#jax headcannons

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

I'm a huge fan of Lewis Carroll and his work. The Cheshire cat is my favorite character!

Tadc cast x Cheshire cat Reader

★ A Cheshire cat would fit into the circus well. The circus grounds have many places for you to hide away in. Lots of trees are around the grounds. Perfect for you to lay around in.

★ Pomni would like you better if you told her things without the wordplay or vailed riddles. Why is everything you say so confusing? Cant you just tell her something directly. It would make her life easier.

★ Her favorite thing about you is that you let her take her time. Usually she doesn't have a say in the things that happen around her and to her. If she doesn't want to do something with you, you respect it and let her be.

★ Caine loves the way you talk because it's so whimsical. He enjoys your speech pattern and likes trying to decipher your cryptic way of speaking. You fit in the circus wonderfully, in his opinion.

★ Turning invisible is one of the more unique things Caine's seen a person do. He's pretty tempted to put a bell on you. How can he keep his all seaing eyes on you if you're invisible?

★ You get along well with Zooble. They enjoy how calm you are. Also you don't make them do stuff. That automatically makes you likeable to them. Aside from that, you two often hangout on the sidelines.

★ You have your eyes on Jax. He's a trouble maker and you'd much like to stay away from trouble. The rabbit might be a very bad acquaintance.

★ A watchful eye would be useful to keep Gangle from being pushed around. She gets harassed by Jax more than everyone else. Just chuck an apple at his head when he's up to no good.

★ The difference between him and you is that you know when you've gone too far. At first you steered clear of him, wanting to stay away from the trouble he makes.

★ The two of you would actually get along well if you let yourself get to know him. It would take a bit of time for a friendship to form. And some convincing from Ragatha. But mostly time.

★ You are, undoubtedly, a little insane. Everyone here is, you're just the only person to fully accept it. If you ask Kinger he'd say that he's the only sane one and everyone else is off there rocker.

★ Tea with Kinger is his favorite activity that doesn't involve mealtime, bedtime, adventures or anything else in a 24 hour period. He doesn't really like tea.

★ Kinger is a good friend of yours. When he's having a bad day you remind him that "Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality" to help him cope.

★ Because you have thumbs, unlike most cats, you can help Ragatha with sewing up her body and dress. She really appreciates the help. When Ragatha has a problem you're the first person she goes to.

★ You help, but in your own way. Advice is what you do best but she (and everyone, really) has to decipher whatever the hell you said. Like "Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run."

You don't have a dress.

★ Whenever someone asks for clarification on what you say you just turn invisible and walk away. It's for them to find reason in.

[endomentendo]

Ya know Ronno from Bambi 2? That's the kinda voice I imagine your baby Cheshire!Jax to have

You gave me a perfect idea for an angst comic hehehe

[nobody-nexus]

Heyyy ya ever wanted proper references of how I draw the canon cast?

No? Well too late

I did change some things, but here's basically how it looks I tried to keep the heights similar to canon, but I did change some

Like Caine being the shortest. That's on purpose I thought it would be funny

But I think more people should do this :0! It was fun giving these folks a proper reference and seeing how they look next to one another

Hope ya like it

[imagineredwood]

Group HC - The Boys reactions to getting caught stealing your panties 👙

I know. I know. It’s terrible and gross and icky I KNOW 😭😭 but I saw HCs for another shows characters around this idea and I couldn’t get it out of my head and it triggered the memory that this is actually canon for Juice and…yeah. Here we are 🧍🏻‍♀️

He’s not sorry. Or embarrassed. He loves you, loves everything about you. He thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread. He worships you and the ground beneath your feet. So why wouldn’t he steal your panties? They’re yours, and they rest against his most favorite part of you all day 🤷🏻‍♀️ He won’t apologize, not even when your face heats up and you cover it with both hands. On the contrary, he probably makes a show of taking one out of the secret pile and sniffing it. He’s nasty, and he knows regardless of how you feel about it, you know he does it out of love and devotion. So he’s ok with it. And he’s not gonna stop.

He’s ashamed. He knew he shouldn’t have done it. Felt weird and invasive, but he couldn’t help it. He just loves you so much, and he gets lonely when you’re apart, and it smells like you. What else was he supposed to do? He would never cheat, would never even dream of it. But the stress of the club gets to him, especially the more complicated things get, he just needs comfort and relief, and when he saw them laying there in the hamper, he snagged it without thinking. Then he couldn’t stop, even when he knew he should. Even goes as far as offering to take apart the washer saying that maybe the machine is eating them 👀 He apologizes, cheeks tinted red, eyes downcast and hopes you don’t hold it against him. He’ll ask before he takes them next time, scouts honor.

