#jason is wigging out and having nightmares and stuff

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Ghost King Phantom answers a summons to a new dimension to find a sacrificial offering in three magic circles. One, holding Bizarro, another holding Artimus and the one in front holding Red Hood.

Phantom has no idea who these people are, but he knows the people in charge must be powerful mages or whatever. Doesn't matter. None of the mages hes ever had to face had known about his Halfa status so naturally thier wards and protections wouldn't work on him. He captures the kid with a naselly voice and his orange cat in a force field to give to Jazz later. She had been talking about wanting to study the psychology of a supernatural being for a while now so he'd help her out.

He made quick work of the other mages before turning around and facing the "sacrifices" the two in the back were still out cold but the one in front, the one in the red helm was radiating terror and rage. He was shaking even though Phantom hadn't done anything to him and had no intentions to. Danny landed outside the circle, trying to whisper something conforting as he stepped closer.

The moment he stepped into the ring however, the red runes turned into a bright green and the three circles disappeared. Danny didn't feel any different so he assumed it was nothing and he freed the captives before disappearing, none the wiser that Klarion the Witchboy had made a few translation mistakes in the slave contract and accidentally married a terrified Red Hood to Phantom, the High King of the Undead and King of the Lazarus dimension, also known as the Infinite Realms.

Danny probably learns he married that guy at some point but just kinda shrugs it off. Polygamy is legal in the realms and thier marriage doesn't change much. Sure, Danny is practically contractually obligated to save this guy if he's ever in mortal peril but Danny has no problems with that. He'd do it anyway.

So he just ignores the situation hoping it doesn't come up again.

It does.

Repeatedly.

I'm so surprised we don't have more Dead on Main ghost king marriage aus where Jason/the pit inside of him is terrified of Phantom. Let's change that

[bluejaysandblackbats]

The Juice Box Jubilee

Fandom: DC Comics, Batfam, YJ98, Titans

Summary: A mysterious girl walks through heroes' nightmares, and they band together to figure out why.

Chapters: 2/?

Characters: Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon, Cassandra Sandsmark, Bart Allen, Tim Drake, Conner Kent, Cissie King-Jones, Grant Emerson, Roy Harper

Relationships: TBA

Additional Tags: Dreams and Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Divergent AU, First Person POV, Mystery Character(s), Confession(s), Found Family, Healing

Chapter Two: playing dress-up (Cassandra Sandsmark's POV)

Sometimes I feel like an imposter. Nothing makes me feel worse than the nightmare I’ve had for the past two or so years. In my dream, I’m eight years old again. I’m in the art and history museum by my house while my mom works in her office examining new items before displaying them to the public. I walked through the empty impressionist exhibit, mimicking the poses of the women in the paintings. I stretched like the elegantly poised dancers and leaned forward, weary and worn like the exhausted women in their pretty dresses in other paintings. I hear a giggle in the empty exhibits. It was out of a strange curiosity that I did it. They were women. I thought I should be like them.

I heard a giggle in the empty exhibit. It filled me with an indescribable feeling of shame. I froze, trying to ignore it at first. But it echoed. “Who’s there?” I asked before turning around. Without warning, mirrors surrounded me, but instead of seeing my reflection, I saw nothing but myself in my different costumes and outfits over the years. I thought it was a prank. I always thought it was a prank at first. “Okay, cut it out!”

I turned to leave the room, but there weren’t any exits. Then, one of my reflections spoke. “What are you trying to prove?” fourteen-year-old me asked.

“Who are you trying to be?” sixteen-year-old me asked. I opened my mouth to answer the questions before my seventeen-year-old self snickered.

“What are you really wondering, girl?” my seventeen-year-old self asked.

Then, they all started teasing and jeering at me, bringing up my worst insecurities. They told me I wasn’t a real Amazon. They told me I’d never stop trying to imitate the ones that came before me. I was a cheap copy of every woman I admired. For all my strength and power, I was a pathetic excuse for a hero. I was nothing but a fraud. At this point, I would’ve started shattering the mirrors until my knuckles bled, but a small hand caught my fist. “Why are you hurting yourself?” the voice asked. I looked at her with tears in my eyes. She was a little girl with brown hair and serious eyes.

“I-.” I tried to speak but couldn’t give her a sensible answer. “They’re right… I don’t even know who I’m supposed to be. I’ve been playing dress-up my whole life.”

“Everybody plays dress-up sometimes,” she replied. She hooked her fingers into the mirror and opened it like a door. “Do you wanna play one last time?”

I wanted to say no, but she had the sweetest smile. We entered the room filled with costumes, clothes, and wigs. I hesitated before picking something, but she spun through the room and changed into items like a magical princess. I smiled, and it felt like we played for hours. She didn’t judge me or expect me to change, so I felt free to try things I hadn’t before. Different outfits and wigs that I thought were cool. And I told her stuff I wouldn’t tell anyone. “I never felt more at home than when it was just me and the guys… I didn’t have to be anything with them,” I smiled, “And if we’re being honest, I thought I had a crush on Conner, but I-.” I trailed off.

“What do you mean?” she asked.

“It sounds dumb, but I thought the only way people would see me as an Amazon is if I looked like the ones I idolized,” I confessed, “And then I kept trying harder and harder to be feminine-. That’s not what I wanted to be.”

“What do you want to be?” she questioned. I looked in the mirror while I fidgeted with my wig and straightened the waist of my side button track pants.

I slipped on a pair of goggles and smiled. “I don’t think I want to be Wonder Girl anymore. I think it’s time I stop pretending,” I smiled.

*

I called Bart, Cissie, and Conner to the park to hang out while I tried to find the words to explain my feelings. Bart arrived first with Cissie and swept me off my feet in an embrace. “It’s been a million years! How’s it going? Wait-. What’s wrong? There’s something wrong,” Bart greeted me. He held my shoulders as he looked me over.

I chuckled and hugged him. “Not like you to notice stuff like that. How are you?” I asked. Bart’s face changed for a split second, almost frowning.

“I’m great. I can’t complain. Max is back,” Bart replied. Cissie hugged me and laughed.

“My turn, okay?” Cissie smiled at Bart. “How’s it going, Cassie?”

“Um… I don’t know yet,” I answered.

Conner and Tim came through together. “Hey! Conner brought food!” Tim shouted.

I hugged them, and we walked toward the picnic tables. We sat at the table, and I stuck my fingers in the patterned holes in the metal. “I’m not-. I don’t have-. I’m not going to be Wonder Girl anymore,” I announced.

Bart stood up to protest. “Why?” Bart asked.

“Because I don’t-. I’m not-. I don’t-. I’m nonbinary,” I stammered. I raked a hand through my hair and started rambling about how I never felt like a girl and how hard I tried to be a girl. “So, um-. So when I change my look and my costume and name-. I wanted you guys to be the first to know.”

We sat silently for a few seconds, and Conner poked his lips out and cleared his throat. “At the risk of sounding insensitive, these tacos will taste terrible cold,” Conner mumbled. I chuckled, and everyone else laughed, too.

We ripped the bag open and started eating before Conner stopped to look at me. “Hey, Cassie, we love you. You know that, right? That’s never going to change,” Conner reassured me.

“Cassie, we’re a family,” Tim added.

“Yeah, Cassie, we’re happy you told us,” Cissie smiled. Bart didn’t say anything.

Instead, he waited until everyone left and sat with me. “Bart? Are you okay?” I asked.

“I-. I’m glad you called. I’ve been-. I’ve felt down in the dumps for a while now, and it felt good to see you guys. I know you’re-. I’m nonbinary like you. It’s more common in the future, but I get how-. You don’t-. You and me. We don’t talk about our feelings,” Bart explained. I never expected Bart to say he was depressed.

“Bart, are you okay?” I asked. “I’m pretty sure my mom-.”

He burst into tears. “I feel like everyone’s fading away,” Bart cried, “And I don’t want that. I want you to stay. I want Cissie, Conner, and Tim to stay. I wake up every day wondering if the people I see will disappear or if I’ll-.”

I hugged him. “Bart, I love you so much,” I replied, “You jerks are my best friends… And in true best friends fashion, I’ll tell you a secret, and if you ever tell Conner I will kill you with my bare hands.”

