#jess rambles about random things

[wundrousarts]

I need to get back on my Jess interview grind and finish before Silverborn press starts up because tell me why I'm skimming one trying to find something and then realize she's talking about Ages. ACK! This is vital to my theorizing.....

[graedari]

hi! I love your marked Jessamine art, but I can't quite read the purple text, what does it say?

Hello lovely anon! Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked my Marked Jess art!! 💜💜💜 Not sure which doodle on the page between two you're referring to, but!

In reference to this one, The Outsider's text reads, "Oh... This is going to be... interesting..."

And in this one, her text behind her and Daud is one of the Heart lines and reads, "Where have the Overseers gone? They wade through chest high waters with their hounds".

Her Marked Abilities in the AU are linked to the Heart and when Corvo uses it, she herself will speak the lines almost as if in a trance receiving knowledge about whatever Corvo has used it on!

I do try to include any words on a drawing in the Image ID's in the Alt Text of my drawings! So if something is ever hard to read, I definitely recommend checking them out! But I'm also never opposed to answering asks for clarification!

[pixiesfz]

microphone drop j.f x reader

plot: In which Vanessa forgets to tell Jessie she is mic’d up and all she talks about is you

warning: just fluff

Jessie was in the gym after training when Vanessa caught her.

“Jeff, Jflem, Jessatron, the Jessanator, the-“

“Hi” Jessie cut her friend off before she said random words with ‘jess�� in front of it.

“Whatchu up to?” Vanessa asked and Jessie motioned to the weights next to her “nice, hot your PB yet?”

Jessie crossed her head “no but y/n is helping me at home”

Vanessa smiled at the mention of you, she thought you were good for Jessie. You made her happy and Sinc always says she would never forget how giddy Jessie got after the first Australian friendly and you asked to swap shirts with her.

“How is y/n/n?”

Jessie blushed, “good, really good uhm did I tell you about my plan yet or-“

“No tell me, tell me now”

Even Vanessa forgot she was mic’d.

“Well after international break and before Olympics I was planning on proposing and-“ “what!” Vanessa jumped up in excitement

Jessie looked around nervously “yes?”

“This is huge Jessie” Vanessa smiled at her and she rubbed her already red cheeks “How are you going to do it?”

Jessie sat down next to Vanessa and pulled out her phone, excited to go into detail about this with someone.

“Okay so this is the ring, I saw her look at it before when we were buying a gift for her sister, it kinda gave me the whole idea in the first place but anyway” she rambled before going to her next photo of a FaceTime call with y/n’s parents as they gave a thumbs up.

“Then I got the permission from her parents but she likes to call them her rentals which I don’t get”

“Oh it’s like Australian slang there, parental figures without the ‘pa’” Vanessa explained and Jessie’s eyes widened as she finally got it “How do you know that?”

“Ellie”.

Jessie nodded before swiping to the next picture of confirmed plane tickets to Australia, your homeland “she thinks we’re going on a spontaneous trip to see her family, which we are but I’m also going to propose to her there” she explained and Vanessa swore she had never seen her captain so happy.

“And then I bought her this dress she always said she wanted but she said it was too cold to wear in London so I got it so she could wear it in Australia” Jessie said, swiping to the next picture as Vanessa realised Jessie had made an album dedicated to the planning of the big event.

“You going to do a speech”

“I want to try, I wrote one but I’m not that great at remembering lines” Jessie said, scratching behind her ear “that’s fine you’re good at thinking on the spot and also knowing y/n she will be saying yes even before your knee hits the ground”

Jessie smiled “I only plan on doing the ‘proposal’ thing once so I want it to be perfect for her”

Vanessa slapped her friend in the shoulder supportively “I’m sure y/n will think it’s perfect no matter what”.

It wasn’t until later when Jessie had finished spotting Vanessa on chest pressed and the social media came over asking for the mic was when her face paled over.

“You were mic’d the entire time?” She asked, her cheeks red as panic now evident on her face.

“Did I forget to tell you?” Vanessa asked as she thought back to their conversation.

“You know you cannot use any of that”.

[savannahsdeath]

hi!! how’re you??? can you write something about drunk Ellie?? in my head she’s a totally loser lol

plus: i love your account 😭 thank you for feeding my passion for Ellie 🥲🫶

hi sweetheart!! im alright, better than usually even.. and thank you ahh youre so nice anon🫣‼️ anyways, warnings: slightly suggestive, throwing up, obviously alcohol and.. i think thats all. also i imagine it more as college!ellie since i think older ellie would rarely drink + only drink to cover up her sorrows;(( i hope you guys get what i mean..

drunk!ellie who can't drink alone or she'd completely pass out. either you or dina have to tell her when to stop, though 'telling her' doesn't really work. the only option is to just take the alcohol out of her sight.

drunk!ellie who becomes a full-time shit talker. she'll be so mean, but right, you're scared what she might think of you. of course, no one really takes her too seriously, since every insult leaving her mouth is slurred and... immature. in moments like that, you always bring up people you hate and listen to her rambling about every little pathetic thing about them. she can go on like that for minutes, hours even, and it's like music to your ears.

drunk!ellie who wants to make out with you so so badly. she forgets you're 'just friends' and her big, huge crush on you starts showing as she gets all touchy with you. when you or anyone else calls her out, she of course refuses to admit it and insists that she isn't doing anything (her hand rubs your inner thigh, moving higher and higher each second).

drunk!ellie who blames everything on jesse or dina. someone threw up? dina, of course. someone drank your father's liqueur, which was supposed to stay untouched? she saw dina emptying the bottle and tempting jesse, as if they're adam and eve. someone broke a vase? she saw jesse accidentally pushing it with his elbow.

"but ellie, i saw you—"

"y—yeah! he pushed me and um— yeah. jesse... it's his fault, i s—swear." and it almost seems she believes her own lie, though it doesn't seem so convincing to the rest of you.

drunk!ellie who starts doing the most random things ever. board games, rubik's cubes (even though she never managed to solve it without watching a step by step tutorial), and don't even let me start on puzzles— if she finds a set, she'll have a goal for the rest of the night - completing them, even if they have thousands of pieces. the point is, she never succeeds. her vision is too dizzy and her head is spinning too much, she can't find two fitting pieces at all.

drunk!ellie who keeps telling everyone random funfacts or the most impossible to happen thoughts.