Like Angel, he’s not embarrassed. He just shrugs, telling you that you’re his girl and your pussy is his, so why can’t he just take them? 🙄 He buys you new pairs every now and then anyway. So he wants to smell you randomly throughout the day, whats the harm in that? He just misses you. And likes to look at the pair and reminisce about times he’s taken them off of you. Is that a crime? He even reaches into his kutte and pulls out the pair that he’s kept on him today to show that it’s no big deal, and they’re the ones from yesterday, you recognize.

He’s bashful, arguably, but not necessarily embarrassed. It’s more about getting caught than it is the actual act. Like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. He’s not sorry for taking them, he’s just sorry that it’s kinda awkward for you to find the stash. He laughs awkwardly, shrugging it off or trying to anyway. Explains that he just rarely gets time to himself, so he is uses them when he’s alone in Templo to get his mind right. That your scent calms him and helps his focus. He didn’t think you’d mind too much, he just also never expected you to find out.

He's not sorry in the slightest and he makes sure you know it too. He bought every pair anyway, what's the issue? He could buy you 30 pairs by lunch 🙄 He wasn't up from about it, no, but he also didn't necessarily hide it. It just wasn't entirely in the open. You're respectful and don't go through his stuff in his office so how would you have known he had an entire drawer of his desk with them all collected in there? You'll get over it, a few new lingerie sets will make sure of that.

The OG of panty stealing and sniffing himself. It’s canon after all. He just can’t help himself. You’re his moon and stars and he just can’t get enough of you. Even when you’re perched in his lap, cockwarming him, face nuzzled in the crook of his neck, it’s not enough. He needs to be in your skin. But he can’t. So stealing your panties is the next best thing. It’s a compulsion he can’t fight. God knows he’s tried. And he tells you as much. Lists all of the things he did first to try and not have to submit to that desire. But in the end it didn’t matter. He just needs to have your most intimate article with him at all times. Keeps He doesn’t want you to think he’s a freak but he also just need you to know how much he absolutely loves, adores, and worships you. He’ll even hand over the pair in his pocket if you ask him to.

He's nonchalant about it. It's just panties. You have a bunch more. Not like you were gonna miss them or something. He just loves you and likes to have something of yours that he can keep nearby when he misses you. One in his pocket, one in the sale bag of his bike tucked away hidden. His stash is dispersed, not because he was necessarily hiding them, but because there's one each place that will serve a purpose.

Also not embarrassed. Hits you with that famous smirk, his shoulders shrugging as you stare at him waiting for an answer. "Just miss you sometimes, Darlin'. Just somethin' to get me by." Like it's perfectly normal. He left you your favorite pairs after all. He only takes the ones you're not the biggest fan of, so you wouldn't notice as quickly. It's not a big deal, he can give them back. Sometimes he just needs to sit in the chapel with them over his face while he strokes himself before Church so he can make sure he has a level head before this important vote.

General taglist

@piccasoe @ateliefloresdaprimavera @gemini0410 @woahitslucyylu @my-rosegold-soul @that-chick212 @everyhowlmarksthedead @glimmerglittergirl  @fanaticfangurl21 @encounterthepast  @svintsandghosts @starrynite7114   @destynelseclipsa  @queenbeered @iamthegraham @emoengelfurleben  @otomefromtheheart @rosieposie0624 @papa-geralt-of-cirilla @beeroses @weirdosandhopelessromantics @kola95 @black-repunzel99 @xonickibaby @cruzwalters @myakai13 @mrsstevenbuchananstark @lyly00 @kaystacks17 @cole-winchester  @alexxavicry  @savagemickey03  @fanfic-n-tabulous   @choochoo284 @xbloodyxangelx @carma-fanficaddict @gillysoldlady

Mayans MC taglist

@dazzledamazon​  @abunnykisses​ @briana-mishell24​  @wrcn9fvlcver​  @thesandbeneathmytoes​ @krysiewithak​  @appropriate-writers-name​  @blessedboo​  @megapeacelovemusic-blog​ @emoengelfurleben​ @blowmymbackout​ @abby-splace​ @kola95​ @black-repunzel99​ @redpoodlern​  @myakai13​

@cruzwalters​  @danimals1096 @po3ticb3auty​ @lyly00​ @im-just-a-mississippi-girl​  @angel-121​ @fanfic-n-tabulous​ @90sisthenew80s​ @lovelytricia @librarian1002

[whoopsies-daisies]

random goofy lil tadc headcannons 🔥🔥🔥

Kinger once completely forgot how to speak English for a whole day and didn't realize. He was speaking Spanish. Kinger doesn't even speak Spanish.

