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Hippity hoppity r/Jewpiter your meme is now my property
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thoughts while high
So I came across a meme on r/jewpiter...
...and it got me thinking about
the nature of sleep deprivation;
how sleep deprivation is used as a torture tactic by military and police typically (and obv also terrorist groups, random individual shitbags, etc);
how specifically using sound (music on repeat, loud booming, screeching, etc) combined with sleep deprivation is used to try and get standoffs ended by authority figures, or to break wills in general (information gathering, cruelty for cruelty's sake, etc);
sleep deprivation/sonic torture can be done a number of ways, but is typically and usually decried (rightly so) as inhumane/cruel and unusual, and therefore not supported by most self-described leftists (myself included);
israelis and (palestinians/anyone in the regions that regularly experience some type of ballistic/rocket launching/landing) are constantly bombarded with sleep deprivation/sonic torture, via rocket attacks at all hours of the day and night, for weeks, months, years on end;
how sleep deprivation causes long term bodily trauma, as well as altering the ability to think rationally and calmly;
how israel specifically has been so constantly fired upon as to need public bomb shelters, sirens, and the iron fucking dome to survive;
how palestinians (and civilians of other surrounding areas) are subjected to the terrorist groups in their region(s) using civilian homes, schools, hospitals, etc to construct, and plot, and fire, and launch from just so they can potentially survive their local terrorist org's ire;
the nature of observing abusive relationships and the willingness to turn a blind eye because it benefits somehow, or people too uncomfortable to confront the truth about their own relationships;
the absolute cruelty of the left to lack the nuance or care to understand how all of this is connected. literally feels like watching someone be abused by their spouse and the neighborhood denying it.
Why yes, I am fun at parties. Why do you ask?
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as a jew and former penis owner we think it would be very funny to have a twin fountain that's circumcised and called JEWPITER but we can imagine a certain amount of backlash to this so never mind
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Jupiter has a kippah now, so here's Jewpiter as a person.
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Groan.
#livejournal#livejournal icon#puns#christopher walken#peas on earth#jewpiter#oedipus#walken in a winter wonderland#pi a la mode#old internet#old web#webcore
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#jewpiter #humor #funny #jewbageljudaica https://www.instagram.com/p/CYUE1zQDR1l/?utm_medium=tumblr
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#funny#lol#meme#dank memes#humor#hilarious#damn#die#the#killyourselfplease#offensive#autism#cringe#911#memes#jewpiter#nibba#jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams#offensivememes#jew#kkk#auschwitz#holoucast#jews#gas#bomb#dankmemes
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We absolutely LOVE the title of this Jewish Times article about our new exhibit! "Drops of Jewpiter" - the writer knows a good pun s the way to our hearts. #JewsInSpace
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If you sucking on a dildo and the girl that is wearing the dildo is moaning like its a real dick. the 2 of you are legally mentally retarded
Slavery auctions the original black friday sales
A black baby was given wings by god. The baby asked "does this mean im an angel?". God laughed and said "naw nigga you a bat"
Family joke daughter: dad how do you feel about abortion? dad: ask your sister daughter: but i dont have a ...
i saw my neighbour at the bus stop and said "hop in ill give you a lift". he said "fuck off!". what an ungrateful bastard, so i zipped up my bag and kept walking
got my kid a puppy as a present but it died before christmas. now im stuck taking care of a puppy
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe. the only kkk that lets black guys in
Can you spare $2.00? ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you spend $2.00 we will send you the video, it is fucking hilarious.
Just at the moment when the dentist was leaning over towards his patient to start on her teeth, he was startled. Dentist: excuse me, miss, thoes are my balls that you are holding Patient: i know, so let us be very careful not to hurt each other, OK?
Black people started wearing their pants low, white people started calling it saggin. spell saggin backwards... those sneaky white people
my girlfriend's parents called me a peadophile because i am 30 and she is 18. it really made our 10th anniversary dinner awkward
Son-Mom conversation Son: mommy how can you live without eating? Mom: what do you mean? i eat everyday. Son: i heard daddy tell his friend you haven't swallowed since college
Just sold my homing pigeons on ebay... for the 22nd time
Boobs, proof that men can pay attention to two things at once
My Dads met at Bible camp.
3 k's in a day keeps the niggas away
How far can a black guy run? as far as the chain goes
The world is so politically correct that you cant even say "black paint". Now you have to say "Leeroy please paint my fence"
Never joke about an asian it's wong
Why do black people run fast? the slow ones end up i jail
Where in the universe are there the most jews ... Jewpiter what a conicidence its a gas planet
Lose yourself parody gas is heavy jews weak ovens are ready there is ash on my sweater already jews spaghetti
2 guys in a conversation Guy 1 : do you know how much a hall costs? Guy 2 : no, ask hitler. he might have an idea as to how much a holocaust
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just saw this and thought about the jewpiter post and i decided that calcifier is jewish now
Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle
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Jewpiter via /r/meme http://bit.ly/2WWg108
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