Bart stopped crying and nodded. “I won’t,” Bart promised.

“I used to think I had a crush on him, but I realized something… I wanted to be more like him,” I confessed.

“I thought everyone felt that way about him… Well-. Not Cissie, but almost everybody. I’m behind everybody maturity-wise, but I’m catching up quickly. He’s the oldest and the coolest in the group, so it’s only natural,” Bart replied. I grinned.

“You’re right… And-. Bart, let me text my mom. It can’t hurt for you to spend the night at my house-.”

“I can’t sleep,” Bart confessed. It seemed like a big deal. So, I grabbed his big head and kissed the top of it.

“If you still can’t sleep, we’ll stay up all night talking. We definitely have to talk about your gender,” I smiled. Bart nodded.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Batboys x Cosplayer!reader (preference)

Requested by the great @middevil465​: Batboys dating a cosplayer,but downside is that they have to put up with their sewing at 2am

Dick: 

Okay so this boy will be your biggest fanboy

ESPECIALLY if you cosplay him as Nightwing

(Not to be kinky on main, but depending on how..uhm... showing... the costume is he might get a bit frisky if ya know what I mean)

He wants to help as much as possible

You have to finish sewing that cape, but your wig isn’t styled yet? Don’t worry, Dick has enough expirence from his long hair phase to take care of that for you!

You want to cosplay a certain hero (or villain), but can’t fid that specific item that would make the cosplay perfect (maybe a weapon, a mask, etc.)? Dick might or might not steal borrow said item from the original hero for you (of course he gives it back after you had a photoshoot or something similar and he always feels a bit bad for the hero (not for the villains tho))

Now to the “downsides”

Dick, unlike some of his siblings, actually rather enjoys sleep

“I need my beauty sleep, all this perfection doesn’t come from nothing”

And he is honestly torn

He loves and supports you so so so much and he understands that you can be your most productive around the nighttimes, but he just came back from like two to three hours of patrol after a whole day of working at the police station and he honestly just want to sleeeeeeeeeeeep

So he finds a comprimise and fucking sound isolates the room your sewing in

It’s a win-win if we think about it and you probably would go as far as to just completely take over the room to make it your own little cosplay studio 

Everyone sleeps is happy 

Jason:

Jason is a whole ass hurricane 

Don’t misunderstand me, he loves your hobby and he thinks it’s cool, but how excited he is depends on who exactly you cosplay

Him? Amazing, showstopping, great, breathtaking, nothing more amazing ever happened in this triste gray world before that

Robin (also slightly depending on which incarnation)? Cute, want to cuddle, 9/10 would do again

Batman? “That looks nice babe, you can take it off now” (Please don’t wear a more feminine toned (or just in general reaveling if you’re not female) batman cosplay. Jason is not ready for that amount of daddy issues) 

Someone like Harley, Ivy, Selina? Hell, even penguine or Riddler? He digs it for some reason and he might even show the respective rouge a picture of the cosplay (if he knows that it’s not possible to identify you).

They all love it, possible have a little fanclub

You cosplay as any other hero? Depending on how much of a little fangirl Jason is he will be really exsited and happy with you

Now, if you, for some unknown reason like losing your brain, because quite honestly that’s what it would take for me, decide to cosplay the Joker...

Welp, you’re single now... Sorry not sorry, but Jason is not okay with that

But that’s just a real extreme so let’s get away from that again, shall we?

Jason is used to being kept awake at night, be it from his thoughts or his nightmares (Housten, we’re sinking to deep)

So when he comes home from patrol around 2/3 a.m. and finds you sitting in the living room or the bedroom on your sewing machine (a gift from Bruce so state of the art technology and relativly silent, BUT NOT SILENT ENOUGH) 

He just sighs

He might just sit down beside you and watch or chat a bit or, if he feels a bit more touchy, stand beside you and braide your hair 

When you’re finished he’ll pick you up and cuddle with you in bed, trapping you effectivly for the next 8 to 10 hours

Tim: 

Did someone say couple cosplay? Because Yes. Yes you do

It isn’t that Tim ever really thought of doing cosplay or plans to use his rare free time to do it, but as soon as seing you cosplay literally anyone, he’s sold

He is a gigantic fanboy, has you cosplaying him (not Red Robin, just Tim) as his lock screen and you cosplaying Red Robin as his home screen

He’s not sure what it is, but one day he’s just sitting at his computer doing Wayne Inc. stuff when you send him a picture of you cosplaying someone and just has a metaphorical lightbulb over his head

He sneakily finds out who you will cosplay next and luckily for him it’s Zelda 

He puts everything in order and the day you want to test the cosplay out, see if everything goes together and you can pull it off, a wild Link appears

He did one hell of a job for his first cosplay (he might have had Wayne Inc. designers for the upcoming clothing line do it, but who cares amiright?) 

After that it’s kind of a tradition that once in a while the two of you pull off a couple cosplay and it’s the cutest thing ever

The highlight was when you cosplayed Batman and Catwoman on a (private) halloween party, just with the catch that you had it gender bend so Catman and Batwoman (not the Batwoman-Batwoman, but y’know what I mean), not breaking the character to the amusement of everyone present (excpet maybe Bruce who acts annoyed, but kinda thinks it’s funny)

So now to the nights

contrary to popular belief I do think Tim sleeps more than an hour or two at times

Maybe not in a healthy rythm or with any logic behind it, but he does 

Mostly

Just not nights for the most part, it’s mostly in the afternoon after a few hours at Wayne Inc, or the homeoffice or college (depending on which Tim!state we’re thinking off) and before Patrol

so when he comes home to find you sewing he’s actually rather happy

He won’t let you go to bed after you’re finished until you’re really tired or if you have something important the next day

You will watch a movie or do something stupid or even go out and see what Gotham city can give you around 3 a.m. (of course with a hidden weapon on tim’s part and him not letting you out of sight) 

Those nights are his favorite

Damian: 

Damian, like so many things, doesn’t quite understand

What’s the appeal of dressing yourself like someone you’re not?

Why do you wear fake hair?

He also doesn’t seem to see any connection between him dressing up every DAMN NIGHT 

It’s two completely different situations for him

It’s not like he does anything against that hobby of yours, but at least at the beginning he just keeps out of it 

That most likely will change if you ever decide to cosplay him (as Robin) 

If he comes to visit you after school at your place and he walks into your room (given your parents opened the front door for you) seeing you in a surprisingly good replica of his costume?

Bby boy is sold

The better the replica looks the quicker he is to fuzz over it

After that he kinda sees the point behind it (or not, but he supports it now and wants you to have even better, more detailed, costumes)

He’ll get you so much stuff

You want to cosplay someone, but the only wig you have that fits is a bit too long?

Well hillerihoo, you got a new one that fits perfectly and is almost life-like now

Don’t ever mention that you don’t feel comfortable with him spending so much money for you, because he won’t stop

He’ll find his ways to spoil you, believe me

quick interruption before we go to the night part:

If you’re Damian’s GF, you’re most likely bound to be good friends with Jon

So it’s only a question of time until he asks you to cosplay him

If you do he’ll be excited like a puppy you just gave a treat while Damian will pout

A lot

And I mean A LOT

You’ll either have to suffer through a few days of pouty Damian or you make an even better Cosplay of him (as Robin) or Batman (both works for him since he sees himself as the future Batman already)

That’ll make him happy again

Now to the night-part

Okay so let’s assume we’re talking about Teen!Damian (obviously also Teen!reader!!!) 

You two won’t be living together so that won’t be a problem and since you’re living with y’alls parents and I will assume they won’t be happy about you sewing at 2 a.m.