Every few months Caine makes little changes to everyone's outfits just for fun. They have no say in this.

Once in a while they all gather in Jax's room for movie night. They only use Jax's room because he has the biggest bed (because of how ridiculously tall he is). Jax never gets to pick the movie, despite it being his tv.

Sometimes ragatha thinks that she forgot to drink water for today, then remembers that they don't actually need water.

Jax used to be best friends with another rabbit that resided within the circus, but once they abstracted, he decided that nothing in the circus was worth his time anymore, and just sorta gave up on being nice to people and participating in Caine's adventures.

Caine once tried incorporating digital pets into the circus to make everyone happier, but they glitched out and started trying to attack everyone. That's how ragatha lost an eye.

Jax blasts music from his room louder than anyone thought was humanly possible, and it's never the kind of music anyone would expect him to listen to. Imagine Gangle's surprise when she walked past Jax's room in the morning hearing David Bowie music playing so loud it could rupture a non-digital person's eardrums.

Sometimes when Zooble is bored they'll just rearrange their body parts like a real life Mx. Potato Head.

Gangle and Pomni bond over their shared love of cats.

Every Friday night, Gangle, Pomni, and Ragatha hang out and eat popcorn and watch romcoms for a girl's night. They were going to invite Zooble, but ultimately decided against it since Zooble isn't technically a girl, they're a Zooble.

They're all at least a little bit gay.

Ok that's it. Tadc fans come get your juice.

[mobbybassy]

Headcanon TDAC meme babysitting chart

[chickenscratchstudios]

Yeah okay I think I'm a little obsessed

[jaxxys-doll]

do u have any hcs for jax ? (or anyone else in the circus?)

I have a LOT, actually.

I will make a list of them really soon, but I’ll spare you one of the more insignificant ones of them now.

I think Jax sings to himself when he’s nervous or freaking out. Maybe his mother did it to him when he was a kid and it’s the only way he can get himself to calm down.

[thescarletnargacuga]

A/N: nobody asked for this, but I can't sleep until it's out of my head-

RACEWAY AU CHARACTERS REACT TO BEING UNDER THE MISTLETOE

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Pomni x Caine: The most romantic and dramatic kiss. He twirls her, dips her low and kisses her way longer than necessary. She holds tight to him, smiling through the whole kiss.

Pomni x Ragatha: A sweet kiss on the cheek from Ragatha. Makes Pomni blush and hide behind her hands. Ragatha is pleased.

Pomni x Gummigoo: They're both blushing. A quick peck on the lips. He lowers his hat over his eyes. She squeals into her hands.

Pomni x Jax: He taunts her with exaggerated kissing noises, she flicks him off.

Pomni x Gangle: Forehead touch, both smiling.

Pomni x Zooble: back to back, arms crossed, sunglasses. Bros.

Pomni x Kinger: HUG. BIIIIIG HUG! Tol v smol hug.

Pomni x Loo: ....Loo is a mountain and Pomni's gonna climb her for a little kith. Sorry Ragatha

Caine x Ragatha: NOPE. Sorry Caine, but she's still too skeezed out by your appearance. Keep distance.

Caine x Gummigoo: Yet another who is fearful around Caine. Keep up the good work, boss man.... but please don't kiss him.

Caine x Jax: Jax would rather set his ears on fire. Caine would be happy to oblige.

Caine x Gangle: Hand kiss for her, she's a sweetheart.

Caine x Zooble: HE'S the one afraid of THEM. Please, stop staring at him with such bored disdain.

Caine x Kinger: Very sweet. Caine gives Kinger a kiss on the cheek. Kinger is happy.

Caine x Loo: Ever wanted to kiss a god? Loo has. Caine gets snatched right out of the air and smooched by his own creation.

Ragatha x Gummigoo: She kisses his snoot. Happy gator noises.

