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would they jaywalk though
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to carry, take, wear llevar
“What?! carry the jaguar?! Okay, but not without giving him a jab first, so he’ll be unconscious.”
I don’t like waiting for traffic lights when carrying something heavy, so I’ll jaywalk.
He carries a skateboard. Él lleva un monopatín.
Picture by Hafiz Issadeen on Flickr
#to carry#to take#to wear#carry#take#wear#llevar#jaywalk#jaywalking#jaguar#jab#spanish#vocabulary#vocab#español#hint#mem#mnemonic#wotd#word of the day
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”we’re not gonna take it!” we shout, continuing to take it on a silver platter with the grace of a sickly victorian boy being fed for the first time in years
#we should stop taking it#protest the government#stick it to the man#fuck everyone#be gay#do crimes#tax evasion#jaywalk#rebel#were all gonna die anyways#so might as well be someone’s headache
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so many cars out rn… I can’t jay walk in these conditions!!
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If you can't jaywalk without getting hit, you are too stupid to live
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Everyone tells you abt how weird Cecil is and yadda yadda but no one prepares you for Carlos I feel. Hes a marine biologist who moved to a desert. It took him a near death experience to ask his crush out. He took theatre in college. He came on radio. He spends hour choreographing TikTok dances. After being trapped 10 yrs in a desert otherworld they write an entire book abt him learning to let go after causing horrific consequences due to his studies on it to then make him IN PODCAST open a portal to that same otherworld and the only thing he can think while horrifying consequences are happening AGAIN is trying to perfectly describe the sound it makes. He stashes illegal writing utensils. He did throat surgery on himself. His idea of science is mixing bubbling coloured liquids and saying hmmm a lot. Everyone wants him. He’s a great dad. His middle name is Dave
#in other news#This feels like arson murder and jaywalking but reverse#most of these are jusy like funny things abr him and then he starts continuously breaking the time space continuum with his experiments#also I love him and I don’t tjink he did anything wrong. ever#wtnv#carlos the scientist#carlos dave robles
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i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.
i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.
describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)
it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!
i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.
this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3
also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.
#it is just so funny to me i find it so silly#the throat of delusion incarnate cant use a dishwasher without help#have to hold its hand to keep it from jaywalking across a busy street#tma#the magnus archives#the distortion#tma distortion#michael distortion#helen distortion#helenie#jonmichael#gerrymichael#doorkeay#jondistortion#jonhelen
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mikuchusetts
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boston, massachusetts 1971
jaywalking, charles street
photograph by nick dewolf https://www.flickr.com/photos/dboo/423352016/
#photography#film#color#35mm#boston#massachusetts#beaconhill#charlesstreet#streetphotography#candid#people#youngwoman#clothing#fashion#shorts#sandals#street#cars#jaywalking#1970s
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to carry, take, wear llevar
I don’t like waiting for traffic lights when carrying something heavy, so I’ll jaywalk.
“What?! carry the jaguar?! Okay, but not without giving him a jab first, so he’ll be unconscious.”
He carries a skateboard. Él lleva un monopatín.
Picture by Edu Alarcón on Flickr
#to carry#to take#to wear#carry#take#wear#llevar#jaywalk#jaywalking#jaguar#jab#spanish#vocabulary#vocab#español#hint#mem#mnemonic#wotd#word of the day
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Why is this the perfect way to sum up Bruce's character?
#dc comics#batman#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#imagine the pope is caught jaywalking#and batman swoops down and beats the crap out of him#*whack* in the name of the father#*punch*#and of the son#*smack smack*#and of the holy spirit#*whack*#'vengeance'
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Just learned that oral sex is illegal in South Carolina
I bet Andrew Minyard loves that and it makes the shower scene so so funny
#andrew loves breaking the law in any small way possible#he would be the type of person to purposely avoid crosswalks so he can jaywalk#but I bet he loves loves loves breaking this law#and good for him#andrew minyard#neil josten#t4t andreil#andreil#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#the foxes#aftg trilogy
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help he must have been the shittiest magistrate
#imagine showing up to court and seeing that twink and knowing you’re going to hang because you jaywalked#astarion#astarion bg3
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#last one i promise#arson murder jaywalking#drake#kendrick lamar#j cole#this is why i haven't deleted the bird site yet
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gideon every two pages as soon as she got into harrows body: holy shit you are the smallest person ever you have no muscle tone you are half my height you come up to my kneecap harrow how do you live like this
#shes so funny i cant#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#the locked tomb#thoughts are jaywalking#griddlehark
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