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caffeinated-rat-bastard · 2 months ago

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ow my hand

#jesus why

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autismbutlikeaperson · 1 year ago

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interesting proposition, but what about

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#jesus why #dear god why #mpreg #why?#fuck you thats why

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anikaluv · 1 year ago

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AHHHH MY PICTURES KEEP CROPPING EVERYTIME I TRY TO INSERT THEM INTO MY POSTS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

#HELP ME #I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS #GOD DAMMIT #JESUS WHY #OH LORD #I JUST WANTED TO BE AESTHETIC

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light-everything-in-pink · 8 months ago

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Jesusposting.

I approve.

jesus no

#dave reblogs shit #JESUS WHY

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theofficialuriel · 2 months ago

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summary of act 1

#arcane #viktor arcane #vi arcane #arcane meme #no bc why was he literally jesus #never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers

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mo-mode · 1 year ago

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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grantwilson · 1 year ago

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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

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spyres · 2 months ago

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#bwark #pkmn leaks #can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't #supposed to be seen by the public #esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature #and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west #so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao #ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it #it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be #it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny #joke about it #ask to tag?

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rainbowfartblaster · 1 month ago

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the nuzzling in oh i’m sick somebody kill them (affectionately)

#arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane season two #viktor arcane #jayce talis #jayce arcane #jayvik #why are gay people so tragic #i hate them (affectionate)#this is so joever #gay ppl and their situationships #sad day for gay ppl #i hate gay people #gay jesus

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srdcovka · 9 months ago

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i need that easter ham already i cant wait until tomorrow

#4 types of ham 2 types of syrek vianočka a koláče #JESUS WHY

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unreadpoppy · 1 year ago

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oh great dashboard unfucker is working on my CHROME

but im a firefox user

#\uaisbg;ÇOIWEGFP\qwfhopae #jesus why #dashboard unfucker

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oldmannapping · 5 months ago

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Jason Todd’s mother: Addict, single mother, raised the child of a violent henchman, died of an overdose

Jason Todd’s best friend: Recovered addict, single father, raising the child of an assassin, rescued from death by Red Hood

DC: yep. Wild.

DC: anyway!

DC: onto the next Red Hood storyline

DC: (incoherent shrieking)

#red hood #Jason Todd #Roy Harper #red hood and arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #dc #Jesus Christ dc comics #get it together #WHY SEt up these parallels and never use them #do they get memory wiped every time they try to give his character depth

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nyxi-pixie · 2 months ago

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defending arcane characters is OUT. thinking theyre hot while they make terrible decisions is IN

#idc what jinx does shes funny. caitlyn can continue to descend into grief-stricken insanity #if viktor creates a cult through his jesus slaying ways who am i to stop him #'this is why this character is TERRIBLE and MEAN' idgaf. 'this is why this characters actions are justifed and theyre so innocent' IDGAF #they SUCK and its FUNNY #arcane

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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j… jesus oppa ;____;

#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..???#i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma #and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk #and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus #also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT?#also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’)#which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha #(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas)#christmas

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liauditore · 7 months ago

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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

#hermitaday #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #cw cannibalism #cannibalism #no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is #being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man #no wonder she's so messed up like. wow #please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder #i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo

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kissingagrumpygiant · 4 days ago

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They didn't let Solas interact with Kieran in dai bc he'd smell the June on him and have a melt down thinking about their own parallels and also Kieran would doxx him on fantasy roblox by accident

#fic where kieran wanders into the rotunda and solas has kill bill alarms going off about a 10 year old #'why should june i mean Kieran have a loving mother when i have suffered more than jesus.'

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