Ragatha x Jax: She'll grab him by his stupid head and give him a stupid kiss so he'll shut his stupid mouth. No, she's not blushing, shut up. (She is blushing A LOT) Jax is too stunned to speak.

Ragatha x Gangle: Cheek kisses! One for each!

Ragatha x Zooble: Finger guns.

Ragatha x Kinger: She will try to give him a quick kiss on the mouth but ends up kissing his nose area instead. Kinger is happy.

Ragatha x Loo: Interlaced fingers. Ragatha pops up her heel. Long, loving kiss that makes the heart all a flutter.

Gummigoo x Jax: Angry glares. Will still kiss to establish dominance.

Gummigoo x Gangle: He kisses her cheek. She gives him one back.

Gummigoo x Zooble: knuckle touch

Gummigoo x Kinger: Kinger wants to show off his insect collection. Gummigoo wants to see it.

Gummigoo x Loo: He takes off his hat and she kisses the top of his head

Jax x Gangle: She's terrified. He gets reeeeeeeal close... and says boo. She screams.

Jax x Zooble: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- no.

Jax x Kinger: Headlock side hug. Jax crushing Kinger's head to his ribs. Kinger is happy.

Jax x Loo: He'll say a terrible, sugar related pick up line. Is surprised she actually laughs and kisses his cheek.

Gangle x Zooble: She's the ONLY person Zooble will kiss. Very gentle, tender pressing of their faces together.

Gangle x Kinger: Best hug. Full body ribbon wrap. Kinger is happy.

Gangle x Loo: Gangle is big nervous. Loo gives her a kiss on the forehead.

Zooble x Kinger: Chill besties. Will sit and do nothing together. Kinger is happy.

Zooble x Loo: Awkward wave.

Kinger x Loo: She's the only person taller than him. He's quite happy to receive a kiss on the forehead.

Bubble: Will bite EVERYONE.

Abel: Has no lips and is very salty about it.

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A/N: Please keep in mind that this only applies to Raceway. This does not reflect how I see ship dynamics, romantic or otherwise, in the digital circus as a whole.

[vinnieswife]

secret account

pete dunham x reader

word count: 1.9k

summary: Dave and Swill secretly film pete’s sweet moments with you and create a ig account.

Pete’s lads have always been a chaotic bunch, but Dave and Swill are on another level. What starts as a regular Saturday in Pete’s garage—a bit of darts, some banter, and you trying to clean up their never-ending mess—takes an unexpected turn when you catch Dave holding his phone up, grinning like an idiot.

“What are you doing, Dave?” you ask, hands on your hips.

“Just making memories, love,” he says innocently, but you don’t buy it for a second.

Swill, sitting on the hood of Pete’s car, cackles. “He’s been filming you and Pete all day.”

“What? Why?”

“‘Cause you two are sickeningly cute, that’s why,” Dave says, showing you the screen. There’s a video of Pete handing you a cup of tea, but the way he looks at you—like you’re the only person in the room—makes your chest tighten even though you see it every day.

You groan. “Dave, delete that.”

“No chance,” he says, and Swill chimes in. “We’re making an Instagram account. Couple goals, innit? ‘@PeteAndHisGirl.’” You totally thought that they were kidding.

Pete finally looks up from under the hood of his car, wiping grease off his hands. “What are you two on about now?”

“They’re filming us,” you say, glaring at Dave and Swill.

Pete just shrugs. “As long as they’re not filming me dropping the bloody engine block, they can do what they like.”

That’s all the permission they need. Over the next month, Dave and Swill are relentless. They film everything—Pete brushing a strand of hair out of your face, the way you laugh at his dumb jokes, how he instinctively pulls you closer when you’re sitting next to him. One morning, you catch Dave recording Pete making you a cup of tea, smiling to himself like it’s the most important job in the world.

“Honestly, you two don’t even realize how you look at each other,” Dave says when you try to protest.

By the end of the week, they’ve posted half a dozen videos to the account, set to soft acoustic music and cheeky captions like, “Find someone who looks at you like Pete looks at her.”

At first, it’s just the lads who follow the account, leaving sarcastic comments like:

“Pete’s gone soft.”

“Where’s my cup of tea, mate?”

“Can’t believe we’re mates with a living rom-com.”

