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Got tired of getting mad at rise donatello playlists on spotify so i made my own be the change you want to see in the world
#tmnt#donatello#falandinho#this is so self indulgent because im very into techno and eletronic music lately#and is rottmnt fault because is canon that donnie likes this genre of music#and i was so done seeing people putting marina in his playlists#sooooo i made this#ngl it was very hard to hold back the urge to put breakcore in this one#but i dont think donnie would like breakcore or hyperpop#he would think is too much or something#BUT he does like 80s songs so i tried to stick with some new wave#im also intend to put some 80s synth pop ones because i think the mainly reason he likes this kind of songs is because of how they sound#like i think they itch right on his brain you know?#again this is self indulgent as fuck#blah blah blah hes just like me fr#jesus christ im rambling so much#i just think about him a lot in general sorry#oh im also going to make a rise raph one too#people in the rise fandom just dont know any soul music and this is bothering me so much didbdjdhd#honestly every rise playlist just get on my nerves because like#THERES AN EPISODE ABOUT WICH KIND OF MUSIC THEY LIKE#RAPH DOESNT LISTEN TO CAVETOWN DUDE COME ON NOW#okay im done i swear#long ass tags dude
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what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]
a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious
i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me
as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy
#snap chats#may you forgive me anon i always feel awkward explaining things AVELKJEAKLJ#i feel esp awkward cause i haven't read toooo much of the comics yet- like ive read. an ok amount so far krakoa wise#can you guys tell im fighting god himself to Not write a fuckin. NOVEL#im so sorry i have an over-explaining problem my mom was mean to me growing up but anyways#i definitely want to read more and more outside krakoa. the more i read the more im fascinated by these two and their history#but to continue my prattling. as if the three paragraphs above arent enough This Is Not A Thesis RELAX#i think a. 'poignant' moment i think adds to what i like about charles too is that soliloquy where he recognizes people dont like him#yet he could always be worse- like if he's bad now to others imagine if he really just said Fuck It All#it's simple but so am i whaddyagonnadoboutit. i mean that point itself could be discussed but i'm trying to keep this brief bear with me#i so bad want to know what issue that's from tho all i know is that it's from krakoa but i neeeed the whole context#i think like. an additional bullet point to charles i also like is his loneliness#and i say this cause- I Say From My Amateur-Psychology Armchair- it's a component of why he's so earnest to help#but im keeping this point in the tags until i can confidently verify that with myself after some more reading#Unfortunately a favorite pass time of mine is psychoanalyzing characters like why else you think i major in psychology smh#im going to force myself to cap the post here because i ended up typing like 20 more tags just rambling#and as i said id like to keep this simple and clean !!!!! i have sat here for like four hours answering this ngl#ignore the fact half that time was spent getting distracted by solitaire and riffling cards ok I Am Very Easily Distracted#but fr when it comes to charles and erik- charles esp imo#i feel like i need to write a whole paper just so i can mention the nuances of the characters and like. EVERYTHING#because again six decades is A Lot of time for writing decisions to be made and for their characters to change over time#im a glazer but i wanna be a nuanced glazer yk. is that glazing at that point-- w/e anyway#its a lot. so today you will have to tolerate a very Blah answer from me which i must apologize for#down the line once ive read a comfortable amount more varying from multiple eras maybe ill revisit this question more in depth#as of right now tho .... chat i wanna get legion of x so bad i skimmed it and hhhhhhhhim gonna throw UP#i need to shake charles like a ragdoll BUT ANYWAY. bye bye for now lovelies !!!!!!!#please forgive me if i didnt answer your question efficiently ..#here i am saying i wanted to keep the tag count brief and yet !!! jesus christ. shut up My God I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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brooo it's literally impossible to be anything other than skinny during the summer
#speaking for me specifically#i can't wear shorts#so i can only wear trousers#but if i wear bigger trousers then im “not accentuating my curves”#or looking “homeless”#but its too hot for tighter trousers#and dont even get me started on tops#i have to wear something that is modest and keeps me cool but doesnt make me look homeless and makes me look conventionally pretty#so by the time ive gotten all those down#i am physically unable to think about what i want out of wearing clothes#lile jesus christ#i wish people didnt care so much about what i wore#its literally just fucking CLOTHES#AUGH#anyway#rant#rant over#rambles#cult rambles
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every day i kick a rock and bash my head into the wall because i'll never get to go on a big space adventure and become tightly close-knit with my new found family up there <//3