Also, Damian will offer to have people make the costumes for you, but he will let that go if you tell him that making the costumes is a big part about all that, the part that makes it so amazing

IF we’re talking about grown up!Damian and Reader and the two of you live together, it’ll be a lot similair to Dick (in as he get’s you your own little cosplay studio) so that he won’t be kept awake by it

but somedays he’s more like Jason and will stay up with you and to keep you company during these creative sessions

[bioodorange]

||Pastas on Halloween||

I'll make a part 2 if y'all wanna see anyone else

X-Virus

Cody would play an actor at one of those haunted houses

Were talking huge, multiple attractions and long ass lines

A personal HC, Cody is bomb at SFX makeup

He'd have a fun time before hand, half dressed up and helping people he worked with get ready

He'd do it with normal people because with the pastas its cheating

He'd do the same one every year and make friends through it

Start planning months ahead with everyone and leaving at random ass times to go set it up

He'd have a souvenir each year

And he'd sell overpriced tickets to those he didn't like

Even if he likes you this shit ain't free

Wouldn't let ANYONE see his makeup or costume outside the other workers for ultimate scare factor

All would be going well until he gets fuckin socked by one of the kids

Their mom would apologise like "omg I'm so sorry I kn-"

And he breaks character gets up with a huge smile on his face and laughs his ass off

"nice one" and offers a high five

Very into Halloween and very hard to upset him during this season

Masky

Claims to not be super into it

Like ew why it's just a holiday??

But spends 3 hours looking for the perfect costume at spirit

Would casually rob a Walmart for all of the candy

And on Halloween just has the stupidest grin on his face

Like his reason for being happy just halloween

That's all he says when someone asks

Takes great pride in the pumpkin he carved

Yes he dragged brian to get it with him

he MIGHT try and bake the pumpkin seeds

He has a mental list of good and bad horror movies

One comment from Brian about how he always changes his opinion and he writes it tf down

The next morning around 8:30 am

SLAM

Brian, confused "Tim what the fuck is that-"

"Everything" "What the hell does that mean?"

"you said I change my opinion a lot so now it's all here!" "What the h-"

"yes it is color coded, thank you for asking"

"how long did this take you?"

"16 hours"

Radiates proudly in dumbass sleep deprived energy

Laughing Jack

So as expected he likes halloween

dUh

Since this dude loves children

He would definitely have fun with this Holiday

He would go to like a preschool before halloween and just fuckin watch those little parades they have kids do

Like where they go around the school In their costumes

He'd roast the shit out of them

And everyone else too

He'd give so much tips like what you could do to make it better

But wouldn't tell you how to do so and continue to put you on blast

He thinks spirit is overrated and insists on making his costume himself

But he'll do it in the like two days leading up to halloween and will get very feral with anyone who interrupts his work

He likes trick or treating but not with people so he'd have like Jason and candy pop go to different rooms in the mansion and give him candy

For like 5 hours straight

He'd stab the candy on his fingers like a shish kabob

He'd also murder anyone who eats a KitKat by biting into it

Even though he's a weirdo who chews ice cream and swallows cookies whole

Homicidal Liu

So Liu feeds like stray cats and other animals in the woods

He feels bad because theres shit like the rake out there

But he would dress every single animal up

And spend like all afternoon taking pictures off them

He isn't one to dress up, it isn't really his thing

He'd wish he could hand out candy because he wants to see like all the kids cool costumes and stuff

Would low-key murder a fuckin spirit of Halloween attendant so he could have their job for a day

He'd go to Costco and get all different kinds of candy and leave out those little "take one :)" bowls like out and about

Now when it's like later at night he'd go around beating people up who like kill black cats because apparently Halloween is oh so horrible

Also in the few days after halloween when people start returning their black cats and stuff he takes all is them home to the mansion

And eventually slender makes him release them or keep them in the basement

Everyone got annoyed of dying cat noises coming from his room at 2 am

I feel like Liu wouldn't be a fan of horror movies

But he'd be totally down to watch the originals like Hocus Pocus, Halloween Town and Monster House

He is a fan of Tim Burton

His favourite movie is the Corpse Bride

Ticci Toby

He fucks pumpkin

But no Toby is a big fan of fall

And halloween!

He really likes M&M's

Chewy candy is hard to eat with the gash in his cheek

He'd suck all the colored covering off of the M&M and spit it out

He'd do this to all of them before eating them

If you watch a horror movie he insists on eating all the half popped popcorn kernels

Toby would be a fun of funny slashers like Child's Play

He'd be the one dude who'd spoil wtf was gonna happen during the movie

And get a shit ton of popcorn thrown at him

He'd get a lot of criticism for how his cosplay was innacurate

"his hoodie has thicker stripes then that like co"

Yeah uh then he'd bite this bitches finger-

Toby unironically barks at people change my mind

For his costume he'd probably go to a smaller local business to support them

He'd get dressed up as Dracula or something a classic but a good one

Jeff or something would make fun of how he could see Toby's fake ass fangs through his mouth gash

Then Jeff would get fuckin socked in the face

Don't mess with this bitch when he's excited about Halloween!

Jeff the Killer

He also fucks pumpkins

His worst nightmare see those Jeff the Killer morph suits at spirit Halloween

He'd get his costume from fuckin hot topic or something

He'd post youtube make up tutorials on how to look like him

Ben would get mad cash from filming Jeff raging when he got demonetized

He'd spend like 20 minutes getting his hair in a wig cap only to realize he didn't need it for his costume

He'd be into really shitty candies like tootsie rolls and black licorice

He'd get curb stomped by LJ for biting right into a fuckin KitKat bar

Very adamant on kidnapping children

That is until he realizes how annoying they are

"what do you mean you have to e a t" "no shut the fuck up and e- NO I DON'T CARE IF IT'S COOKED" "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"

Jeff releases the children and now refuses to hangout with ben

Simply because of how small and feral he is

He'd go around scaring kids for revenge and taking the fuckin candy they drop

[twinklecheeks]

Friends With Benefits (Jeff Wittek Imagine) Part 2

Summary: Jeff and Y/N have been hooking up for a while. The whole vlog squad assumes they’re dating and Y/N does too but Jeff doesn’t like labels. He eventually starts to express interest in Natalie.

Note: Planning on making this a multiple part series, depending on how good it does. You’re 21 & Latina in this (maybe) series. Also, I’d like to apologize for the typos, if there is any. I’m just illiterate lmao.

Warnings! pregnancy, abortion? mentions of sex.

Part 1

Word Count: 2.4k

Y/n doesn’t know what to do. A million scenarios were going on in your head. “What if I tell him and he doesn’t want it? What if I never tell him and I get an abortion? I mean my body, my choice, right? What if I leave youtube, pull off a Kylie Jenner and reveal it to the world when it’s born? What if I put it up for adoption? Would I choose a closed adoption or an open adoption?” As all these scenarios are running through your head, the doctor asks if you want pictures. “Ummm yeah sure.” This just feels like a nightmare to y/n. The doctor is ready to discharge you and you take an uber home. You feel a buzz in your pocket and it was a text from David. “Hey you should come over and film tonight. We’re messing around with helium and stuff that messes with your voice.” You were about to say yes until you remembered that you were with child. Helium is probably not the best for pregnancy…. “Sorry I can’t come today. Not feeling too well.” “Damn maybe tomorrow. I pulled a prank of Jason’s new tesla and I need some reactions.” “Sure, I’ll be there.” You finally arrive home and you just feel super overwhelmed. Your anxiety already fucks with you at random times and now add the pregnancy hormones, that just sounds like a recipe for disaster. You decide to text Carly and Erin in y’alls gc. They have basically been you best friends since you’ve been a part of the vlog squad but you don’t know if they’ll be pissed once you reveal your secret relationship w/ Jeff. “Heyy, can you guys come over rn? I have to tell you guys a secret and you’re the only people I can trust at the moment.” Erin: “Sure. Well be there in like an hour or so. Carly and I are filming a bit with David. Probably won’t take long.” “Okay great. See you later.” Carly reads the messages from her phone and whispers “sounds serious, what do you think she’s gonna tell us?” “I don’t know. Just hope she isn’t dying or something.”

You say to yourself, “Since Carly and Erin are gonna be here in an hour, I should get pregnancy tests from the store. Just hope no fans recognize me.” You try to dress incognito and you remembered you had some expensive ass wigs in you closet (you’re a boujee ass college student lol) Once you glue the wig on, you get in your tesla (like the tesla Carly has) and you head to target. You have your hood up and sunglasses on like you’re some sort of fbi agent or something. You head to the aisle the pregnancy tests are in and see the condoms right by there and you mumble to yourself “if you woulda just taken the time to come to target and buy those, you wouldn’t be in this mess you dumb bitch.” You grab a couple of the electronic pregnancy tests cause like my bio says “i radiate dumb bitch energy.” You get home, take off the wig and read the text that says they’re 5 minutes away.

