#jason is moronsexual

[petite-phthora]

Oh, he’s stupid.

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 4]

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Part 1

Ao3

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“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”

The frenzied question stuns Jason for a moment.

Oh. He realizes. He’s stupid.

...

Fuck, he wants to kiss him so bad.

Slightly incredulous, he manages to get out a question of his own in response.

“Just how many insane clowns do you think we have wandering around Gotham?”

“I don’t know, man! I’ve only been here for less than a week. And it’s Gotham, there’s a new rogue like every other week!”

Jason considers his point for a moment before conceding.

“… You know what? That’s fair.”

Danny slumps in his chair with a groan, his cheeks slightly dusted pink due to embarrassment. He puts his forehead on the table. Slightly worried, Jason speaks up.

“Are you alright?”

“Just peachy. Not even a week in a new city and I already managed to dispose of one of the city’s most infamous rogues, and I wasn’t even aware of it. Ugh, my sister’s gonna kill me. Fully this time.”

Right. Jason’s not gonna touch upon that last statement with a ten-foot pole.

Instead, he suggests “Well, you could try to keep it from her but, knowing how siblings can be, she’ll probably find out anyway. Better rip off the metaphorical band-aid and tell her yourself first so she’ll be less mad about you keeping it from her.”

Danny seems to think it over for a moment before nodding.

“Yeah, if I tell her beforehand she might be merciful enough to make it painless.”

Jason lets out a snort. He then considers something before speaking up.

“I could… show you around sometime if you’d like? Explain some standard protocols, show you which places to avoid, which places to visit… So something like this doesn’t happen again…?”

“I’d… like that” Danny days, looking up at him with a small smile.

“So…” Jason decides to switch topics “Tell me some more about yourself, you’re studying aerospace engineering, right?”

Danny decides it’s better not to ask how Red Hood found out all this information about him. If he were in any danger from the other, he probably wouldn’t have gotten flowers or been taken out to dinner anyway.

“Oh, yeah! When I was little I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but due to health reasons, that’s unfortunately not possible anymore. So instead, I decided to combine my mechanical engineering knowledge with my love for space. This way, I might still be able to land a job at NASA.”

Jason ponders over the possibility of sneaking Danny onto the watchtower.

They get interrupted by a waiter approaching their table, nervously asking if they’d like to order dessert.

“Oh, I’ll have some cannoli please!” Danny says.

Ah, a man after his own heart.

---

When they get to the observatory, Jason already notices Danny’s excitement growing the closer they get.

He managed to rent the place out for tonight, not having been in the mood for a tour or something. Besides, if he really wanted to know more about the stars, he’s pretty sure his date Danny’s got that covered for him.

“Over there you can see Ursa Major and Ursa Minor! They’re also known as The Big and Little Dipper, and are some of the easiest constellations to spot, mainly due to their pan shape. Though, the Big Dipper isn't the entire constellation, but actually only a part of Ursa Major, just the tail.”

Danny had started to tell him about the different constellations they should be able to see at this time of the year, using the telescope to navigate towards them and then letting Jason take a look while he tells him all about what they’re looking at.

“Oh! And there’s Hydra! While some parts of the constellation are visible for about half of the year, around this time of year the full constellation should be visible! It is both the largest and longest constellation.”

Danny seems to be practically glowing.

Wait, scratch that. Danny is glowing.

Jason takes a good look at Danny while he’s rambling. Not only does he seem to be emitting a soft glow, but his hair is also slowly starting to float as if he’s underwater. It looks like his meta powers are probably acting up.

Moreover, his freckles, which were very faint before, are now glowing a bright and familiar Lazarus green, which Jason finds mildly concerning. But also… kinda cute…

He tenses a little, keeping a wary eye on Danny, before slowly relaxing as he notices Danny is still excitedly going on about the Hydra constellation.

“Did you know Hydra is also often referred to as The Water Snake? The naming is based on the myth where a crow served Apollo a cup of water with a hydra snake in it. Apollo then caught the crow and was so enraged that he threw the cup and the snake into the sky.”

Yeah, no matter the connection Danny might have to the Lazarus Pits. There’s no need to worry about this fucking nerd, Jason notes with a small hint of fondness.

At the end of their little observatory tour, the glow around Danny starts to dim and his hair stops floating. The glowing of his freckles has also started to disappear, though he is still beaming.

Well, he’d call that a successful first date.

---

After their date, Jason brings Danny back to his apartment on his motorcycle. Once they’ve arrived and Danny is about to leave, Jason blurts something out.

“Oh wait! Before you go…”

Danny looks at him questioningly.

“Can I have your number?” he quickly asks, glad that his helmet is obscuring his reddened face.

He watches the way Danny lights up, his cheeks dusted light pink.

“Ah, uh. Sure!” the space nerd stammers.

