#jerbears

[drhotpenis]

Uhhh... Rick? I'm not even sure if you're my Rick at this point- But don't you think that getting involved in the Anti-Morty thing is a little... dangerous? Even for you? ( @jsmith1912 )

Awww, Jer, you worried about me? That's cute.

I'm ffinee, totally under control over here. But thanks for your expert opinion. How about you go check on someone else. I see a couple new morts have cropped up, maybe see if they need your coddling?

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

nfb is reminding me how much i adore the trope of taking a SUPER opinionated character who is very rigid in their sense of morality and then forcefully making them the exact opposite of all of their values. they don't even need to be good and turn evil or be evil and turn good they just need to lose their values. with more bonus points equal to the more powerful they are

[otto-serena]

Otto and Hall Family Tree

made this cause i was bored

[jerrylevitch]

"If you smile through your fear and sorrow

Smile, and maybe tomorrow

You'll see the sun come shining through for you."

Happy 97th Birthday Jerome Joseph Levitch (Jerry Lewis)!!!!

(March 16, 1926 - ∞)

[vampycore-cai]

Explaining your personal fnaf lore to college classmates is a different breed of insane. Micheal has a boyfriend and they met in a nightclub so he didn't know he was a decrepit corpse, love ensues

[make-a-little-mischief]

Jerry on The Soupy Sales Show as dialogued by me:

SS: "Oh hey, Jer. Whatcha got there?"

J: "Oh well it's my cage and there's somethin' - or I should say someone very special inside..."

J: "It's my dead pet fish, Albert. I thought I'd bring him out to say hello to all you nice people. He's not much for conversation, and he doesn't have much of a personality...or a pulse...but he's a real swell fish."

SS: "Gee Jer, that sure is fascinating..."

J: "You really like him? I was a little noivous about bringing him out here. A lot of the time people aren't too fond of Albert, what with him being a dead fish and all."

SS: "Why sure! We loved Albert! I think the fact that people aren't friendly to him is a shame - it stinks almost as much as Albert does!"

*boisterous Jerry laugh* "HAHAHAHA! Stinks! That's a good one!"

SS: "Well, say Jer! Before you go we'd like to give you the traditional Soupy Sales Show farewell!"

J: "Ohhh-ho-hooo...is that right?"

SS: "Haha! Yes! That fella over yonder's gonna show ya how we do a goodbye here. He's sorta funny lookin ain't he?"

J: "Alright! I'm ready! From myself and my dead pet fish Albert - FARE THEE WEEEELLLL!!!"

SPLAT

J: "Oh...my...so that's the Soupy Sales Show special goodbye...just for me...well...don't I just feel like the belle of the ball."

SS (off camera): "Jer? Ya alright there?"

J: "Oh yeah. I just need a moment...that was such a goodbye, I've never been goodbyed like that in my life, have you ever seen such a goodbye? I mean me either cus I got stuff in my eye but WOW! Yeah, good-BYE! Knocked my coat right off me too! That guy's got some arm, he should play with the Mets!"

Person off camera: "Hey Jer! That was a real riot!"

J: "Whaa?? I can't quite hear ya I got goodbye in my ears!"

Person: "I say, THAT WAS A REAL RIOT!!"

J: "The bus has a flat tire?! That's too bad, guess you'll be late for mahjong..."

Person: "No-"

J: "Oh! The hat made me look like a pilot? I ain't wearin' a hat..."

Person: "No! Jer-"

J: "Oh wait I hear ya! You're sayin' your dad bought a teal parrot! Like a new pet? Well god bless him, we'll have to set up a play date with Albert..."

Person: *inconsolable laughter and face palming*

J: "Ohhhh" *Jerry giggle* "You want I should be quiet?"

J: "Hey you got a big growth on your face, looks kinda like a camera, you might wanna get that looked at..."

Person: "It is a camera Jer! Smile!"

J: "I dunno...I'm in the middle of reading Albert his bedtime story and it just got to a serious part..."

Person: "Well what if we got someone else in the picture too?"

J: "Ohhh? Who's this someone else?"

Person: "Okay that's closer to a smile but not quite what we were going for..."

