mr-mitosis

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Am I the M being pregged?

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Listen listen

If you put food in the break room microwave DO NOT walk away and sit down somewhere to have a conversation with your friends. Your unattended fritata is eating into my lunch break, Jackie.

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Anyone else feel the need to become the funny conman from a 90s animated film? Just me?

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Brother, if I can't have Dimitri from Anastasia, give me Cale from Titan AE

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Cavemen been sayin bingus since before god was real

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Anyone got any tips for work related swamp ass?

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Same bullshit, different walls

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Normalize telling finance to stfu

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i think i want older men because i want someone whos actually the same maturity as me

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En esta economia, we all fam

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The only thing about my job that makes me happy is walking out the door

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Hot take: dinner dates are actually wretched first date idea. I don't want your first impression of me to be clouded by how feral I'm about to go on this plate of pad Thai in front of me.

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Here's mine

Repost this with pretty cloud pictures/art

With things blowing up rn, I think we could all use a bit of sky-based escapism.

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Repost this with pretty cloud pictures/art

With things blowing up rn, I think we could all use a bit of sky-based escapism.

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You can theoretically get bitches in Car Car Binx

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I'm from a horrid reality where the stuffing at build a bear is an extra $5

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