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Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.

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hi guys. I'm evil.

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Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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They carry their pups on their chests and form rafts to stay safe and warm as they drift together on chilly, choppy waters. 🦦

We love all the adorable and unique ways southern sea otters rely on each other to stay afloat.

Like otters, love and community keep us afloat too—today and every day. Whether it’s your otter half or that group chat with the weird name, share this post with the pawsome people who buoy your spirits!

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theres this gold you can only look at but never grab and it shows up on top of waves when the sun hits the water and you can try picking it up gathering it in your hands but it dies without water just disappears but if you look at it without trying to make it worth something to someone else well then. youll see after a while why its so priceless.

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the five shtayges of grief

denial: …but can i still join the school newspaper?

anger: what the fuck do you mean you’re valuing my life over claire’s?? are you fucking insane???? we are not speaking anymore. this is so unfair

bargaining: oh god oh fuck these people would have died/been hurt if i wasn’t there. i need to be taking this more seriously, don’t i. god fine okay if nothing else just so i can sleep at night

depression: okay yeah sure whatever i’ll give my life for this. if i’m destined for whatever the fuck, that means i can take some hits, right? if i was made for a purpose then shouldn’t i risk my life for the people who actually get to live their own lives? who cares if i get hurt?

acceptance: oh, that’s who.

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i think shamsiel could enjoy the humble tamagotchi

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NEW DON THEORY his full name is donald and we’re all overthinking it

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Jen Caywood (based Bellingham, WA, USA) - The End, 2021, Paintings: Digital Art

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i want to study at fremont county community college

i would help my hallmates dissect birds and dress their wounds after a werewolf attack. i’ll have almond joys every day that’s worth one dollar. i would go dance at the hub every night. i am also more likely to meet Dean Mackenzie, Anna Baker, and Shamsiel.

i wish i was washingtonian :(

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have you ever thought about how the only two characters in the frontverse who canonically have glasses are shamsiel and don

NEW THEORY: angels wear glasses <=> glasses wearers are angels

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED for any future characters who wear glasses. They may be an Angle

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An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

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fremont county

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i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

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don “not seeing himself as anything other than human” is so heartbreaking genuinely

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The only emotional spectrum I can relate to