"did you guys know that snails can sleep for three years? man, lucky motherfuckers. i hope i'll be one in my next life."

you don't even start on how they're slow, how people stomp on them all the time or how their lives are simply boring. you know nothing will change her mind.

"hear me out... what if—" she's so invested she has to make a dramatic pause. "this room just exploded. like, right now."

drunk!ellie who falls asleep snuggled up with you, drooling on your chest and unintentionally moving her hand in a way that slides your shirt upwards, but you don't fix it and enjoy the view of your loser best friend being so adorable and quiet once in her life. jk shes always adorable

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[murkystarlight]

More jobs AU stuff :D

(used the reference yea)

honestly, not sure how I did this.. yeah everything is a bit off butuh- I quiite like it (tried putting more details under cute)

Alr so, Axel and Olivia weere neighbors when younger. They lived on the countryside. One day, Jesse came to visit her grandparents and met Axel and Oliva.

The three became friends and Jesse tried to visit a lot. She also really enjoyed watching the farm animals(no one told her they were gonna be sold). Formed a close bond with a pig she named Rueben. Rueben disappeared one day-- anyways, years in the future, Jesse became a specialist for taking care of animals. She also sells some products.

Olivia was able to hear a lot about where Jesse lives. A few times, she was able to visit her too. Still, she was mainly at home helping the farm. Only a few days a year can she take a break and go out. When she does, she really wants to do a lot. Sightseeing, foods, stores.. what really peaked her intrest was science. Ecpecially to do with enery or machines. She's only seen Jesses phone before.

Axel was always told to be a bright and funny kid. And he liked it. He found joy in making others laugh. Unlike Olivia, he left the countryside and into the city. He still visited a lot. When he heard Olivia's dream, he thought he should help her since... well his career wasn't going all that great. He started to run a yt channel, filming his stuff, just some daily life, or maybe even about Olivia(perhaps for contests). So that it wouldnt matter if he was in the country or the city. It also gave Olivia time to get used to using devices since she helped edit his videos. One more thing about Axel, Magnus was the one who saw potential in him and first offered him to be on one of his shows. Thatshow they know eachother.

Petra, as I wrote in there, wanted to be a fashion designer(clothes, shoes, accessories ect). She always liked seeing Ivors work(she thought he was cool). When she was in school, there was a program she participated in where she got to meet Ivor in person. It went horribly wrong. A bad first impression, some maybe a bit too harsh words directed towards her in front of everyone, the fact that Ivor isn't exactly that much of a nice person in general. She would've just brushed it off, but she just couldn't get back into the work. Nonetheless, she didn't want to give up on her dream she had for years. So with a lot of convincing from a friend plus some small goals and a lot of thinking, she decided to make jewelry. It was the thing she was most interested and talented at anyways so she went on with it.

Lukas didn't exactly plan on being an actor. He participated in like.. music videos or ads as a teen for fun with his friends, then he got some attention. So from then on he studied acting, occasionally doing teen casts. He successfully made it into the acting industry at quite a young age and is still there. He's kinda stuck. He's really active on social network services and... apparently has that many followers(I searched up influencers with the most followers- uh Cristiano Ronaldo has the most followers with 1.01 billion so... that's saying something lol)(after that i tred to roll again but the generator kept giving me numbers over 2billion-). UH.... he loves his cat. There's a cat breed called Ocicat? Has the most similar characteristics to an ocelot(domestic breed). Lukas adopted him from a shelter.

no idea why im still scared about showing them as a couple--

anywyas, this turned into a bunch of random ramblings lol. Sorry, I'm in need of sleep not to mention I have to be studying but i completely neglected it for the past hour or two trying to finsih this up--

Need more info on a specific something... just ask me. I'm good with anything

[zuliuli]

i’ve been thinking about little mode all day all night i was wondering Lmk if this is dumb If you could give little personality analysis?? Esp for maya and gill because they have Like no personality to begin with sadly? I just wanna know so i can ramble about them more giggle

Like im sure theyre the Same as they are in mcsm But just. Little☹️. but does anything huge change ? Im so invested sorry

Of course I can :D

Jesse - He's a bit of a crybaby. He's quite bashful, curious, loves to share and take care of others, and doesn't get as irritated and angry as older Jesse does. The kind of kid to go around picking up the most random objects and asking you what it is. (More often than not, that's followed by a "Where and how did you get that???") If you ask him vague questions, he'll respond with vague answers, so you have to be pretty specific. He's really attached to Reuben, a little excessively, I might add. What I mean by this is that if Reuben is washed and dried with the laundry, he will not eat or do anything but sit in front of the machines waiting to get his best friend back.

Jess - She's a bit of a creature. She doesn't quite have a grasp on her own emotions and lacks a bit of impulse control. More often than not, she'll copy what others are doing if she finds it interesting enough. She finds Aiden and Petra very interesting, which isn't always good for a very impressionable child. She also shares quite a few traits with Jesse (except the crybaby part, she's sworn off crying for reasons I will reveal in the future) ((the urge to write twin headcanons rn just became so strong, for instance they have synchronized sneezes, it was some random thing i thought of that made me laugh (prone to change at any time))) She's got a stuffed Fox toy (pixie), which she often misplaces and forgets about for extended periods of time. Her attachment to it is very complicated (also will be revealed in the future)

Axel - He's the kind of kid that sees something he likes and just grabs it. (Doesn't quite understand why that's so wrong yet) He gets away with it more often than anyone would like ,too. He's a little insecure about being bigger than the other kids, mostly because he's afraid he might hurt someone close to him on accident. He's very overprotective (this one isn't new, lol). Little Axel is absolutely terrified during thunderstorms. :( They bought him some noise canceling headphones, but sometimes he forgets about them. Sure, he gets some dumb ideas from time to time, but they're pretty well thought out to a point you'd think they'll actually work.