*Carly and Erin pov*

“How much you wanna bet that she has a thing for someone in the squad.” “CARLY.”

*Y/n pov*

You hear a knock at the door “heyyy” you say in an awkward tone. Erin sees the hospital bracelets on your wrist. “Oh god you are dying” Y/n: “ERIN WHAT THE-  NO ARE YOU CRAZY” All of you head to the couch and you have a hard time telling them so you say it really fast “SooooIjustfoundouti’mpregantandyou’regonnabeauntsmaybe.” Carly didn’t catch any of that but all Erin heard were the two big words. Both of them start screaming out stuff like “YOU’RE PREGNANT” “WHAT” “WHO’S IS IT.”  Y/n: “Okay okay okay. I’m gonna tell you guys everything.” So you ended up telling them the saga of you and Jeff’s relationship. Carly: “ITS. JEFF’S.” Y/n:“That’s all you have to say?” Erin: “You have to take another test. This can’t be right.” You go to the bathroom and 5 minutes later, the test says ‘pregnant.’ Erin: “ummm how about you go to a doctor so they can run some tests.” Y/n:“I already got a blood test done in the ER. Nothing is more accurate than a blood test.” Carly: “when are you due.” Y/n:“Early April I think.” Erin:“So you’re not gonna make it to my wedding?” Y/n:“Oh shit you get married in April. Dammit.” Carly: “So what are you gonna do?” Y/n:“I honestly have no idea. I just feel like he’s gonna deny everything and say its not his. He’s the only guy I’ve been sleeping w/ since New Years.” Erin: “well, whatever you decide, we’ll support you. Hopefully I’ll have a newborn baby to be my ring bearer or flower girl.” You smiled just thinking about that. Before you knew it, It started to get dark and both of them left. You didn’t want to be alone tonight, so you decided to facetime one of your other best friends. Y/n:“Hey Stass. You wanna have a girl’s night? Stassie: Sorry, I’m already having a girl’s night at Kylie’s house. You hear Kylie yell in the background “YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE.” Y/n: “Thanks, I’ll be there in a bit.” Two years ago, you would’ve never thought that you’d be friends with Kylie Jenner. You two hit it off when she invited the vlog squad to a roller rink to celebrate her becoming a billionaire.

You arrived at her mansion, finding both of them upstairs sitting on the floor in the nursery, playing with Stormi. You’re thinking about telling Kylie and ask her for advice. She’d completely understand; she had a baby at 20 and the whole world had eyes on her not knowing whether she was or wasn’t pregnant. You don’t mind if Stass knows because she helped keep Kylie’s pregnancy a secret, so you know she won’t tell anyone. Y/n:“I have to talk to you guys about something.” Kylie: “Sure. About what?” Y/n:“I’m pregnant.” Kylie and Stass: “YOU’RE WHAT.” Y/n:“Why is it so surprising that I’m pregnant.” Kylie: “who’s is it.” Stass: “it’s probably Jeff’s.” Your eyes go wide as she said that, Stass: “and just by the look on your face, you just confirmed it.” Kylie: “is Jeff the fit one with the New York accent?” “Yeah.” Kylie: “Ooooo he’s hot. So what about pregnancy did you wanna talk about?” Before you ask about pregnancy, you had to tell the whole saga for the second time today. Y/n:“I just don’t know what I should do. How did you feel when you found out?” Kylie: “well, I was shocked at first but then I got excited. Did I plan on getting pregnant so young? No. But I know I’ve always wanted to be a mom. Yeah, motherhood came earlier than expected but I honestly can’t imagine my life without Stormi. Hiding it from the public wasn’t easy but I’m lucky that I had people I could trust to hide my secret. And if Jeff doesn’t accept the baby as his, then screw him. He’ll look like the asshole for leaving. So what do you want to do?” Y/n:“I think I want to keep it a secret but that gonna be really hard because 1. I’m a youtuber and people are gonna see me gain weight, 2. I’m a college student and I have to go on campus for classes. Stass: “Can you look and see if they’re offering online courses for the classes you need to take?” Y/n:“Probably but I don’t want to die of boredom and stay in my house all the time.” Kylie: “I didn’t stay in my house all the time. I just had a lot of security around me 24/7. I bought more cars and switched between them all the time so the paparazzi would be confused. I made sure to wear baggy clothes all the time. I really didn’t start to show that much until I was almost 5 months pregnant.” Y/n:“I’d be 5 months by the time the semester ends for winter break. Should I risk it? Kylie: “I don’t know. Every body is different.” Y/n:“Thanks for the advice Ky.” Kylie: “No problem. You can always come to me for baby advice. I can help you prep. Stormi might not be right baby to start off practicing with but you’re lucky Kim just had a baby in May.” Y/n:“Are you sure she’d be okay with you borrowing Psalm to teach me how to be a mom?” Kylie: “Are you kidding. She’d love it. She has 4 kids under 6 years old. She needs a break. Oh and when it’s time to find out the gender, you HAVE to let me plan the gender reveal and baby shower.” Y/n:“haha okay.” Kylie then takes a vid of y’all playing with Stormi and posts it on her insta story captioning it ‘girls night❤️’

You wake up the next morning not feeling great at all. Kylie: “Drink ginger ale or really bitter lemonade. It helped me with my morning sickness.” Y/n:“Thanks. I should get going. I have to get to class in a couple of hours. I’ll text you later.” Kylie & Stass: “call us as soon as you figure out what you’re gonna do” Y/n:“k, bye”

Y/n talking to herself while driving home:

It probably wasn’t the best decision telling 4 people that I’m pregnant cause I’m not past the 1st trimester yet but I just couldn’t keep it in. I had to vent to someone! I’m scared of telling Jeff but I’m 1000x times more scared of telling my parents. When should I tell them? I mean, I’m flying to Seattle next month for a couple days for my moms birthday…. is that a bad time to tell them both?? I mean, my mom has been begging for grandchildren for the past couple of years. There was one time in high school where I was typing an essay in my room and my mom randomly comes in and says “mija, cuando tu tienes un hijo, nombrarlo después de mí” like who tf says that to a 17 year old? What was I gonna do today? I have class later but- Oh shit. I said I was going to David’s today to film a prank reaction. I hope I don’t have to be in the same clip as Jeff. Luckily your class is only an hour long and so you got home, quickly showered and went to class.

 As you got out of class, you hear a ding from your phone. David: “Are you on you way?” Y/n:“Yeah I’m like 30 minutes away.” As you’re driving down David’s street, you see 4 people. David, Jason’s mom, Erin and?.... Of course it would be Jeff. You get out of your tesla and David is getting the camera ready. He opens the gate and you see Jason dressed as Carmelita, showing his genitals all over the car. Everybody is screaming. “NOOOOO OH MY GOD” Jeff: “HOW CAN YOU SHOW THAT TO HIS MOTHER?” Jason’s mom is laughing hysterically. After a couple of minutes, he stopped recording and invited us all in. You haven’t been to David’s house since the incident with Jeff but you were acting as if nothing happened. You were just acting really quiet around Jeff because you’re literally pregnant with his child and have no idea how to tell him. Jeff: “Hey y/n haven’t seen you around lately” all you said was ‘hey” while looking at your phone. Jeff: “What you’re not even gonna look at me? You think cause you’re hanging out with Kylie Jenner, you’re too good for us?” Y/n: “Us? You’re literally making no fucking sense rn, I’ve talked and hung out with everyone except you. Plus why would you care? You kicked me to the curb like I was a piece of trash. Not sorry that I wanna be treated right.” Jeff pulls you to the backyard. Y/n:“Get the fuck off me” Jeff: “why the fuck are you acting like this?” Y/n:“like what? A person who’s finally standing up for herself? I don’t need you and why would you care what i’m doing? Last thing I remember is that you’re with Natalie. I hope you treating her like an actual person, unlike how you treated me. Playing around and fucking me like I was you’re toy.” Jeff: “You consented.” Y/n:“Yeah but now I realize I was dumb as fuck saying yes so many times.” At this moment, you were contemplating whether you should just tell him. You were about to tell him until the last sentence he said left you livid. Jeff: “You said yes cause you were desperate sweetheart. You fucked like a whore. I probably wasn’t the only one you were sleeping with.” At this point, you just wanted to run him over with a car. You didn’t want to be the stereotypical raging Latina so all you said as you were walking away was “Goodbye Jeff.” You didn’t even turn around. Everybody in the house from David, Jason’s mom and Erin heard every single word. On the drive home you made your decision. You’re not telling Jeff it’s his and you’re raising this baby alone. Since you’re still in the first trimester, you’ll keep it to yourself just a little bit longer before you tell the rest of the vlog squad.

