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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately iâm still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah itâs gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 âthe mistakeâ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh heâs such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#âhe thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like itâs something to aspire toâ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: youâre#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him whatâs going on.#letting him spend a whole episodeâs worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him âoh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right nowâ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still havenât fucking told him youâre about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#heâs going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#heâs tried reaching out to you in the past youâve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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Defending Forever online is not enough I need a gun
#qsmp#he's POSSESSED#>>POSSESSED<<#IT'S NOT HIM#also this is Main Lore btw because heâs possessed by baribal aka dark Cucurucho#why him and not anyone else who got infected?#because heâs the president and baribal wants to control âtheir leaderâ#he does not have Forever's memories#the arg was @v@ tricking his conscience (us viewers) into giving it information#he gad to ask the eggs who their parents were for example#also it stated that it does not care what happens to Forever's body#the Cucurucho who we saw trying to âhelpâ forever with the infection was actually baribal in disguise btw#which is why the infection got worse with the medication#and remember he only got infected in the first place because Cucurucho told him the eggs were in the nether and he went investigate#also stop blaming him for happy pills? Cucurucho literally kidnapped and forcefully drug him#once again because heâs president and has to be the model resident#and let the leo thing go omg it was one time six months ago#unless leo brings it up herself it has nothing to do with this!!#JESUS#and if I see one person asking who's the president now I'm gonna blow up the presidential building myself#NO ONE#THE ANSWER IS NO ONE#qsmp forever#qsmp baribal#qsmp dark cucurucho
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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad#we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic#was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though#it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything#also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't#tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer#both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first#time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been#making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said#i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly#implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me#bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication#we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked#& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol#which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't#even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around#a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins#literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww#am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely#concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know
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Can I get an Amen.
#bit the bullet and headed towards the shaduu castle#just to get things into gear#i'd heard things about the spiky hippo by the entrance but he wasn't too bad#(though when compared to rellana i wonder if anything will be again hn)#i went back to the big pit by the coast before i headed further in and did that first just out of curiosity#as here depicted#idk so far i've had a proclivity for wandering into places beat myself through them by sheer stubborness and then find out later that#âoh you weren't supposed to go there until like twenty hours later oopsâ#âand now the actual area you were supposed to do will be piss easy in comparisonâ#i did the cave by the bonny village right before this and i swear that boss went down in three hits jesus#the boss at the very bottom right here did get me a few times those hit timings were very odd#ølden ring#lore-reason for those purple bubble snakes suddenly reappearing?#was miquella the one to lock people into gaols?#purple is apparently Trina's color after all
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noooo you can let me describe the doctors body trust me i totally wont be weird about it this time
#me explaining why the doctor is hot: well theyre old enough to be my messiah so jot that down#also a body thats died many times#me opening the powerpoint: so before we begin hands up how many of you have spent more time than you should thinking abt jesus' body#church was like and this is body of christ and me being 7 and autistic took that in every way they DIDNT mean#anyway sorry yaz not sure what exactly the sin is here but im pretty sure uhhh it is one#its usually the master doing this#but yaz is taking the masters place in this fic so#that tracks i guess#gonna have to figure out how to take the pronouns out of this too#also look at the third person/second person flipflopping#i do that kind of a lot but i realised in this paragraph maybe thats because..........there isnt a third person imperative uhh mode?#is that a mode we call that idk#there ISNT a third person imperative right? thats just second person?#i think so#but its interesting bc thats like the main way my narration flipflops#idk if thats like bad. bad writer habit or whatever#if it is i dont really care#it doesnt bother ME so#idk if it bothers anyone else#one time i had a fun paragraph in the doctors pov where it went from its standard 3rd to 2nd to 1st. 1st plural i think#and then Back to 3rd distance yourself from yourself dont get too close#anyway
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Itâs interesting to remember that my real first memoryâ not my first conscious memory (that was when I was four and in Georgia)â was of me being pushed in a stroller, into a chapel with a singing congregation in Utah. When I say I canât remember my life before church, this is what I mean.