#re lrb..........#i mean realistically if i was in the voltron/quintenary stars universe chances are i would probably NOT be one of the people#going on the space adventure.#i'd be roped into the plot when the aliens invade and earth almost gets destroyed. spoilers for arc 2 btw sorry#but man. child soldierism aside i wish that were me so so so bad#sadly kicks a rock when will EYE have a deep and mystical connection with a giant ancient cat :(#its not even that i want to interact with the main cast bc i dont really i just. wanna be in their position man#i think one of the reasons why voltron grabbed me so hard (among MANY) is how badly i wanted to do what the main characters did#i remember when i was first watching it while it was coming out i would CONSISTENTLY daydream about being launched into space#with a handful of other people and having to fight a war and grow up far away from home and all the suffocating stuff that came with it#and then coming back years later already solidly knowing who i am and being confident in that#so i'd actually be brave enough to be unapologetic about it. and i'd be found family with the people i went to space with also#that parts important#idk man just. i dont like saying i was abused when i was younger because i really dont think it was like that and it isnt even close to#what how people who have really been abused have had to go through#but sometimes i really do wonder. like now that im (mostly) out and able to review everything with an outside perspective#not even getting into the cult survivorism stuff this is JUST family dynamics im talking about here#bc that shit is a whole other can of worms#i think my parents were genuinely doing the best they could with the cards they were dealt but. jesus christ.#i would have given ANYTHING to be able to run away from all that. and throw magic cats into the equation? brother im GONE#anyway this tags ramble has derailed in a MAJOR way. tldr i wanted to be a paladin sooooo fuckign bad bro#like it actually makes me SICK how much i want a lion. red you are my forever girl even if only in my heart <///3#i still do want to do all that out of principle but its not as desperate now i just really love space and really want a big kitty friend#winter speaks
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happy two year anniversary to the very beginning of my descent into madness (the day i added my hockey guy on social media) (it all went downhill from there)
#i love talking in parentheses guys it’s so fun#anyway after that he put me on my deep obsessive stranger things phase. and after that we did the play together. and after that#i watched the hunger games movies because he gave me the flu after tech week. and after that i was sending him videos from an airbnb in#albuquerque nm at one in the morning. and at some point along the way i was squished out badly (vwoop was there) (don’t look at my sideblog#and after that he put me on various new music and then left to california with my best friend for two weeks and i was so alone.#and after that we didn’t talk much for most of last summer until suddenly we went anc saw the barbie movie together. and after that#he called me on the phone various times (he’s one of only two people i dna stand talking to on the phone)#and then he befriended one of my teammates over the socials and then i went to some of his hockey games and then#deep breath. guys im running out of things to say. can you tell im so fucking insane about my best friends irl.#and then he’s gone to my birthdays the past two years in a row even though he can’t drive and it’s inconvenient for him. and then we’re#going to a concert next week (he’s taking me)#rowe rambles#JESUS CHRIST shut up rowe
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i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism
#im not a woman i just love that phrase so much#anyways sorry i havent been posting like at all ive been literally just playing botw#this is the ideal body structure for a man yall just haters#also whatever gender link has. thats me. i want that.#and honest to god its so much fun ive been having a blast. most of the time#some puzzles do suck dick and balls tho#and like. 10k rupees for a great fairy? jesus christ miss. what the scallop#but overall 10/10 experience cant wait to get to totk#unrelated to sidon but vaguely related to the post#me and my friends were going back and forth at lunch w sum fictional hear me outs#(no one wanted to hear me out for sidon (💔💔💔 theyre just haters))#we alll agreed that live action rodrick heffley (from the first two movies) is the ideal man. idc what yall say#one of them did say smth like oh you cant just put eyeliner on a man and call him hot#when like that's literally the rules?? sorry man i dont make them i just enforce em#but like thats written in lgbt law???#smh chat#anyways#im tired#my stuff#oh god that was a ramble#im so normal chat
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one moment i start to rethink my stance and then bam. nope. my classmates really are that stupid
#okay im being Very mean rn but jesus christ#THIS DOES NOT WORK#THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE#THIS IS OUR BARGAIN CHIP AND NOTHING ELSE THAT IS IM FUCKING POSSIBLE#ALSO HOW IS NATURE A HORRIBLE ARGUMENT DO IT PRIVATELY IF YOU GOTTA DO THIS SO BADLY#ITS FUCKING FANTASTIC THAT OUR SCHOOL HANDLES IT THIS WAY#JESUS CHRIST#none of them were even there when we discussed this with a teacher who Knows how this works#except one and shes ignoring every! single! thing!!!! WHY#oh wow things are getting even worse#i want to cry#i hate them so much#sometimes theyre okay and then shit like this happens again i fucking hate my classmates#get me out of here#a biscuit's rambles
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Sometimes you read a fanfic and you're like oh, this was written by someone who has no experience with suicide but is giving it a damn good try and you just stare at the words, mouth fully agape.
