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I'm going to sleep. I deserve a good night's rest after that, I deserve to never think any thought in my life after that. Holy shit.
#camus muses#ao3 wasnt letting me put the date of publication at 12th jan because “you cant set it to the future” brovitski#it is already 12th jan 3 am over here#i know im insane okay you dont have to remind#jesus fucking christ moment#anyway that's enough from me today im just going to fucking deflate#i deserved it
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Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief
#had a tumblr moment out in the wild#goncharov#it sent me into shock#plus it was under ‘collectibles’#started questioning my own sanity Jesus Christ I started wondering if someone on here had fucking narrated it and it had somehow reached#this tiny little village shop#the book itself is oblomov by Ivan goncharov btw
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“Why don’t you want me” after literally throwing a sink at her head to kill her RIO BABE WORK ON YOUR TIMING
#I was rewatching like Jesus Christ no fucking wonder Agatha didn’t respond to that#not even a nice death just a gross one#who wants to be killed by a sink#anyway if you had asked back in episode 4#instead of ruining the moment like a loser#she probably would’ve said ‘I do’ and then kissed you#so that’s kinda on you#she fucking wanted you at the end tho#dying like that#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#vidarkness#katherine hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha harkness x rio vidal
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not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic
like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done
#bakudeku#bkdk#mha#my hero academia#bnha#the fic is pinned on my profile if you’re curious hehe#BUT HORI OUT DID ME I HAD BKDK BEING BESTIES FOR A YEAR BEFORE KACCHAN AND IZUKU PROMISED THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TO EACH OTHER#like hori was like guys that’s so cute but how about instead kacchan proposes immediately#AND ITS ANGSTY BC YOU KNOW IZUKU WANTS TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM BEING LIKE I WANT TO I WANT THIS I WANT YOU#BUT KACCHAN PROMISES HIM EVERYTHING HES EVER WANTED THE MOMENT ITS TOO LATE#GOD#HORI THIS IS MASTERFUL ANGST FIC MATERIAL#LIKE HORI ARE YOU INTENDING TO WRITE PREMIUM DRAMATIC YAOI#BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE YAOI COCAINE ITS LIKE TOP SHELF YAOI SHIT RIGHT HERE#AND ITS FUCKING CANON????#JESUS CHRIST HORI I’M BEGGING FOR A FOREHEAD TOUCH#THEYRE YEARNING LOOK AT THEM YEARNING THEY NEED IT
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FOUNDATION | 2x05 | The Sighted and The Seen Welcome, Hari Seldon, Gaal Dornick and Salvor Hardin of Terminus. You are our guests.
#foundationedit#foundation#foundation apple tv#gaal dornick#salvor hardin#hari seldon#tellem bond#beegifs#lou llobell#jared harris#leah harvey#this was such a great moment/way to highlight their characters.#gaal is so graceful and respectful and precise giving nothing away.#hari made that look so fucking offensive and dismissive jesus christ old man. like elevating yourself to godhood didn't start all this#salvor in her no bullshit defensive mode trying to get a read and failing. but unlike gaal you can read her perfectly#which is good foreshadowing#(plus judging hari bc of course theres time for that)#but whereas salvor is just Really old man gaal looks like she wants to punch him again in front of everyone
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Hello I am true to my word in that if I can see it enough I’ll ship it and ROBBIE DAYMOND CAME IN HERE WITH “you can't protect everyone all the time”
#let it be known that that sentence was the moment I started shipping dorym#dorym#critical role#cr spoilers#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#I see it now I get it#also Robbie is just… hes so good at this#like what a good fucking actor man Jesus Christ
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Somehow never caught this before, but does this imply Birdperson’s mom killed his dad and he remembers seeing it?
The fact this memory is somehow tied to Blood Ridge in his mind makes me wonder if that’s part of why he didn’t accept Rick’s advances— maybe even subconsciously. If that’s what this implies, no wonder he had commitment issues. Makes the shit with Tammy hit differently, too…
I know it’s a throw away moment, but I really hope we get a follow up on that… Regardless of what that memory is, it’s dark shit.
