#jewpiter

[majestic-deers]

Yes

[transmascpetewentz]

Hippity hoppity r/Jewpiter your meme is now my property

[lihyot-am-chofshi-beartzeinu]

r/jewpiter gets it

[magnetothemagnificent]

Jupiter has a kippah now, so here's Jewpiter as a person.

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[oldwebrelics]

Groan.

[jewbageljudaica]

#jewpiter #humor #funny #jewbageljudaica https://www.instagram.com/p/CYUE1zQDR1l/?utm_medium=tumblr

[bloojayoolie]

[earhartsease]

as a jew and former penis owner we think it would be very funny to have a twin fountain that's circumcised and called JEWPITER but we can imagine a certain amount of backlash to this so never mind

[bannedwebsites-archive]

like, i get it, i GET that we are "terfs" so we dont really do the "omg you just reblogged from [x]!" thing. i truly understand. but i wish some people on here cared at least a little bit about whose ideas and suggestions theyre sharing because someone could be like "hey you know this person that you two ocasionally tag each other in 'transphobic' memes? they post a bunch of stuff talking about how the 'semites from jewpiter are gaying our children' or something" and like half of yall would be like "umm so what that i interact with them! 🙄 i can do whatever i want stop trying to control me!!! stop thought-policing!! freedom ❤️ this is not the shinigami eyes or the middle ages, anon!!" like omfg lol, sometimes people are just trying to warn you of something that may make you legit uncomfortable or feel unsafe or even triggered, like im sorry some of us are actually bothered by bigotry

[jewishmuseummd]

We absolutely LOVE the title of this Jewish Times article about our new exhibit! "Drops of Jewpiter" - the writer knows a good pun s the way to our hearts. #JewsInSpace

[all-funny-memes]

Jewpiter

[elgatorojodekazakhstan]

Jewpiter.

[darkness-envelops-me1-blog]

If you sucking on a dildo and the girl that is wearing the dildo is moaning like its a real dick. the 2 of you are legally mentally retarded

Slavery auctions the original black friday sales

A black baby was given wings by god. The baby asked "does this mean im an angel?". God laughed and said "naw nigga you a bat"

Family joke daughter: dad how do you feel about abortion? dad: ask your sister daughter: but i dont have a ...

i saw my neighbour at the bus stop and said "hop in ill give you a lift". he said "fuck off!". what an ungrateful bastard, so i zipped up my bag and kept walking

got my kid a puppy as a present but it died before christmas. now im stuck taking care of a puppy

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe. the only kkk that lets black guys in

Can you spare $2.00? ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you spend $2.00 we will send you the video, it is fucking hilarious.

Just at the moment when the dentist was leaning over towards his patient to start on her teeth, he was startled. Dentist: excuse me, miss, thoes are my balls that you are holding Patient: i know, so let us be very careful not to hurt each other, OK?

Black people started wearing their pants low, white people started calling it saggin. spell saggin backwards... those sneaky white people

my girlfriend's parents called me a peadophile because i am 30 and she is 18. it really made our 10th anniversary dinner awkward

Son-Mom conversation Son: mommy how can you live without eating? Mom: what do you mean? i eat everyday. Son: i heard daddy tell his friend you haven't swallowed since college

Just sold my homing pigeons on ebay... for the 22nd time

Boobs, proof that men can pay attention to two things at once

My Dads met at Bible camp.

3 k's in a day keeps the niggas away

How far can a black guy run? as far as the chain goes

The world is so politically correct that you cant even say "black paint". Now you have to say "Leeroy please paint my fence"

Never joke about an asian it's wong

Why do black people run fast? the slow ones end up i jail

Where in the universe are there the most jews ... Jewpiter what a conicidence its a gas planet

Lose yourself parody gas is heavy jews weak ovens are ready there is ash on my sweater already jews spaghetti

2 guys in a conversation Guy 1 : do you know how much a hall costs? Guy 2 : no, ask hitler. he might have an idea as to how much a holocaust

[lookgoodinafire]

Jewpiter http://bit.ly/2CZRwTR

[letthefamebegin]

Jewpiter via /r/meme http://bit.ly/2WWg108

[coffuminati-blog]

Poodle. Jewpiter. Cutie Jew. My Lil' Redhead. Jersey Boy. High Cute Elf King. Cutie of the Drow Elves. The Human Cute. Forget Stan, I've got a ton of nicknames for you. Oh, and don't forget BUBBIE

What is the Most Embarrassing Nickname You Can Give My Muse? / accepting!

Was this considered bullying? Kyle considered it was with the many embarrassing nicknames that were flying his way. “——jesus christ, dude! That’s a lot, and those are embarrassing. Also, I’m not LITTLE. Stop it with these EMBARRASSING nicknames!”