#jesus fucking christ. literally. help
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One thing I enjoy doing is when someone brings up how "it makes them uncomfortable to hear foreigners talk in a foreign language" and I go well whenever I meet up with relatives in public we also speak in Polish and no we are never gossiping we're just talking. And they always fumble and go no no I don't think it's gossip and I wouldn't think that of you. So I go ok then what's the problem, that their skin colour, the language used? And they try so so hard to deny it and come up with some bullshit like "Well you never know if they're planning something what with the attacks lately" which is when I love to inform them of the statistics of public attacks perpetuated by German natives that speak German. They always have some last word but they know they sound like an idiot. Small victories.
#mind you i do it in a how to say. comradery sort of tone? not argumentative. because these are people i see daily#but also even if i “win” an argument like that i feel like shit because im forced to hang out with people like that#especially bad when you had a decent opinion of them for months and then they say shit like that#nebu talks#last time she brought sth up about turks i said well then you shuold blame whoever was minister in the 80s and invited them here for#coal mining these are descendants of honest workers that came here to do work that germans where too good for. they are by right german#its always these 50 year olds that cant cope with times changing and the public becoming more mixed#like of course theres some bad eggs but wow it somehow doesnt bother you when its a white guy?#omg and the other day she was like a friend read the koran and there was a line about being quiet when in small numbers but attack when in#big group. im a bit scared of that. and i was liek girl waht?? what?????first of all do you know what kinda crazy shit is in the bible#and second of all extremists do not represent a general religions view. people generally dont take their religious text literally#jesus fucking christ. literally. help
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#I wanna fucking off myself Jesus Christ#why did nobody help?#I’m so tired of them saying “well we didn’t know#THERE WERE SIGNS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE#bpd#mental health#actually bpd#mental illness#bpd shit#actually borderline#bpd shitposting#bpd problems#bpd mood#bpd meme#parental abuse#tw sa implied
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i'm sorry hbo allowed this writing team to plan out a ten episode season until a MONTH before shooting when they cut it down to eight????? and then kept production going when the writer's strike started like two weeks after and kept up for the entirety of the filming schedule??????? i said that filming during the writer's strike was the death knell of this season but oh my god i did not expect to be this fucking right
#personal#house of the dragon#hotd#the entire shoot happened during the writer's strike i literally said this to some anons that asked#the cast being british allowed them to keep going and the wga part of the strikes ended like two weeks AFTER filming wrapped up#and they had to cut away two full episodes from their storyline on a thirty day deadline on top of that???????#no wonder all the complaints i've seen about the pacing and everything have been that it felt like nothing happened#on top of them not being able to tweak stuff or work with things or even be on the fucking set#like this doesn't excuse all the bad writing decisions because top to bottom it was just bad condal and hess just made bad decisions#but jesus CHRIST hbo did not help they actively did not help they straight up shot this show in the foot
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KYLE GALLNER as SAM COUGARS INC 2011 | dir. K. Asher Levin
#⚠️ This movie is pretty bad ⚠️ so you've been warned but we get some good visuals hmmmmm 🧐#once again the film being shit has no bearing on kyle's performance which is pretty solid#but the dialogue and character development (borderline nonexistent) makes it a difficult watch#the writer/director... i want to ask him so many questions about what the fuck this is#I literally have SO many notes about like every scene of this film#the bigger actors in this... how many favors did people owe the writer/director to manage that?#I mean I know they're not like A List but jesus christ did he help all of them hide bodies at some point or??? lmao#kyle gallner#cougars inc#cougars inc 2011#userlosthaven#filmedit#userfilm#crumbedit
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reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller
#snap chats#do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life#why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk#oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game#i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ#THE BACKGROUND stop.#AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING#theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name#JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF#would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me#petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know#i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is#AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER#the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller#in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv#and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out#tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol...#ok this post is done bye
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how is sacrificing indigenous people in america by not voting/voting third party going to help palestinians, can i ask?
