#jealous!dabi

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: why tf do you have all of this endeavor and other heroes themed shit

hawks: it’s merchandise!

dabi: it’s stupid.

hawks: it’s not! it’s a great way to show support for your favorite heroes

dabi: at least u could throw away this big endeavor mascot from our bed...

hawks: WHAT?! never! it’s LIMITED EDITION there’s only like 50 of th-

dabi: *sigh* also i don’t like that people have this shitandise with your face on it

hawks: are you jealous dabi?

dabi: i’m not.

hawks: *in a singing voice* you aaare~

dabi: oh fuck off pigeon

*the next day*

hawks: *coming back to dabi’s place* have you heard? someone put fire in a shopping mall today, it was nasty, but what’s even worse the biggest shop with hero merch went down in flames!

dabi: *sitting on the couch in a pro hero hawks merch t-shirt with a giant hawks mascot by his side* oh, what a tragedy bby, really?

hawks: ...you didn’t!

dabi: *sips soda from big pro hero hawks merch cup* oh, i definitely did.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

HEADCANON THAT HAWKS WILL PULL THE I WAS ABUSED CARD 24/7 JUST TO MAKE U DO STUFF

HE’LL BE LIKE-

Keigo: “Y/n can you make me sommeee fooodd im hungrrryyy”

y/n: “No I’m too busy, go make it yourself you lazy bum”

Keigo: *sigh* just like how I used to have to… you know… since my mom and dad didn’t even feed me…”

y/n: “OH MY GOD FINE-“

Then he has a satisfied smirk on his face pleased he got his way 😭😭

[tofumilkbread]

Touya Todoroki vs your stuffed animals.

This man, this man is SO fucking jealous of your soft furry little shits. He can NOT stand them. He swats them away from your bed everytime he sits there. He have thought about burning them to ashes but he CAN'T because you being mad at him or CRYING is alot more worse than these.. these ABOMINATIONS.

Their little innocent button eyes drive him crazy.

[vampshxde]

I was wondering if maybe you could do jealous Dabi? Maybe you were hanging out with another villain or something, and he saw, up to you! Take as long as you need!

Just A Friend?

Dabi x F!Reader

I was honestly excited to do this request. I didn't know if you wanted NSFW or SFW, so I was thinking a little mix of both?

Well, you originally met the League through a friend. That friends name was Twice, and he seemed to be a decently valued member. As well as he seemed comfortable. Well, he set you up with this mysterious guy, Dabi. It's like an emo bad boy from the league. He has burns, which are only connected to his normal skin with staples. The date was quite fun. He took you out to an abandoned area and let you kick shit around. Another great thing was that you were put on a couple of missions with him. This helped you two get closer, and soon enough, you asked him out. Let's just say it shattered you when he rejected your confession. He said he was too busy and worked too hard for his plan to get distracted by dumb relationships. Asshole.

However, He wasn't worth your time anyway. Let's just say it wasn't all that fun when you, Twice, and Dabi were put on a mission together. It's a pretty suicide based mission. Twice ended up getting severely injured, and in the back of the van taking you guys back, you were sitting on his thighs, trying to clean his face of his own blood. Your hands carefully took care of his wounds as well as you could while in the moving vehicle. In fear of you hurting yourself, he placed a hand on your hip to make sure you wouldn't fall off. Between you two, it was just innocent. But to someone else, well... He was an irrelevant Asshole.

He hated this next week. You. You. You. Constantly making Twice food, feeding him. It was unbearable. His thumb ran a line on his cheek. The black nail polish cold is no stranger to the feeling of the metal staples. He couldn't stand it. Seeing you fucking babying the dipshit. "He's a fucking grown man ya know?" His tone was slightly aggravated. "I do, but he's injured!.." You rolled your eyes, which he couldn't see as you were turned to Twice, who chuckled. "Watcha laughing at Two face?" Dabi hissed out in the direction. "Nothing... NO NO I'm laughing at _____ she rolled her eyes!" Damn Twice and his contradicting self. Gave you up to the Asshole.

"Hm." Was the noise Dabi made. Why did he make that noise? It made you slightly anxious as he seemed to be thinking. Soon enough, your question is answered. Walking into your room for the night, a candle lit with a blue flame lit the corner of your room. The curtain pulled over your window. Your hand ran along the wall to find the light switch before smelling cigarettes. "Dabi?" Of course you knew his smell. It was all you could think about. "Ding ding ding. Did the blue flame give it away, ____?" He smirked and used his finger to make a small flame. Lighting up his face for you. "Cmon, sweetheart.. really? Twice? That's your next best option?" Huh?.. what is this Asshole talking about? "What? What do you mean?"