Olivia - She's much more confident and outgoing than her older self. If you have a problem, she will find a way to fix it, even if it is unconventional. She talks to herself at times and even talks to herself about others in front of them at times. (This can lead to some problems. Nothing that Axel can't fix 😎). She's very crafty, and her ideas are endless, even if some of them are a bit over the top. She tries to stay out of trouble, but that never really work's out for her.

Petra - Very much a lone wolf, that much isn't new, but it's mostly a facade. Lukas and her are besties, and she absolutely adores spending time with him. They have a movie night at her house every week. She has too much energy and often times rushes headlong into things. She may or may not have tried to bite Aiden on numerous occasions 👀. Does not abide by the rules whatsoever and goes out of her way to break them as much as possible.

Lukas - He just really enjoys being around everyone. May be a little shy at first, but getting to know him does wonders. He has a clear understanding of right and wrong and often scolds Petra and Aiden for acting too out of line. He really ✨️Really✨️ loves playing it cool. Jack was his introduction to leather jackets and motorcycles. He has sworn to get himself a leather jacket ever since. Those movie nights really add to his cool persona as well. He often quotes scenes from certain movies when the occasion calls for it. The reactions he gets to them are quite comical. So far, he doesn't really have any issues. His parents are doing a fine job raising him... (at the moment at least...)

Aiden - Wants attention 24/7 (a problem deriving from neglect). He has genuine anger issues and, oftentimes, feels bad about getting angry afterward. That doesn't stop him from feeling like he's the boss of everyone. It's part of the reason why he doesn't like Jesse and his friends at first. They don't abide by his rules, and to him, his rules are facts and must be followed to a T. He's actually a really sweet boy he just needs a lot of work, I promise. Would quite literally die for his friends (Jesse, watch out you have a competitor). He's scared of a lot of things a kid his age shouldn't be scared of, and I mean really adult things, like the future.

Maya - Quite the critter. She has a short attention span and often gets sidetracked. She rambles often about the things she loves, even if her friends don't quite understand what she's saying sometimes. Aiden, more often than not, always has to reel her back into the moment. She's quite cheerful, and I beg of you, don't try to make her sad. It ends terribly for everyone. When Lukas proposed the idea of making their little cat club, she was so quick to agree, no thinking involved, Aiden and Gill never had a chance to say no (not that they would).

Gill - Oh, this poor, sweet boy. Not a thought behind those eyes half of the time. He often just goes along with whatever Maya and Aiden are doing. He gets very confused sometimes, but his friends love him for it. He gets on Aidens nerves a lot even though he doesn't mean to. He is surprisingly good emotional support, always very calm and collected. He's never one to go out of his way to cause serious trouble. Idk why, but I imagined him having a big, easy-going family. Like he could disappear for a few days and then show up back home, and they'd be like, "So did you have fun?" (They do get notified of where he is, I just wanted to clarify). The minute you break his big little heart, it's over. He'll never look at you the same ever again. His trust is very important to him. I promise you 🥺

(Note: Came back and edited some stuff. Had a new perspective on some things after a while)

[ficsonpost-its]

Hey hope u r doing well.

Ngl this is the first time I send a request but anyway I was thinking about if you could write Jesse Faden fluffy headcanon, it could be up to ur imagination <3. That’s it thank you

summary: most people know jesse faden to be the indomitable director of the fbc. you know her as your weird, nerdy girlfriend lowkey obsessed with cryptids and the paranormal. au (?) set after the hiss breakout cw: none! just fluff! a/n: hello anon! i love that there's others who want x readers with jesse! you've gotten me tempted to make some now. i hope you like these!

First thing's first, Jesse is an honorary loser. She doesn't look it, but deep down she's a bit pathetic

Especially for you

Sure she has a reputation to uphold, what with semi unwillingly thrown into a role of authority in a secret government organisation designed specifically to contain and research odd phenomenon in the world, but chip away at those layers of hers and you'll find out she's quite the character

Your work in the Dead Letters Archive of the Executive Sector meant that you worked in close proximity to Jesse and you naturally would run into each other during what Jesse would call her "Director Patrols" after the Hiss. As Jesse's confidence in her new role grew, so did her willingness to socialise with the people she'd be working with, and you both got on surprisingly quickly.

Jesse as a girlfriend is pretty attentive. She always makes sure to bring you coffee in the morning and check up on you a bit more often than the other employees of the FBC

The absolute queen of dad jokes and lame humour

Remember the joke about the toilets in the Foundation dlc??? Now imagine that 24/7

Lowkey a loser. Prepare to be called into her office just because she's bored and misses you

and wants to pin you to her desk and kiss you silly

There are times when she can keep herself composed enough to act normally around you, like she does with everyone else

And other times where it's very obvious you're a favourite

Emily Pope has a secret tally board called "Days Without Jesse Fumbling"

It never goes to the double digits

Your lunch breaks consist of sitting on Jesse's desk with her as she tries to convince you that Area 51 is somewhere in the Oldest House, she just hasn't found it yet

"Just you wait, I'll find it one day"

Also the most random theoretical questions

"Do you think Bigfoot would want a job here?"

"Do you think we should install a giant pool in case we need to contain the loch ness monster?"

"I wonder if aliens have been in the House already..."

On off days you're most likely finding her with her nose in a book or on some conspiracy forum hidden in the dead internet somewhere

Her obsession is cute. Slightly

She once kept you up for three hours talking about how likely it is that the Roswell Incident was an A.W.E and how the pyramids are actually objects of power

You had to kiss her to shut her up so you could finally roll over and go to sleep

That's a well-proven method to reset her brain when she goes off on a tangent

It's a solid 95% that most if not all books in her book cases are about conspiracies, mysteries, or cryptids and everything in between and she will tell you about every single one of them

You once spent an entire lunch break with Jesse rambling on about if a ghost was in the Oldest House and how would it be found out by brilliant minds within the paranormal.

Her lunch went untouched

[elsgooglyeyes]

remember how i said long-distance situationships are hard? yeah i’m still in the trenches.