Jason takes out a pen that he totally hadn’t taken with him just for this occasion and hands it over. Danny takes the pen and pauses, looking Jason in his Red Hood outfit over, before taking a gentle hold of Jason’s hand.

He glances up at Jason with a questioning glance, asking if he’s okay with this. Jason gives him a nod, that he really hopes doesn’t come over as too eager, in return.

Either way, it seems to be enough for Danny, who then proceeds to move down Jason’s glove a bit and write down his number on Jason’s hand.

Once he’s done, he puts the glove back in place and hands the pen back. Danny’s face is red and he’s grinning. Cute… Jason stays silent, not trusting his voice, and nods in thanks.

“So, I’ll uh see you… next time?” He asks, hope lacing his voice.

Again, Jason just nods in response.

“Great! Cool cool cool. Uh, yeah, uh Toodaloo Kangaroo?” He ends his statement with an awkward grin and finger guns, stumbling when he tries to walk backward.

Fuck me.

He watches as Danny rubs the back of his neck sheepishly before waving him goodbye and turning around, making his way into the apartment complex.

Jason keeps his eyes on Danny as he watches him disappear into the building before tugging off his glove and lowering his gaze to the phone number scrawled on his hand.

He swallows as he realizes that oh, he’s in deep.

[spacedace]

WAIT I JUST HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT FOR THE DISASTER MEET THE INLAWS DINNER:

okay context: so in this AU, Danny and Dan are the only ones who don't know the batfam secret. Jazz figured it out when they first moved in next door to Jason. Damian told Elle after she trusted him with the truth about being a halfa. Elle didn't tell anyone else since it was a secret Damian trusted her with, while Jazz & Jason assumed that everyone else in the Nightingale family knew and never really brought it up.

It just completely sailed over Dan & Danny's heads. Even though part of the deal the family worked out with the Spirit of Gotham is to help protect her Bats and Birds (that's why Dan ended up in Bludhaven, to help keep Nightwing safe) and they regularly (secretly) follow the batfam around during patrols and fights to help make sure nothing bad happens to them.

Which brings us to the disaster dinner where, after things have almost calmed down from the chaos and embarrassment of Elle and Damian's power point & movie, everyone is actually almost getting along. Turns out, getting horribly roasted by the two gremlins helped break the ice a bit. It's kinda hard for the Bats to hold on to as much of the suspicion for the Nightingales as before when they just watched a supercut of everyone’s most embarrassing moments from the past five years with color commentary from the Chaos Duo.

Which is to say Danny is feeling comfortable enough - with some edging on by Elle - to reveal his conspiracy theory about who Batman is, to Bruce.

Just looks Bruce straight in the eye and with his whole heart and soul asks, "So, like you're for sure Batman's sugar daddy right?" -

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[bruciemilf]

Huge loss for the dark haired and bisexual community

[shycorvid]

Damian being moronsexual and getting a crush on Danny Fenton against his will. Danny does something so fucking idiotic and he goes to Jason and says, “I have taken after my mother. Todd, as the only reasonable man in this family, it is now your duty to put me out of my misery.” And Jason’s all, “you had your chance the first time I shot you.”

[timmydraker]

My orientation headcannons for BatFam!:

Bruce:

Cis (He/Him) - primarily masculine

Pansexual - Demi romantic

Dick:

He/they - doesnt sit still on the masc to femme slider

Pansexual and romantic

Barbara:

Cis (She/Her)

Pansexual and romantic

Jason:

Cis (He/Him) - did question it when Dick told him about pronouns but decided he preferred he for himself - Masculine

Asexual - Biromantic

Tim:

DemiBoy (he/they) - masculine leaning

Bisexual - Biromantic

Stephanie:

Cis (she/her) - feminine

Doesn’t like a title but leans more toward woman both romantically and sexually

Damian:

Says Cis (He/Him) but doesn’t mind They/Them

Demisexual - demiromantic

Cass:

She/they - prefers They but still likes She - feminine

Lesbian

Duke:

Trans Male (He/Him) - masculine

Heterosexual - Heteromantic

Kate:

Cis (She/Her) - feminine

Doesn’t like titles either and will just like who she likes

Harper Row:

Cis (She/Her) - more masculine

Lesbian

Selina:

Cis She/Her - femme queen

Changes preference like she changes clothes (moronsexual)

Alfred:

Cis (He/Him) - masculine (but like soft)

Homosexual

[myscprin]

Salim: ... and how exactly is this helping?

Jason: You said so yerself!

Jason, mockingly accented: 'Ev'ry time yu say smething smahrt yu follow et wid smething dumb.'

Jason: and then you usually kiss me. So, 420 plus 69 is 489 and milk n' cereal is a soup!

Salim: *disguises a headbutt as a kiss*

Jason, pounding on Salim's door at 3 in the morning.

