#jealousy is not sexy

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm just gonna lay down here while you guys build, you know? I'm gonna- just gonna enjoy the moment, you know, it's such a good view here.

Tubbo: Lemme just- oh wait wait wait, lay down, lay down, lay down, lay down, lay down.

Pac: I'm gonna... ok?

Tubbo: Just- just lay down... [Las Casualonas dances on him] This is for you, this is for you, king.

Fit: [Immediately pulls out his potato cannon and shoots Tubbo]

Pac: [Laughs] Fit, you seeing this- [Laughs as Tubbo gets shot and set on fire]

Fit: [Still shooting Tubbo] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: OW OW OW, you're gonna kill me, I only have 10 hearts!

Fit: [Still shooting Tubbo] Misfire, misfire, misfire!

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Tubbo: Fit, I'm so close to death-

Fit: I'm so sorry- oh Tubbo I'm so sorry [Hitting Tubbo with his scythe]

Pac: Oh my god, Fit!

[Tubbo dies]

Pac: FIT! Oh my god, the misclick...

Fit: I don't know what- it was a misclick!

Pac: Oh Fit, your keyboard is broken, right? Remember?

Fit: Yeah, it was a misclick, Pac, you saw it, you witnessed it, yeah.

Pac: Oh my god, it's the first time he has been like- oh probably not the first time, you see the skeleton right here? Right there?

Fit: [Laughs]

Pac: [Laughs] Fit, are you doing this every day? Are you killing Tubbo every day?

Fit: No I- this was my [embarrassed] first time killing him.... No, it was just-

Pac: ARE YOU SURE? Then who killed-

Fit: I don't know where the other dead body came from!

Pac: [Laughing] Oh my god...

Tubbo: I didn't peg you as the jealous type, FitMC.

Fit: I'm sorry, I just- it was a misclick- a misfire-

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart

The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

[cuck-fantasies-ai]

[bethanydelleman]

How do you think the Austen men would rank based on how prone to jealousy they are ? Choose whoever you want among the men 😊

Unwarranted jealousy isn't sexy, it's scary. It's a hallmark of abuse. None of that would be my preference and my expectation for Jane Austen's heroes.

No man is (should be) offended by another man’s admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment. - Henry Tilney, Northanger Abbey

[searenbound]

You’re friends think you’re too trusting when they see Bakugou talking to his ex. They were pretty serious before they broke up and he was pretty heartbroken, they don’t know how you could so calmly watch her getting too touchy and not have suspicions.

“Oh, you think I’d let him survive if I thought he was cheating? I’m not so naive, just watch him. He’s about to snap”

And he does, brushing her advance off and snarling at her attempts to ruin his life again before huffing and puffing his way back to you. Where you have his favorite drink in hand and plenty of kisses for him to steal.

[rottengurlz]

"And then I get sick and throw up and there's another memory that gets stuck // inside the walls of my skull waiting for its turn to talk"

[xiphiaarts]

Man I might jus be vanilla

[chronicowboy]

fuck it friday!

in honour of my penultimate exam being done and having a week off to study for my last one (which i will undoubtedly use to write more of this fic instead of studying) have the opening paragraphs of my angsty season 7 divorce era fic with zero context 🤭

Eddie has never been the most observant guy in the world, but he's good at noticing patterns when it comes to Buck. Good at noticing things period when it comes to Buck. Everyone tends to think Buck is erratic—but then again people also seem to think Eddie is observant when all he is is a paranoid army vet— unpredictable and impulsive, but Buck's impulses are about as predictable to Eddie as general sweeping statements are to psychics. So, he notices things. Patterns.

Like the old men that always seem to give Buck some lifechanging advice before dying on him.

Or the spectacularly bad decisions Buck seems to make once a year because he thinks its the right thing to do: whether to save his sister from her psycho ex, or to get his job back, or to save the last victim in a sanitizer warehouse, or to punish himself—at least Eddie assumes that was the year-long relationship with Taylor Kelly was about, but he may be biased in that regard—or even just to help out an old friend no matter the cost to himself.

Then, there's the glaringly obvious pattern of Buck's girlfriends that is such a blindingly bright red flag Eddie doesn't quite understand why he's the only one that it bothers. And there's more than one pattern. There's the rhyming of Abby and Ali, the fact that every serious girlfriend has an A in their name—really Buck should just date other vowels like Es and Is and another E maybe—the hair colour too, the meeting on calls, the death that clings to each of them—Abby's mother, the pig-man that had died within minutes of meeting Ali, Bobby's almost suicide filmed by Taylor and Chimney's actual deaths, Natalia's literal job.