*One Month later*

Y/n is officially past the 1st trimester. I’m now 13 weeks. You look in the mirror and see a tiny little bump forming. You telling your parents last week wasn’t the best… Your mom was excited but disappointed; your dad couldn’t even look at you. Your older siblings stuck by you. But now that you have the biggest obstacle out of the way, you have to tell the vlog squad... I wonder how this will go...

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I’m surprised at how many people liked chapter 1! It was confusing for me switching back from saying you & y/n but I think I did better in this part. Oh and I’m not sure if I’ll be writing as much as I am in the future. I think the minimum will be 1k words but I’ll probably write more than that.

Oh and just a heads up, I’m starting school at the end of the month! I’ll try to release as many chapters as I can write in the next 3 weeks.

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Pop Comics #5: Astonishing X-men #3. Is Clarity Enough?

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Pop Comics is a series of articles I am doing on the most popular comics according to Comixology’s weekly top 10 list.  This week I am writing about Astonishing X-men #3 which is written by Charles Soule, penciled by Ed McGuinness, inked by Mark Morales, colored by Jason Keith and lettered by Clayton Cowles. Astonishing X-men #3 is basically like...a game of Heroclix between The Shadow King and Professor X.  The comic starts out with Old Man Logan climbing through an icy astral plane whining about how in an alternate past he killed all the x-men yada yada.  There’s a side game where Professor X is trying to get Logan to something or other, without the shadow king knowing.

Meanwhile in, London(you can tell because it says so you see)…

Psylocke, Bishop, and Angel are protecting the X-men in the astral plane from alarmed local authorities.  Of course the London police are pretty concerned about the X-men being there--which, I’m thinking of all of the other times the X-men have fought some huge battle or tried to do similar things without the authorities ever really showing up--and so...good on the London police.  Eventually the x-men send Angel out to try and calm the situation, but the police shoot him with a razor net or something.  Angel starts to wig out but eventually refrains from doing anything; instead he offers to do some kind of hostage swap where an officer goes down to the roof and he goes into their helicopter--which doesn’t seem like a good idea on anyone’s part.  And of course, it turns out it’s not.  As Logan is taken over by the Shadow King, awakens, and promptly kills the police officer who has came down to talk to aforementioned x-folk.  The comic of course ends at this moment.

That’s probably the strongest image from the comic as well.  It really captures the distress of the dude, and the sort of dark elf appearance of possessed Logan kind of accentuates the “uh oh-ness” of the moment to a sufficient degree. On the whole, it’s a solid comic to be honest.  Everything that happens in it is very clear.  You are told very overtly who people are, where they are, and why they are there, so even though I am reading this in issue #3 I know exactly what is happening. In that way it is a very functional workmanlike comic that meets the quota of being a thing that came out this month and appropriately updates the story of your favorite characters. But let’s say you weren’t an X-men fan.  And just wanted to read a good comic--I don’t know that it is that.  McGuinness figures aren’t that dynamic to look at, and kind of just look like pictures of toys more than they do flamboyant characters locked into an extradimensional fight that defies the laws of reality.  I think X-men: Heroclix is an adequate description of how all of the characters look.  Which again, is fine.  But I mean if you’re an adult, maybe you should be buying those 3A figures instead?  Just sayin. I think the main thing that was interesting to me reading this, was the parts with Logan in the astral plane which are meant to take place in a very snowy cold creation of Logan’s imagination.

The story tells us that Logan has made this place for him to traverse because he likes pain.  So in theory this is like the worst snow that Logan can imagine.  His idea of painful snow.  But the depiction of this is very lacking.  There’s this blue gradient easing you from the whites to the blues in the sky sometimes into black, which is very soft.  And while it denotes coolness, does it really hit as COLD?  Add to this, there aren’t very many snowflakes.  Logan himself is not even bundled up, just wearing a normal jacket, bare hands, exposed white tank top, some jeans.  The choice to keep Logan in this costume undercuts one’s ability to visually apprehend this as a cold place, because dude isn’t even zipping up his jacket.  And then there aren’t many physical signs on Logan himself that he is in snow.  His hands look frostbitten a little bit on the very first page, but never after that. None of the snow is really sticking to him.  And then there’s not much of an attempt to show the scale of him trudging through an endless snowy battle towards a fortress in the distance.  As an idea that is very epic and if I just told you it was a snow comic where Logan killed his way through all of his old enemies on the astral plane--I think you’d picture a really rad comic--but there’s nothing like that in this. Compare all of that to Barry Windsor-Smith’s snow in Weapon X:

Which, it’s not fair to compare anyone to Barry Windsor-Smith in comics(though it is worth using his work as a measuring stick to ask for more from artists)--but I think there are some basic principles here that if they had been implemented would have really turned up the volume on Astonishing X-men #3.  First of all, note how much snow is flurrying around on the BWS pages.  There’s not even space for a colorist to run in here and drop gradients.  What is the point?  The snow has a physical force in these panels that impacts the figure within it.  The environment is impacting what it contains, which creates a much richer sensation as a reader because you have to recognize the impact of this environmental force--wherein the astonishing pages you an just glance over it.  Look at how the snow is stuck into Weapon-X’s hair.  And look how it freezes to his face.  This is the same character! And we are led to believe in Astonishing X-men #3 that that snow is the worst that the same character as BWS has drawn can imagine??  It defies belief.  

The great thing about setting something in the astral plane is that the rules of reality don’t have to apply.  So everything can be extreme.  Everything is the mental dream or nightmare of the image. The most insane unreality.  So to set something there, and then to be so boring that you don’t even draw more than a few snowflakes is insane.  There are more snowflakes on these two pages in Weapon X than the whole of Astonishing X-men #3.  It’s all just lumped into the colorist’s hands, and I know we live in an age where colorists are considered so important--but I don’t think that the best artists in comics are worse than the average colorist--so I don’t get where the trust comes from.  The artist should be leading the way not laying back in the cut letting the book live or die based upon the colorist ability to finish up the environments.  There are very few colorists who have that level of skill.  Like I could see if you were working with Dean White who was going to paint the whole thing for you--but in this case it seems lazy and rushed.  Which is crazy--because if you rock it correctly, snow issues should be pretty low on the workload! You can leave so much white!  Also--having the word balloons a whiter white than a lot of the snow...doesn’t help visually! These problems with the setting continue into the London parts of the book, which...don’t really evoke London.  I mean...I assume the buildings that are drawn there are actually there.  But the buildings don’t look any different than NYC, and the London Police and their superiors don’t really have any kind visual signifiers that make you think they are not American.  Which is fine.  It just means as a reader, that aspect of the book has no weight to it.  So what we’re left with in this book is everything is hinging upon how dramatic the writing can pit the stakes between these action figures. My other thing, which is a more general taste thing is “floaty panels”--they are all over here:

I call them floaty panels, where panels are just stacked randomly over each other and then over a bottom image, and then somehow you call it a day, and say “composition”.  To me it’s goofy.  Like look at the above page.  The most background image is Angel starting to freak out, and the panels are basically placed down across his wing.  That image is kind of the dramatic underpinning of the whole page--so from a logical point of view   it make sense to then visually have that actualized.  But all you’ve really done is covered up art and crowded out the most dramatic moment.  It’s a taste thing, but I feel that if this page had been on a grid, and the last long rectangular panel was just this unclouded image of Angel about to go nuts--it would have hit harder.  Also there’s never any attempt to try and make Angel flying around these helicopters look cool.  He literally could still be standing on the building in that first panel and you wouldn’t bat an eye.  The bald dude literally looks like he’s just peering out his office door telling people to get to work.  But then you look at it, and are like “where would you even show the cool panel of Angel hovering dangerously between these armed helicopters? There’s no space?”  