#i really wanna say that it was the big building they have general conference in but like i was a baby so i cant fully remember how it looked#i just know that the floor was red i think?? and it felt like an amphitheater more than a chapel#i lived in utah before i lived in georgia btw#i was younger than 3#maybe 2 actually#i forget where i lived after i was born#cus i was born in italy and i think after italy we went to utah?? jesus what a downgradeđ#i think thats it#italy utah georgia florida germany texas florida#i think thats the places ive lived?? in order? i hope im not forgetting one#woo hoo i love military child life its so silly and fun#/sarcastic#tho i do appreciate the opportunities i got by travelling#i just wish i couldve had the experience of staying somewhere for at least more than 2-3 yrs at a time#cus i learned to detach from people super easily because of it
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i have acquired a mystical and powerful ointment (hydrocortisone cream) from the village herbalist (rite aid) to assist with the curse set upon my bloodline from many generations ago (eczema)
#feel free to reblog#ironically this is the one thing i know the least about and it's the one i've known about for sure for the longest#never seen a doctor for it (everything online says you probably should) because my parents never took me#they told me that's what it was because that's what my dad had and it looked close enough#they also said i'd grow out of it like my dad did (just as he was growing back into it hmmmmm)#so i'm not like shocked that this is cropped up again i'm mostly like. annoyed? and sad.#i'm annoyed because like - they treated it so casually it was a non issue#get some anti-itch cream moisturize etc#and be quiet about it until it goes away#so it came back every now and then and i stopped telling them i was getting flare ups i'd just get into dad's cortizone and put some on#until it went away#there was never like a plan or a regimine in place for how to deal with it#dad's whole routine was preventative (lots and lots of baby oil) with the steroid cream you pick up at the pharmacy if there was a flare#and i didn't even know when he'd get a flare because it never got brought up - so i didn't know to look for patterns or anything#and now it's hitting me and has been for probably longer than i realized and i'm just like#*how do i take care of this???* *why is it not going away???*#and like yes i absolutely should also still see a doctor about it just to like. Fucking get shit in my records#jesus christ the realization that eczema isn't even probably in my medical records fucking hell#IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S AN IMMUNE RESPONSE AND DOCTORS PROBABLY NEED TO KNOW I'VE GOT A FUCKY IMMUNE SYSTEM IF THAT'S A THING#LIKE CHRIST IN HEAVEN MOM AND DAD A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR IS LIKE NORMAL FOR SMALL CHILDREN#FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DID I NEVER SEE A DOCTOR AS A CHILD FUCKING MARY MOTHER OF GOD MA WHAT THE FUCK
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someone told me my love life is too eventful and honestly yeah it kind of is
#meow#a scene went wrong last night and i had to go to trents place to chill out#we ended up crashing in the same bed and i was just thinking oh jesus lets Not add Another chapter to the drama that is my life#we didnt thankfully bc not only did i fall asleep wayyy before him but he got up wayyy before me
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My rib hurts so fucking baaaad brooooo gregory house voice usually they (the stigmatas) don't show up until easter
#luly talks#paraphrasing its been like 6 years maybe 8 since i watched the show and i did it in spanish too#but that joke stuck w me#he tells this to his boss bc he hurt his hand.#wait was Jesus speared in the right or the left#oh its not specified ok#i was gonna make a clinica de la muerte joke but scrapped now ig#<- place where they cut a woman's wrong leg#also where my grandma went. she was convinced the doctor removing the stitches wrong caused her#what was it? a hernia? her intestine basically popped out đ#thru the muscle not the skin but yeah#very painful
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Greetings, Captain Jones, how are you and your crew and your beloved Kraken?
"Ah'm doin' well. Me, the Kraken and mah crew have been on vacation these past few months down at the bottom of the Bahamas. It's been enjoyable and pleasant tah nae be pestered by the grey seagulls." He replies with a quick and relaxing stretch of his arms and shoulders.
