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Look what JD Vance "Did", he must have REALLY got his "Rock's Off" THAT NIGHT!
#jd vance#jd vance sucks#jd vance couch rape#couch rape#couch rapist#corrupt gop#gop shit talker#shit talker#shit talkers#gop are shit#jd vance is shit#gop hypocrisy#fuck the gop#fuck jd vance#gop#republicans suck#republican lies#gop lies#republicans are stupid#republican#republicans are shit#corrupt republicans#republicans#vice president#stolen valor#military disgrace#maga maggots#maga morons#maga cult#fuck maga
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#kamala harris is evil#MAGA#jd vance#President Trump#too big to rig#god is a republican#not my image#not my pic#donald trump#suck my freedom#make america great again#too big to steal#trump
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FOFLMAO -This speaks volumes! The Entire Family Of Kamala's Vice President Just ENDORSED TRUMP. Please share this.
#tim walz#tampon tim#kamala harris#kamala harris news#trump 2024#maga 2024#jd vance#democrats lie#democrats suck#democrats are corrupt#democrats will destroy america#hemp#democrats are evil#democrats are traitorous#Youtube
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They're replaying the handshake and it's Kamala who had to initiate the handshake. She walked nearly all the way over to his podium. Trump is to much of an ass to be respectful and a good sportsman
Trump is to much of an egomaniac to not get off topic and get heated. She for sure bated him multiple times, but he didn't have to take the bate.
Also, is it just me, or does the democratic VP pick remind anyone else of the Pillsbury dough boy ? Not in an insulting way. It's just the first thing that came to mind.
Come on JD Vance! Of course a national abortion ban is a possibility. Lots of Republicans are making their religious beliefs apart of their policy making. It's not to much of a leap to say that there could be a national abortion ban
God Trump really picked a VP whose just like him. He wouldn't shut up when the interviewer was trying to ask him a question
#2024 usa presidential election#2024 presidential debate#kamala 2024#2024 elections#2024 presidential election#2024 presidential race#usa election#united states elections#usa politics#usa presidential race#donald trump sucks#donald trump#crooked donald#kamala for president#kamala harris#vote kamala#vote democrat#vote blue#jd vance#tim walz
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#aesthetic#art#artists on tumblr#books & libraries#writers on tumblr#poets on tumblr#fypツ#fucking idiots#fuck maga#fuck donald trump#fuck america#donaldtrumpthefelon#donaldtrumpandhitler#donaldtrumpthedictator#fuck2025#fuck jd vance#what the fuck#wearescrewed#we are doomed#fuck the republikkkans#republicans suck
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jd vance is young enough that i see him as that jackass older neighborhood kid who was always getting into trouble and picking on other kids, but sucked up to enough of the right people to not get punished for it. any of the kids who knew better would call him out, and then vance would go running toward the nearest sympathetic adult crying, and that adult would yell at the kids who knew better for bullying him. and then vance would open one eye and give a snotty smirk at the other kids, and he would go back to fake-crying as soon as the adult looked down at him.
jd vance doesn't get a popsicle. jd vance doesn't get any sympathy. he's a smarmy shitbag of a manchild who wrote a book about how much he hated where he lived, got out of there as quick as possible, and now wants to punish, control, and tax the fuck out of the very working class people he derided throughout his life. not to mention his beliefs on women's, lgbtqia+, bipoc rights etc. the dude is a fucking chump among chumps.
not that i need to say this to you. you already know this. and you also know that he's next in line for the presidency if trump can't perform for whatever reason. think about that for a while and then vote democratic, because i'll be damned if that asshole jd from down the street is gonna become president after he kicked my dog and called me fat. motherfucker.
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breaking news: Republican Party is actually anti Christianity not only because they violate our god given rights, but also because several times in the Old Testament god praised and encouraged infanticide and harems.
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
#jesus christ#christianity#christian faith#global#us election 2024#us politics#usa#polling averages#election#politics#Go on#tell me I'm wrong I dare ypu#trump can go suck a mic#trump vance 2024#fuck trump#trump 2024#president trump#jd vance#donald trump#trump#democrats#republicans#maga
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In Reference to Tim Walz, and his "Retirement" from the Army National Guard, "People", ESPECIALLY MAGA Keep "Leaving Out" the "Part", where he had to TURN IN the paperwork for his retirement SIX MONTHS TO A YEAR IN ADVANCE!
This is DIFFERENT from a "Civilian" job.
You DON'T GIVE the UNITED STATES MILITARY a "2-Week Notice", like you "Do" at BOEING or WALMART.
But your TYPICAL MAGA PIECE OF $HIT "Wouldn't Know This", because
[1] MOST MAGA have NEVER SERVED,
&
[2] MAGA ALWAYS "Talks $hit" about "Things" that THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!
This information has just been supplied TO YOU by a RETIRED CAREER UNITED STATES MILITARY MAN with 20 YEARS of MILITARY SERVICE,
"Namely" ME!
#tim walz#jd vance#jd vance piece of shit#donald trump rico#jd vance scum#jd vance scumbag#jd vance disgrace#jd vance disgrace to military#jd vance couch#jd vance trash#jd vance piece of trash#jd vance coward#stolen valor#donald trump is shit#donald trump sucks#donald trump#donald trump is stupid#donald trump draft dodger#donald trump domestic enemy#army#army reserves#donald trump insurrection#donald trump insurrectionist#donald trump treason#military oath#donald trump felon#donald trump felony#donald trump Felonies#donald trump prison
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#MAGA#jd vance#RFK Jr#Donald Trump#USA#god is a republican#not my pic#make america great again#not my image#suck my freedom#too big to rig#trump#too big to steal
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NO. The problem is that YOU’RE a horrible parent and you indoctrinated your children to hate a man they know nothing about. Talking about issues that are too complex for their age. The problem is YOU!!! And the blame is also on the psychotic libtard MSM that has ginned up this bogeyman Orange Man Bad mantra for 8 years. It’s enough. Move the fuck on.
