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"Helion is black" "helion is persian" "helion is arab" helion is from the UK, he makes drill music. His name is big money H.
#helion#day court#acotar#anti acotar#anti sjm#this is all because sjm's ass cant write poc people#jesus no flavor#until she writes something that describes a sort of culture#helion is from the uk
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Hongreg with Gregor’s garden of thorns ego?
Sure! I like to pair him with Dieci Lu :3
#limbus company#hong lu x gregor#hong lu#gregor#Do u get it bc he looks like Jesus. They can have a weird religiously flavored relationship
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rashid!armand praying in season one....
hey, as a fandom, do we think this is just for the cosplay, or are they going to go down the islamic route instead of hindi? we all know book!armand is a walking religious trauma experience, but how are we going to see that in the show version?
#so much of his character is his battle with his religious perspective#i mean he literally tries to self-abort after seeing the veil and hearing about lestat sucking jesus off#i'm so curious what flavor we will get in the show#the vampire armand#armand iwtv#iwtv#iwtv s1#interview with a vampire#musings
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I think it's so funny when Christian flat out reject the concept of being intersex like oh so me and about 2% of the population aren't real but you expect me to believe homeboy's gonna come back after (holy) ghosting us for over 2000 years?
#I plan on coming out to my dad as trans this weekend#And thought about the time I explained what intersex is to my uncle#and how he flat out refused to except it as a real thing#which is fuckin wild#male and female should be used as adjectives not nouns#cause there's so many factors that contribute to biological sex that it'd be easier to say every person is their own sex#but yea i'm medically considered intersex cause of my flavor of PCOS#and other issues#it's just so wild cause you'd think that would be a great 'miracle' for them to brag about#'Look at science say there's female and male but Jesus says in Galatians there is no male and female because we are all one in Christ.'#Like the opportunity was literally right there#oh well#florida gov ronald desantis if ur reading this you know what would be so fuckin funny for you to say right now?#also I'll be back on the book soon I've been Working. got 38.5 hours the past 2 weeks tho let's gooo (limit is 40 as a pt student)#[pt working and full time student not pt student]#bro fundie christians' obsession with sex/genitalia in general is fuckin wild#ex christian#religious trauma
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I just realized the most tragic thing - that I cannot gush about 31st October being Dziady / Forefathers' Eve because it's a Polish thing and none of my mutuals know what it is and no really good translation of the dramatic works exists to have them read it :(((
It's like a traditional Polish Halloween and nowadays it's mainly known from Adam Mickiewicz's (he's to Poland what Shakespeare is to England) 4-part drama centered around it. It follows a tortured poet (my blorbo, I love him) during the time Poland was partitioned and erased from the maps, its people oppressed but always fighting back. It is one of the most important and culturally significant Polish works ever created. And it's got, like so many themes, so many themes you guys. It's one of my favorite works ever one of my all-time dreams is to play Konrad, a protag from part 3.
So if anyone does know it or is interested in finding out more please please please message me or drop an ask I'd love to infodump!!!
#Come to the Forefather's Eve! We got:#DARK EVERYWHERE SILENT EVERYWHERE WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WHAT WILL HAPPEN???#hello i came to you to ask for Church's approval of our Christian-flavored spiritual seances and it's a national tradition so you gotta#today's youth has it too easy they cannot enter Heaven like that at least give them a yucky mustard seed#SHE HAS A FLOWERCROWN ON HER HEAD AND A GREEN WEED IN HER HAND AND BEFORE HER RUNS A LITTLE LAMB AND ABOVE HER FLIES A BUTTERFLY#*mama Imelda from Coco voice* a living boy in the land of the dead?!#romantic love evolving into (!!!) platonic love which is portrayed as better of the two (!!!) <3#Konrad <3 just. Konrad ily. the sad poet#can i call it the cell block tango? i'll call it the cell block tango#the og vampires!! everyone say thank you Slavs for giving you your favorite Halloween monsters!#milliyon TM#Mama Mary rescuing a feral blorbo by not letting him say the Ts word while blaspheming#Poland becoming the Jesus Christ of nations!!! (look it up it's true)#if i had a nickel for every villain struck down by lightning as God's punishment in Polish Romantic literature i'd have two nickels#why can't we find the cute boy i wasn't interested in before but now kinda am? cause you're using his DEAD NAME MARYNA!#so first part is Dziady 2 and the second part is Dziady 4 and the third part is Dziady 3 and as for Dziady 1 it was never finished so we#don't know where it falls chronologically and also there's the Pilgrim poem which is like a sequel to Part 3 and ther#and many many MANY more. it's so good you guys#dziady#adam mickiewicz#gustaw#konrad#wielka improwizacja#mała improwizacja#upiór#vampires#Polish literature#xix century Romanticism#forefathers' eve#🇵🇱
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"Astarion is more evil than Minthara but Astarion girlies aren't ready for that conversation 🙄"
Astarion girlies are rather confused and amused by the fact that you think evil lies on some kind measurable axis instead of both characters being the product of different writers writing different characters with different motivations and backgrounds, and the reason Astarion girlies are probably not willing to engage with this argument is because it requires one to legitimize it as a valid reading of the text in the first place, which is the biggest hurdle in this hypothetical debate and would put Astarion girlies on the same level as you, somebody who's not yet ready to understand the extremely rudimentary and hackneyed concept of the D&D alignment chart.