#[answered]#davy jones#bill nighy#pirates of the caribbean#i actually went to scotland for my 22nd birthday last month and it was amazing!#i don't celebrate my birthday as much anymore but going to scotland was something i really wanted to do for a really long time!#the mountains up there are so so beautiful!!!!#i was listening to the lord of the rings soundtrack as we were driving below and jesus christ it felt like i was in the movies!!!#we were living in a cosy cottage by the sea and ive taken so many pictures because literally we had gone to a town nearby to the place#where i headcanoned davy growing up and that is not a dang lie#i freaked out silently for so long when i realized where i was#all i was thinking was DAVY DAVY DAVY DAVY DAVY XD#i definitely want to go again but this time stay by the mountains because they were so amazing and so dang tall!#good morning by the way XD
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just finished part 33 and respectfully WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????? WHAT THE FUCK???????
#HUH????? WHAT?????? HUH??????#I DONT- HUH????#THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES I WAS NOT EXPECTING#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#malevolent#malevolent pod#an eldritch being and his wet cat
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I'm doing my budget for the year starting when I move and wtf...this is scary...
#for months I've been living very month-to-month with my sole focus of paying off my loans#and I knew I'd have enough to cover my bases plus a little extra for takeout and art and travel#so I haven't sat back and actually written every single expense out#but since this rent is so insane and I have to get a new couch and I want a cat AND I want to do the judo membership#whew that adds up#went to this couch place - it's lovesac - the other day#had a great time playing around with the little magentic models and chatting w the guy#at the end they're like we have a quote for you it'll be seven THOUSAND dollars#I was like đđđ okay...#I can go for cheaper fabric and the less expensive cushion and a smaller couch#which is good bc my place is tiny anyway#and with sales and discount it may only be like 3k. but STILL. jesus.#anyway I don't actually know what my pay bump will be but I suppose I'll know in May so I hope it's good đ¤#cor.txt
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#would I be insane if I thought Matthew in the Chosen is acting like an eggg#like. it's not just the autism but it's a very specific autism#how when he realizes he has nowhere to spend the night he just paces in front of the place the girls are staying#because he knows he can't ask them but he really doesn't want to ask/go to the guys 'for some reason'#and knocking is kind of taking that stand of not wanting to go to the boys openly#he doesn't want people to see him without his top layer. he wasn't even topless. everyone else is confused by it#before Jesus called him he just went on autopilot of whatever people told him he should do next#it's all very girlthingrelatable
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luce!!!! i just wanted to say i love accidentally undercover SO MUCH!! all of your art and writing is just so good!!!! robin and their silly little guys (competent secret agents) my beloveds đ i do have a question though, if it's not too much trouble!
i've read through the master post, but is there a single place/post that breaks down what each AU of accidentally undercover is about/switches around? like a brief description of what the changes from the canon accidentally undercover story are sort of thing! i love all the aus too, but sometimes my brain crosses wires and i confuse them ;;; but regardless i love robin and your versions of the boys!!! (and also your art for cryptid sightings waaah you make those big ole demon boys so soft and tender with their hunter and it kills me!!! T^T )
I'm back from work and can finally reply!! I'm so happy to hear you've been enjoying AU and my CS art!! It's been a lot of fun to explore both, and with CS I got the excuse that I don't know canon, but yeah I get that all the AU variations can be a bit confusing!
I think I had one ask before asking for the difference between Canon and Reverse, but it's been a while and there's a lot more variations now, so under the cut I'll break them all down and link to the introductory posts!
AU variations I write for and thus may appear in the AO3 main story:
Canon/ Main Accidentally Undercover: Senior Agent Robin, Rival Dusk, both with a nightly break-in/ evidence collection focus, Neighbor Sun. Robin and Dusk have a somewhat tense, but with time more and more playful rivalry based on mutual trust, while Sun and Y/N are friends, if not especially close (though they would like to be).
