#jesus was a capricorn

[itsmyfriendisaac]

♑ January 15th: Brazilian Model, Jesus Luz.

[girlhelpicf]

theyre literally purging the game of lore first they take away harmony island then they add new elements then they kill off the puppet master then they lock all the towers again then THEY GET RID OF THE DRAGON MIGRATION FESTIVAL

[six-of-ravens]

"jesus is a capricorn and wants to be a martyr so bad" is perhaps the best sentence ever spoken on a podcast

[lockoutkey]

happy holidays

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Mandatory Peter Steele tumblr post and bad astro all rolled into one! Oh hell yeah!

This is what I think: the Playgirl publication began in 1973 just as Pluto in Libra was kicking off and I see it as a gesture of balance because it was offering the public images of nude men where it was only magazines with naked chicks as in Playboy and Penthouse up until that point. However, most of the men who made Playgirl a memorable magazine were Pluto in Virgo men back in the 90s and, I believe, the most iconic and sought-after issue (expensive, too) is Peter Steele's. If you want to gauge the real value people place on objects, you have to look at eBay. I personally have never owned one nor have an interest in owning one yet I think it's hilarious that he did a photoshoot with them. He may have regretted it later, as he discovered Playgirl had male viewership, but I prefer this type of self-promotion, as opposed to the tired, talk show circle that rock bands were doing at the time. I find it brave, kitschy, funny, sexy all at the same time and, yes, much preferable that he flaunts his Body of Christ over talking with Jerry Springer for cheap shock value ANY DAY.

Before seeing his birth chart, I thought he was either a Scorpio or a Taurus (because of his big fucking chest) and then I saw that he was a Capricorn sun. It made sense because he described himself as a "creature of habit" and he hesitated to leave his day job to go on tour with Type O Negative, which, very Capricorn. But he's a Scorpio rising, after all, and his second house has a stellium and this house is ruled by Taurus.

Then, he has Uranus conjunct Midheaven and, well, you'll have to Google the cover for The Origin Of The Feces because I won't post it here. He has Lilith and the North Node in Leo, which to me means long hair and loving wild women, I guess. Mars and Venus on the same degree in 2nd house Capricorn: serious sex appeal and lust for money? Who knows? Because I'm not Conrad Moricand.

Those are the thoughts I have about him and Playgirl at the moment and why it seems to me that his appearance in that magazine is seen retrospectively as some kind of cultural reset. I think he's the reason people still refer to Playgirl on my corner of the internet and I suppose I'm out here collecting Capricorns for my mental rolodex. This is what happens when you don't want to alienate guys on main by writing about astrology and legendary sexy goths. And I promise I haven't seen *it*, okay? I haven't.

[5-htagonist]

if i head the words "jesus" "sacrifice" and "himself" in a sentence again ill scream.

[littlebodyinkheart]

The Jesus meme template

[daakureisaiko]

Honestly love telling everyone that there’s no way Jesus was born on the 25th, simply because there’s no way a Capricorn died for you or anyone for that matter.

[xyzzmy]

Life is just so much easier and simple when you watch the show for the men and not the plot

[justanamesstuff]

OMG I JUST FOUND MORE CAPRICORNS???!!!! my birthday is on the 21st 😭🫶

Ohhh yes, I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life!!! I don’t know many capricorns…I’ll get emotional 🤭

[tiktoksinspo]

Zodiac Signs as Teachers:

[hangmanapologist]

all my desserts are made and I have my Christmas pjs set out I am literally like an excited child

[sydmarch]

a night out on earth is so frustrating bcus it's like. ok awsten CAN still write good lyrics. what the fuck is going on with most of the other songs on the album then

[the-swamprat]

I think it’s very Saturnian of me for one book I’m reading to be called The Utopia of Rules and the other titled, The Order of Time.

[lovesinistra]