Also...I don’t get it...the net cuts his wing?  Perhaps showing this dangerous knived net would have helped?  Or just have someone use a gun?  Maybe it’s because the story needs a reason for Angel to go crazy, so the net has to cut him?  The way that it’s done, it’s the same problem as the Logan stuff in the Astral plane; you are being told by the story that there are stakes, but those stakes aren’t really being shown with any kind of weight.  And weightless stakes are not the best thing when you are talking about stories largely about characters that everyone knows can’t really progress beyond their static movie IP stage. But again.  This isn’t a bad comic.  It’s just very focused on clarity and the mission of conveying a plot. a plot.  Without offering much beyond that.  Which I think a lot of editors in comics see as a goal to shoot for.  Philosophically I think clarity for its own sake is just treading water. Just because you can see something doesn’t mean it’s worth looking at.  Rather than clarity, I think value should be a larger goal.  How do I create value in you looking at this thing?  Because you can have two images of a chair, right?  But which one is the one you are drawn to? Is it the one that just looks exactly like a chair?  Or is it the one that makes you really examine the chair, and think about your own internal image of the chair to compare?  And I mean there are an infinity of things that can spin out of a chair.  And that’s just a chair.  Surely the astral idea of snow from the perspective of a man like Logan can be more interesting than even a chair.  Or we should at least ask for it to be.

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12 Scary Dog Costumes for Your Spooky Pooch

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Updated September 4, 2020|Adhering with Your Dog This blog post includes associate web links. Find out more right here. Table of Contents Cute canine outfits are very easy to find. That does not like the

concept of a dog impersonated a ladybug, strawberry, or fairy? Several of us,

nonetheless, don’t have a pet dog that does charming. They’re the canine ghouls as well as spirits of Halloween, as well as who are we to stifle their demand to terrify the community? Fortunate for us, there are lots of scary dog costumes around for Halloween. Note: When searching for a Halloween costume for your pet dog, one of the most vital factor to consider is dimension. Since pet outfits are not all produced similarly, your pet could be a medium in one outfit and also an extra-large in another, so make sure to determine your dog and also use your family pet’s dimensions as well as the item dimension graph to guide you to their best fit.< iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z7kYU-ET4ok"size

=” 560″height =”315″frameborder=”0″allowfullscreen=”allowfullscreen”> 12 Scary Dog Costumes for Halloween Keep reading to get influenced, and also help your pet be the frightening(cuddle)monster you understand they can be.

Inspired by the infamous viral video a couple of years back, dressing your canine up as a scary spider remains a preferred choice. This creepy-crawly choice comes in several sizes, from tiny to big; we tried dimension tool on a variety of workplace pets, including Dosha the Beagle as well as Shirley the Pug.

While neither dog was overly passionate to flaunt the outfit, the costume itself was simple to put on by means of 2 front leg sleeves and a simple velcro waist. The fit was very good; not also tight to constrict motion or remove blood circulation anywhere, and also it remained on both canines firmly. So for beagles, pugs, and various other small-medium pet dog breeds, the costume in medium runs true to dimension. (To coin an oft-used fashion expression, they both used it well!)

The tarantula was likewise among the better-designed options we’ve run into in the world of canine costumes, with a very easy to put on, one-piece layout made from a plush polyester as well as realistic-looking spidery information that weren’t also heavy or overly-complicated. Squeezable luxurious legs with an internal cord can be curved as well as shaped right into the perfect sneaking crawler shape, and further details such as crawler “hair” as well as a hood with fangs aid complete the appearance.

So, even if puppers might really feel warm regarding this outfit, you can feel excellent its uncomplicated style will not injure or extremely stress your pet dog– as well as will certainly no doubt delight your family and also visitors.

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As long as we’re looking at creepy-crawlies, look into this menacing scorpion outfit

for pets. It’s ideal for desert dwellers as well as

entomologists alike as well as makes sure to make at the very least one person dive when your dog enters into the room. Features: Sectioned luxurious body with pinchers as well as spiked tail for a sensible scorpion appearance Velcro neck and also tummy bands for a protected fit Customers note it runs a bit tiny, so examine measurements before you purchase Shop on Amazon Dress your pet dog up like one of the most frightening slashers in scary movies with this creepily precise Freddy Krueger outfit. The candy striped coat, brown hat, and also dog-safe” razor “(material)cuff will have you screaming in terror … or delight. Attributes: Officially licensed Nightmare on Elm Street costume Sweater is a little bit elastic to accommodate a canine stomach Some

reviewers said their pet really did not such as the cuff, but the costume functions without it Store on Amazon If your partnerships swing much more Voorhies than Krueger, don’t skip this Jason outfit for pet dogs. The outfit comes total with a hockey mask and jacket with Jason’s name on the back. All you need to include is an axe. Functions: Lightweight mesh hockey jacket remains on with Velcro Mask is made from soft foam Option(

per a couple of customers)to tie the mask to the dog’s collar as opposed to use the

flexible strap Shop on Amazon If you’re going terrifying, why not go timeless? This skeletal system hoodie shows off the spooky things on your pet dog’s insides, as well as kicks it up a notch with glow-in-the-dark bones and an ominous smiling head. Best of all, it’s extremely comfy cotton-blend for your pet, and also easy to place on as well as remove. Functions:”Charge”outfit under a light before putting on your dog for added radiant power Soft cotton-blend t-shirt is device cleanable Some reviewers note that the hat does not stay on, yet it doesn’t really matter since the shirt is so cute Store on Amazon Staying in the world of old fashioned scary stuff, this white tee shirt with a supernatural face heeds back to Halloween’s past. The ribbed sleeves, neck, and waistband aid maintain this dog tee shirt in place, while the white product maintains your pet visible in dark light. Features: Shirt can be machine-washed; simply surrender the mild cycle Sized for extra-small type canines Usage fabric pens or paint to add custom-made attributes Store on Amazon

Eek! A monster! Have no concern, this fuzzy blue scary pet dog outfit will have you screaming with pleasure. It includes a furry head collar and 2 matching leg fluffies. Your canine will need to give their own ferocious holler. Some reviewers keep in mind the fur sheds. Features

: Velcro assists pieces stay on Best for canines with even more narrow heads Store on Amazon

A simple costume for a pet

that doesn’t feel like using a lot more than a harness, this bat costume

states”terror of the evening” while still fitting. Examine the seller’s sizing notes to make sure an excellent fit for your canine or pet cat. Attributes: Black really felt product is lightweight Fastens with Velcro at the neck as well as upper body Spruce up your pet dog’s wings with radiance paint or blood-red lines for additional scary! Store on Amazon We can not include a Halloween bat without a Dracula! Transform your bat pet dog right into a very fearsome vampire with this black as well as red cloak. It’s a one-piece terrifying canine costume that will not drag your pet dog down as they mysteriously re-emerge and also go away on Halloween evening. The extensive collar can stand up directly for an authentic Dracula appearance or fold up down for comfort. Features:

Easy to put on and take off Integrated unclear fastener band keeps the cape in position Can be found in canine as well as cat dimensions Locate on Chewy Add some creepiness to your

dog’s Halloween look with this funny, frightening

headpiece. The light-weight material building makes it comfortable for your pet. It’s a fantastic costume for pups that will not put on clothing however will happily prance around with a hat on. Features: Designed with elastic straps and also flexible toggle Quick and also easy to hop on your pet dog Comes in 3 sizes to better fit a range of pet breeds Find on Chewy

Come on. Clowns are frightening. This horrible costume comes with a vibrant shaken up collar and spooky, pointed hat that remains on with elastic(some customers note that the hat really did not remain on their dog long ). Gigantic clown footwear and also distressing laugh not included.

Features:

Collar slides on and also off quickly One size fits most dogs We all concur clowns are terrifying, appropriate?

OK, currently this clown I believe we can all agree is very, really terrifying. It’s Pennywise from Steven King’s It, as well as it’s a truly distressing Halloween search for your pet. This terrifying pet costume covers the front fifty percent of your pet’s body as well as makes them appear like a tall-walking, sadistic clown. Yikes.

Attributes:

Attached arms, a plush red balloon and wig cap consisted of

Officially licensed Warner Bros. . It movie product

Step-in t-shirt is simple to put on as well as off your dog

Seriously however. Clowns. Shudder.