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟﾟ☾

when you and ellie are going through long distance, she would beg you to send lil updates throughout your day, what you were doing…any random thought that pops into your head…literally anything. and then at night, she always asks to facetime so she can see your face and hear your voice.

you’re both on your bed, your head squished up against a pillow as you listen to ellie ramble on about whatever the fuck dina and jesse have been up to. she stops suddenly and looks at you, “did you hear a word i just said?”

“no…was too busy thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ else…” you mumble, mouth halfway on the pillow. ellie raises her eyebrows slightly, “and what is that?” she puts her hand to her ear knowing full well what you’re about to say. “you…everything about you…” she smirks and nods her head slowly, “i figured.” she chuckles and lays on her stomach so you’re not just staring at each other face to face, the only thing separating you is the tiny glass wall (and however many miles are in between you, but don’t worry about that).

“i miss you,” you grumble “not the same without you here, els. i wish you could’ve come with me.” ellie’s eyebrows furrow lightly and she smiles “i know, baby…i miss you too. i love you so much, just remember that i’m always with you. literally, like, in your brain. i’ve set up shop in there, so if you think of something funny trust it was me,” she smirks and you laugh out loud, always grateful for her humor to lighten your melancholy. “i thought i felt a tickle in there earlier. guess it was you, huh?”

“yup!” she says, popping the “p” and chuckling for a bit before she settles back in and looks at you. “we’ll be together before you even know, i swear.” you smile weakly at her and kiss your phone over and over again, “hope you felt those, they were for you,” you giggle with a wink.

the rest of your night is spent talking nonsense, until you fall asleep still on call. ellie watches you for a bit before going to sleep herself, not daring hanging up and accidentally waking you up.

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟﾟ☾

extra: some texts y’all would probably send each other throughout the days (are these mine and said situationships you may ask? mind your own business…)

you decide who is who

[push-upsindragg]

MOST NORMAL MCR ENJOYER

i am noah, he/him pronouns :3 (she/her fine for close friends) (+ fang/bat/vamp :3)

i’m a minor so please don’t be weird to me!! adults are fine to interact just keep in mind you're literally talking to a highschooler

I BLOCK SO FREELY, IT'LL SCARE YOU

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i’m known as naecobain in most places!!

i have diagnosed adhd and anxiety so please be patient with my ability to respond to things !!

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND @frnkensteinowo

i run @mcr-airplane !! main blog is @naecobain which is where i follow from :3

tags:

ramblings: #noah is yapping

art: #noah is art

posts i make around midnight that are terrible: #noah at midnight

my book im writing: #like a secret in your throat

ship from said book: #jamick posting

list of every band i like

CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS:

MCR (frank iero in particular)

FOB

breaking bad

aviation (starting the process of getting my pilots license in october)

vampires

the book i’m writing (yeah it’s about vampires)

fight club

SAW THE USED LIVE 5/6/25 (WAS ON STAGE FOR PARALYZED)

SEEING MCR LIVE 7/11/25

SEEING NIN LIVE 8/14/25

SEEING CHEVELLE LIVE 9/30/25

ok things about me under the cut FLASH WARNING UNDER CUT

anything in blue are bands i’ve seen live before, anything in pink are my favs/hyperfixations/special interests

FAV BANDS (in no particular order): MCR, FOB, gojira, the used, megadeth, flyleaf, paramore, leathermouth, frank iero, STP, p!atd, gerard way, type o negative, 3OH!3, she wants revenge, smashing pumpkins, MSI, PTV, GNR, placebo, nirvana, alice in chains, um jennifer?, muse, metric, soundgarden, pearl jam, linkin park, limp bizkit, garbage, korn, evanescence, ethel cain, the smiths, soad, will wood, radiohead and so much more dude i can’t even list them all

hobbies/interests: writing, art, reading (AUUGHGH IWTV), guitar, cello, embroidery, softballl and baseball, catcher in the rye, auirplane....

ok this is random but heres a list of my biggest gender envys as a transmasc:

jesse pinkman/aaron paul

frank iero

gerard way (specifically bullets gee)

young damon albarn

mikey way (mikey with the glasses, twink mikey)

ik this one is fucking weird and outta left field, but salamipapa on insta and tiktok (i love this dude)

daniel johns (silverchair)

kurt cobain

carrj on tiktok

yeah ok i cant think of anything else. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! HAVE AN EXCELLENT LIFE!!!!!!!!

[the-starlight-papers]

I was really big into kingdom keepers in middle school and random unhinged stuff that happened keeps just hitting me like a sack of bricks.

For those who aren’t aware, the premise of the first book in the series is “the Disney villains are real and doing evil, but they can only be seen by Disney characters. So we’re going to make holograms of some kids to be used as guides in the park during the day, but when the kids go to sleep at night, they wake up as their holograms in the park.”

The rest is under a readmore bc I had a lot to ramble about.

There’s a ton of stuff that randomly gets retconned after the first book. The notable one is that basically everyone (hologram or not) can see the Disney characters running around, which is funny because it basically destroys the whole premise of the series.

They also randomly switch the character who is good with computers around the second or third book. The new guy who’s good with computer’s first name is literally Dell.

The plot of the books are kinda hard to follow, since there is kind of a focus on going to as many different Disney attractions as possible.

The first book has a pretty coherent plot. The main plot is that the Disney Villains are trying to like. Escape the parks or something, and the kids have to follow hidden clues from Walt Disney to power up the wards. There’s a side plot where the main character Finn’s friend from school (and love interest) Amanda, is secretly helping them in a “knows more than she lets on” way because her sister Jess had been kidnapped and was being mind controlled by Maleficent.

In the second book, Jess gets kidnapped AGAIN, and they have to run around animal kingdom to try and find her. The twist is they can’t go to sleep because if they do their holograms will be captured by the villains, and they have no way to Return to their bodies without the magical garage door opener. They also use Pictochat on the Nintendo DS to communicate.

In the third book, their wise old guy mentor Wayne goes missing. Also the villains are up to something in Epcot. Good thing they turned Jess and Amanda (who BTW are not actually sisters, and are both runaways with superpowers called Fairlies (short for Fairly Human) that are hiding from the government) into holograms so they can help. Too bad their magical garage door opener got stuck in lost and found, so they can’t wake back up. Also the villan’s whole plan was to make it so the seatbelts couldn’t unlock and hold the guests hostage.