#bg3#bg3 fandom critical#astarion discourse#minthara would be lawful evil afaik and astarion is neutral evil??#which one of these is *more* evil ??#idk man does being evil according to law versus being evil in general more evil?? do you understand what i'm saying ??#does the presence of lawfulness make you less or more evil??#furthermore what laws is she following? is it the literal law or more of a set of personal standards ??? like#what are you even sayink#jesus christ#basically what i'm saying is they're both evil ??? but in different flavors??#how do you define evil person making the argument#what is your specific definition of evil and why do you feel that astarion fulfills it better than minthara#or are you just here to dunk on astarion girlies in order to prop up dommy mommy minthara? WHICH IS FINE BUT LIKE#JUST DO THAT WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST#just say you think she's hotter than him and underrated#no need to make this a moral debate because you will make us all look stupid regardless of who wins#cuz if this is the fucking starting statement then we're all cooked by association
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It's difficult to describe growing up my entire life thinking my copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 was in fact simply All Dogs Go To Heaven.
The last thing I remember from this property was watching An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
I have located the first movie, which I have never seen.
THE TONE SHIFT. IS. RATHER JARRING, FOLKS.
Imagine if you always thought that The Secret of Nimh 2 was the actual movie The Secret of Nimh... and then one day you saw the original.
#original#all dogs go to heaven#don bluth#dom deluise#what the FUCK is going on?? did this dog jusf a#*did this dog just ADOPT A HUMAN CHILD#I'll be honest I'm skimming because I'm afraid of getting too sad right before bed.#it is by its nature about dogs dying so#but also it about HELL maybe#so#I mean so is the 2nd one but there were some weird 90s animated animal sequel Vibes that are a different flavor to this#this is like some secret of nimh shit. don bluth you old rascal you!#as I remember at the original secret of nimh is a super dark intense SCARY animated kids movie that I grew up on and have fond feelings on#and the sequel to this chilling tale of animal experimentation and mutation and torture and magic...#a big ol' MUSICAL with funny animal friends! - mind you it has been a minute...#the secret of nimh#secret of nimh#I remember the animation being fucking beautiful. I'll have to check it out again.#okay great [sarcasm] it's time for some racist animation bc ofc it is. skipping ahead to cat satan....#oh jesus even on fast forward this is very bad#this dog is her dad i giess#*i guess#that's fine. i mean he's a bad father but#is Charlie a fucking mob boss what is happening i skipped too far ahead i will watch it thru later the edibles haaave hit#omg charlie is a terrible father#unrelated but the way they animate this anthro dog in this movie would have turned me into a furry for sure if i had seen it as a kid#which if anything is a missed opportunity. I'd probably be a better artist if i was! someday they'll accept my application...😤#these dogs are gay
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THEATER COMPANIES. put black n brown people back in jesus christ superstar right fucking now
#like girl help why is the 70s film more diverse than most modern productions#let men of color play pathetic wet paper bag guys. its good for them#jesus christ superstar#jcs#2012 arena tour bane of my fucking existence what do MEAN u have a white judas AND a white mary with ur white jesus wheres the FLAVOR#and while we're at it *grabby hands* let us in the production teams as well. we'd know what to fuckin do with it
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Since Mercury is still retrograde, I want y'all to think about how Flavor Flav had New York return for Flavor of Love Season 2 only to eliminate her at the finale again and choose Deelishis and that is why you should never, ever return to your exes.