"You know damn well what I mean. Quit fucking babying him. He was barely injured." He scoffed, and honestly, this was pissing you off. "One, why the hell do you care in the first place? Go back to focusing on your stupid fucking plan or whatever." "I am focused on my plan, but I can't focus all that well when I'm so used to being drooled over." "Fuck off." You didn't hesitate at all. Cutting him off as he said "over." "Now what's two?" "Huh?" He was confusing you cause he doesn't give fucking context. "You said "One," so where's two?" Your eyes met his and just glared. From one second to the next, all you can remember is being picked up by your hips. Making out with the hot mouthed man. Feeling the cold metal run along your skin. Bouncing and feeling the cold metal pressed against your sensitive nipples. Waking up on top of a heated burnt man. Shit. It always ends up like this. With this damn Asshole.

This has been put off a lot as I started school up and just helped a family member move into their dorm(apartment kinda??) But it's finally done! It's short as it's an ask, so I'm just running through.

676 Words

[r2katsu]

scenarios for your jealousy...

mha m.list | gn!reader | fluff

"You're dumb, and i thought you were the smart one here. I don't need anyone else you idiot, i just need you." he sighs "Now come here and stop pouting, they were the one all over me and i already pushed them away."

"Be jealous all you want, i ain't going no where." he already put his arms around you pulling you in a tight hug.

katsuki, tomura, twice, dabi

"It's quite adorable for you to think that I need anyone else but you, i get it you can get jealous from time to time but in all seriousness I only need you so don't go around worrying about someone taking me away from you...hm?" he kisses the top of your head while holding you close.

DABI, keigo, hanta, shota, denki, sero

[lesinquietes]

Yandere!Dabi: *talking about his childhood trauma*

Psychologist!Reader, on the brink of insanity after Dabi killed her fiancé and best friends, repeatedly noncon’ed her, burned her house down, and faked her death:

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Dabi: We're going to ask you some basic questions to test your heroic capabilities, Hawks.

Hawks: …alright. Shoot.

Dabi: What's one plus one?

Hawks: Two.

Dabi: What color is the sky?

Hawks: Blue.

Toga: What color are Dabi's eyes?

Hawks: Cerulean- I mean, uh, what?

Toga: If you could take Dabi anywhere on a date, where would you take him?

Hawks: I'm sorry, is this part of the experiment?

Dabi: It is now, yes. Please answer the question. And keep in mind, we can see inside your brain. Technology and all.

Hawks: Uh…to a KFC, I guess?

Toga: Predictable but acceptable. Next question! You are into Dabi.

Hawks: That's…not a question.

Toga: So you agree! It's a fact. Next question is for Dabi. Dabi, are you annoyed at Hawks for waiting so long to ask you out?

Dabi: Yeah, I am.

Toga: Hawks, same question for you. Are you annoyed at yourself for waiting so long to ask out Dabi? I mean, I'm annoyed with you, and I've only known you for three weeks.

Hawks: Yes, I am obviously very annoyed with myself. Can I leave now?

Toga: No, you can't. It'll ruin the science. There's only one question left, and you got to ask it, Hawks.

Hawks: …Dabi, would you like to have dinner with me?

Dabi: Wow. That is highly inappropriate.

Hawks: Oh-

Dabi: I’m kidding. Yeah, I would.

[inkykeiji]

I'm sorry but dabi looks sooo hot in the S7 trailer and I just. Imagines him storming into your blog, seeing you simping for all these new men and just dragging you out by your ear like 😡 can't leave you alone for five minutes, a TV, really? 😆

HAHAHAHA his hair looks soooo fluffy and it just <333 makes me wanna pet him and thread my fingers through the tufts and pull >:) bUT ANYWAY HEHE THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT????? because he so would. he’s storming through the doors with his big black boots shouting at the top of his lungs, just bellowing, all i can’t take my eyes off of you for a goddamn second, can i!? and then he is indeed knotting his knuckles in my hair and dragging me off to remind me of who i belong to and all of that fun stuff~

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: stop being so jealous of other heroes.

dabi: you know other heroes?

[cannibal-thing]

🌟 Tomuras Aizawa obsession makes Dabi jealous

🌟 it creepily sneaks into their sex

🌟 Dabi yapping about how much better and cooler he is that Aizawa while stuffing Tomura’s cunt

🌟 Taking Tomura’s whines and moans as agreement

🌟 at first Tomura kinda thought it was a little weird

🌟 now he sees the jealousy and kinda likes it

🌟only during sex no just like out in public or like when their chilling

🌟 now he starts rambling about Aizawa when he wants Dabis attention

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[sinnamonpork]

Prompt: "Would you love me even if I was a worm?"

Dabi getting into a quirk accident, turning him into the one animal that disgusts him the most. After a childhood of having a little sister that adores all animals - including spiders, rats, and even the tiny wiggling worms - Dabi has enough trauma for him to turn into the tiny noodle. Luckily, Hawks was there to catch him when he transformed and prevented the loss of the League's lieutenant via getting stomped on by a random npc. Unluckily, Hawks is a bird. A half-bird, but still with bird instincts nonetheless. The pro hero rips his uniform and skin gripping his own arm because the urge to eat his not-boyfriend was too strong. Hawks already has a long list of crimes, adding cannibalism is something he would like to avoid for today.