The fourth book is basically “I thought we were done but now we need to go to Hollywood studios”. Philby, the computer guy, has probably committed multiple felonies at some point due to hacking into Disney’s systems to make it so they stop waking up as holograms in the parks manages to mess up his one job and now they’re randomly getting stuck in the parks again. Also people (including one of the other main characters and Finn’s mom) can get possessed by the evil villains, indicated by their eyes turning green. The villan’s plan this time is to take out the power plant for the parks.

The fifth book is Disney cruise. I’m gonna be honest this is where they start to get really nonsensical. They’ve introduced hologram model 2.0 which has some visual improvements for like. Their actual purpose, but mostly are beneficial for the main characters because now they’re mostly intangible (except for on their hands and feet) which is a big benefit on the “hey you’re a normal kid running around at night AND you glow in the dark” since they can’t be punched as easily anymore.

Book 6 is “we’re still on the fucking boat”. Again, idk what we’re doing here besides trying to stop the evil guys from doing something evil. The book culminates with an evil ritual where one of Finn’s friends from school dies graphically.

Book 7 is basically oh fuck, someone died. This is serious now. And the way I mean this is serious is that I mean “oh this whole operation is controlled by the US military.” Because you know the second that they heard “oh we’ve made a way to make people mostly invulnerable” and they immediately went “ah we can use this for combat.” Someone made a hologram of Finn’s dead friend that also is just a search engine to try and help him cope. Idk who thought that was a good idea. There’s some really weird sections in this book where characters get like. Stuck half tangible in a wall and it’s described in a lot of detail. Anyways this is the original Disneyland book and idk what happens besides Mickey shows up in a dramatic reveal because he had been like sealed away to stop the villains from harnessing his power. The old guy, Wayne, gets stabbed and dies. I think they saved everyone? Woo? We all have depression now.

The return: oh you thought we were done with this series. You thought wrong. There’s another trilogy and a spin-off book. The kids (they’re all like 18 at this point or something) go back in time to stop the villans from ever becoming real or something. They team up with no longer an old guy Wade to set up the clues that they used to save the parks back in book one. Also btw they went back in time as holograms, and then got stuck as 2D black and white images until Wayne was able to invent both color television and holograms in the span of like three days. The other issue here is that since they went back as holograms, their actual bodies are stuck in comas. Good thing they have Jess and Amanda to deal with their parents and try and keep them from like. Dying of dehydration. There’s a whole subplot here with a Fairlie who can read minds who has to try and read a US senator or something??? I don’t even know at this point.

Anyways that’s the plot of this series

The actual books have so much focus on the actual mechanics of “ok you’re half hologram now what”.

If they go somewhere that doesn’t have good projector access, they’ll just not be visible there. Places with projector shadow include: on rides with lots of scaffolding, in certain weird corners, near trees. Places without projector shadow include: random offices, hallways, ect. At some point the authors went ok this is annoying as hell and now any random camera can project holograms. which. Sure.

Certain characters can go “all clear” where they become 100% hologram. This is usually accomplished by letting your mind go blank since light doesn’t have thoughts. The main character Finn can go all-clear even in his human body if he tries really hard.

There’s a couple interesting questions raised here such as “what happens if you go all clear while the power’s out and no holograms are being projected?” and “what happens if you get stuck in all clear?” These questions are never answered or touched on again.

Also a significant portion of the plot rides on the goddamn magic garage door opener. It’s referred to as the fob. In the first book there’s multiple. After the first book this is retconned saying that if two returns get activated too soon to each other their minds could get stuck in limbo (basically they’d die). Large chunks of plot are focused on “we need to move the fob between parks” or “we lost the fob” or “the villains stole the fob” or “Philby has to hack into Disney’s servers to Return us since the villains stole the fob” or “Philby’s cat shut down his monitoring program and now I’m stuck here until he gets home from school to return me manually”

They apparently rewrote the first three books (imo the only good ones) in 2020???? I mean I guess it makes since because the books were outdated when I read them and the majority of my Disney knowledge is from when my family went there in 2014. Which at that point was 10 years after the first book released.

Starting in book 6, they added an online website where people could vote on new plot points, and submit character dialogue. This mostly just added a bunch of random asterisks and made it really distracting to read the books.

I also just learned there’s ANNOTHER GODDANM SEQUEL TRILOGY with the main characters kids. I’m tempted to read this and find out if being a hologram can be passed down genetically.

I don’t know where I was going with this whole ramblings but anyways. I hope you learned something about this book series that heavily impacted my childhood. I promise I’m not a Disney nut I just like weird fiction books.

[laughroditee]

Hello. My name is Laughroditee, and I am just a silly little tart on the internet. I like to write and draw stupid things for my own amusement and/or to exorcise my demons. 

This is my NSFW sideblog, and as such, minors should not be here. If you interact with my blog or my work and are a minor, know you are going against my wishes. 18+ only!

My SFW stuff is on my main blog, @momokeen, and most of my fanart will be reblogged from there. (Sometimes, I just post it here or as responses in reblogs because I am my own lord and master.) All likes and asks will be from my main blog, but reblogs and comments will be from here.

I am also on AO3 under the same name (laughroditee).

🤡 What to expect:

Silliness, angst, fluff, some smut, and some horror. I aim to keep my fandom experience silly-funny because I am here to have a good time. That being said, I also love a good emotionally scarring fic. So think of candy-coated psychic damage, I guess. That's the vibe here.

I write canon x reader AND canon x OC because making characters, figuring out their psychology, and then breaking them apart is one of my favorite things to do. 

At this time, I write gender-neutral!Reader, afab!Reader, or female!Reader if I’m doing a x Reader fic. 

🤡 Fandoms I like:

Call of Duty, Devil May Cry, Dragon Age, Stardew Valley, Fallout: New Vegas, (and more)

🤡 Currently, I write for:

The COD fandom

🤡 And draw for:

The COD fandom

My Works

Content warnings will always be listed before the meat of the text, so please read those.

