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Okay, so what Netflix needs to do, if it wants any hope of salvaging the mess they made with The Witcher, is they need to give Joey Batey absolute creative control of Jaskier's music.
Loose that man's full power on your show, Netflix, and nobody's even gonna be looking at Geralt's face.
#joey batey#netflix you cowards give us the bard#jaskier is the main character#we know it and Netflix needs to catch up#jaskier#twn#the amazing devil#tad
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I saw people in the comments complaining about Jaskier not being on the poster, so I fixed it :)
THE WITCHER: SEASON THREE Vol. 1 on June 29 | Vol. 2 on July 27
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Nothing to see here, just Jaskier pining as usual
#this is so stupid but i couldn't help it#this technically isn’t a tiktok bc even though i made it there i didn’t post it#i only made for tumblr#and maybe twitter idk yet#oh to be a side character mortal bard doomed to pine after the immortal witcher and sorceress main characters...#twn#the witcher#geraskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#geraskefer#yennralt#yenralt#yennskier#yenskier#yennefer of vengerberg#geralt x jaskier x yennefer#video#my edit#crispy#the witcher netflix#shitpost#meme#julian alfred pankratz#gerlion#dandelion#those funko pops have their uses huh
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the way i just GASPED
#A JASKIER POSTER?? MY BOY GETTING MAIN CHARACTER STATUS??#the witcher#jaskier#yennefer of vengerberg
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Not deep into The Witcher (Netflix) fandom and haven't watched the new season yet but did they create this new character to distract the Geraskier shippers for long enough while Yenskier happens orrrrr
#The way I was gaslighted into thinking Jaskier was a main character like for 4 episodes I was going 'which one's Jaskier??? where is he 🤨'#I was like where is he bro what is going on#Listen I think hes great but I came into this fandom expecting to fall for him instead I fall for my gf Yennefer bc she is sooooo cool#The type of gal I would've had a blatant crush on as a kid that would've gone unexplained for years until the discovery of homosexuality#the witcher#geralt of rivia#jaskier#the witcher season 3#radovid#prince radovid#geraskier#yennefer of vengerberg#rem does stuff and panics
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??? apparently people think jaskier is descended from éile?
“the first note of a song that ends all times” becomes “the seed that has been sown, that will not sprout but burst into flame,” it is the origin of the entire prophecy that is centered around ciri.
#angel.txt#the witcher#blood origin#blood origin spoilers#it’s basically ‘this story is the origin of the bloodline that gives us ciri in 1200 years’#and the ending comment about singing the song of the seven includes the intention too: to remind elves of their ancestors#and to prepare the world for coming change#ie literally everything happening with ciri#like. i suppose if you live with enough fanon main character syndrome this seems plausable#but this is Not jaskier's story#even without that final shot of ciri im genuinely surprised to have opened the tag and seen this as a common misconception#jaskier's the narrative device through which this story can be told#nothing more and nothing less#tbh the sheer jaskierification of this entry in the series is lowkey kinds :// lmao#textposts
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As for Jaskier’s future in The Witcher universe, there’s an appetite for a spin-off exclusively focused on the bard. But would Batey be keen? "Oh, that would be a question for Lauren [Schmidt Hissrich, showrunner]," he laughs. "Who knows? I mean, ultimately, I don't know if it would work or not because no one wants to just see Jaskier, they want to see Jaskier and the gang. But if it did come along, it would be something that… You know, let's do a musical. We'll just do a whole musical for like 10 hours, and everyone can get really sick of him." Source
But Joey thats EXACTLY what we would want, a 10 part Jaskier musical
#the witcher#joey batey#jaskier#NO OFFENCE TO LIAM WHATSOEVER#BUT I REFUSE TO WATCH S4 OF THE WITCHER MINUS HENRY#THEY ARE REPLACING THE MAIN CHARACTER#ITS STUPID AF#no shade to any actor here#Im just sad
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I think its SO funny that twn is currently playing the “Jaskier and Geralt have always been platonic” card because twn is the same show that has always HEAVILY implied they fucked at least once
#frankly twn implies that all of the main characters have fucked at least once so#personally thats what I believe#geralt was driven insane by twink bard pussy#i think they fucked like twice when jaskier was in his early 20s#i think it was like a friends with benefits thing and it just ended up not being weird because theyre Just Like That#i also LOVE geraskier so much#but I think this is funnier#especially with the way radovid was teasing jaskier in s3a like…..#theyve explored eachothers bodies#the witcher#the witcher netflix#jaskier#geraskier#geralt of rivia#witcherposting