So, yeah, Eddie notices Buck's patterns. But this one would be pretty fucking hard to miss because its the fourth time they've had to ship Buck off to the hospital this month.

gonna tag a few people but feel free to ignore!!! @danielsousa @diazass @diazly @gracelcdomas @poughkeepsies @jjudaslips

[i don't think i'll be posting many snippets of this fic because its gonna be quite spoilery all the way through but if you'd like to be added to the taglist for the final product do let me know!!]

[annn-starrr]

they're... an okay character. i guess i can understand them at some certain length?? but when it comes to seducing my man???? that's CROSSING the line.

[funpuddle]

[tennessoui]

I can’t believe Anakin in the couple counseling AU got jealous of Padme in the imaginary situation where she got to hug Obi-Wan and he didn’t 😂 that sent me

I’m personally a greedy lil fan of anakin being way too jealous to be able to be in a threesome. I just like that for him and his character. He couldn’t do it. He’d try to worm himself in between the two others while they’re spooning without him. Hes got 2 hands which means he should be in the middle and have each of the other partners hold one of his hands

Anakin getting jealous because he’s imagining Padmé and obi-wan cuddling when HE should be the one holding his master is I think a chief aspect of Couples Counseling AU Anakin

[shiningdesignersreflections]

Lilith: Devil's Whisper

Designer's Reflection: Devil's Whisper

Obtained: Mysterious Portrait SSR gacha

Rarity: SSR

Attribute: Purple/Sexy

Awakened Suit: Reflection of Day

Story - transcripts from Designer's Reflection

Chapter 1 - Eternal Beauty

Chapter 2 - Chosen One

Chapter 3 - Love and Devotion

Chapter 4 - The Only Deity

Story - summarized

Envoy Reza had devoted her entire life to a puritanical worship of the moon god, or the Only God. She prayed the longest, followed every rule, and led the other envoys in the holy rites. But the One God never showed her the eternal, purest beauty she prayed for.

One day, Queen Lilith visited the abbey. No one could focus on prayers while she was there - not even Envoy Reza. But Reza tried to brush this off as the others were momentarily weak. Lilith couldn't possibly be the most beautiful.

Sometimes Lilith would visit with other noble girls, including the 15-year-old Arwen, the duke's daughter. She was lively and youthful and beautiful... which unsettled Reza. Lilith came by and talked about revenge, wanting to hurt Arwen just for being pretty.

This triggered something inside of Reza: she had always done the right thing, followed every rule, yet it never seemed... enough. Why should Arwen be carefree and beautiful? What if Lilith was right?

Gradually, the envoy became obsessed over not being "God's Chosen One." The only one who offered her any sympathy or a path forward... was Lilith. Reza's faith twisted to see Lilith as a powerful god, one of beauty and demonic behavior.

With Lilith's encouragement, Envoy Reza marched to Arwen and called her a Chosen One, informing her to complete all tasks at the abbey. The girl sobbed as her life was taken from her and she was thrown into a joyless world of rules. But Reza had planned all this to make the girl less happy and less beautiful.

Without a shred of regret, Envoy Reza turned her attention to Lilith. Now the queen would be the Only God, and she would serve Lilith to any end.

Connections

-In the "Mysterious Portrait" event, an anonymous painter submitted the half-angel, half-demon portrait, with the caption "For my only god." This is Envoy Reza, who sees Lilith as equal parts angel and demon and worships her as a god. You also encounter her during the event.

-Much like in Voice of Desire, Lilith makes herself the most beautiful, desirable person by finding out what a person values most and then offering or becoming what they want. In this case, she played on Reza's insecurity as a "pure and faithful maiden" and gave her a twisted sense of worth and justice.

-Any connection to demons in the game is symbolized/depicted as skeletal. Nightbane started off as a black skeleton before he was granted a more human form; the Goddess of Desire has bone wings and a bone handle on her scythe; and now Lilith as both an angel and demon.

Fun Facts

-Arwen is also the name of the elf princess from Lord of the Rings. She was of unsurpassed beauty, and she fell in love with a human.

-The Reflection's religion seems to be like Christianity, with strict dogma, communion, having the Only God, and the envoys dressing in black (like nuns).

[punmster]

i've come to accept that i'm bad at writing romance, but at least i'm not as bad as the source material

[married-2-the-music]

ASTRO Deep Dive #2: Finding Joy In Music After Tragedy

[fj-rocco-9]

JEALUS 💯

[gothsuguru]

toji fushiguro is OFFICIALLY a real human being in my suguverse now 💯