#kai rambles#im just#im not gonna try and gatekeep anything#like that would be ridiculous#but my word#if someone has just attempted suicide#telling them that death is not enough penance for what theyve done and that living is the only punishment they deserve#that is not gonna convince them not to attempt suicide again#you do not try to guilt someone is suicidal#like it might be an honest statement of how you feel about them#but if you want them to not attempt suicide again?#you do not tell them that kind of shit#ah yeah you know what will convince this guy not to attempt suicide again?#telling him that he deserves to suffer more and live through that suffering#my god im just#like i get it. its difficult to know what to say in that moment (and it takes several attempts for it to get any easier)#but jesus fucking christ man#do you really think someone suffering so much they tried to end their own life is gonna be convinced by ''you should suffer more actually''#vent post#this is a vent post#im just.#i cannot#just go with ''i love you'' or ''there are people here who care about you and want you in their lives''
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#just an observation bc im avoiding working on stuff but i draw a lot and post basically everything i draw thst gets finished#and its v funny to me how u can tell how out of focus i was based on the quality of the drawing#or like when i post something and its like ok some of that was good but u def gave up halfway thru one of those lol#inconsistency i funny like that. its also funny to me that now a days i get comments like COLORS!!!#which is funny bc i notoriously haaaaaate coloring. like i will sit around whining and complaining when im home with my parents bc i dont#wanna color. its just so easy to fuck things up when u draw traditionally and it takes a million years so its a big ask lol#but i guess i dont hate is so much right now bc i kinda just slap whatever colors i want together like fuck it we ball#and thats kinda fun. reckless i suppose#its agony when u wanna try to do shadows and lights tho. like finding references ugh#or wanting to draw big ideas but then its like oh god its gonna take so long and if i dont do it all in one sitting i might die#im a lil better abt thst now bc it would b impossible but in my head i still hate it#ugh. all i wanna do is draw. theres another universe where i went to art school. or just like took art classes. and i wanna say id b happier#but thats def a lie XD i like learning too much and i dont have the attention span to hardcore learn genetics outside an academic#environment. and i got way too excited abt exploring the genetic traits of my cyano species#like i can make genetics trees for traits and look for. fuck. i forgot the word. how tf did i forget the word. oh god. horizontal gene#transfer. jesus christ its like theres a hole in my brain. well. i guess i did get only like 4hrs sleep. ugh im rambling.#i need to finish getting ready for Monday so i dont have to tomorrow and ill have time to draw. prob wont stop me feeling nauseous abt#teaching tho. OH FUCK. i just remembered i have a new office space now to decorate. fuck i need to hang up pictures and stuff#what would b the funniest way to put narut0 on my deskspace? idk ill have to think abt it. oh god im not ready#my head is like a handbell. one of the big ones when u ring it and it hits soft and u can feel the vibrations. someones wrung my head lol#unrelated
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got sad and put Don't Forget Who You Are on shuffle. im no longer sad nor happy but a secret third option-
#it was literally an accident aswell i was just turning on my morning alarm and it connected to spotify and bam#bombshells starts playing#and jesus christ the way everything just started feeling okay-#i love that album more than anything ahhh#seriously though ive been feeling so off the whole day and now everything feels so much lighter yyayyy#pls dont tempt me cause i will do an entire post rambling on how dfwya is the most underrated album in history#and how every track just touches my soul#GOD IM SO DRAMATIC (im deadly serious)#miles kane appreciation club#dont forget who you are#dfwya#miles kane#oversharing and its bitter aftertaste
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#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#kinda ig#petrigrof#“you were a wonderful experience'' ''you were... everything” AAAAAAUGHGDFHGSHGDH STOP THAT#if episode 10 ended with this i would have started crying much sooner#sorry but the full song just makes me cry even more#im not exaggerating my reaction for once#im so glad i didnt even try to watch the finale in the bus jesus christ#id included#ramblings
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jesus fucking christ.
