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bakerolivia · 5 months

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"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 year

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#When You Find Out Your Faves Have Kissed For The First Time

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sculien · 1 year

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New Girl - 3.02

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tangerinesunbeam · 1 year

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PERFECT IT’S PERFECT

#i literally read it exactly in schmidt’s voice #so utterly and completely perfect it made me scream #new girl #succession #s #also someone in the comments on twitter said that this is actually schmidt talking to cece #bc it’s jess that’s brought the bag #and like…..correct

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peetapiepita · 11 months

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Josh coming back to take over teenage girls' world again and again.

Saw a comment like "Josh Hutcherson is the real Pennywise, he comes back every few years and then goes back to hiding in the dark."

It had me snorting. Lmao.

It would've been even funnier if Universal wasn't being such a dumbass and had promoted FNaF and given it a proper theatrical release. It had the potential to break several records set by It. Josh could've beaten Pennywise himself.

#josh hutcherson #bridge to terabithia #jesse aarons #journey to the center of the earth #sean anderson #the hunger games renaissance #peeta mellark #fnaf movie #fnaf #mike schmidt #it 2017 #pennywise

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nickismyspiritanimal · 1 year

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homoerotic sitcom friendships

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clownmitts · 1 year

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Apartment 4D

(honestly who is gonna even see this, does new girl even have a fandom and fanarts??)

#got the new girl brainrot a few months ago and I know 15 year old me would be thrilled to see this so this one is for you; old me #new girl #jessica day #nick miller #Schmidt #winston bishop #cece #jess #sitcom #apartment 4d #nick x jess #ness #cece x schmidt

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reallyunluckyrunaway · 3 months

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Only the cultured know... 🧐

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j1992hutch · 2 months

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i did a headcanon generator for josh characters and heres some very canon ones!!(trust)

#jesse aarons #bridge to terabithia #billy burn #burn #burn 2019 #headcanon #mike schmidt #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #josh futturman #future man #peeta mellark #the hunger games #clapton davis #detention #detention 2011

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bankofwildflowers · 10 months

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Every day I look up for a few minutes and thank God or whoever else is out there, that the writers of Brooklyn Nine Nine never ever ever added a cheating plot line to any character. Didn't even make them think any such thing. Thank fuck. You can sing piña colada over a corpse but by God you WILL be madly in love with your partner

(Context: watching New girl. This is I think the third sitcom where they've put in a cheating plotline for NO REASON. )

#i hate this plotline #am halfway through new girl #schmidt doesnt deserve this #like he pined after cece for so long and now ur telling me hes just double timing two women with no regard to their feelings #and then has the audacity to blame jess and nick #i miss the schmidt who was the mother hen and the listener and the always-put-together control freak #new girl #schmidt #jess day #winston bishop #cece parekh #nick miller #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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bakerolivia · 2 years

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