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Made myself a decaf lavender london fog tea and now I’m going to play some video games. My mental health has not been so well these past few days but I’m working on it 🥳
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.
#you know what it is. youd know it with your friends too. they say one specific thing and you go yeah thats x lol#we couldve guessed them because of their jokes n references we know of as celebrities but what they got clocked bywas UNINTELLIGIBLE for us#game changer#the ratfish#zac oyama#ally beardsley#grant o'brien#rekha shankar#katie marovitch#brennan lee mulligan#jess ross#sam reich
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ID: tweets from @boulevarddouble:
okay SO. Just FYI i have an insider contact and i asked him about this new google drive nsfw scare.
backing up is never a bad idea.
99% of people will be unaffected, and this is NOT a crackdown on having nsfw content on gdrive
"What I think has happened is that drive has made several updates to its spam/abuse filtering and one of the focuses is trying to catch spammers who share explicit things in docs with random emails. Which is good in theory, but has the potential to hit false positives."
his recommendation is to keep NSFW words out of your doc titles and instead of sharing the "open link", share directly with you beta's email addresses.
It is also more likely to flag up explicit images, though that is less likely to be a fic problem.
/end ID
#things jess says#google docs#google drive#update on the panic and hysteria of the last two days#as always#regular back ups are to be recommended but it doesn't appear to me that we need to panic at all
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achilles’ breaks are a serious matter. bitch. | in which patroclus is rather protective of achilles’ break time and continues his crass manner with zagreus and also calls him a bitch because he can
#this all started bc hanna n i were talking about patroclus’ manner with zagreus bc it’s frankly hilarious and also brutal#it is easily the funniest thing to me upon revisiting his dialog#then we started having patroclus say bitch and i think i said patroclus is like jesse pinkman#and then he said achilles was walter white#and then we thoroughly lost the plot#achilles wakes and pat goes back to his more civil name for zag. teehee#vohtaro art#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus
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Yoooooo I know nobody cares like, but hey yo I’m back after like 3000 years 😂👌
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tell ren to turn his location on👉👈
I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’
I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.
⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!
#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#thegoofyest#In Viv we trust 😌 They were one of the very first people to take an interest in 14DWY!! /gen#Dare I say..... One of the founding fathers lmaooooo#Also!! Viv (along with a few other twitter artists) were one of the main reasons why I started this Tumblr in da first place! ^^#14DWY didn't have much of a following until they started makin memes and art on Twitter#Then all of a sudden I had all these people wanting to know more about the game; and da next thing I knew; I had over 50 asks overnight lol#So I owe a lot of 14DWY's success to ItsNotVivy; hmimprvmntbsmnt; dreosuger; Diachuu; glade_o; Meowastrophe; noullyart; etc.#And it's also the reason why I wanna show my appreciation towards them all by giving them Easter Eggs in the game#I also kind feel like it's the very least I can do to show my appreciation ghjsgjh ;v; Same with da 14DWY staff on Discord#It's the only place where I ask for help regarding managing the 14DWY socials (everywhere else is just me); and they go through hell n back#—to keep the server a fun and lively place for everyone#I owe so much to them as well; which is why some of da mods already have their own lil Easter Eggs in the game#I also like to think they're canon employees at the Corland Bay library gsdjgjg Except Jesse; that mf would set everything on fire /silly#Also not me getting mushy in the tags????????? What is happening to me.... Where is my mysterious and aloof persona...... /j#I'll shuddup now before I start crying (/pos) over the founding fathers on Tumblr as well lmao
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I hate you mfs that don't like Gwen after across the spider verse it smells like misogyny
#i liked her MORE after atsv#like yeah she needs to apologize to miles duh#but why is she not allowed to make mistakes without being villanized#ive heard more people talk about how bad gwen is than fucking Miguel#shes CLEARLY being influenced if not manipulated by Miguel and jess#shes only doing those things because she wants to PROTECT miles#she doesnt want what Miguel is saying to be true#like yall im p sure she fully accepted that her dad was going to die#they had to have said some shit to make her accept that#and at the end shes trying to right her wrongs#shes become such a more nuanced character than she was in the first movie#why are you guys fucking stupid#AND shes trans shes literally amazing#gwen stacy#spiderverse#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spider gwen#marvel
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MORE AIDENPOSTING!! a friend wanted me to draw this (thank you berry)
more aiden below because i need to express my aidenpreciation with my aidenterpretations (you guys have permission to steamroll me for the puns)
edit: please ignore how i forgot to colour his shoes. sobs
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#aiden mcsm#jesse mcsm#aidenpreciation#i guess its part 2 of my last post LMAO#idk what im doing#this is the 2nd time ive ever rendered something#someone reblogged my last thing saying he doesnt shower#youre absolutely right#man has never felt a droplet of water or the touch of a woman in his life#mcsm fanart
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Christelle doodles😚💖🌟🌊
#twsb#when the third wheel strikes back#christelle de sarnez#jung yeseo#서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일#섭남파업#my art#chris @ cedric vs chris @ jesse(yeseo) <3#in the 2nd pic i basically wrote the same thing in kr and en#but lit the kr says UACK IT'S BRIGHT/BLINDING..!!#<--this is yeseo @ both cedric and christelle#but i just drew christelle here bc its a christelle kind of night#well its day now
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i do love how everyone’s slowly realizing who’s playing who as they recognize their senses of humor and little quirks. like you can tell they’re all actually really good friends and it’s so cute.
