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Artwork: ‘Jesus on the Tube’ by Antonio Rolls
Text: from “Friendship with the Beloved Disciple as Type in a Theology of Friendship” by Jonathan Sammut
#antonio rolls#jesus on the tube#christianity#love#friendship#quaker#society of friends#discipleship#john's gospel#divine gift#follower of Jesus
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test tube from inanimate insanity, perhaps?
Today, Jesus is holding:
Test Tube from Inanimate Insanity
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I watched season 3 and rewatched season 1 and 2 of the umbrella academy and what I can gather is:
Five (season 1): Denial, anger
Five (season 2): Bargaining
Five (season 3): Depression, acceptance
#usually he's a colourful fruit salad of denial anger bargaining depression and more anger though#season 3 five just makes me especially sad though#like he was done#he could retire#have a nice road trip#figure himself out as a person for once#breathe a little#but nope#and he still explores all options until he finally gives up#cause he would rather die with his family all together rather than a sad lonely old man in a tube#or at the mercy of whatever reginald had in store for them#but even at the very end he still can't shake the instinct to protect his family#and beats allison to the last sigil in the floor and figures out the sigil in the first place#also jesus what was season 3 I feel like I had a fever dream lol#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua#im not saying he passed through these stages instead they just layered on top of each other like a sad gooey cake
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Nickloon and Jesus
#nickel ii#nickel inanimate insanity#balloon ii#balloon inanimate insanity#jesus fanart#test tube ii#inanimate insanity#ii#iii#osc#object show community#osc gijinka#ii gijinka#humanization
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Apparently the pope just came out staunchly against surrogacy.
Jesus was a surrogate baby.
???
#pope francis#surrogacy#bad policy#catholocism#reproductive health#reproductive policy#infertility#biology#basic science#Jesus was a surrogate baby#test tube baby#S T U P I D
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Spider tried to crawl on me when trying to go to sleep and the closest cup I had near is my tea mug which still had remnant of tea in it so my bed is a bit wet (tea) and I am a bit over stimulated (a spider was crawling up my arm while I was trying to go to sleep)
#I think it was just a house spider but I know that a bronze tube Web spider was living in my room for a while#And those are known to have painful bites#I think that spiders used to bite my fingers when I slept I would sometimes wake up and have itchy fingers with red dots on them#But yeah no crawling on me when I am able to sense it jesus#Cw spider
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luke: one of them holds out their pale hands and in it is a little white flag
barnaby: i use it to dab the corners of my mouth
#“wow i must have forgotten a lot of oxbitd because i dont get half the references people make”#OR MAYBE#YOU JUST FUCKING FORGOT TO FINISH BITD????#three whole motherfucking episodes my blorbos have been LANGUISHING! ON YOUTUBE DOT COM FORWARD SLASH AT OUTSIDE XTRA#JESUS CHRIST#anyways i love this ep bc barnaby is so fucking jgfhsfhj#i wanna put him in one of those metre long tubes of jaffa cakes#luke westaway#barnaby fortescue iii#oxventure#oxventure blades in the dark#oxventure in the dark#outsidexbox#outsidextra#oxboxtra#fate of the dimmer sisters#are queue working bard or bardly working?
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Guess who’s using Milanote now? Me <:3
I’m so scared. I’m a Notes App girlie til the day I die, I just gave into the sponsorship stuff in my fave YT videos.
#sphny speaks (𖦹<𖦹)•*°⊹#there’s SO MUCH#there’s so much to learn Jesus Christ#it looks like microsoft documents and powerpoint made a test tube baby and had pinterest be the surrogate (affectionately)
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Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles
#diseasy speaky#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#supernatural#because why do they consume all of my brain#i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that#too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs#double limed bitchen#fucking#...#sam and dean#dean and sam#i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode#seriously the parallels#god amd lucifer#cain and abel#whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches#im losing my mind chat#chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks#i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug#a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his#baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem#lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave
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#bible#jesus#christian#faith blogger#sharetocare#travel#youtube#atlanta#fashion#fashionblogger#youtube video#new video#artists on tumblr#tumblr milestone#writers on tumblr#tumblr girls#poets on tumblr#photographers on tumblr#tubbo liveblogging#you tube#tubbo#tubbathon#christianity#jesus christ#bible scripture#bible verse#bible study#holy bible#salvation#shorts
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Such a high TMI thought but I’m so glad no one has asked/requested for something involving condoms bc I think about them 0.0% of the time
#look#we don’t have a single condom in the house#our neighbor once asked if he could borrow one and I was just like yeah we don’t use those sorry bud#😭#I need Jesus#that’s why I’m gettin these tubes tied#thoughts#personal#asks
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The Jesus and Mary Chain - Live on 'The Tube', 11th October 1985
youtube
Just Like Honey + Inside Me
#the jesus and mary chain#jamc#jim reid#william reid#douglas hart#bobby gillespie#noise pop#noise rock#live 1985#the tube#channel 4#paula yates#Youtube
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Today i have learned the meaning of real authentic karen costumer from the u s of a
#jesus christ. i gotta say. i thought it was all exaggeration fr#i know annoyinh costumer i know that so well. but what the fuck lmao#tell me why do u pick so SO many brushes and bring em to the counter. and then ask what is the price. when all r priced where u took em from#why did u leave so many fucking paint tubes just everywhere like a trail around the store?? why r TWO aquarell sets bent??fr what the FUCK??#ask me where the cotton paper is n when i show her just halfway through stop to look at something else??#why did she bring so much stuff to the counter just to take up all the space and so much time to choose what she want there??😭#there was a LINE what r u DOING???? u decide what u want BEFORE or u at least make space😭#had to help the others behind her but couldnt even pack their stuff on the counter bc this lady was ALL OVER IT#ALL thiis while being COMPLETELY oblivious????? im actually speechless#most annoying custumers before this truly nothing compared. they at least know they r being rude even when they pretend they r not u know??#this was completely normal for her i could sense it. the fucking entitlement. she just lives like this#Okay. now thats out of my body thank god. lotta americans here in summer i pray i avoid anyone like her#txt
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//Couldn't resist making a sequel to this post. He's literally a fashion doll to me.
#//been kind of busy with chores today so i'm little wiped out and ended up booting up a game lol#//don't mind the dress shirt clipping in the first two pics. that's just something that happens#//and experimenting with a little scarf/ascot thing on that first outfit and it looks cute! it works with that outfit!#//also not to be awestruck over silly game stuff again BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS GAME OH MY GOSH??#//HE'S SO DANG PRETTY IN THIS GAME LIKE WOW#//but also jesus christ that tube top is holding on for its LIFE#//ONE WRONG MOVE AND IT'S ALL OVER#//but he does look good so it's worth it fbdhnfbhgm#backup log {ooc}
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got bored and categorized my blorbos
putting them in a room together and seeing who comes out alive
#text#eridan ampora#ashfur#dementia villainous#dr flug#golf ball bfdi#test tube ii#berdly#trophy ii#bakugou katsuki#jack crawford#hal 9000#jesus thats a lot of tags#some of these are kinda retired blorbos bc im not in the fandoms anymore#but whatev#not included are dovewing and hollyleaf because they didnt fit in the top two and werent outlandish enough to go in um
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