#abt wilbur.#abuse#this is largely going to be my rambling immediate largely self centric thoughts so . yknow keep scrollin if you dont want that.#i have nothing meaningful to add to the conversation except watch shelbys vod.#at first i only saw wills tweet bc my brother told me about it#and i thought it was about his EX ex girlfriend or something so i brushed it off like 'oh okay damn a general misunderstanding'#then i searched tumblr saw shubble. found her vod . jesus christ.#hes always poked fun at himself being like 'yeah im shit and manipulative'#so theres always been a nagging. ick . in the back of my head. but never enough to actually. stop myself from liking his content/music.#so yeah. another lesson in 'no no red flags exist for a reaosn. listen to your instincts is a saying for a reason.'#all the love and support to shelby. her candidness & how obviously much she HAS been able to grow past THAT SHIT is genuinely inspirational#not that she needs to be inspirational etc. etc. its just good to know she'll be okay. shes in a good place. thank god.#all the stress for wilburs content friends. whether theyve been manipualteed whether theyve whatever i hope theyre . making good choices.#i say give them time. ik theres a lot of creators immediately coming out. therell be a lot who have to process this shit.#there'll be a lot whove. knowinigly / accidentally been complicit. theyre individuals treat them as such.#personally i just . have not cared about m a n y dsmp era mcyt for a W H I L E . so im happy to detach forever at thsi rate.#i havent been in the mcyt sphere for a hot fucking minute now. i hope youre all doing okay.#this shit hits weird. its okay to feel weird. if you want somewhere to vent my dms the replies on this post the tags are all free and open.#don't stew in it. you dont have to fear feeling selfish or self-centric or shifting the spotlight. you need to let that shit out.#thsis hit sucks !!!! a bunch of his/lvjy songs are comfort songs for me.#idk what the fuck to do about that. my immediate /want/ is to burn it. but thats easier said than done sometimes#if youre gonna 'separate the art from the artist' at least fucking pirate his music. youtube to mp3 that shit.#you can add local 'on your computer' files to spotify.#seperate art from the artist by seperating his monetary gain of YOUR consumption of it as much as possible. /AT LEAST/.#but also good luck separating his largely personal art from him.#im not tryna be condescending im in the same boat.#fucking white whine in a wetherspoons is no. 2 on my panic attacks playlist.#thats not his to take from me anymore. but ik if i listen to it ever again itll make my skin crawl.#ofc its not about me. its not about us the unaware fans. and im glad to know for sure now hes a REAL piece of shit.#m
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in some insane ass traffic thinking about echo vn. not playing it rn because my phones dying but i need to piece together flynns route so bad. what was that all about. i have thoughts but nobody to tell them to who will understand what the fuck i am saying
#gamey rambles#pleaaaaaaaase mutuals who know abt echo vn im goinf crazy#i still have to play jennas route and figure out what scene i missed in leos but im almost done with it all#its so good but jesus christ. pats roof of VN app. tbis baby can fit so much insanity and also imagery in it#going in honestly i did not expect it to catch my brainwaves this much. its so good. im very glad i did finally check it out
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I absolutely hate when people accuse me of like writing myself into story (similar to Mary sue claims) because something I wrote about or a subject or some other aspect I chose is similar to or (according to my accusers) ripped straight from my life. Like the saying is "write what you know" for one, for two a "friend" I had acting like giving a character a job I had was some sort of self insert shit is dumb when every job I've ever had is somewhat unusual and a conversation starter in real life so- shocker- sticking it into a story makes a good story.