#free palestine#tagging bc im looking to fight about it actually#im bouta curb stomp all of you#say it with your whole chest while the cameras on that you want to sacrifice indigenous americans for palestianians.#say it with your whole chest that you're willing to let every minorities lives get worse which literally helps#NO ONE BUT THE FUCKING RIGHT#say it with your chest that you're okay with people in america now being too distracted trying to hold together what little remains#of their crumbling fucking lives than to help whoever the fuck in palestine#WHO IS THIS FOR#WHO ARE YOU HELPING#LITERALLY NO ONE BUT YOUR FUCKING EGO AND HOW YOU WANT TO COME OFF.#YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME AND YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POLITICS FOREVER.#GO SPREAD YOUR ASS ON ONLYFANS IF YOU WANT ATTENTION N POPULARITY SO FUCKING BADLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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Oh now the villagers know..... and arlong burned the town to punish her..... for some reason
#WHY DID THEY PUT THE VILLAGE GOING AFTER ARLONG AFTER NAMI HURTS HERSELF???? HUH???#also the concept of money being important is lost... arlong wants money too thats why he does certain things... and it contrasts#with namis want for money which is for survival.... but alas...#i wont let you do that 🥺🥺 AHDKAHSKSJKQ#nami doesnt decide what people do thats why she was stabbing herself... and why she controls herself... literally let herself be taken....#also nami just being there to do fuck all cause she isn't fighting..... and that is alright do they know that.....#johnny and josuke....... miss you.... also luffy not wanting a cook on his crew ever since they ran out of food akdjsksj#why did they focus on the fishman racism is what i dont understand. whats the point. this story is not about that.... we get that later lmao#'everyone should be free to live as they choose' SHUT UUUUUUUP!!!!#like he didnt get nami as a slave bc shes a human.... and hes not playing by human rules he found a loophole in their pact ajdhaksjs#and the could you use her so effectively doesnt hit without luffy saying he doesnt know how to do anything and all that....#luffy should be saying like 50% of what he says.... he says fuck all all the time#and why does sanji care about luffy literally what did he do for him....#usopp gets fuck all.... he literally cries and throws up on this fight... why did they skip thag#'zeff was mean to you... boohoo' TELL HIM ZORO!!!!#sanji fueled by love for nami yeah.... but he looks so ridiculous fighting with that suit ajdhakshsjs#also such a shame he hasnt been crushed dramatically.... how would usopp now if he is alright or not#no sun shining behind luffy as he comes out of the rubble like he is the second comong of jesus christ.... 0 stars#the fact that it took them nothing to beat them is kinda shit. like zoro gets wrecked and sanji nearly drowns... luffy gets also wrecked...#and no usopp songs back to back til sunrise.... tragic#usopp getting rewarded for what... he wasnt even scared#YEAH GARP PUNCH HIM!!!! COME ON!!! WHO DARES DISOBEY YOU???!!!#'i dont want to fight you grandpa' BOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATOOOOO#'you're on your own now....' HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THATS THE POINT!! AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING HELP WITH THAT!!!! we are just saying things now....#'i know what it means to fight for your family' whejdja??? whats that supposed to mean??? did bellemere not fight?? she literally did???#*melania trump hello???* whats this about... namis story is not about fighting for your family her mother literally dies for that ajdhajab#and why did they put a tattoo on top of the other in the manga she gets a scar from removing the arlong one and then gets the other one.....#luffy hugging koby.... he didnt hug nami then for what???#do you guys think they will cast someone really ugly as dragon...#watching opla
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one day i hope you all are treated to the exact same kindness that you’ve extended to emily gwen.
#lost.txt#that is to say#i hope you all end up fucking homeless and no one wants to help you bc you stood up for yourself#literally i trust NONE of you#mutual aid means helping others regardless#not wishing the worst on someone because they said that lesbians aren’t into men#like jesus christ all of you make me physically sick
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Why has skincare got to be so… much
#it’s a bazillion tiny potions and i feel so lost. like jesus christ#i swear they’re making things up and then charging £1+ per millilitre of product#i took quizzes on 3 different websites and told them the same things and they recommended me totally different products what does it mean#what does it all mean#honestly i might just stick with my current 3 step routine. my skin seems to like it#i was doing like 6 steps but i had to accept that a couple of the serums were irritating my skin. ESPECIALLY the retinol one#so now i’m down to: cleansing (w/ inkey list oat cleansing balm which i’ve been using for ages & have never had a problem with)#the ordinary barrier support serum (just started using this but genuinely it feels so nice. i really like it)#and then i just do lush celestial moisturiser#i do also have the fenty hydra vizor for an option with spf but to be honest it irritates my skin a bit so i’m thinking#about trying inkey list’s spf. my skin is bizarrely chill with polyglutamic acid so it should be fine#i think i might switch from lush celestial when i use up my current tub also. i do really love it but £22 for 45ml is a little bit wild#i think inkey’s omega water cream is £15 for twice as much product#i did get the mini of hydra vizor so that’s not a complete loss#christ. i did want to try typology but they’re SO expensive i about died. yes they have tinted serums but at what cost? ALL MY MONEY#god i wish i still had my 22 year old skin that looked fantastic after being washed with bar soap and moisturised with a fucking body lotion#like once every three days. but alas i am almost 29 and i look like a bus hit me if i don’t baby my skin. it’s so cursed#personal#i Know i shouldn’t care but literally in my mid 20s i went from people being surprised i was old enough to drink#to people being surprised i wasn’t in my 30s yet. practically overnight#i know the pandemic + my various dependencies did a number on me and i also started going prematurely grey but jesus#developing arthritis at 27 cannot possibly have helped either i’ll be honest
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Hi. This is for my mental health.