But then, something strange happens. One of the videos blows up—a clip of Pete handing you a wrench while you help him in the garage. The soft smile in his face and the shine in your eyes. By the next morning, the video has thousands of likes and comments.

The video blows up overnight. By the time you wake up, Dave and Swill are buzzing with excitement, practically bouncing as they burst into Pete’s garage.

“Mate, you’re famous!” Dave shouts, holding his phone aloft.

Pete glances up from the engine he’s working on, looking thoroughly unimpressed. “What’re you on about now?”

Swill shoves the phone in his face. “Your love life’s gone viral. Look!”

He squinted at the screen. There it was: the wrench video, captioned, “This is love in its purest form,” with numbers you couldn’t quite process. Over a million views, hundreds of thousands of likes, and a flood of comments scrolling too fast to read.

Pete frowned deeper. “This? This is what people care about?”

You peek over his shoulder and immediately notice the numbers: over a million views, tens of thousands of likes, and comments pouring in by the second.

“This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week.”

“The way he looks at her?? I’m crying.”

“This is what I want in life. Where’s my Pete??”

“I don’t even know these people, but I’m invested in their love story.”

Pete shakes his head, muttering, “World’s gone mad.”

You’re about to agree when Swill scrolls to another clip they’ve posted—this one of Pete absentmindedly tucking your hair behind your ear while you’re both sitting on the couch. The caption reads, “When he thinks no one’s watching.”

Pete groans. “For the love of—why’re you filming us when we’re just sitting there?”

“Because it’s cute!” Dave says, grinning. “And apparently, everyone else agrees.”

“Oh my God,” you said, covering your face. “You actually posted these?”

“We’ve been posting them all week,” Swill said, completely unapologetic. You stood there feeling equal parts flattered and mortified. “You two are unbelievable.”

Pete sighs, turning back to his work. “You’re making me out to be some sappy bloke. They’ll think I’ve gone soft.”

You lean over to kiss his cheek, smirking. “Pete, you are soft.”

His lips twitch, fighting a smile. “Don’t you start.”

Curiosity got the better of you. “Let me see.”

Dave handed over his phone, and you started scrolling. There were dozens of videos, all set to either soft love songs or cheeky captions. Every clip had thousands of likes and hundreds of comments.

“This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Pete handing her a wrench like it’s a bouquet of flowers. I’m done.”

“Find someone who looks at you like THIS.”

“They don’t even realize how in love they are. I’m crying.”

Pete leaned over your shoulder, reading in silence. He muttered, “The world’s gone mad.”

You kept scrolling, finding comments on the hair-tucking video:

“This man loves her with his whole soul. You can see it.”

“Protect them at all costs.”

“Can someone write a book about these two? I’m begging.”

Finally, you landed on the account’s page and it had over 100,000 followers.

You turned to Dave and Swill. “A hundred thousand?”

They looked far too proud of themselves. “People love you two,” Dave said with a shrug. “You’re what the world needed. Pure, real love.”

“This account is my new comfort place.”

“If they ever break up, love isn’t real.”

“I showed this to my boyfriend, and now he’s trying to act like Pete.”

Pete finally puts down his tools, exasperated. “Alright, that’s enough. You lot need to get a life.”

“Too late,” Swill says, grinning. “We’re in too deep.”

Despite Pete’s protests, you can tell he secretly doesn’t mind. Later, when it’s just the two of you, he pulls you into his arms and grumbles, “At least they’re posting the truth. I do look at you like that.”

You smile, leaning into him. “And I look at you the same way.”

For all his grumbling, Pete doesn’t delete the account. When you ask why, he just smiles, setting the phone down and pulling you into his arms. “Guess if the world wants to see it, I can’t be too mad. As long as they know you’re mine.” And honestly, you don’t mind sharing a little piece of it—as long as Pete’s still just yours.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Saw this ask and immediately thought of Mable Pines from gravity falls. Had her in my mind while writing this too. Can you tell?

Jax x enthusiastic Reader

★ I'm not going to sugar coat it. He thought you were incredibly annoying. To be fair, you can be a bit much. Jax figured that your spirit would be broken soon enough. The digital world does that to people.

★ lo and behold you stayed the same, even after most would have given up. It was interesting how someone can be that hopelessly optimistic. Or maybe you were just stupid?

★ The more he talked to you the more he warmed up to you. You were a breath of fresh air in the normally hellishly day to day life he found himself in. You took his harassment with a smile and laughed with him after he messed with you.

