#jesus why

[caffeinated-rat-bastard]

ow my hand

[autismbutlikeaperson]

🤰

interesting proposition, but what about

🫃

[anikaluv]

AHHHH MY PICTURES KEEP CROPPING EVERYTIME I TRY TO INSERT THEM INTO MY POSTS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

[light-everything-in-pink]

Jesusposting.

I approve.

jesus no

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[moonscape]

[srdcovka]

i need that easter ham already i cant wait until tomorrow

[rainbowfartblaster]

the nuzzling in oh i’m sick somebody kill them (affectionately)

[unreadpoppy]

oh great dashboard unfucker is working on my CHROME

but im a firefox user

[oldmannapping]

Jason Todd’s mother: Addict, single mother, raised the child of a violent henchman, died of an overdose

Jason Todd’s best friend: Recovered addict, single father, raising the child of an assassin, rescued from death by Red Hood

DC: yep. Wild.

DC: anyway!

DC: onto the next Red Hood storyline

DC: (incoherent shrieking)

[kensatou]

j… jesus oppa ;____;

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

Hobie and Miles doing their thing

[liauditore]

do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

[nyxi-pixie]

defending arcane characters is OUT. thinking theyre hot while they make terrible decisions is IN