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i think george costanza is a trans man
#seinfield#george costanza#jerry seinfield#idk there’s just something abt his relationship w his own masculinity#and sexuality!#that just adds so much depth to his character
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.💖. Two ants in love (I ran out of things to say)
buzz lightbee x jerry seinfield yaoi
#jreg#antopia#buzz lightbee#jerry seinfield#centricide 7#i cant believe i remembered their names#did you know i wrote the summary of antopia for the jreg fandom wiki#i didnt finish it cus my antopia hyperfix ended before i could#L + ratio
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You're a red flag.
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‘Unfrosted’ Review: Seinfeld Surprises On His Funny And Enjoyable Directorial Debut
I feel like from all of the films I’ve seen this year, most of them were disappointments, films where I had really high expectation and they ended up not being half as good as I wanted it to be. Unfrosted fits the opposite side, it’s a film that I had 0 expectations for and it ended up being such a pleasant surprise. After how terrible Pain Hustlers was, I don’t know what to expect from another…
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#is it worth a watch#Jerry Seinfield#Melissa McCarthy#movie#Netflix#Review#reviews#Unfrosted#what to watch
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knowing that will arnett knows seinfield who knows george stephanopoulos who met pstein in 2010 at a party for andrew really sucks ass
#george stephanopolous#jerry seinfield#not saying jerrys or othr is guilty it just sucks how much that guy knows so many people
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BES x Seinfeld Screenshot part2
#selftaughtartist#fanart#digitalart#anime#mizu blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai#bes#netflix#abijah fowler#heiji shindo#seinfield#jerry seinfeld
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tbh both times I was stung by a wasp it was because I sat on the damn thing which is frankly my own fault
#wasnt expecting to find a woman in my bed what can i say#...do you think her name was jerry seinfield?#anyways#(the 1st time was when i was a kid and we were camping and i was eating some cake and a wasp came up like oh um hi can i have some)#(but i didnt see her. sorry ma'am)
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#seinfield#ai#october#jerry seinfeld#dark#mysterious#mysterious seinfield#a day in my life#october 15th#foggy aesthetic
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whats up with seinfield s5ep13 the dinner party
#it feels like improv? or something?#the bits are very separated from the plot or not related to anything and the product placement with pepsi and goretex feels weird??#yes i am watching seinfield what of it#this ones so weird idk why it feels so different to the other episodes#and what was that bit with elaine saying 'whats your name again' to jerry? it had nothing to do with anything??#i had to google if this is like improvised but i didnt immediately find anything at least#feels weirddd man#hoping for some random seinfeld enthusiast here to have the essay answer locked and loaded this is rly bugging me#my post#why are they all so angry and yelling.... why is this not cohesive at all....#is there a random guest writer for a single episode over halfway into the season???
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#always kramer mferrr#seinfeld#cosmo kramer#george costanza#jerry seinfeld#elaine benes#I cannot believe that Kramer doesn't have more so many of you are just as unhinged as him#including myself <3#one hour till it ends I didn't realize how George all of ya'll are lmaooo
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Gothic Literature Seinfield. Elaine goes on a date with a vampire and is offended he won't suck her blood. George makes himself a second identity to get twice as many free samples from the food fair. Jerry gets into painting but all his paintings come out cursed. Kramer hears that there might be human remains hidden in his apartment walls and gets scared.
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*jerry seinfield voice* i just kept pissing!
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i've been in a funk so my dad told me to watch this library scene for a laugh and ... man what are the odds of it being similar to this bojack scene
#also both jerry/bojack are creepers but thats neithere here or there#seinfield#bojack horseman#just the fact that both scenes are so similar and the librarian and seal are both making big deals out of nothing
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"what is the deal with society?" – jerry seinfield if he were the joker
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i've started seinfield. this shit kinda funny actually. jerry's an idiot. he looks like the straightest queer alive
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if i could write an episode of seinfield i would come up with some reason for jerry and george to need to inspect a corpse in a morgue, and i would get a real corpse somehow, and george is like patting down the corpse, and everything is going fun but then, completely unbeknownst to the teo actors, kramer walks in doing his usual kind of bit but george costanza is surprised and he mobes too quickly and the corpse us damaged, a gash or tear appeares on it, and id lock them in there and wait to see how long it takes for them to devour the corpse
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