Reverse AU (sometimes "canon" Reverse AU, to differentiate from the newer Hatchling AU): Senior Agent Robin, Rival Dawn, both with an undercover focus, Neighbor Moon. The rivalry between Dawn and Robin is tenser than canon due to the "ankle grabbing" incident, though they still trust each other (on a more professional level - both quietly wishing for more). Moon as a neighbor is more subdued, but not immune to Y/N's charms, and they become friends too, also wishing for more.
Hatchling AU Canon adjacent: Rookie agent Robin, Rival Dusk, Neighbor Sun. Robin is a lot more playful and open, if just as competitive, while Dusk and Sun are more distant/ aloof. Big fight between the rivals forcing Dusk to realize that he wants the rivalry, and he apologizes to Robin. Sun thinks he's a martyr and can't get close to Y/N, who is still lonely and still a "bad" landlord and thus tries to befriend their tenant. The neighbors need the reveal to grow closer here, teetering the edge between acquaintance and friend. Reverse adjacent: Rookie agent Robin, Rival Dawn, Neighbor Moon. Similar dynamic shift, with Dawn being rougher around the edges than even in canon Reverse AU. "Everything is the ankle-grabbing" with things coming to a peak with their fight, after which the peacock learns to apologize too. Moon, being more of an introvert anyhow, keeps a distance from Y/N until he catches them crying one day (unbeknownst to him, because of Dawn), and they become friendlier then, if not close friends. Same martyrdom as Sun in canon adjacent. The big fights are detailed here
AU Dynamic Swap Canon adjacent: Robin welcomes another judged for their methods rookie rather than go on the defensive, and becomes fast friends with Dusk thanks to their shared interest in being a menace. When Sun moves in, they don't try as hard to befriend him, and a few misunderstandings push the neighbors in the opposite direction of passive aggression and the energy of a hostile HOA consisting of two members. Reverse adjacent: Robin welcomes Dawn in their own way, and the suave bastard finally gets to shine. They make everyone else either cringe or wonder if they're actually a couple with their constant "just kidding haha unless" flirting. Moon is jealous, and lonely, and ends up snapping from that unfamiliar pressure - just unfortunately at the nice landlord, who promptly stops being nice. Misunderstandings here, too, though Moon already shows signs of wanting to fix things pre-reveal.
One off AU variations that may or may not come back, but to be safe I'm telling you not to get your hopes up:
Double Rejection Hatchling: No neighbors, and rookie Robin gets first shut down by Dawn, then Dusk, and switches departments to the labs (where they work with Horizon's designs, if not him personally). Dusk and Dawn think their rival quit, until the encounter in the labs - after which they try hard to apologize and make it up to them, including getting them their job as field agent back. Only after that do they grow close enough to stage a reveal and move in together
Lab Techs Dusk and Dawn, Field Agent Robin: Technically further separated into canon and reverse adjacent, but never elaborated on. Lab tech Dusk or Dawn quicker to flirt and more open, with senior agent Robin very awkward around the nice newbies they don't see as competition. Neighbor dynamic does not significantly change compared to the other senior agent Robin timelines.
Command Center/ Field Agent matchups Command center Robin and Field agent Dusk and Dawn: Y/N knows both neighbors, who cover up gadget noise with the DIY explanation. Robin was too reckless and got delegated to Command Center work until they could be trusted - and they feel bitter about it, taking it out through passive aggressive communication with Dusk and Dawn. The voices get scrambled and thus no one recognizes the other, with their work relationship rather tense but the neighbors being friendly as can be with the secrecy of their work! Field agent Robin and Command center Dusk and Dawn: Robin works undercover and for evidence collection, while Dusk and Dawn are delegated to CC work until the agency trusts them enough for the field due to their unorthodox application (through Eclipse). Robin doesn't feel threatened but is too awkward to analyze why these CC guys are so nice to them. Sun and Moon have a podcast to cover up any noise for the rare cases they work from home, and invite Eclipse to join sometimes. Y/N knows them both (all, perhaps), and listens to the podcast to fall asleep.
