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I need someone to do us all a favor and write a Legally Blonde Witcher fic.

Jaskier as Elle Woods. Valdo is Warner. Emmett is a witcher of your choice (I'm torn between Geralt and Eskel). Idk who everyone else would be, but I see the potential and it sounds tasty

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merry christmas

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:)

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why is nobody talking about how its halloween tomorrow

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Prompt 14: assassin

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I did it!! I did it with quite the fever, shaking out of my skin because I had the fever shakies and half dead, but I got my degree! Wooo

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I am crawling out of my little hole to show you another screenshot redraw! Everytime I draw Chopper I am urged to draw him with maximum cuteness - also I am slowly getting procreate, but it'll still take me a while to totally be comfortable with it.

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"His blood was draining away quickly. There was no time. The witcher cursed and bit her hard on the neck, just below the ear. He dug his teeth in and clenched them until her inhuman howling became a thin, despairing scream and then a choking sob—the cry of a hurt fourteen-year-old girl."

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I finally caved to my inner demons and got myself an ipad and procreate. I still have not understood it completely but I am slowly getting there 🙏

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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he really wanted that vintage All Might action figure

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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[MASTERPOST] A sleepy 🐻 and Geralt being smitten! ... And with that, we are at the end of my queue 🙈 I'm still on my way to draw the memes and more stuff, but god knew I'd be too powerful if he let me be, so he struck me down again with illness and way too much to do 😔🙏

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feeling like the health inspector