SS: "This is what you called me over here for? Jer, what is it? Are you upset about the goodbye?! Can you believe this crazy little fella?"

J: *dog noises*

Person: "Down boy! Let the tie go! Okay this isn't working let's get someone else..."

Person: "Much better! That's a real nice smile Jer!"

J: "Ya don't say? You really like my smile? I thought you just wanted to bug me while I was readin' to Albert but you like me you like me! That's sweet of ya!"

Person: "We're all kinda sweet on you Jer! We don't just like you, we LOVE you buddy! Hey, why don't we try another with Soupy now..."

Person (and all of us who love Jer and his smile): "Poifect."

❤️

[rainbow-sparks]

woah Jemry :00

pose (1st image): [video]

[puppygirlclick]

@hippiejunk

FPS

first person sippy

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

i think there is no cool or endearing or incredibly self confident character that can not be made at LEAST 50% cooler by making them a virgin

[puppygirlclick]

@hippiejunk

(guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

[peach-perfumez]

jeremy voice I dont have anxiety i only worry about something bad happening to me or my loved ones most of the time!

[curseofbreadbear]

i am tapping into my inner jeremy f.itzgerald today

[crazyapprehension]

Vertex Wrestler JerBear gives BearTamer a stinkface

Found on BearTamers watchfighters

[buried-sixfeet-under]

"It is an issue." Jeremiah said voice, his voice boarding between firm and a snap, although he seemed to hold back a bit in the presence of Madison, not wanting to reveal too much of his true colors in front of someone new, he needed the people to like him, to respect him, to follow him, "or would you prefer to wait until things get worse?" The old Otto scoffed and shook his head, taking a moment before pausing watching the interaction between his youngest son and the newcomer, god forbid she knew of Troy's experiments, Jeremiah sighed internally, another mess of Troy's he would have to clean up.

"We should send a party to the crash-sight." Jake said glancing between his father and his brother, "where the helicopter went down, there might be evidence about what happened there. I set the helicopter down safely, its a bit banged up, but we can fix it most likely." He glanced at his father and then his brother, knowing more likely then not the two would have to agree.

"Alright." Jeremiah nodded with a breath, looking at his youngest then, "contact McCarthy first, he might be closer to the crash sight, see if he'll send a group out." He looked at Troy again, "that should give the men enough time to recover." Jeremiah held Troy's gaze, waiting for the challenge, he would stamp it out, "since you say you can't head to the compound for 3 weeks at the least." He hissed, "we need to take that back as soon as possible. You need to clean up your mess." Jeremiah wanted to rub in what a loss the depot was.

"It wasn't Troy's fault, " Lyn finally spoke up, she was sat in a chair to Troy's left. Alright she promised Troy she wouldn't say anything, but she had to. It seemed both Ottos were blaming him for shit that wasn't his fault. If anything Troy was the reason they had gotten out of the compound. Lyn paused for a moment and glanced around as the group looked at her.

"The compound isn't going anywhere. The dead own it." She shrugged, "it's as safe as it ever was now. We can worry about that later."

"We?" Jeremiah asked, the word falling from his lips like an accusation, "what exactly do you have to worry about in this? You've been nothing but a freeloader here since the death of your parents." He chuckled and shook his head.

Laurel's gaze hardened on Jeremiah as she stared at the Otto, her hands gripping the arms of the chair she sat in so tightly her knuckles were turning white, but she stayed quiet, she held her tongue and swallowed the rage crawling up her throat. She promised Troy she wouldn't do anything stupid.

"Dad," Jake began but Jeremiah cut him off with a glare.

"Look, maybe there is a reason we've been losing men." Jeremiah said staring at Lyn, it made his blood boil that the woman just glared back at him, he didn't think she was worth much, but he still demanded respect from her, and she wasn't bowing. Then the Otto's eyes turned towards Troy, "maybe someone is getting distracted." He said pointedly glaring at his son.

Troy doubted Jake's words, he was an idiot, but again, he had some of his men with them on that plane, so he would need to verify that story "no offense Jakey, but you rarely left the ranch, I need to check with the militia before declaring it an issue" he said, meaning to piss off both of his family members.