🟢 Fluff

“You're Coming With Me” - Simon Riley finds a kitten. (My first fanfic.)

Simon has a rat (Drabble or something? Headcanon?)

"Snakes & Ladders" - Kyle Garrick lost his memory and gets some help from neighborhood kids.

"Help Wanted" - Johnny hires you to help with the heating. (demi-human AU)

🟡 PG-13

"Repossessed" trailer script ft. necromancer!Graves - Phillip Graves offers to resurrect a loved one... for a price.

Cowboy Price imagine (PG-13 for suggestive themes)

“Bubble & Squeak" (working title for now), AKA Best friend!Soap / Roommate!Soap x gender-neutral!Reader x Gaz - You and Johnny bicker like children, and he's surprised to hear you're going on a date with Kyle.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

"Queen Behavior" - short fic about little Simon witnessing his father abusing his mother (read the warnings)

"Hither, Hither / Do Not Come Near" - A spooky campfire story about how you go hiking in Austria and maybe wish you didn't. AKA fun times with Cryptid!König.

🔴 18+ MDNI

“Your Ghost” (female OC x Ghoap, features MCD. This is an exploration of grief, trauma, and healing.) - An American tarot reader finds herself inextricably linked to John MacTavish, whose ghost needs a favor from her before he can rest.

Part 1 - Knight of Swords Part 2 - XIII Death Part 3 - Three of Swords Part 4 - A Love That Bleeds Part 5 - First Contact Part 6 - Death at the Door

Headcanons

Weird Domestic Habits of the 141

TF141 and their favorite ASMR types (with links!)

Simon is a penguin

Analyses

Closer!Price analysis

⚠️ WIPs

Closer

Buried Alive

Your Ghost, Ch. 4 - A Love That Bleeds 

Priest Soap

Random Poetry

"My Heart You Have/ And Yours I Crave"

Nocturne

Fanart

“Lt., let’s take a photo together!” 📸

Magical Boy Soap

Magical Boy Soap in the style of “The Rose of Versailles”

My COD OC Jesse “Jester” Donovan (kind of a shitpost but…)

Captain Price doodle wearing an elephant trunk g-string, and proof that I made it.

Tags (under construction)

Personal stuff is tagged under #laughroditee rambles

Asks are tagged as #ask laughroditee 

And works I've created are tagged with #laughroditee

Unless it’s fanart, then that is tagged under #momokeen*

*working on updating tags...

[drafgost]

Grippy

Man I’m so pissed that this is gonna be my first post but I have GOT to break my silence for Grippy. I need to know why these cheeks hit the fucking airwaves. She a ten piece like a mcnugget. What else can I really say? We’re talking about Grippy by Cash Cobain & J. Cole.

I’m not usually going to dive into the lyrics this much, but something about this song broke me. Every bar is straight ass and I’m compelled to talk about it. Grippy. I’m also going to be much more organized than this, but I’ve lost my. Fucking. Grippy. On what semblance of sanity I retain.

The song starts immediately with a dull ass beat and J. Cole briefly describing the progression of a relationship between him and a girl.

“She like my kick game

And when you know me, you don’t kick game

I put her front row at the Knick game

Now she in my phone with a nickname”

Unfortunately for us all, after a line where it seems like he’s actively trying to come up with said nickname because he’s just saying “it’s, it’s, ummm”, he tells us that she’s down in his phone as Grippy. Why? Don’t worry, he guides us through his thought process, just in case we were lost.

“Grippy, I call her that ‘cause it’s grippy”

What else, Jermaine?

“She thick in the hips, she a hippie

And she thick in the lips, she gon’ lick me”

-

“When she see me, she say she gon’ strip me

She gon’ chew on this stick like it’s Wrigley’s”

I don’t want to know that, Jermaine.

I don’t know why he thought this next bar would be a reasonable thing to say, but he also just said he wanted Grippy to gnaw on his wood like a beaver so I think dude was just operating on some real hell dimension vibes.

“She said she was gay until I slayed

Now she strictly dickly”

There’s no bars of noteworthy ass past this point from J. Grippy pages him and he hits 150 to get there, running Hollywood Cole a $100 base fine for speeding if the Grippyverse takes place in Cali. He has a Grippepiphany. We learn that Grippy is wet. Cole introduces Sabrina and Tiffany and they only pass one third of the Bechdel test. After he states that he “tryna see how that glove gon’ fit” (this is what OJ died for) and that he “wanna feel like [he] touchin’ [Grippy’s] kidneys”, he offers to take her kids to Disney.

That was utterly terrible, but we’re not done. You fucking buffoons have sorely neglected the real villain of this track: Cash Cobain.

“I wanna kill it like rest in peace

Eat on that pussy like it was a recipe”

So far, not worse than Grippy. A real Trojan Horse of pussy verses. How bad could it get?

We have a brief respite while Cash fucking rambles while saying random women’s names, but then he throws us one of his best bars on the song:

“You piss my bitches off like a potty”

More woman rambling. He wants to make Jess a mess, he has something he must confess, he wants to see her undress and is about to send her his address. He wants to fuck Millie ‘til she’s dizzy, and wants her to “suck it sloppy, make it spitty”. Finally, while still addressing poor Spitty Millie, he delivers his magnum opus:

That’s all lots of unpack, and we can truly only scratch the surface. The Grippyverse is immense, and I was certainly overwhelmed by Marvel-level character buildup clogging the narrative artery. Grippy, Sabrina, Tiffany, Destiny (rest in peace), Pregnancy Scare Shanti, Zari, Mia, Jada, Mash Potatoes Kayla, Good Vagina China, Shy Niyah, Toni Macaroni, Polisher Lexi and a possible second Destiny, Marni and her immense conflict, Jess the Mess, and Spitty Millie are all introduced in the freakiest fucking four minute role call I’ve heard to date. How do they relate to each other, if at all? We know the first three are friends, as Cole state’s he thought the whole clique was bad but liked Grippy the best. Are the two Destiny’s aware of each other? Did Polisher Destiny murk Destiny Rest In Peace to take her place? Why doesn’t Cash want to talk to Marni? What did she do to piss off bitches like a potty? Why is the beat so fucking boring?