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#birdrick#birdperson#i wonder if he remembers her eyes being red because they were or if it’s a childhood memory thing#because if they are actually red it makes me wonder if there was a whole population of mind controlled birdpeople being used by the GF#at some point#they always go so dark with birdperson’s character#and maybe that’s because he isn’t very expressive#he’s so stoic that it’s silly— but there are these moments that you get reminded ‘no. he’s fucked up.’#thinking of this he’s probably the most traumatized character out of all of them#jesus fucking christ#sorry i’m feral and adding tags because i NEVER noticed this shit#the things we don’t talk about#the things we bury#the things we hide in an abandoned military vehicle in our memories of war#not going to be able to sleep now bc i’ve got too much of an adrenaline rush from this lol
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sometimes i think about how it must've felt to be toji—no cursed energy, put through the absolute fuckin wringer because of it, tries to get away and be free just to have a kid who gets the damn prized technique
luck like that just makes you feel so goddamn pissed and beat down by the entire universe. a dead wife, a kid that ties you back to the shitty family you can't seem to get away from... obv not an excuse for wild behavior but like you can see why an individual might make some choices lmfao
of course he shut it all down mentally/emotionally. of course he reverted back to some self-preservationist ways. there's only so much you can take sometimes before you're like "oh yeah what was my kid's name again?" because you trick yourself into not caring enough to remember. lowkey been there done that myself and i haven't even been through the same shit as him. bro had to fight for his life just because he was born different so that's his fucking default
i just. imagine the pain and anger that has to be expunged somehow because you aren't allowed (and don't know how) to be vulnerable. but the little bits of love and kindness that once touched you still surface in the final moments. like FUCK dude i'm not a "lovergirl" but goodness and kindness is everything and it cycles forward
#i mean there are LIMITS don't break your back for people that'll take advantage of it#and don't take unnecessary shit etc. etc.#but one moment full of love can change everything#anyways. this is not New or Revolutionary i'm just thinking about him#jesus christ i love fushiguros. i'm fucking ill#rambles.#re: toji fushiguro
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every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:
1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*
2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them
3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out
4) literal rainbow lighting around them
5) endless hand holding and twirling
6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck
7) the fucking closing scene?????????
#i mean seriously#jesus fucking christ#you'd think i'd be immune to this mv by now but if anything it just gets worse every time i watch it#absolute INSANITY#also don't even get me started on their dorky little coordinated mating dance#and the fact that they probably practised it themselves messing about in dressing rooms or one of their living rooms or something#also#incredulousness aside for a moment#i love this video so much for how much fun they're clearly having the whole way through#like how much it's just *them* messing about and being their idiotic selves with each other#but yeah#i'll never be remotely normal about the fact they planned and performed and approved literally every moment of insanity here#i mean for real#there's just no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing with this#milex#miracle aligner#milex gifs#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#lulu posts#my gifs
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Drive To Survive Season 2 Episode 7
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#charles leclerc#f1#us gp 2019#dts#*#**#his eyes#ik he was suffering at the moment but jesus fucking christ he's pretty
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no fuck you don't tell me the first time shinjiro calls kotone by her first name is in THIS fucking scene
#fuck this shit man ;-;#persona 3#persona 3 spoilers#persona 3 the weird masquerade#shinjiham#foolmoon#my translations#me: yeah i'll translate it for funsies <333#also me: sobbing#worth mentioning that he's also crying in this scene. jesus fucking christ. you really gotta look for the tears but they're there ;-;#and like you can tell that it hurts him to see her cry like it shows on his face. like he's trying to smile so she doesn't cry#im killing myself#IT IS THE FIRST TIME BTW HE ONLY EVER SPOKE HER NAME LIKE TWICE IN THE PLAY ONCE HE SAID SHIOMI AND RIGHT HERE HE SAYS KOTONE#FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#god they drive me crazy#you ever like a tragic ship so much you translate a 2 hour long stage play into your native language so you can post ship moments#shinjiro posting#mine
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Her Sunrise 🌄 Her Dawnbreaker
Ever since the very first time I read Still in Dark, the detail of Zayne being covered in scars from fighting wanderers/abominations has sat so heavy on my heart. Because you know that poor man hasn't been getting any professional medical help. Much like Xavier, he's just riding those injuries out, only unlike Xav, he's not blessed with a body that heals itself with relative ease.