★ At first he refused to help you mess around with the world's physics. Eventually, after weeks of asking, he gave in and indulged you. Maybe after he does it once you'll (hopefully) give up.

★ He had a surprisingly good time running around with you. Doing strange things he never thought to do because it would've felt silly. Seriously, who would willingly hold a cinder block and sink to the bottom of the lake? Apparently you!

★ Don't tell anyone, but he'd like to do it again sometime. It felt nice not taking anything seriously and trying to figure out how to break the games physics. Maybe next time you'll no-clip through something?

[blackcoffeemania]

I watch TADC not to long ago, loved it, but I wanna say Jax had to be the biggest loser irl. I just can't see it any other way. He's the only one who thrives in and enjoys the circus. He only acts semi decent when he's forced to mimic a normal 9 to 5 shift and he absolutely hates it. He also never really has any long term consequences to his actions in TADC, something that got taken away from him in episode 4.

Tldr: Jax is a loser

[tadcrodeoau]

I'm begging you for a ref of This aus caine

Maybe after artfight

Till then, here, have all these doodles I've done with him in this au thus far as compensation.

《 Funfact: He gets along the best with Jax in this Au. Jax is more of an instigator for all of Caine's schemes, and in turn, Caine is supportive of Jax's "Pranks." They are partners in crimes, albeit neither of them realize they're both essentially instigating eachothers tendencies. They're both the masterminds in their brains but are actually unwitting accomplices in the others. 》

[imagineredwood]

What are some HC’s you can see for Yandere! Jax?

Kept this one a little...mild 👀

Absolutely makes a copy of your house key

He doesn't use it that you know of until it's a matter of safety

Maybe if you feel unsafe one day

A string of break ins happening around the neighborhood

And you happen to mention to him late one night over text that you can't sleep because you're scared

He says he'll come over and spend the night and you don't bother to get up and unlock the door until you hear him pulling up

But before you can get to it, he's already unlocking the door and opening it

Gives that smile with a hint of sheepishness to it

"Made a copy a while back just in case."

He also is the type to me that sabotages or interfere with any other men that may be trying to get close to you

Becomes scary and intimidating to drive them off

Definitely pretends to be an ex of yours just to make them extra sure to stay away

Rationalizes all of his behaviors under the guise of safety

"I gotta keep checking up on you, Darlin'. Make sure you're still ok and safe."

"Yeah I keep track of where you go on different days of the week. A man's gotta know where his loved ones are."

"These security cameras are for your safety. That way I can always check in on you and make sure you're ok."

He "accidentally" bumps into you while grocery shopping and slides his card into the machine before you can argue

Then keeps the receipt as an easy way to memorize your favorite drinks and foods

Then always has them when he asks you to come over to hang out with him and Abel

General taglist

@piccasoe @ateliefloresdaprimavera @gemini0410 @woahitslucyylu @my-rosegold-soul @that-chick212 @everyhowlmarksthedead @glimmerglittergirl  @fanaticfangurl21 @encounterthepast  @svintsandghosts @starrynite7114   @destynelseclipsa  @queenbeered @iamthegraham @emoengelfurleben  @otomefromtheheart @rosieposie0624 @papa-geralt-of-cirilla @beeroses @weirdosandhopelessromantics @kola95 @black-repunzel99 @xonickibaby @cruzwalters @myakai13 @mrsstevenbuchananstark @lyly00 @kaystacks17 @cole-winchester  @alexxavicry  @savagemickey03  @fanfic-n-tabulous   @choochoo284 @xbloodyxangelx @carma-fanficaddict @gillysoldlady

[rimunagenius]

Number

Pairing: Filip ‘Chibs’ Telford x f!Reader (soon will become an ‘x fem!OC’ during the second chapter)

Word Count: 897

Warnings: I think it’s just foul language

Summary: Getting a new neighbor is always fun or even interesting. But an annoyingly cute biker who makes too much noise, isn’t.

Note: I did totally get this from a movie or show i saw on my tt fyp soooo…i don’t own the plot, nor do i own the Sons or the SOA plot (my boy Kurt Sutter does) but i just own my reader inserts kids as characters. If you find the name or know the name of whatever movie or show this is (if you recognize the dialogue), pls comment it so i can put it in here.

Masterlist

Part 1 of the Unexpected Treasure series !

