500 iambic pentameter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i literally backed up and added more exclamation points to that because i felt like I didn’t put enough originally. also how the intro to that song feels like there should be 8 counts and then there are only 7 and it so PERFECTLY wrong-foots you in the EXACT tone of the song if you don’t know it expect it it’s sooo good

• i mean there are so many elements of the gth tracks in a Live Context that are also so important to me. s/s/w/d singalong. girl i’m from the motherfuckin’ distant past. the later-days intro to distant past where they ease into it so slowly and sardonically on the guitars now. jon’s adlibs in the middle section that are Patently Not the lyrics from the album. No Reptiles As Church. (the communal ‘ohhhhhh’ he summons forth… my beloved,,) pete SLAMMIN the distant past sound bites. mike’s regret tambourine. wah

in conclusion theyre good songs brent

[ljsmiths-thenightworld]

Jez by nightlock, originally posted to LJ Smith’s website here.

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the foxgirlbongrip in question

[georgiapeach30513]

I don't mind discussing this. He looks tired. I have said that he looks tired. He's working long late nights. Always keep that in mind. Last Thursday/Friday they were shooting until 4:30am. That's a long night. So I agree with what @winterintuitive said. And from all accounts nobody has mentioned anything else about his behavior on set. He's a professional, but he's human, and those are late nights.//

Many forgot he’s human. We all get tired after a long day. The last thing you want to do is be all chatty and smiling. I used to do shift work finishing at 3am and jez all I wanted was my bed. I don’t know what they truly expect from him.

And as usual it’s so nice to hear how professional he is.

It could be a plethora of things, but I’m going to say it’s mostly just being tired. And that is okay. I hesitate to say the original girl from Twitter didn’t get a reaction she wanted. She was there, we weren’t. I’m just going with my gut here.

I have yet to hear anything negative about his professionalism. He’s got a great reputation.

[foxgirlbongrip]

anarchists when something terrible is going down through the entire town