Writers having experience with something or a similar life experience to their characters doesn't mean we're writing about ourselves. I had a therapist mistake a robot story about a dad who's kid dies getting turned into a robot despite her father's distinctly anti robot politics as a reverse of my dad dying as a kid. It was actually meant as an exploration of the ownership father's feel over their daughters and the way death makes us insanely selfish to the point of ignoring any and all potential wishes for the person we lost. Bringing people back from the dead for nothing but your own self soothing is selfish and cruel, but no because my dad died as a kid this was a Trauma Reversal of that situation and like no lol. The character may have been similar to my father (who was wildly abusive but extremely charismatic, but those traits describe everyone from sports players to fuckin Ronnie Regan so it's Not That Deep) but that does not mean that is who I was writing about. He was not I was just fuckin writing a story with themes that, frankly, were more reflective of my relationship to feminism than my relationship to my father.
Anyway if you think a writer had ripped their own story off consider: maybe you're the one who is projecting because like even if that was true zero people bag on (white) men who do this, I know this because a teacher I had in film school straight up said that show he wrote about inter office law politics was about his life as a lawyer and immediately I was like "if I ever said that about something I wrote whatever story that was would be mocked to death" and I'm sure I'm not the only one in a minority group that feels that way. I can't even write Super Basic Kinda Connected to my life shit without being accused of writing about myself let alone a full blown show I'm happy to say was Me Inspired.
#winters ramblings#this accusation drives me NUTS because the implications are always clear. if i wrote it about me its cheap and bad and not worth writing#so thanks for implying THAT sarah when all i did was give a character a job i had because WORKING IN A MOVIE THEATER IS INTERESTING#and the character was a teenager i think MOST teens would WANT a job thats as kinda cool as a theater that was owned by another character#and it was a nepotism hire too so yeah sarah im sure thats SO MUCH like how i got hired at a CHAIN THEATER#like Jesus Christ the connection was BARELY surface and im accused of sriting about myself#like you know what maybe i am and maybe im fucking interesting would that be some fucking crime??#like seriously if this was 100% what i was doing WHAT would the problem be? because LOTS of men do this#but we'd only ever bitch if that man threw in an importance to his blackness or disability or maybe a Special Relationship#otherwise men writing about themselves in story is so normal they just admit it off the cuff. because its not a fuckin crime OR 'bad'#its rarely if ever what im actually doing but if i was i dont know why that would need to be piinted out to me like an accusation#what are you accusing me of and is it YOUR problem or is a problem of my story because my story can be ripped 100%#from my life word for word moment by moment and that wouldnt make the story bad so what the fuck are you accusing me of??
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not that id ever want a job, and in reality if me and sans lived together hed probably be the one mostly responsible for our income on account of his countless fucked up jobs, BUT. i love the thought of sans being a cute shitty little househusband sending me off to work with a kiss and a lunchbox except the lunchbox is just, like, a compact bomb of as many sausages and a gross slurry of a million fucked up condiments as he could fit in there
#i try to open it and it just blasts me in the face like a pomegranet or an envelope bomb or something#theyre so doused in various condiments i dont even have to chew them i just slide them down my slippery gullet like its nothing#maybe sometimes he makes something other than that. but im sure its equally repulsive#like just. slams together shit in a pot and cooks it for a little while and calls it a day#cherry bomb#bf (bone friend)#this is‚ of course‚ all set in a potential universe where me and sans live together ALONE#if paps was there he would be so so much better at making lunches for me. so much fucking better#'but papyrus is a terrible chef' shut UP that was in the UNDERGROUND!!!! where he didnt have COOKBOOKS!!!!!!!!#and also his mentor was INSANE#anyway me and sans couldnt fucking possibly live together without anyone else mediating nobody would get anything done ever#it would be so messy and shitty and gross oh god. jesus christ#anyway that was todays dose of domestic skenp and sans ramblings except it probably wouldnt actually be like that at all#of course my made up ideas and rules for this specific selfship takes place in a world where we conveniently Dont Think About All That Shit#'what do you do for work how old are you where do you live where are your family members' the answer is dont even worry about it#i only think about the fun silly stuff and occasionally the not fun less silly but still conveniently vague stuff#you wouldnt get it.
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