#astrology#astroblr#astro community#mercury rx#mercury#mercury retrograde#Tiffany Pollard#Chandra Davis#Flavor of Love#Flavor Flav#FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAV!!!!#LMFAOOO WHO WROTE THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE#im showing my age lord jesus LMFAOOO
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montrose's vice is talking to animatronics because that's how he unwinds after a full day of talking to real human people...... because he's the conversational one of the group........
#it just hit me jesus christ#griffin mcelroy came up with a completely different flavor of socially anxious character#steeplechase lb
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Yeahh I don't get gamer rage I'm a very casual gamer
*camera cuts to me throwing a chair because "joined late" got first place in dress to impress meanwhile my outfit that's perfectly on theme got 7th*
#roblox add a 16+ lobby I'm BEGGING#also what do you MEAN half the fucking lobby did the sephora kid as their favorite aesthetic. where am i#i did scenecore adjacent idk i panicked but jesus christ come on wheres the flavor#roblox#dress to impress#dti#roblox dti
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made some cupcakes in celebration of gregg’s birthday today and heres my bad pictures of them… happy burger day
#art#my art#gregg turkington#neil hamburger#in honor of him i was listening to neil hamburgers comedy albums the entire time making them#please excuse how bad the frosting looks too JESUS#im real. tired. and sleepy and exhausted and burnt out from baking so much today#(i also made banana bread and in this batch of cupcakes i did two diff. flavors so basically 3 different things. ive been baking for#like 6hrs straight. help)
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how much projection onto courtney is a normal amount, be honest
#sorry court and i have similar gender soup but buddy i am tasting the flavor#everyone thinks you're a masculine woman but jesus fucking christ you're a feminine dude#and how that complicates any relationship you would potentially have with a cis man because as much as you like him something in you#is aware of the fact that he does not view this as a queer relationship or himself as queer#and that just makes me want to bite and kill <3#mer rambles
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Don't know whether it's a product of my upbringing or just part of who I am, but I really do tend to shrug off things that seem to send others into massive guilt spirals. Like, what's the point? Either you meant to do it or you didn't. If you meant to do it but regret it now, make what amends you can & resolve to do better, then move on. If you didn't mean to, be honest about it, apologize if need be, & try to do better. Then move on.
Beating yourself up truly serves no purpose. What are we, catholic? If there is a god, I truly don't think they'd care, anyways
#speculation nation#religion might have some part in it. i was taught a flavor of christianity that portrayed god as loving above all else.#portrayed god as *forgiving*. thats the point of jesus dying on the cross? forgiving your sins?#i was taught that so long as you tried to do good and believed in god then you would go to heaven.#none of that internalized guilt shit. it really serves no purpose.#this could potentially stem from prior abuse too. in which case. well. i hope people can break out of those patterns of thought. sincerely.#i have a history with abuse but idk ive run under a 'fuck those people' mentality. why should i run by the way they treated me?? genuinely.#no one person is singularly horrible and irredeemable. no not even you.#youre your harshest critic. you have front row seats to all ur nasty thoughts. things that most people dont say out loud.#everyone has nasty thoughts though. some more than others. but what matters is what you *do*. not what you think.#no one is gonna know any mean or awful thoughts you have if you dont tell them. thought crimes arent real. what matters is what you *do*.#and even for the things you do wrong. everyone makes mistakes. just work to do better next time.#genuinely makes me so sad to see polls asking about ppl's self perceptions & seeing majority of ppl so down on themselves.#like come on. i used to think i was an awful person bc i knew all the mean and kind of manipulative things id think.#but eventually i recognized that no one is perfect and everyone has ugly thoughts. just do your best to do good & learn from your mistakes.#if you do that much then youre a well-meaning human being. not perfect but no one is. that should be enough.#maybe if i exhibit enough of my 'idgaf' attitude about this kind of thing i can influence some other ppl with it as well. 🤔🤔 hmmm
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consuming potion of clean bowels sure is an experience
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when star trek isn't in its "religion is bad and shouldn't exist mood" I love that it's complete opposite is "all space religions are real and sometimes those gods are aliens what about it."
Like it's definitely because it's a series with many writers over different times and it probably should have more middle ground- but like. Literally love the idea of all the religions existing and also real.
The third option btw is also "star fleet captain straight up kills a god."
#thoughts on the matter#star trek#ds9 and post ds9 brought so much flavor to religion#But also don't forget about TOS space Jesus#like never acknowledged again in canon and I love it#thoughts brought to you via barge of the dead from voyager
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