#jeans not stupid
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ninyard · 3 months ago
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I think Jean would be a PR nightmare bc he just does not know how to imitate a normal person, much less a PR-approved version of one. He knows vaguely that he shouldn’t say things about the Moriyamas, but he’s just so scrambled on what a non-cult exy team is like and has no way of filtering out what is not an insane thing to say
YOURE RIGHT. His PR training is just "be vague and not specific" because they can't control his specific answer from not being absolutely insane to anyone outside of the Ravens. He also definitely uses the "nobody has heard Jean speaking English" to his advantage and even when he understands a question he intentionally pretends to misunderstand them
"How many hours of training went into this win?" "A normal amount." "Roughly?" "Not at all. The Trojans are gentle."
"Can you tell us more about your transition to USC?" "Yes." [awkward silence] "Okay, will you tell us more, then?" "No, thank you."
"Did the Ravens really have you on 16 hour days?" "I don't understand this question. My days are 24 hours long like the rest of you."
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kazodus · 5 months ago
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came to me in a dream
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notacluedo · 8 months ago
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barkbark sleep paralysis demon
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bread-blogs · 4 months ago
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First we got Scott whispering to Logan, "Don't you dare break her heart. Be the best at what you do. Heal."
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Then we got, "She can't say it. But I can... I love you, Logan. Stay with me."
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Can y’all be NORMAL about this man?
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blondie-drawings · 9 months ago
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do NOT watch star trek. you'll get a disease where you see any post and think oooh i can make this about star trek :3 no you CANT!!!
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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 days ago
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Merry christmas everyone <- 3AM, December 26th
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cowboymoonking · 9 months ago
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he needs therapy more than I do and that’s saying smthn
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catlaila · 7 months ago
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jean finally gets fed up with barkbark and brings a cardboard cutout of a cat to the apartment. checkmate fucker
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peachducy · 5 months ago
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azran legacy spoilers
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tokkosoap · 7 months ago
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Why have a love corner when you could just make them poly(because yes- jean, scott and Logan in canon is a love corner not a triangle oh my god how many times does it have to be said)
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blended-ice · 13 days ago
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Holy shit team the Eric Cartman drip for baby JJ was intentional?
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swedenis-h · 4 months ago
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Riiighhtt right and I was like- 👁️👁️
Here are the poses together cus it made me giggle hehe
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chilledstrawberrysoda · 7 months ago
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Kevin Day isn't actually a coward, Neil and Andrew just have very different ideas of what it means to be brave. Kevin is a survivor. He spent most of his formative years walking a middle ground of being useful but not so much that he showed riko up. He had every reason to be afraid of riko. He was the only one that truly understood what riko was capable of aside from Jean. Neil and Andrew are fighters, they are all or nothing types, they don't understand how someone could walk a middle ground just for something that resembles safety when they fought so hard to not give in to threats until it threatened someone they care about and almost killed themselves in the process. Kevin didn't even know he was ALLOWED to fight back because that was never an option. Leaving the only life he's ever known was so much braver than anyone gives him credit for. It isn't until he has something to fight for and is given permission (not just by the moriyama's and Neil but by himself) to be his own person for the first time that he is able to defy his abusers.
It's not cowardly to do what you can to stay safe. Not everyone has Andrew and Neil's blatant disregard for their own personal safety. Being afraid of pain and death is perfectly reasonable.
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ninyard · 7 months ago
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I imagine Cat and Laila forcing Jean to create a twitter account and then he’s like ??? about how it works like a lil 19 yo boomer he is
wait this is so funny to imagine him being literally clueless as to how social media works
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nannerfly · 1 month ago
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sorry I just got so caught up in the music………………
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ixorahh · 2 months ago
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this is basically what post-seine valvert is right
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