This particular 'moment' is from a fic I'm still formatting in my head, that will hopefully see the light of day soon. His expression is a reflection of your own when you realize just how much he's been through. Our poor little meow meow 😩
My desire to bring this man into my arms and shield him from everything overwhelms me sometimes, and today I sat consumed with the desire to do just that, so instead of doing all my other obligations I did... this. Lol.
#hey hey hey anon I did it i drew him are you proud of me???#there ya go i did it i finally drew you a Dawnbreaker yall can be happy and rejoice now#and its only mildly angsty#and still sexy imo#yeah hes not all the way naked im sorry but i had a vision i was going for in my head and yall can just go with me on this one k?#i just KNOW i wouldnt be able to control my face when i saw his body looking like a battleground#and id be so fucking sad and i would bet large bills he'd be so vulnerable in that intimate moment that he couldn't help making a face back#and it would be so heartbreaking bc the moment of insecurity#jesus christ i went nuts in the tags again fuck#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#Dawnbreaker#db!zayne#zayne dawnbreaker#art of kay
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i would let him do anything he wanted to me
#i paused at just the right moment and uh#fucking jesus fucking christ#stupid sexy stede bonnet#fucking run me through#stede bonnet#ofmd#there#i fixed it#edward motherfucking teach is in love/lust with stupid sexy stede bonnet#edward teach#ofmd meme
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So guess who finally watched JJK
#I went from watching Dungeon Meshi earlier this month to watching JJK and I haven’t watched a shounen in literal years so#I can found dead in a ditch after being beaten bloody and raw holy shit#I like knew it would but dark but like Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker I was not expecting that#I still need to read the manga but like damn I need a moment after that#so far I can say JJK is in fact worth the hype and has consumed my soul#Yuuji Itadori my absolute beloved I love you so much I would die for you with zero hesitation#he’s my favorite character and I only want good things for him so so badly and I also want to torture him#I have a deep love hate relationship with Sukuna that kinda haunts me#Megumi is so funky I like him a lot#an absolute madman pretending to be the straight man in bits and no I will not be taking criticism on this opinion#kugisaki my girl you deserve more screen time please let her shine#nanamin you will also haunt me#I didn’t want to like Gojo I was like I am above simping for him and then I’m putting on the clown make up and THEN#They put him in a box just as I went goddamn it I am down bad for Gojo Satoru like COME ON#Anyway Suguru and his eye bags and depression and deeply rooted issues compelled me#Satosugu brain rot is in fact and real and can hurt me#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#shibuya arc#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#satosugu#ryomen sukuna
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So the John Epler thing. It’s basically that community meme “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty” wrt Harding or Davrin and Assan
Literally that meme verbatim. As my cousin said tonight, “White people will save a damn dog before they’d piss on a black man on fire.”
I have a half-finished rant in the drafts about how Veilguard treats the player like they’re a Complete Fucking Idiot… and the fans earned that contempt. Shit like this is why.
#veilguard critical#veilguard spoilers#like jesus christ#they fucking hate us#and can you blame them?#y’all are out here twisting words and spreading lies#rather than taking a moment to reflect why bioware so explicitly tied assan and davrin’s fates together#you’re more interested in being perceived as Not Racist#than actually being non racist#and frankly bioware was kinda dumb to sacrifice so much#just to pander to tender-brained shitheels#but i get why they did it#and i can’t entirely blame them#lita rants about shit#lita answers a question
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I have never been catcalled in my life. Ever.
It’s hot and humid out, and I wanted to walk across the street to get my lunch bc it would take 3 times as long if I drove. I took my blazer off and I have a camisole underneath that I feel very confident in. It shows off my shoulder tattoos very nicely while still looking very business casual.
As I am leaving the restaurant across the street after I picked up my lunch this old man driving by slows down next to me and goes, “DAMN, IT SURE IS HOT TODAY!”.
The first fucking thing that comes out of my mouth, so fast that no brain to mouth filter could have ever stopped it, was “I’d fuck your mom before I’d ever fuck you.”
And then kept walking.
#thatlesbeanjew#I really don’t like men as a whole tbh#regardless of the fact that I’m a lesbian and find them repulsive#but this did not help the case that guys can’t keep it together the second someone’s shoulders are exposed#jesus christ#low key bad ass moment for me today tho#but other people driving by were staring like they’ve never fucking seen a business casual lesbian on her lunch break before jfc#lets go lesbians#men are trash
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