They/it, 20 years old, pansexual, polyamorous, sophomore in college, and unsure about a lot of things 🤠
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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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heh. fragile opp.
#its literally so unfunny i cant#i had to send it somewhere#my brain wouldnt shut up until i sent it to someone but im like i dont wanna be stupid to someone in dms and never talk about it again#so i’m just putting it here since like nobody sees my posts anyways#so like its a win-win. i get the joke out and nobody suffers😎
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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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She has a lucky sock. Very necessary when monitoring the bird situation.
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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.
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wow. i can't believe I made it to the for you page. hello. I'm very sorry I did not expect this. I would like to thank my dad
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