#cougars inc

[pattydia]

fuck. yknow. jesus.

[jamesheathridge]

KYLE GALLNER as SAM Cougars Inc | 2011

[phantombandit-films]

Favorite Kyle Gallner Movies.

Strange Darling.

2. Dinner in America.

3. Outsiders.

4. What comes around (Roost).

5. The Passenger.

6. Smile/ Smile 2.

7. Jennifer's Body.

8. A Nightmare on Elm St.

9. Cougars Inc.

10. The Cleansing Hour.

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KYLE GALLNER as SAM COUGARS INC 2011 | dir. K. Asher Levin

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

thinking abt this absolute cougars, inc slander ! kyle u look so beautiful in that it doesn’t matter that the plot is iffy !

[digitalcarcrash]

im sickened

[childofwonder]

I watched Cougars Inc. If i had a nickel for every time kyle gallner was in a milf centric romcom, I’d have two nickels…

[th3finalboy]

alright now i’m actually uninstalling tiktok what the fuck do u MEANNNNN

[blueberrypancakesworld]

Hi! I love your work for the demon, it’s always great! Would you ever think of writing for Simon from Dinner in America? I’ve found no works for him anywhere lol and was just curious. Have an awesome day!!! :)

Thank you for asking dear anon and thank you for your praise it means a lot to me that so many like my works for him thanks for the support :) To Simon and Dinner in America I will definitely write for him I just have to watch the film, I am currently working on cougars inc (watched half of it yesterday) but will definitely write for Simon when I have watched the film. Requests for him and Kyle's roles are always welcome :)

Have and awesome day yourself !!!

[richlyfe]

RANDOM ASTRO OBSERVATIONS 👀👀👀

• if your Leo girlfriend wants to start working out with you…she’s trying to tell you your getting fat and doesn’t want to have to leave you. I notice Leo women don’t like when their partners get fat.

Venus aspect to Neptune…porn star indicator these women get turned on sexually by their own image etc they can have really pretty 🐱

Sagittarius women very bisexual they’re the type to have a husband and girlfriend they enjoy

Scorpio moons have a lot of near death experiences with water

Scorpio sun women always marry the rich or powerful 💰💰..ex: Kris Jenner, Eve etc.

Scorpio moon women tend to wait a really long time to lose their virginity.

Contrary to popular belief Virgos tend to be the ones in poly/open relationships.

Geminis & Leo women are most likely to be cougars

Geminis men & women most likely to commit ince$$$t

If you have Lilith sun conjunction synastry or sun Pluto conjunction synastry intense sexual tension

If you have Venus in your 11th house…9/10 when you start dating someone your partners friends will be jealous of you & the relationship

[inertiabug]

Do you have a list of Kyle gallner characters you know/can write for? Just asking for future requests in case :)

hi nonny!!

the ones i feel comfortable writing for are colin gray, benson (tp), simon (dia), rc (strange darling), james heathridge, aaron milton, vince schneider, brian (lta), hasil farrell, eric fisher, drew (tch), cameron coulter, jarrod (rs) & sam lowell (cougars inc lol)

any other characters i mightve missed + just dont feel comfortable writing for or i haven't watched the media they're from enough to be sure in characterizing them </3

[pattydia]

tfw you’re about to get fucked by a milf and you’re lowkey frightened about it

[jamesheathridge]

cougars inc is such a dogshit movie but it genuinely might be top tier kyle gallner looks for me so its such a gamble

[vendingmachinesoundeffects]

i havent told you guys this but i got my wisdom teeth out like a week and a half ago and decided i was gonna watch every movie kyle gallner's been in as a kind of gauntlet while i was recovering and i'm up to my 23nd now. not counting tv show episodes. it started as like a 'oh this guy was really impressive in the passenger and elevated a pretty mediocre script to a really compelling performance i wonder what he's like in other movies' thing but now it's mutated into this morbid fixation. i have to see it through. i've watched more shitty c-listers in the last 13 days than i have in the preceding 20 years of my life. ive watched movies so bad that 'cougars inc.' registered as a charming teen comedy to me. and the worst part is that he's good in all of them. it's like watching a murder or a robbery or a lamb getting killed or something he's such a talented actor and for some reason he's consistently giving these great, earnest, clever performances in these awful fucking movies. since 2004 he's been doing this, when he was on smallville age 17 running rings around tom welling. this guy is like 37 now and jennifer's body is still the best project he's been in and that was fifteen years ago. if smile 2 is bad i'm going to blow something up

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It’s shit like this that makes me want to stop making gifsets. People love taking the gifs we spent hours sourcing the best footage for, editing, color correcting, and any other numerous types of altering or adding graphics and text—and then they just rip them off, don’t credit, and they act like we’re insane for asking that you at the bare minimum credit us. “You have nothing to gain and you didn’t create saw” do any of you understand how art works? Understand what fan works are? Most art is created with no intention of gaining anything except enjoyment and community. What do YOU gain from ripping off people’s gifs? Why even post on tumblr at all? Because it’s fun and you get to be apart of a community? Wow, what a concept. It’s almost like people make gifs to express their creativity and love for something and want to share it with others. Wanting credit for that work, which is honestly just basic decency, shouldn’t be that difficult to wrap your head around. And the hilarious part is they have one of my other gifsets pinned to their main blog.

Also, if I could get rich and famous from making gifsets do you think I’d be gif’ing some of the stuff I do? Yeah, my gifset of Cougars Inc is really gonna take me places!

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

Kyle on set of Cougars Inc (these shots are so aggressively 2011 it’s sending me)