"They shot your husband, so they are the enemy, that's all you need to know" he told Madison firmly, he was not about to tell a stranger all of their secrets, all he could think of is something going wrong in the farm and Madison running to their enemy, taking advantage of their weaknesses and rallying them against the already disliked bunch, he didn't like that woman, he thought of her to be more dangerous than she allowed herself to be, this whole... grieving, seemed like an act to him rather than a genuine feelings.

He listened to Jeremiah's orders, or suggestions, he wanted to bring how Jake was the leader of that failed mission and how he failed every aspect, they lost soldiers as well as lost resources "I can't send my men out there just yet, they need time to rest and assess the damage, we lost plenty of good soldiers, so we need to recruit and train, I say we can leave in three weeks or a month" he sighed, glaring at his brother.

He returned his attention back to his father "I can send a small party to investigate by tomorrow about the Nation if the story verifies though" he hoped his father would take the win, the militia was damaged severely, they needed to recover and he needed to recruit more people, a task that was so easy before Jake's stupidity, now everyone would be too terrified to join "if that's all, can we get on with our lives?" he said at last, glancing at Lyn.

[hypernova-writes]

Kinktober Day 9

[Phone Sex - Scout][Modern Au]

“fuck yea..moan just like that baby..fuck i need you so fuckin’ bad..”

“Heya Babe..”

“Hi Baby, How’s the visit going?..”

You could hear the loudness in the background, followed by Scout trying to avoid telling his brothers who he was on the phone with.

“.Ah..It’s goin’..it’s’ surely goin’..”

“Aww but you’re seeing your family!”

Scout sighs on the other end. “Yea I would’ve preferred you came wit’ me. Ma has been askin’ bout ya nonstop..” You could hear him walkin’ then a door close, drowning out the sound.

“..’m in my room now..damn, I don’t wanna sleep alone..I’ve gotten so used to your cute ass bein’ next to me..”

You giggle and lay back on your bed at the base, “Jerbear..It’s only for 2 nights..then you’ll be back.”

“Yea..I’ll be back in ya arms..feelin’ up on your body..fuck..man..it would’ve been hot as fuck to pound you into this mattress…watch you struggle to keep quiet…” Scout chuckles before he groans.

“Fuck I just made myself hard..” He then notices you had switched to video call, and his eyes widened. Because now you were showing yourself, that glorious pussy that he would have to go three days without.

“Holy fuck..you’ve only gotten that wet from me talkin’ huh?…”

“Shush you know what you do to me…?”

“Mhm..yea i know..and i wish i was there right now, you’d be breathless already.”

You lay back, giving Scout a full view in the camera, your fingers go to circle your clit, Scout and as he props his camera, shimming his pants down just enough for his cock to spring free.

He starts to slowly pump his cock, soft moans dropping from his lips. “God..fuck I miss you..wish you were suckin’ me off right now..my hand isn’t enough babes.” Scout groans as he pumps his cock to match your rhythm that you had.

Nothing was said for a while, just the mutual moans coming from the two of you. You had begun to finger yourself, only making Scout twitch in pure agony, wishing that was his hand instead.

“N-Ngh..baby god i want you so bad…you ain’t walkin’ for days when I get back, you ain’t gon’ think about nothin’ but my dick, I’m stuffin’ you til’ you can’t take it..”

His words sent shivers down your spine and you whine, arching your back, you were close and so was Scout.

“Jeremy! Honey! Dinner is ready!”

You hear Scout jump and shout in fear, not expecting his mom to pop in like she did. His phone fell, and while you did finish, she covered your mouth, knowing he had you on speaker.

“Ma! Come on, you should’ve knocked!”

“Sorry Darling! Didn’t mean to interrupt your special time with my future daughter in law~”

“MA!”

You giggle softly as his phone suddenly hangs up, you chuckle as you decided to go ahead and get yourself ready for bed when you received a text from Scout.

From Jerbear: We’re picking up where we left off when I finish dinner. Keep that pussy wet for me baby.

[remidyal]

"One of the dumbest, funniest things"

Murph in his interview claims that one of the dumbest, funniest things in dimension 20 history happens in junior year.

(I probably didn't forget but I can only do so many options)