#donald trump#liberals suck#bad parenting#msm is dangerous#jd vance#2024 presidential election#election 2024#presidential election
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Leftist who doesn't read anything but news about Kamala Harris because their brain is genuinely too tattered by Republican policies to actually look at a picture of a Republican candidate voice: ugh, Gods, only losers will vote for Kamala. Can't believe anybody will support her. Leftist who sees any headlines about what Republicans are planning: Good fucking Gods what in the world.
#kcdodger#kcdodger barks#politics#yeah I know#Kamala's bipartisan cabinet#news#really sucks#and everyone knows that her stance on israel sucks#you know what sucks a lot more?#Trump saying to#“Finish the job”#and#JD Vance#VERY much making it clear that he DOES actually want#that old meme liberals used to used#you know the one#“Barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen”#please go fucking vote#and stop shitting on people who *do* vote#because someone who votes#is doing more#than a terminally online#conceptual activist#who doesn't actually do anything#but doompost
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Yeah, don't count on that
#kamala harris is evil#Tim Walz is a retarded criminal#god is a republican#MAGA#donald trump#suck my freedom#jd vance#make america great again#congress#too big to rig#trump#too big to steal
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the most consistent stance jd "okay, good couch lover" vance had been consistent on is his sheer loathing of women, specifically those without children (that some have the "right" bits to carry a fetus but are infertile for whatever reason means nothing to him except they're not "real" women to him i'm sure). to all of us paying attention it's clear he has some serious mommy issues that he should go to therapy for instead of gaining unearned political power (since they will try to cheat to win). i think it goes further than that: i think he not only hates his mother but he has womb envy.
he talks shit about single, childless women, living their lives & being "miserable in their careers" or some such nonsense... but that's exactly what his wife was doing before they got married. then she bore him several children. oh, he freaking HATES that!! he wasn't the one who gave them life, it was a someone who was born with the right equipment & he was sadly not one of them!
between the pics of him in drag thay have been unearthed (maybe he was in costume, who knows), him admitting he once thought he was gay as a child (granted, this was in his book, so take this with a grain of salt... but still), & his relentless messages that he doubles down on with insulting women who are simply living their lives without a man when they could totally be having children right now!! why AREN'T they???? can't you see how miserable they all are???? & that they want us ALL to be miserable, too????
bruh. serious projection there. it's all a confession to me. you're big mad because you want to be the one that gives life so badly but you weren't born with the right bits to do this & since the cosmic odds have made it so billions of other people are born with it instead of him he's now making it everyone's problem. he hates us all for existing & instead of getting psychiatric help with his issues he's instead wanting a repeat of the rise of the Third Reich & all it took was selling whatever bits of a soul he had left for $15 million to a European, gay billionaire who while being married to a man himself ALSO loathes gay people so, you know, like attracts like.
jd vance is stupid, insipid, evil, stands up for nothing so will fall for anything, & weird. he once stated that he's "never been a trump guy" & that trump is "America's Hitler" & instead of standing with the rest of us who are seeing just how horrifying it is, he's on the side to make sure he wins.
trump is clearly falling apart before our very eyes. he's got some serious decline going on there. i think at this point they're expecting him to die & with vance as his vp he will then become president. you think trump was bad, who is only out for himself & saving his own hide, but vance? in deep with the Heritage Foundation & the likes of peter thiel (he looks like the ghoul he truly is) & curtis yarvin (he thinks that people who don't work - & this includes people who simply can't - should be turned into biofuel. he was "just joking" of of course. all sociopathic fascists are when faced like this)? this uncooked weenie of a person who is also really fucking evil will be our president instead. as pathetic as he is he should still be taken seriously. in the end, womb-envy vance is our real problem. his spine is the puppet strings the fascist elite hold him up by. he will sell out his wife & children if it will make his rich daddies happy.
they're evil & they can't win. we need to fucking stop them. please vote!! NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT PROJECT 2025 OR AGENDA 47. THEY'RE THE SAME PLAN. trump is a fucking liar. he doesn't talk about policy because Project 2025 IS his policy. fuck outta here. check your registration status often especially in blue states. let's fucking do this 💙
#jd vance#couch fucker#womb envy#he totally has it and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise#he's also a misogynist nazi white supremacist#he's so weird#his wife sucks too and she'll be so surprised when he sells her out as well to appease his fellow racists#he's not weird he's straight isn't quite the defense you think it is trump#methinks the lady doth protest too much#vance's hatred of women is more consistent than his love of trump#never been a trump guy#lmao whatever vance#when you stand for nothing you fall for anything#he'a just an uncooked hot dog of a human#what a weirdo
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Let's Compare the Military Citations of Myself, Tim Walz & JD Vance;
☆ Total "Number" of Citations;
Myself = 21
Tim Walz = 25
JD Vance = 2
☆ Total "Different" Citations;
Myself = 9
Tim Walz = 10
JF Vance = 2
☆ The ONLY "Distinctive" differences between Myself and Tim Walz is;
[1] Tim Walz served "4 More Years" than I did[Myself = 20, & Walz = 24],
&
I received a "Combat Zone" Citation.
☆ JD Vance's Military Record, by Comparison, is PATHETIC!
FYI; My TOTAL Citations will go up to 23, when I have my service record corrected to reflect [2] Sea Service Deployments
on the
USS Rodney Davis[FFG-60]
&
USS McKee[AS-41]
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