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D.andelion is my best friend. J.askier is my sworn enemy. Hope that helps
#WHY is he a main character omg everyone shut up about jaskier forever please#remember when he was completely secondary until the hansa books? yeah thats the good shit#i genuinely cant stand netflix jaskier im even starting to hate the actor too like SHUT UP about canon bi jaskier#I DO NOT CARE#anyways. since i refuse to watch that mess this will be my 1 hater post allowed
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is the fictional character gonna die bc i'm getting attached or am i getting attached bc they'll probably die: a novel by helianthus21
#a character death omen right there#i think my only favs who survived are#jaskier buffy and parker#buffy doesn't count bc she's a main + parker bc it's not that kind of show
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So, is this the season where Ciri is taken by the Wild Hunt? And the family breaks apart? And it's kinda Jaskier's fault? Is this what they're trying to communicate with that teaser? Can't wait GIMME VOL2 NOW.
#the witcher#twn season 3 spoilers#I'm on thin ice mentally I don't have the power to deal with fantasy drama yet here we are#lol#I don't know what to expect from vol2 tbh and I'm scared#is this why they kinda overdid it with the three being a family scenes? because that is all we're gonna get for the next seasons#everything goes to shit from now on guys#i hate it here#if the bard gets hurt I'm about to get involved in criminal activities#obviously!#i hope they realise how much the show is depending on jaskier#just make jaskier the main character already#and make the show nothing but him doing bard fights with valdo and attending orgies with mages#listen idc anything but the drama#i don't like angsty things 🙃#i only came here for the monsters and the cool fights damn it#what is this hell#ok I'm done thanks for reading my ramblings
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Look at my baby 🥺💖
#to be honest i don't love the look#bc he's stull wearing the same outfit as last season#and i miss s1 jaskier whete he had a new fashionable fit whenever he made an appearance#but oh well#let's hope he'll change clothes at some point lol#btw he keeps being grouped together with the main characters#is he considered a main character now too???????#god i hope so#the witcher#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#dandelion#photo#season 3#twn#the witcher netflix
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I don't even watch the witcher and the recast is upsetting me. Y'all in for some rough times.
#the witcher#geralt of rivia#geralt x triss#geralt x yennefer#geralt x jaskier#henry cavill#netflix recast#recast#this is not doctor who#u cant just recast#the main fucking character#main character
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What if joey went curly dirty blonde for dandelion what then-
#the witcher#he’d have to become the main character or i’d throw several hands#you dont understand how much i love the life joey put into jaskier but at the same time i ADORE my blond curly haired bard please
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ive finally started watching Blood Origin and ... are they implying that Jaskier is the real main character of the witcher???
like the flower the man just gave to the Lark... that was buttercup... that was literally a jaskier. what is going on???
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Not me trying to finish out a part one of this thing/edit on my phone 😭
None of my spell check is fixed, format probably getting yucky, and I've read it 500x so idk if it actually makes a lick of sense 🫠
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"There was a clearing in the forest surrounding Kaer Morhen, not too far south of the keep, that acted as a sanctuary for one particular witcher. A clearing that, depending on the season, was carpeted with a lush rainbow of wildflowers. Geralt had found it just after his second round of the grasses, just as the color started leeching from his hair, and he had kept it secret ever since. There were no flowers as on this day. Only pain.
Winter was slowly giving way to spring. Ciri's training was coming along well. Geralt and Yennefer had come to an understanding, ending their relationship as romantic partners and beginning anew as co-parents. His brothers and Vesemir were the same as they always were, but Geralt couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing.
Jaskier. He missed Jaskier, a fact he-"
#fanfiction#jaskier#the witcher#fanfic#geralt#geralt of rivia#mcd#whump#my writing#main character death#current wip
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