#jellys

[stuck-in-jelly]

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[heartnosekid]

the venus girdle (cestum veneris) | aquatilis_expedition on ig

[wishing-well-art]

Queen Jellie's successors!!!!

[owlygem]

Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

[m00njelly2]

My pjs last night, only a crop top 🪼

(Telegram saw it first)

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

[mail-me-a-snail]

engie teaches pyro a thang or two about cars

(original audio from a tiktok by taylormx5)

[80calstrawberries]

€Ds are so embarrassing because you mean I have nothing else going on in my life as important as having the lowest number possible on the scale.

Like damn bitch maybe get a life or something

[marsh-e-mellow]

the aquarium is fun

[pastel-clown-friends]

Katy Bee, Mr. Finnegan, you had a great mentor.

THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH!!!!!!

[stuck-in-jelly]

Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on

Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!

[etherealspacejelly]

i wish the star trek medical instruments were real i would love to sit on a bed that shows my doctor how much pain im in and then they scan me with a little blinky device that makes a funny noise and know exactly whats wrong with me and then give me a pill that makes me regrow a kidney or whatever the fuck

[darkaviarymc]

Scar is such a tremendously talented person and deserves nothing but love!

[dissociativejelly]

psa for cane, crutch, and wheelchair users getting top surgery:

you will not be able to exert much effort with your arms. self supporting with a cane or crutch or self propelling in your wheelchair is inadvisable.

make sure you have a support person to help you, or be prepared to be using your legs more if you are able.