SoiknowwehateAIandwedontcondoneitsusebutiwasshownthispicturebykatyandithasnotleftmybrainsinceandineedtoscreamaboutitsohere
I won’t use tags aside from my page tags for organizing and my thoughts but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#literally has taken up residence in my mind by force and will NOT leave no matter how many eviction notices I issue#please someone write about this so he can leave I just.#look at him. I’m wet. I’m sweating. I’m red. I’m on my knees begging him to tell me what to do.#HELP. ME. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.#you know its serious when im swearing but like FUCK ME man#jesus christ im so gone. im so down bad. I would literally do anything he asked me to no hesitation.#I’m so weak.#myg
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i always forget how bad twitter is until i go on there and almost immediately i’m like Ough god. i should never come here again
#i literally go on it like once a month to look at art#and by art i mean my favorite gay men sucking and fucking#but like Jesus christ i think everyone who has a twt acct should be gifted free therapy#yall need help
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God. I am about to plead the fucking 2nd. Bitches grab a rape victim at a bar for walking out with a cup 9f WATER. I yelled at him and he wouldn't letm3 go. You don't know who the fuck your messing with.
Imagine waiting your entire life for your Gerard Way I was Born for This Joan of Arc Twin Towers moment. You achieve it. Then a fucking rapist destroys your life and you'd rather kill yourself than degrad yourself by living on the same planet as a rapist. Not just a random rapist, but a very specific type of rapist that sits in a Hell more evil than fucking Hitler. Hitler is a safer space for me and there is no hope. Imagine dedicating your entire life to a Twin Towers moment. Then imagine fighting for your life just to get justice. Then, imagine climbing a battle against rape all the way to the top of the mountain, sacrificing your life, bloody and soul, just to loose 10 feet away from the top.
I swear and vow on my life. If I don't get justice, suicide is the only hope.
The horrific acts that have been given to me made sure that my life is worthless. I wouldn't be caught dead living on the same Earth as a rapist.
#ive lost 6+ jobs because im begging for help and no one will listen to me. i just want a fucking hug#you never know who cries themselves to sleep everynigjt and every morning#if i go to the hospital i loose my dream job and i will shoot up the fucking pentagon if i loose this job#yes i am physically safe happened a while ago#i have been running for 3+ years without rest healing or justice#i have a torn meniscus that healed improperly#i just want a hug. i just want someone to care about me and ask how im doing#i literally have an Honorary N Word Card and an Honorary Kill Card by Jesus Christ#nobody cares about me and im a fucking pity and evil for crying about rape#i cry 24/7 at work when i wake up and when i go to bed#im a grown ass adult and im acting like a “toddler” because i dont want to get raped#why is that so cruel of me to ask? how am i the bad evil guy?#im asking for it because im obsessed with horror movies and frerard#im asking for it by being naked in the streeta#im a VILLIFIED EVIL WICKED CRUEL INSANE AND WRONG BECAUSE I SAID NO TO RAPE AND EXCERCISED MY RIGHTS TO SAY NO#IM A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR HOPING THAT I COULD FIND A PERSON ROBIN WILLIAMS TO SAY ITS NOT YOUR FAULT#i just want to be alone. i want a hug. i want justice
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literally me rn /pos
#saltcat text#only context ur getting is JFJDJFJJEJTJDJFJJRJR ME?!?!!!!!!!!! IM FJFJJFJFJFJRJWKMRKSLWLFIJEBFJKWKRIFKLWKFJEIDKKRMR#LITERALLY GETTING ZOOMIES RIGHT NOW IM SO ??????????#that made my entire fucking night jesus christ HELP MEDJJFWJFKWKRKORRKRKEOF#i literally…. AUUGEJWUFJEJRI#when you get.. when you’re… QAJQJAJAHFJRJF AAAAAAAAA#i probably sound insane i’m sorry bdhfhdh#i’m just.. really happy and so excited
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#LETSGOOO MOMOOOOOOOOOOOOO#luffy grabbing lightning bolts... nami youve got competition....#kaido saying roger and oden didnt have devil fruits and how you cant conquer the world with one... well they are also dead. rip bozos#NOOOO HIYORIIIIIII SOMEONE KILL THIS MAN!!!!#JESUS CHRIST THAT PUNCH!!! onigashima is on the way. move it. he is too used to zoro....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1074#the new opening is cute... wish the different scenes could be longer bc i have been sotpping to see them well akdhaks#can someone PLEASE help hiyori..... there are too many people just chilling DENJIRO!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!! but now pleaseeee finish him off...#omg the ballon ajdksjjs wish fullfilled!!!! YEAAHHH MOMOOOOOO#the samurais praying to luffy.... do i even need to make a post about luffy as a god now.... it's just like plain obvious and not bc of nik#episode 1075#kaido lore??? did he betray rocks pirates??? the fucking witch again??? how tf did she orchestrate all this.