#and the fact that they all immediately catch on to who the ratfish is cuz they don’t recognize their humor#ugh to be a dropout cast member getting paid to be funny with your best friends all day#the dream#dropout#game changer#the ratfish#dropout tv#grant o'brien#zac oyama#eric wareheim#ally beardsley#katie marovitch#rekha shankar#brennan lee mulligan#jess ross#lee says things
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Also the fucking irony. Of Kendall getting mad at Tom for that unhinged line but then calling shiv a piece of dirt like 20 minutes later is not lost on me but also that really is the quintessential sibling experience, it has to be said
#have to think of ‘whose being nasty to Frank only I’m allowed to be nasty to frank’#also maybe that’s just me but for some reason when Roman and shiv fight awfully ppl are just like oh sibling fights LOL but whenever shiv#and Ken do people act like it’s wayyyy more serious. like guys they’ve done the worst things imaginable to each other and still forgave the#other person like#idk. that maybe hopefully is not the quintessential sibling experience but it is the quintessential Ken and shiv experience#succession#Kendall Roy#shiv Roy#they just do this. they’ll forget about it in 2 days (I say hoping and looking at Jesse Armstrong like you better not switch shit up this#time around ….)
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[haunts your meth lab] [haunts your meth lab] [haunts your meth la
#my art#howard hamlin#lalo salamanca#better call saul#breaking bad#brbabcs#jesse pinkman#walter white#adding to the wonderful content of lalo and howard ghosts!!!#also PEEP THE LALO SHIRT#spent like half the time just doing that#even in death im sure he has a bunch of nauseating shirts to wear teehee#i could probably fix some things i dont like in the morning but...#i like just being like ok im done now and moving onto a new drawing#i feel INSPIRED!!!#lalito my wife#sorry#had to say that before i left#cw blood#gilliverse#fabric
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GILMORE GIRLS 03.17 | A Tale of Poes and Fire
#jessmarianoedit#gilmoregirlsedit#jess mariano#gilmore girls#ohwarnette#usernivi#*mine#*mygifs#i just love how done with the whole thing jess is#i need to put him in my pocket y'all#also i love how jess always seems to be layering#a layering king if i do say so myself
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the reality of geography is such that i cannot simply reach out and hug the person who needs one very badly and i for one am very fed up with this reality.
can someone please invent a short-range teleport already.
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aaron may be the single most misunderstood mcd/mystreet character and it’s not even funny it’s actually really stupid and baffling
#is it possible to have a parasocial relationship with a character because people have this with aaron i think#with all the assumptions and speculation not just in character but in meta.. we've truly lost the plot#like No aphmau wasn't 13 she was an american high school freshman#no aaron's supersenior status isn't confirmed#and so many things could be clarified about mcd aaron and aarmau if you watch the mcd 4th anniversary stream#you dont have to live in misinformation like this. you could hate aaron in an accurate way. you could say something hateful and true.#'jason made jess canonize aarmau out of jealousy' INCORRECT BUZZER#court in session#aphblr#aphmau
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