#jedi quotes

[bisexualvader]

[magicandmundane]

*after Mon Mothma’s briefing*

Wedge: Hey, Luke! So where’ve you been?

Luke: Yeah, so I went back to Tatooine to break Han’s ass out of Jabba’s Palace. I had to fight a rancor first, though. Luckily, I killed it before—

Omega, on the other side of the room: YOU KILLED MOOCHI?!

[rex-meshla]

SWTCW | S7.E4 Unfinished Business

— This has to be one of the most iconic scenes of TCW

[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

[hayden-christensen]

STAR WARS WEEK 2024 DAY 4: I HAVE SPOKEN - FAVOURITE QUOTE

— Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith Novelisation

[illuminatedquill]

“Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It's easy to understand why people do bad things. It's like ‘Yeah, okay, you're selfish and scared and cruel, I get it.’ Being good is complex and beautiful and hard.”

- Brennan Lee Mulligan

[bilbo-fettt]

Qui-Gon wrote this from beyond the grave..

I’m tired of all the Anakin hate lmao I’m gentle parenting him I’m giving him a juice box after a very deserved time out and nap combo he needs this someone just put him in the naughty corner and maybe he’ll calm the fuck down Rex could do it

[rebekadjarin]

Obi-Wan: They should have checked in hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.

Anakin: Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol.

Meanwhile:

[david-talks-sw]

"In truth, Ahsoka really [cares about the clone troopers]."

"I think the Jedi did care about the clone troopers. And, you know, it's that compassion, which really is at the base-- y'know, [the] fundamental need, of being a Jedi, is they care about other people, even at the expense of themselves. They put themselves at risk for others."

"And... it's hard."

"I think especially as younger Jedi were pressed into service, in a conflict this big, it was hard for them. They were challenged by these emotions and these feelings of responsibility and regret and guilt... and it's kinda what Palpatine wants."

"To pressure all of these good people into a compromised position where they're fighting a war... and where people are dying and where they're having to make choices when people live and die."

"It's very hard. As Qui Gon says, it's a hard life to be a Jedi... it's a challenge."

- Dave Filoni, Ahsoka, S01E05, director's commentary, 2024

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Star Wars Legends + text posts (part 4/?)

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.

BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)

Cal, tearing up: Okay

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Quinlan: *getting arrested by Commander Fox* Handcuffs? A little kinky for a first date Commander.

Fox: This is serious Vos, you´ve been accused of poisoning the chancelor. Now, turn around and on your knees.

Quinlan: You don´t have to tell me twice Commander.

Fox: *sighs*

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

[lieutenant-teach]

The Jedi Temple. Nice warm night. Under Ayala Secura’s window.

A group of several troopers from different battalions, Padawans and older younglings. All play musical instruments borrowed\stolen from Mace Windu’s theatre club. The frontman is Bly, singing a love song composed especially for Ayala. Lyrics are sappy, but sweet nonetheless.

Wolffe is recording everything while facepalming.

Several late-nighters, both clones and Jedi, who were wandering through the territory, are cheering the band.

Yoda is nearby, swaying a bit to the music, leaning on his stick. He’s smiling.

Ayala is hanging out of her window, waving her handkerchief in style of Earth’s medieval ladies.

Those who are woken up by the noise, cannot feel upset much (only a bit disgruntled) and cannot help but smile sweetly to the scene.

The song ends, and Ayala Force-jumps out of the window into Bly’s waiting arms. They kiss passionately while the audience cheers.

Obi-Wan, leaning into Cody’s shoulder, with an exaggeratedly enamored voice: Darling, why don’t you ever sing a song for me?

Cody, sighing: Have you not heard me singing in the shower?

[padawansuggest]

JediTok

Plo: that moment when your commander gives you such cuteness aggression that just just have to- !!!!!! *puts his whole hand on Wolffe’s face and shakes it a little*

Wolffe: ??? *yawns and cuddles into him for a nap* okay?

Plo: *sobbing* oh my god

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Where are you going?

Anakin: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.