Salim: what do you want?

Jason: the earth is flat.

Salim stares tiredly back at him : what?

Jason: hot dogs aren't san'wiches.

Salim: okay? Good night.

Jason, still standing there.

Salim sighs: Did you want to come in, or?

Jason : i want you to fuckin' kiss me already!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Ghostly Tails (A One-Shot Collection)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/PjDMBQ6

by mango_sushi98

Getting back into writing stories, and I have been obsessed with this genre of Danny x DC/Batfamily Members. I wanted to join in with my own ideas, so here is a collection of one shots that I will be working on in prep for events coming up in the server!

Suggestions and prompts are welcome! Will be Danny Phantom x DC stories because that is my hyper-fixation. Anything that I happen to write five chapters for, I will off-shoot it and create it's own story to continue (hopefully).

Words: 4138, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Danny Fenton, Cassandra Cain, Jazz Fenton, Stephanie Brown, Tucker Foley, Batfamily Members, Sam Manson, Justice League (DCU), Maddie Fenton, Jack Fenton

Relationships: Tim Drake/Danny Fenton, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Batfamily Members & Fenton Family (Danny Phantom), Danny Fenton & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Dick Grayson

Additional Tags: One Shot Collection, 5 chapters and they become standalone, Not Phantom Planet Compliant (Danny Phantom), might make into longer fics, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, will add tags as needed, Justice League as Family (DCU), Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Sibling Love, Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, danny is a gremlin, tim is moronsexual, Danny Fenton-centric, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Tim Drake is Not Okay, Danny Fenton Is So Done, Bisexual Danny Fenton, Tired Danny Fenton, Eldritch Danny Fenton, Protective Jason Todd, is it major character death if Danny is half dead?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/PjDMBQ6

[jaidoodles]

- "which animal is the pink panther?"

+...

+ you're so dumb, i love you

[cryptids-and-muses]

Selina is both moronsexual and attracted to high intelligence and bruce is the only person she knows who hits both of these so hard.

Bruce: *figures out the riddlers latest scheme is tied to a cold case and solves it to stop him*

Selina: Oh I'm gonna sleep with that man.

Bruce: *buys one of every brand of cold medicine because he doesn't know which one jason prefers*

Selina: Correction, I'm gonna marry him.

[nicodiangelos-posts]

Nico: how do you feel about pet names?

Percy: well you have to call for them at some point so I think they're pretty important

Nico: ...

Jason: the fact that you're in a relationship with him is astounding

Leo: Nico are you moronsexual?

Percy: Hey! Don’t call my neeks a moron!

Everyone: ...

Percy: wait.

[bigfan-fanfic]

Headcanons for Tim and Jason dating himbos

Tim is basically that “moronsexual” meme. Every time his boyfriend does something silly Tim is practically ripping clothes off.

Jason just wants to protect his big kind boyfriend and hold him and be held by him. He’s never dated anyone... soft like that before, yet someone who could manhandle him if he was so inclined. He just feels so safe and happy with him. 

[kiseiakhun]

This is simple thought but Jason taking a smoke of his cigarette and then immediately French kissing the s h i t outta Rayner in moments when he’s talking/boasting too much, one because Jadon is a moronsexual, but also to let Rayner stare at him like that and then choke on the cigarette smoke he inhaled getting kissed. Get fucked Rayner

LSKDJD BUDDY YOU CAN'T JUST HIT ME WITH THIS OUT OF THE BLUE

[spacesuitsforemergency]

Cora: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Jason: hey Neens, how do you spell ‘Apple’?

Nina: the company or the fruit?

Cora: god you’re both so stupid-

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

Tim, why are you having a crisis?

hoooo boy here it goes 

so as we all know, i'm a disaster and also a moronsexual. this means that when i jokingly proposed to conner with a ring pop, he thought it was real. and i don't know how to say no to him. so he's decided we're getting married.

THEN he tells me that he has raised not one, not two, but SIX human children who he referred to as "ours." now, i am 16 years old and have zero childcare experience so i did what any normal person would do and locked myself in our panic room to play animal crossing and pretend that none of that was happening.

also my best friend started a cult and i convinced my younger brother that our house is haunted so now he's packing salt in shotguns and jason summoned a demon and shit is kind of hard right now.

so that's why i'm having a crisis anon.

[murasaki-murasame]

Tohru: “I’m a moronsexual, which means that I’m exclusively attracted to complete fools. Kyo asked me yesterday what type of bear Jason is meant to be, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight”

[gatinhosdechocolate]

Jason: I identify myself as moronsexual. I am attracted to idiots and idiots only

Leo: I named this deadly and scary dragon that I found in a secret bunker in the woods Festus, because it means Happy!! :D

Jason, taking his clothes off: god, Leo you’re so fucking stupid-