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And also If All Else Fails …

Scary dog outfits don’t always need to be deliberately frightening– as you can see. You can constantly clothe your pet dog up as something adorable and also let their creepy side come out by itself.

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Updated September 4, 2020|Adhering with Your Dog This blog post includes associate web links. Find out more right here. Table of Contents Cute canine outfits are very easy to find. That does not like the

concept of a dog impersonated a ladybug, strawberry, or fairy? Several of us,

nonetheless, don’t have a pet dog that does charming. They’re the canine ghouls as well as spirits of Halloween, as well as who are we to stifle their demand to terrify the community? Fortunate for us, there are lots of scary dog costumes around for Halloween. Note: When searching for a Halloween costume for your pet dog, one of the most vital factor to consider is dimension. Since pet outfits are not all produced similarly, your pet could be a medium in one outfit and also an extra-large in another, so make sure to determine your dog and also use your family pet’s dimensions as well as the item dimension graph to guide you to their best fit.< iframe src=“https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z7kYU-ET4ok"size

=” 560″height =”315″frameborder=”0″allowfullscreen=”allowfullscreen”> 12 Scary Dog Costumes for Halloween Keep reading to get influenced, and also help your pet be the frightening(cuddle)monster you understand they can be.

Inspired by the infamous viral video a couple of years back, dressing your canine up as a scary spider remains a preferred choice. This creepy-crawly choice comes in several sizes, from tiny to big; we tried dimension tool on a variety of workplace pets, including Dosha the Beagle as well as Shirley the Pug.

While neither dog was overly passionate to flaunt the outfit, the costume itself was simple to put on by means of 2 front leg sleeves and a simple velcro waist. The fit was very good; not also tight to constrict motion or remove blood circulation anywhere, and also it remained on both canines firmly. So for beagles, pugs, and various other small-medium pet dog breeds, the costume in medium runs true to dimension. (To coin an oft-used fashion expression, they both used it well!)

The tarantula was likewise among the better-designed options we’ve run into in the world of canine costumes, with a very easy to put on, one-piece layout made from a plush polyester as well as realistic-looking spidery information that weren’t also heavy or overly-complicated. Squeezable luxurious legs with an internal cord can be curved as well as shaped right into the perfect sneaking crawler shape, and further details such as crawler “hair” as well as a hood with fangs aid complete the appearance.

So, even if puppers might really feel warm regarding this outfit, you can feel excellent its uncomplicated style will not injure or extremely stress your pet dog– as well as will certainly no doubt delight your family and also visitors.

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As long as we’re looking at creepy-crawlies, look into this menacing scorpion outfit

for pets. It’s ideal for desert dwellers as well as

entomologists alike as well as makes sure to make at the very least one person dive when your dog enters into the room. Features: Sectioned luxurious body with pinchers as well as spiked tail for a sensible scorpion appearance Velcro neck and also tummy bands for a protected fit Customers note it runs a bit tiny, so examine measurements before you purchase Shop on Amazon Dress your pet dog up like one of the most frightening slashers in scary movies with this creepily precise Freddy Krueger outfit. The candy striped coat, brown hat, and also dog-safe” razor “(material)cuff will have you screaming in terror … or delight. Attributes: Officially licensed Nightmare on Elm Street costume Sweater is a little bit elastic to accommodate a canine stomach Some

reviewers said their pet really did not such as the cuff, but the costume functions without it Store on Amazon If your partnerships swing much more Voorhies than Krueger, don’t skip this Jason outfit for pet dogs. The outfit comes total with a hockey mask and jacket with Jason’s name on the back. All you need to include is an axe. Functions: Lightweight mesh hockey jacket remains on with Velcro Mask is made from soft foam Option(

per a couple of customers)to tie the mask to the dog’s collar as opposed to use the

flexible strap Shop on Amazon If you’re going terrifying, why not go timeless? This skeletal system hoodie shows off the spooky things on your pet dog’s insides, as well as kicks it up a notch with glow-in-the-dark bones and an ominous smiling head. Best of all, it’s extremely comfy cotton-blend for your pet, and also easy to place on as well as remove. Functions:”Charge”outfit under a light before putting on your dog for added radiant power Soft cotton-blend t-shirt is device cleanable Some reviewers note that the hat does not stay on, yet it doesn’t really matter since the shirt is so cute Store on Amazon Staying in the world of old fashioned scary stuff, this white tee shirt with a supernatural face heeds back to Halloween’s past. The ribbed sleeves, neck, and waistband aid maintain this dog tee shirt in place, while the white product maintains your pet visible in dark light. Features: Shirt can be machine-washed; simply surrender the mild cycle Sized for extra-small type canines Usage fabric pens or paint to add custom-made attributes Store on Amazon

Eek! A monster! Have no concern, this fuzzy blue scary pet dog outfit will have you screaming with pleasure. It includes a furry head collar and 2 matching leg fluffies. Your canine will need to give their own ferocious holler. Some reviewers keep in mind the fur sheds. Features

: Velcro assists pieces stay on Best for canines with even more narrow heads Store on Amazon

A simple costume for a pet

that doesn’t feel like using a lot more than a harness, this bat costume

states”terror of the evening” while still fitting. Examine the seller’s sizing notes to make sure an excellent fit for your canine or pet cat. Attributes: Black really felt product is lightweight Fastens with Velcro at the neck as well as upper body Spruce up your pet dog’s wings with radiance paint or blood-red lines for additional scary! Store on Amazon We can not include a Halloween bat without a Dracula! Transform your bat pet dog right into a very fearsome vampire with this black as well as red cloak. It’s a one-piece terrifying canine costume that will not drag your pet dog down as they mysteriously re-emerge and also go away on Halloween evening. The extensive collar can stand up directly for an authentic Dracula appearance or fold up down for comfort. Features:

Easy to put on and take off Integrated unclear fastener band keeps the cape in position Can be found in canine as well as cat dimensions Locate on Chewy Add some creepiness to your

dog’s Halloween look with this funny, frightening

headpiece. The light-weight material building makes it comfortable for your pet. It’s a fantastic costume for pups that will not put on clothing however will happily prance around with a hat on. Features: Designed with elastic straps and also flexible toggle Quick and also easy to hop on your pet dog Comes in 3 sizes to better fit a range of pet breeds Find on Chewy

Come on. Clowns are frightening. This horrible costume comes with a vibrant shaken up collar and spooky, pointed hat that remains on with elastic(some customers note that the hat really did not remain on their dog long ). Gigantic clown footwear and also distressing laugh not included.

Features:

Collar slides on and also off quickly One size fits most dogs We all concur clowns are terrifying, appropriate?

OK, currently this clown I believe we can all agree is very, really terrifying. It’s Pennywise from Steven King’s It, as well as it’s a truly distressing Halloween search for your pet. This terrifying pet costume covers the front fifty percent of your pet’s body as well as makes them appear like a tall-walking, sadistic clown. Yikes.

Attributes:

Attached arms, a plush red balloon and wig cap consisted of

Officially licensed Warner Bros. . It movie product

Step-in t-shirt is simple to put on as well as off your dog

Seriously however. Clowns. Shudder.

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And also If All Else Fails …

Scary dog outfits don’t always need to be deliberately frightening– as you can see. You can constantly clothe your pet dog up as something adorable and also let their creepy side come out by itself.

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Most everybody knows that Medea kills her children to take revenge on their two-timing father Jason. But “Mojada,” playwright Luis Alfaro’s modern-day adaptation at the Public Theater, zeroes in on a little-noted fact about the character – that, in following Jason, she became a foreigner in a foreign land. In Euripides’ telling in his play “Medea” 2,500 years ago, Medea is a “barbarian” princess and enchantress from the faraway kingdom of Colchis in exile in the Greek city-state of Corinth. In Alfaro’s retelling in “Mojada,” Medea is a gifted dressmaker from Zamora, Mexico who has become an undocumented immigrant in Corona, Queens.

“Mojada” is sometimes clever in the ways in which it transposes the specifics of Euripides’ story and characters; sometimes the contemporary parallels feel forced.   But the main strength of “Mojada” is in presenting the details of the experience of the 21stcentury Latinx exile in scrupulous and credible detail — often harrowing, sometimes amusing.  By telling this story as an adaptation of an Ancient Greek tragedy, the everyday and oft-ignored traumas of the undocumented are invested with the aura of significance that they deserve.