The league finds the situation very funny. Shigaraki, the little shit, actually laughed so hard he almost fell on and squeezed Wormbi. After the incident and a very disappointed Mr. Compress, Wormbi is put into a glass cage in the middle of the League's hideout, where everyone can ooh and aah at their tiniest member. Spinner feels like he should be concerned when he saw Toga pull out her nail polish and start planning how to color Wormbi into a gummy worm, complete with pink and green stripes. Hawks was not seen anywhere near Wormbi's room in the whole week after dropping their lieutenant home and booking it out immediately after Wormbi is out of his hands.

Imagine Hawks comes home one day blackout drunk and started talking to the tiny worm. He says all his secrets, including the massive crush he might or might not have on the fire user. Hawks ends up sobbing because how would they get married now that Dabi was a tiny little worm, he can't wear the tux Hawks has been imagining on him for the past few months. He can't even kiss his worm husband to tie their marriage without a good chance of eating him instead. He rambles throughout the whole night, drunk mind forgetting the existence of various cameras on the League's common room and all their nosy friends who would never waste a chance to listen into any drama, or in this case, a lifetime worth of blackmail material.

Hawks wakes up to normal human Dabi, smirking at him with mischief in his eyes and the words "Who knew, birdie? You'll certainly still love me enough to marry me as a worm, but not enough to stop imagining eating me. Now let's do a re-do of that confession without all the snot and tears involved." He already misses the jerk's worm self. Atleast it was adorable. Deliciously adorable.

[toyasgirl]

Can we all admit something?

That Rei was also abusive?

Like she also neglected Touya, Fuyumi and Natsuo? I mean yall be saying that they don’t blame her but Touya does? I mean touya told her that she’s guilty too??? Yes he wanted to apologize to her but just her to all of them but they just forgot about him??? Rei literally still can’t see how hurt touya is and how she also compares her children abuse by saying there’s one who’s hurt then the other? How all of them even if they didn’t have any memory of her with them unlike Shoto still call her mom? Shoto has been shown what love is and the others? I mean if fuyumi and natsuo forgive her now that’s bc she’s not mentally well but as kids I believe they always felt jealous of shoto. Like when touya had his breakdown and tried to attack baby shoto, she didn’t go to hold her baby who just had a breakdown like 8 years old child having a breakdown this is so fucked up! Instead she went and stayed with Shoto?!!! She wasn’t abused until shoto was born. The way she used to hug shoto when he cry and watch tv with him and put good things in his mind while she never did any of that to touya? She did but when he’s 13? Like when it’s too late? I mean he was 5, at some why she didn’t even try to do the same thing maybe as a lil child could put something in his brain. But Touya doesn’t know what love is, what mother’s love is. He only think love is “training” and that shows how touya was only a tool to both rei and enji 👍🏽

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

Me: -excited to join the mentorship discord-

Me: -everyone in the YA tag IMMEDIATELY devolves into YA shouldn't be having so much sex in it-

Them: The last book I read had an 18YR OLD protag and their hobby was READING smutty books (I want to emphasize that the issue wasn't that they were watching porn, or even having sex, it was them READING porn. at 18) NOBODY does that at that age! I mean I read fanfiction but not amazon kindle stuff that doesn't count

Me: ....-closes discord-

[dabihaul666]

EXCEPT shigchrono poster iris e gif "u, u keep talking"

[transhawks]

If I told you I'd write one (1) oneshot for you, no matter if it's something I've done before or not, what would you request?

(this is a serious question, I really enjoy your blog and want to give back. I'm also the <3 anon btw)

I'd cry. No really, that would be super nice. And hmm. I....I don't know, really. I've had like a lot of ideas over the past few days/weeks. I had like an idea I can't really write because I suck at comedy and lighter stuff, but it's a dabihawks "divorce/they dated during the infiltration AU" where post-war Dabi's now at home with fam, and the thing is, Shouto has a celebrity-hero crush on Hawks and Dabi notices and gets jealous over nothing because Hawks is his ex-"spy-I-slept-with-knowing-he-was-a-spy-not-actual-boyfriend-shutup-there-were-no-feelings". So, essentially he just decides to make up with Hawks because he has to beat Shouto at something.

Shouto, in all his dumb teenage glory, doesn't know what's going on but will not complain if it gets him his Hawks jersey signed.

I might have other ideas if I wrack my brain that aren't shippy x.x sorry!!!!

[inkykeiji]

“go grab me a beer”

- any dabi talking to his infant son

LIKE LITERALLY THO LMAOOOOOOOOO