It was hard to get your little one to bed. Recently she’s being crying all night long and when she sleeps, she only sleep for two hours and then wakes up. Your oldest ones weren’t bad at all. So easy even.

Tonight was a rough night. You had already done three laps around the back yard, two around the kitchen and living room, and 6 of her bedroom. Her eyes finally started to close as you were slowly and silently rocking her in the rocking chair in her room.

Laying her in the crib slowly, carefully calculating any moves to not wake her up, you stood up and closed the door, leaving a crack so you could hear her from next door.

You had applied moisturizer to your fresh and healing tattoo before hearing the an odiously loud rumbling of bikes outside the door.

Groaning loudly you quickly made your way outside the front door before crossing your lawn over to the neighbors. You saw four men outside and just one bike while they stood in the garage. The rumbling was loud that you signaling them to keep it down wasn’t heard.

“Hey!” You stood closely behind the two with their backs faced to you, and yelled in their ears so they could hear. They turned around quickly and looked upset at the loudness of your voice.

“What gives, lady?!” One with crazy messy curly black hair turned around, finger lodged in his ear.

“Bloody hell, woman.” The other one who seemed to have facial scars turned around. The rumbling of the bike stopped immediately after the two stopped yelling at you. A man with long blonde hair and another man with long brown hair looked at you.

“Why are you guys doing making so much goddamn noise!?” You were visibly upset that these men dragged you out of your house at 10pm to rev stupid bike engines.

“Introducing ourselves to the neighbors, darlin— his neighbors.” The blonde one pointed towards the man with the crazy scars. You knew someone was moving in but the bikes weren’t really a problem when they were leaving and coming back so little.

“Well, I’m the neighbors, and we’re introduced, so if you wouldn’t mind, could you please shut the fuck up.” You looked at all four then before turning around and walking back across your lawn. You made it to the door before the one with the accent started talking to you.

“Wait, hold on. Let’s start over okay? My names Filip, what yours?” He had long hair, salt and pepper colors and the leather and kutte were actually very attractive on this man. But you didn’t know him, and men weren’t exactly your specialty considering you have three kids who’s dads left them.

“That’s cool. Just think of me as the person next door who likes it quiet.”

“Aye, but come on, love. Don’t be like that. We live next door to eachother and I feel bad. I feel terrible. I’m sorry. Will ya accept my apology?

“I don’t need your apology, I just need the quiet.” You then turned to go up the 3 steps to your porch before he started talking once again.

“Why don’t I take ya out to dinner to apologize for my rudeness? You give me yer’ number and I already have your address. I’ll call you up like a proper lad, and ask ya out.”

You giggled, “You want my number?” You smiled as you looked at him, and back at the other three men who seemed to resume talking but kept looking over to listen. Your sarcasm evident to them as the snickered amongst eachother.

“I do. I do want your number.” He nodded as he fixed his hair, his eyes never leaving yours once.

“Which number do you want? Filip?” You knew his name, you just didn’t have the capacity to care about or spare his feelings considering you had three children to get inside to and a early shift at the hospital to get some of the very little sleep for.

“Filip, now I like the way you say that, darlin.” He huffed as he smirked while he looked at you and then back to his friends before looking to you again. “How many numbers do ya have?”

“Oh I have plenty, darlin,” you mocked his endearment for you. “I have numbers falling out my ears. For instance, nine.”

“Nine?”

“Yeah, that’s how many months my baby girl is.”

“You got a little girl?” He looked intrigued and surprised in your statement. The guilt for being too loud already getting to his conscience.

“Yeah. Sexy huh? And how about this? Four is how old my oldest boy is. Two is how old my other son is. Two is the amount of time i’ve been married and divorced. Twenty is the amount of money I have left in my bank account. 850-3943 is my phone number, and im guessing zero is the amount of times your going to call it.”

“That impresses me, and your wrong about the zero thing, sweetheart.” He spoke as you walked inside and shut the door. He turned around and walked back to the boys as she looked back at your house, the living room light being shut off at the same time.

“Damn, she was pissed.” The man with long hair spoke, adjusting his beanie.

“Yeah, Chibs. Opies right, you gotta stop moving and pissin off your neighbors. This has happened like four times already.”

“Oi, shut up, Tiggy.”

“You got her number though, right?” The blonde asked, his eyebrows wiggling in a mockingly manner.

“Aye, Jackie boy.”

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