#she started how the value of someone is determined by war. which considering this is a shonen and strength is everything... i appreciate it#which might be why kaido is such a good antagonist to luffy. he wants people to live as slaves to make weapons and create wars#the strong ones get to be soldiers and act out that war. and kaido enjoys fighting also.... luffy on the other hand sees people for what#they are and the freedom they should have and he will beat kaido by not engaging in his style of fighting to be the strongest but by being#the silliest. literally. its just too good.#<- official analysis for now i guess#oh jesus..... LETSGOOO MOMOOOOOO omg luffy can see the wishes..... FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#luffy wishing for a world where his friends get to eat whatever they want.... oof..... tama.....#i have realised before the timeskip i cried bc situations were sad but ever since fishman island i have teared up bc of happiness....#like at the end of fishman island and now... wait except wci but that was a drama so one exception#episode 1076
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its so fun :)) and awesome :)) that i cannot fucking make my brain focus on my homework :))) holy shit im gonna kill someone :)) why can't my brain just work for five fucking minutes :)) this is easy homework too I just can't concentrate on it at all :)) and it's due tomorrow morning :)))
#yes I AM bitching about physics again#having a hyperfixation is stupid and awful and fucking sucks#Jesus Christ stop thinking about toh for FIVE MINUTES#and physics is like. I struggle with it. I'm slow#I need all of my brainpower to focus and problem solve but I genuinely!! Cannot!! Focus!!!#It's so insane. All comprehension skills go out the window#if I fail this class then I'm genuinely fucked like. I can't even begin to describe how screwed I am if I fail this class#Or even if I pass this class but barely understand it#and it goes so fast and i don't have anyone I can go to for help#with calc 2 I was going to the tutoring center every week!!!#but I can't do that!!! And I don't know anyone who knows physics#and it's not like I have friends in the class :))) because I'm so socially stunted it's embarrassing :))))#Jesus fucking Christ I can't function like a normal person#my brain has just been completely rotted from two years of doing nothing but bullshit art projects and now I've lost all critical thinking#im just frustrated because this isn't even the difficult part#SHE LITERALLY TOLD US WHAY TO DO IN CLASS#I JUST FUCKINH. CANNOT. FOCUS OR EVEN COMPREGEND IT#AND I WROTE DOWN EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID AND IT MADE SENSE IN CLASS#BUT NOW MY BRAIN IS ALL FUZZY AND I CANNT UNDERSTAND A WORD#AND I PROCRASTICATED ALL WEEKEND BECAUSE. I COULD NOT FUCKING FOCUS#BECAUSE OOOOHHH MAYBE ILL JUST MAGICALLY START FOCUSINH IF I WAIT LONG ENOUGH#NOPE!#FUCK ME I GUESS#THIS IS DUE TOMORROW SO I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE#ITS LIKE MY BRAIN IS SLUDGE I CAN'T THINK CLEARLY AT ALL#if i can't do well in this course then. um. i don't wanna say my life is ruined but. it fucks up so many things for me#I don't know dude I just can't wrap my head around this kind of stuff and I'm stressed#lilac post#im aware im being self pitying and this won't help me but im feeling bitchy 2nite
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"but there just AREN'T any well-written women in aNyTHiNg I interact with"
DO TEN MINUTES OF RESEARCH.
WATCH BETTER SHOWS. READ BETTER BOOKS.
THERE IS A VERY SIMPLE SOLUTION HERE.
#love when a post is a free blocklist#jesus fucking christ#mel screams about fictional ladies again#THERE ARE A BUNCH OF US WHO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME ASK US ABOUT IT#ppl say this as if there aren't plenty of flatly-written boring male characters too. who still get popular. or like. expanded on by fandom#look I know I complain about this LITERALLY every day but if your response is just 'there are no good women in anything :(' then#a) you're an idiot and b) I don't want to talk to you because I cannot help you#like stfu and deal with your misogny like at some point you have to learn how to care about women#(YES obviously fiction isn't reality & this isn't the end all be all of activism but WE GOTTA FIX THE LITTLE STUFF TO CHANGE THE BIG STUFF)#(there's also something in here about how a lot of the male characters who tend to be hated more-in my experience-look or#act more in line with what society considers 'stereotypically feminine' which is. we don't have time to get into that right now)#ANYWAY.#MAYBE YOU COULD WATCH/READ THINGS THAT ARE /CREATED/ BY WOMEN SOMETIMES TOO!!!! (not that that will automatically#fix the problem. obviously women can be shitty writers too.)#consider these posts to be my rent-lowering gunshots#:)
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