All senior agents: No neighbors at all. Robin gets paired up with the difficult star agents from another location, and has to adapt to suddenly working with a partner. They are all snarky and territorial and kind of pissed about the situation, but once they realize they all like to have fun with the job and don't hate each other, they get friendlier to the point that when the boys do move and accidentally trigger a reveal, they are all happy with that development too.
Speedrun AU/ all rookie agents: No two locations in this one, Eclipse, Sun and Moon still live together and in the same town as Y/N. Dusk and Dawn start their training, only to be joined rather soon by the even greener not-yet-Robin, who befriends both before even settling on a codename. Eclipse and Y/N meet and become friends, with Eclipse figuring out that his friend and the newbie his brothers keep raving about are the same person, and leads the charge for that particular reveal. Dawn and Dusk don't get transferred upon completing their training due to already being a team with Robin, so HQ pushes them to at least move - and Sun and Moon promptly move in with Y/N.
These are all major variations that change the dynamics between the characters, so I haven't counted alt reveals - there are. so many. But those are (mostly) for Main AU, and thus those dynamics apply!
I'll also probably edit this post whenever I add a new timeline, just to keep things cohesive (or as close as anything AU is cohesive lmao)
#answer let luce#anonymous#accidentally undercover#au alt timeline#plural technically but lmao#jesus christ i have a lot of aus of AU huh gfhdjks#but yeah honestly apart from the big ones (Main/ Reverse/ Hatchling) I doubt any are gonna come back#hope this helps!#may your enjoyment only increase now that you have a place to go and see which idiot trio dynamic you're working with <3#and they are all idiots#highly competent at their job#but idiots#because we love their obliviousness <3#still love that when I first teased AU i went âyall heard of oblivious Y/N but how about oblivious everyoneâ#and now we're here#this took an hour and it's now dinner time#enjoy! <3#immediate edit because I forgot double rejection hatchling oops
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these vintage thrift stores have got to be stopped⌠I just left a place downtown that was asking $12.95 for a used steinbeck paperback
#thatâs in USD. almost 13 american dollars for a mass market paperback of cannery row#I went up to the counter intending to haggle because like. jesus you canât ring that up with a straight face#but then the owner of the place was like âwell we check every price online and we donât just price everything at a discountâ#so I just left because what.#the sign on your door says thrift. hello. I feel like I got dropped into some alternate dimension#anyways I brought it on myself going to a thrift store in the downtown of a college town probably. back to goodwill I go
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was s2 of sweet home sponsored by the korean army whats going on
#and like that close up shot of some rifle one of them was using#with the logo clearly visible#??okay#the season on the whole is weird disjointed and messy#i see they went with the principle of keep adding characters until the plot explodes#i find it so hard to care about any of them because we just don't spend enough time with these people#doing this plus quickly killing off a lot of s1 characters#did not work out great for them#speaking of killing off#hyunsu died for three episodes then came back like the most anticlimactic one winged jesus#how did he survive? fuck you that's how#it all feels like a first draft which had some possibly good ideas thrown in and then they just didn't bother editing it down#at all#we don't know half these characters they don't do shit#also hate what they've done with the monsters#in the webtoon and in the first seasons they weren't good or bad just unrestrained manifestation of the hosts innermost desires#now they're generic mindless baddies who chase after cars as a mob and get drawn to places with loud sounds zombie style#have not had one compelling or interesting monster introduced in the whole season of a show about monsters#(monster baby is fun but not particularly interesting)#ahh anyway i can keep talking about how they change the rules when it's convenient for the plot to develop#(now monsters can be stabbed to death apparently)#but i didn't really expect much from this season to begin with it's my sick and dying with the flu watch and it doesn't have to be good#one episode to go yaaay#i hope the goo man comes back just to be annoying to hyunsu again
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