I haven’t touched on how the song sounds. It sounds the same. The whole song sounds like a trickle of consistent noise. The beat is boring as shit and remains boring as shit the whole run. I listened to the song a few times to really get a feel and kept forgetting it was on once I began to ignore the lyrics.

The one ounce of joy I derived from this song were the initial Genius annotations that were later replaced by people just desperately trying to make sense of this pile of wet sawdust by explaining the potty bar, and what a pager was. “UNC FREAKY” was a much better thing to read than exposition on why Jermaine Lamarr Cole immortalized some poor woman as Grippy, which was readily evident within context.

My Final Rating of Grippy

Lyrics: 2/10

One point awarded for the potty bar. I won’t explain myself. Another point awarded out of respect for Destiny Rest In Peace (peace be upon her, Amen)

Vocals: 5/10

Literally just so average. Nothing special and nothing terrible, and just not worth giving anything other than an average score.

Sound: 5/10

Once again just so infuriatingly bland. Absolutely nothing special about it whatsoever, for better or worse.

Overall Score

Averaging my numbers equals out to

But I will not tarnish my good name by rating this hot bowl of mac n cheeks so high, so it gets a

[gingko-three]

just finished the s4 of the bear. spoilers within ramblings thoughts below

first the good:

i felt that episodes 1 - 4 were really solid. it felt like a return to the pacing and quality of s1 and s2. i think the bear is at its best when it focus on the main kitchen crew and their stories. i loved especially the sydney focused episode written by ayo and lionel. it has the same vibe as previous episodes like the fishes or napkins, but it still furthered the plot as it helped explore and depict what was going on through sydney's head as she tries to decide whether to go with shapiro or stay at the bear. just really excellent writing there.

i love the question of why restaurants should be pursued. it's to make people happy, to take care of them, etc. the first couple of episodes did a really good job of emphasizing that - it's in line with sydney's motive of why she does it too. so this part of the season feels really cohesive

people did amazing predictions of the bare minimum trailers we got and they got it right that it was marcus who was called out as a chef. i also did like that people were looking at sydney before nat announced that it was marcus. i think that was such an interesting thing to put in the scene.

luca was such a breath of fresh air...just so calm and chill and encouraging. i hope he stays to stage forever. jess was also such a good addition - not because she's richie's love interest, but because she was so good in getting them have their shit together. it really feels like they're taking the best parts of all the places they've worked at before and putting it in the bear.

this season was also really funny. i found myself laughing at certain parts in the last episode, even though it was really really tense.

the bad:

i'm gonna be really transparent. yes, i ship sydcarmy, i do want them together. but i don't really mind either if they don't get together, especially if they really wanted platonic relationships on the show. romance is distracting, etc. etc. but it is really funny (read: not) that they would then put carmyclaire as a storyline for several seasons now. i just think they're really really boring, and if love is hard for carmy to accept, i think they really could have done it with platonic love you know.

did not like the random ass fucking plot of sydney's dad getting a heart attack. i also did not like that it was claire of all people comforting her. it's really random and while i can see why it would be easier to divulge your feelings to a stranger, i also feel like it could have been a good scene to use to explore how syd struggles with vulnerability around the people she calls her family. but instead it was just with claire and i feel like its only purpose was to make claire likeable and more prominent. but it just felt really flat for me.

the wedding episode was just. really fucking long for no reason. i'm a fan of episodes outside of the restaurant. i think character focused episodes are so good. but just. this just felt all over the place. i thought certain parts of it was interesting but that whole thing under the table was just...............not doing it for me. the francine and natalie beef was also not doing it for me. i don't know i found myself having to fast forward through a bunch of scenes because i just could not bear through it.

unsure how i feel:

the last episode. okay, i actually sat up and started feeling good again about the season once this episode got started. romantic or not, i felt like the conversation/fight between syd and carmy was just so interesting, so layered, and so meaty. like so many things that they had left festering were finally being unearthed. also i thought sydney trying to smoke for the first time was so funny. but the thing is, i'm really not sure how to feel about carmy taking himself out of the partnership. maybe i'm even kinda mad. you're gonna baby trap sydney with a restaurant and then you're gonna act like a dead beat dad about it???????/ i do think richie deserves a part of the ownership but also. i just finished the episode feeling like ??????????? i don't know how to feel.

the season overall. maybe it's just too fresh in my mind right now bc i just finished watching but it felt like a season that had high highs and low lows. some scenes moved me, some episodes reminded me why i love the bear. and yet, some other episodes just felt like it focused on the wrong thing or had pacing issues.

im excited to read everyone else's thoughts

[reneedraws06]

MY FIRST CHOSEN DRAWING! (that's digital anyway..)

Drawing notes

I am proud to say that the chosen has made a very positive impact on my life it allowed me to see jesus and in a whole new light

The chosen does a great job at showing me the humanity of christ this show does a great job showing jesus having a sense of humor and loving his mother

And also showing his sorrow but that's to be seen at a later time I just love the way they show him loving his mother and his disciples

A lot of people get so caught up in his divinity they forget he was a man too a man a bared the weight of all our sins that he understands all of feelings because he felt them as well

This drawing has the characters in their season one outfits featuring Jesus hugging Simon Peter in the finale of season 1

Now I not saying that every single thing that happens in the show is entirely scriptureally accurate but to quite honest with you what Movie/TV show is about the bible is..

It has its own added characters to give the show more life such as Barnaby and Shula and Tamar And they man at the well which they named Jesse who they written as the brother the Simon the zealot

But it does have quite a bit that is scriptureally accurate such as the healing of the paralytic Man The healing of the leopard walking on water Jesus wept healing of the man at the pool and so on and so forth

If you're someone who watches movies about the Bible about the New testament about Jesus and you're just not connecting with it I recommend you try the chosen it feels real it feels like something that happened in real life it doesn't feel like something that was just written by a random man or made up religion it feels really good to watch it and to see Jesus in a whole new light it for sure made me feel closer to him and like I was seeing things in a new way

Anyway I'm rambling a bit I just wanted to sure my thoughts on series and and how much it means to me

And as always til next time!