Alfaro establishes this aura in the very first moments of the play, when Medea (Sabina Zúñiga Varel) engages in a somber Nahuatl ritual in the backyard of the old house in Corona in which she lives, grasping a large banana leaf in each hand as if they were wings, and slowly waving them up and down, as she utters an invocation in the Aztec language.  This ties the Mexican Medea, like the Medea of Euripides, to ancient ritual and myth . This is also the first of the suggestions throughout the play that Medea is like a bird – specifically a guaco. Jason (Alex Hernandez) affectionately calls her my guaco, and they greet each other playfully with the sound that the gauco makes – “gwa, gwa, gwa.” Indeed, Medea explains later that this is how the two met;  during a storm, Jason was drawn to the song of the bird, because he figured it was perched in a dry place, and discovered that it was not a bird at all making the sounds, but Medea imitating the bird.

What we’re not told explicitly in the play itself is what kind of bird the guaco is, and learning about it offers a glimpse into the subtle aspects of Alfaro’s artistry.  Certain indigenous peoples of Mexico see the bird as a healer, and, like Medea, imitate its sound.  Medea in “Mojada” is viewed as a healer.

Called a laughing falcon in English, the bird is a largely sedentary bird, preferring to perch for long periods of time than to fly. The Medea of “Mojada” is certainly sedentary; she doesn’t leave the house, not even to take her young child Acan (Benjamin Luis McCracken)  to and from school.  For that she relies on her servant Tita (Socorro Santiago) who has been with the family since before Medea was born, and has served  as a kind of surrogate mother ever since Medea’s real mother died.

  But the guaca is also a predator, pouncing on its prey, which includes poisonous snakes.

Alfaro has created a character that is as close as a human can be to a poisonous snake. Pilar (Ada Maris), a long-ago immigrant from Cuba, is a ruthless real estate developer, who owns the house where Medea and her family live. Jason also works for her in construction, and he wants to get ahead by making the boss lady happy.

It’s obvious that Alfaro’s character of Pilar corresponds to Euripides’ character Glauce, a princess that the Jason of the Greek play wants to marry because of the advantages bestowed by royalty.  But, unlike Glauce, Pilar is an evil schemer, who has designs on Jason that include not just marrying him, but evicting and banishing Medea, and taking her child – using the threat of calling ICE to get her way.  Alfaro has turned Pilar into such an unremitting villain that she seems less like a character from Greek tragedy than from an action movie – one so dastardly and obnoxious that we are meant to cheer their inevitable violent comeuppance by the hero.   What’s potentially lost in this change is some of the built-in complication in Medea’s character – or more precisely, the complication of our reaction to that character.

    If there are some stumbles that make “Mojada” a less perfect realization of “Medea” than Alfaro’s “Oedipus El Rey” was of “Oedipus Rex” two years ago, it is in its own right both enlightening and entertaining, and plugged into the world around us.

Alfaro even makes an effort, largely successful, to make the production New York centric, changing it from the original setting of Pilsen, a Latino neighborhood in Chicago, where the play premiered in 2013 at director Chay Yew’s Victory Garden Theater. Yew’s direction brings out the humor in the production, in the observations of the difference between U.S. and Latin American culture and especially from the characters Luisa and Tita. Luisa (Vanessa Aspillaga) , a Puerto Rican who owns a churro cart, and wants to be called Lulu, is warm and funny as she befriends the new immigrant family. Tita’s blunt tongue is often amusing, especially in her sparring with Jason. But even the humor has an edge, the funny characters have their own sad tales to tell: Luisa had a house in Puerto Rico that was destroyed by the hurricane.

In two long monologues, Medea matter-of-factly tells the tale of how and why they left Mexico and traveled to New York. It is a tale of particular horror, involving assault and death, the stuff of dystopian nightmares, but existing right now. In the light of recent news events, it is bracing to hear Medea told to go home. She recounts one encounter: “A man is yelling at us. He wears a flag for a shirt. I don’t understand his words, but hate is the language we hear…We have come too far. It means nothing. Nothing, none of this man’s voice enters. If only he knew what it took to get this far.”

Mojada. Left to right: Benjamin Luis McCracken, Alex Hernandez, Sabina Zúñiga Varela, and Socorro Santiago i

Benjamin Luis McCracken, Socorro Santiago, and Sabina Zúñiga Varela

Alex Hernandez, Socorro Santiago, and Sabina Zúñiga Varela

Benjamin Luis McCracken, Alex Hernandez, Sabina Zúñiga Varela, and Socorro Santiago

Sabina Zúñiga Varela and Vanessa Aspillaga

Sabina Zúñiga Varela as Medea, Ada Maris as the evil Pilar, and Alex Hernandez as Jason

Alex Hernandez and Sabina Zúñiga Varela

Socorro Santiago and Vanessa Aspillaga

Alex Hernandez and Sabina Zúñiga Varela

Mojada

at the Public Theater Written by Luis Alfaro Directed by Chay Yew Scenic Design Arnulfo Maldonado Costume Design Haydee Zelideth Lighting Design David Weiner Sound Design Mikhail Fiksel Hair Style Consultant & Wig Designer Earon Chew Nealey Projection Design Stephan Mazurek Fight and Intimacy Director UnkleDave’s Fight-House Cast: Vanessa Aspillaga as Luisa, Alex Hernandez as Jason, Ada Maris as Pilar, Benjamin Luis McCracken as Acan,Socorro Santiago as Tita, and Sabina Zúñiga Varel as Medea Running time: one hour and 45 minutes with no intermission Tickets: $60 to $150 “Mojada” is on stage through August 11, 2019

Mojada Review: The Medea Story as Tragedy of the Undocumented Immigrant Most everybody knows that Medea kills her children to take revenge on their two-timing father Jason. But “Mojada,” playwright Luis Alfaro’s modern-day adaptation at the Public Theater, zeroes in on a little-noted fact about the character – that, in following Jason, she became a foreigner in a foreign land.

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What if when Danny gets summoned he just appears as a terrifying eldritch horror and he doesn't realize he's speaking ghost speak (which for this Jason doesn't know) so from his perspective he comforted the random guy and explained "hey dude were married now but its not a big deal so dont worry i dont expect anything from you." But from Jason's perspective it's just this giant monster that was summoned, he was the only one choosen of 3 sacrifices, and he is now bound to it and it (maybe) owns him/his soul according to John Constantin

Ghost King Phantom answers a summons to a new dimension to find a sacrificial offering in three magic circles. One, holding Bizarro, another holding Artimus and the one in front holding Red Hood.

Phantom has no idea who these people are, but he knows the people in charge must be powerful mages or whatever. Doesn't matter. None of the mages hes ever had to face had known about his Halfa status so naturally thier wards and protections wouldn't work on him. He captures the kid with a naselly voice and his orange cat in a force field to give to Jazz later. She had been talking about wanting to study the psychology of a supernatural being for a while now so he'd help her out.

He made quick work of the other mages before turning around and facing the "sacrifices" the two in the back were still out cold but the one in front, the one in the red helm was radiating terror and rage. He was shaking even though Phantom hadn't done anything to him and had no intentions to. Danny landed outside the circle, trying to whisper something conforting as he stepped closer.

The moment he stepped into the ring however, the red runes turned into a bright green and the three circles disappeared. Danny didn't feel any different so he assumed it was nothing and he freed the captives before disappearing, none the wiser that Klarion the Witchboy had made a few translation mistakes in the slave contract and accidentally married a terrified Red Hood to Phantom, the High King of the Undead and King of the Lazarus dimension, also known as the Infinite Realms.

Danny probably learns he married that guy at some point but just kinda shrugs it off. Polygamy is legal in the realms and thier marriage doesn't change much. Sure, Danny is practically contractually obligated to save this guy if he's ever in mortal peril but Danny has no problems with that. He'd do it anyway.

So he just ignores the situation hoping it doesn't come up again.

It does.

Repeatedly.

I'm so surprised we don't have more Dead on Main ghost king marriage aus where Jason/the pit inside of him is terrified of Phantom. Let's change that