[itsjustbl0op]

Random TADC concept THEORY⁉️⁉️

Alright, so if we are to follow the theory that characters from the amazing digital circus are being sent there due to them playing a game or something like that. What if for some reason or someone Pomni is able to get out of the digital circus, and I can go back to the real world, which you feel like some sort of survivor guilt. Would it be like in Infinity Train in which she's gonna be trying to get her way back just like what Jesse did for Lake. In order to save others, if character growth actually happens for Pomni, then we would expect that compared to the first time where she just left Ragatha. And. That's it! She would this time actually care for these characters and want to bring them back to life or, like, back to the world they were. Thinking about it, this would throw us into another loop, and it's like. Things start all over again, and she's just caught in this infinitely, but who cares?

Ps sorry if some of these words don't sound right I was just rambling using speech to text and I have an accent. I did go back to change some things tho. But text to speech thought I was saying palm knee so that was funny.

[caelwynn]

I'm still physically wiped out and my head's too fuzzy to do 'real' writing/revisions on my story, but I'm just coherent enough that I want to chitter-chatter about my fic.

So in the course of working on Choices, one of the things I've spent an inordinate amount of time on is figuring out the 'cohorts' for the valleyfolk. What I mean by 'cohorts' are the groups of people who are in a similar age-range to one another and then further subdivided into 'natives' (aka 'people who grew up together in the valley') and 'transplants.' After all, one of the things I'm trying to accomplish is interweaving three large expansion mods with the base game and coming up with a cohesive whole, and that means knowing who from the various mods have known each other basically forever.

Under the cut, I break down who's in what cohort. I may or may not later flesh out my thinking about why I plopped certain people into certain groups, mostly because when I started to do so with this list, the post grew disgustingly (more) bloated. If I do, I'll probably do a separate post for each cohort. After all, this is the site for rambling about this sort of random stuff, right? 😅 (Edit: that's exactly how I spent my afternoon. You can find my thoughts on each cohort here: Gen 1, Gen 2, Gen 3, Gen 4, Gen 5.)

If you squint just right, these could be considered spoilers for SVE/Ridgeside/East Scarp.

I divided the population of the valley into five different cohorts/generations. Ages are based on how old they are/would be during the course of Choices. They are also in order of eldest down to youngest. I have actual ages recorded for most of the characters, but it cluttered up this list waaay too much.

(OG) - Base Game, (SVE) - Stardew Valley Expanded, (R) - Ridgeside, (ES) - East Scarp

Gen 1 (Aged 60+) Natives

Maive (R)

Richard (R)

Gil (OG)

Evelyn (OG)

Linus (OG)

Willy (OG)

Lenny (R)

Gen 1 (Aged 60+) Transplants

George (OG)

Mr. Aguar (R)

Sonny (R)

Mrs. Olsen (Emily and Haley's mother) (OG-ish)

Lola (R)

Freddie (R)

Gen 2 (Ages 40-60) Natives

(56-60)

Lewis (OG)

Vivienne (ES)

Jessie (ES)

Mr. Olsen (Emily and Haley's father) (OG-ish)

Lily-Anne (ES)

Ezekiel (R)

Clement (ES)

(50-55)

Helen (R)

Marlon (OG)

Daisy (Adventurer's Guild Expanded)

Mark (ES) (Sterling's father, unnamed in mod)

Jess (ES) (Henry's father, unnamed in mod)

Pierre (OG)

Alecto (Stand Alone)

Robin (OG)

(46-50)

Marnie (OG)

Gunther (OG)

Susan (SVE)

Kimpoi (R)

(40-45)

Kent (OG)

Bert (R)

Olga (R)

Lorenzo (R)

Caroline (OG)

Gen 2 (Ages 40-60) Transplants

(56-60)

Rasmodius (OG)

Carmen (R)

(51-55)

Pam (OG)

Andy (SVE)

Jodi (OG)

Demetrius (OG)

(46-50)

Olivia (SVE)

Pika (R)

Malaya (R)

(40-45)

Naomi (R)

Gen 3 (Ages 25-39) Natives

(31-36)

Tristan (ES)

Clint (OG)

Shane (OG)

Henry (ES)

Sterling (ES)

Mona (OG/ES?)

Jacob [He turns 31 during the fic] (ES)

(25-30)

Mateo (ES)

Jasper (ES)

Kenneth (R)

Emily (OG)

Sandy (OG)

Anton (R)

Maria (R)

Paula (R)

Gloria (ES)

Zayne (R)

Kiarra (R)

Sophia (SVE)

Gen 3 (Ages 25-39) Transplants

(31-39)

Harvey (OG)

Shanice (R)

Callie

Mia (ES)

Elliott (OG)

Leah (OG)

Bryle (R)

(25-30)

Philip (R)

June (R)

Kataryna (ES)

Jeric (R)

Aideen (ES)

Rosa (ES)

Flor (R)

Irene (R)

Gen 4 (Ages 18-24) Natives

Penny (OG)

Sebastian (OG)

Alissa (R)

Abigail (OG)

Shiro (R)

Corine (R)

Sam (OG)

Ysabelle (R)

Alex (OG)

Haley (OG)

Lexi (ES)

Blair (R)

Gen 4 (Ages 18-24) Transplants

Victor (SVE)

Maddie (R)

Faye (R)

Juliet (ES)

Sean (R)

Gen 5 (Ages 5-17)

Maru (OG)

Oliver (ES)

Ariah (R)

Trinnie (R)

Keahi (R)

Eloise (ES)

Louie (R)

Vincent (OG)

Jas (OG)

Yuuma (R)

Lavril (ES)

Gen 5 (Haven't decided ages yet)

Leo (OG)

Morgan (SVE)

Bliss (R)

Pipo (R)

Undreya (R)

Yeah, I know there are characters missing (especially from East Scarp, as I have difficulty keeping track of all the individual NPC mods, and SVE), but there it is. I wonder if this is actually interesting to anyone other than me. Oh well. 😅