#jakob offcanny

[chuckle-clips]

Matt: Can I have some of this?

Schlatt: Yeah. 

Charlie: Well, Supermega, we got a little bit of a sandwich going on we like to sort of build it up throughout the—

[Matt gags]

Schlatt: It’s like really bad. 

Matt: No, I— It’s good, I was laughing at what he said. 

Charlie: No, are you done?

Ryan: Hey, this is cute, okay, but…

Ted: Hey. Have some respect. 

Charlie: Just please, we try to be serious here, and just— for once, man— just for fucking once, be real, like with us here. 

Ted: Here in this place. 

Charlie: Okay?

Matt: I’m sorry. Genuinely. 

Charlie: Thank you. Thank you. We are the Chuckle Sandwich, Ted is the butt loaf. 

Matt: The what?

Charlie: He is the butt loaf. 

Schlatt: Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. 

Matt: Like the butt end of the bread? 

Charlie: It’s like the ends of the bread, man. I don’t understand. 

Schlatt: Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. 

Charlie: I’m… I’m the meat. 

Matt and Ryan: Yeah you are. 

Matt: Jinx. You owe me another kiss. 

Ryan: Okay. 

[Ted and Charlie laugh]

Ted: This podcast—

Ryan: Why is that funny? 

Schlatt: There’s nothing funny about that. 

Matt: Why— Yeah, two men kissing is funny— It’s so funny isn’t it. 

Charlie: I think it’s funny how you’re being so disrespectful while we’re trying to ask you a freaking question. 

Schlatt: I’m the mayo. 

Ryan: It’s disrespectful for two men to show their love for each other? 

[Charlie laughs]

Matt: Two best friends to enjoy each other’s company. 

Schlatt: I think it’s fine. 

Matt: In such a straight way, too. 

Charlie: What part of the sandwich do you wanna— what part of the sandwich—

Schlatt: I— No, listen. I respect it and I would love to watch you do it again. 

Matt: You wanna kiss?

Schlatt: No. You two. 

Ryan: You wanna watch us do it a third time? 

Matt: We’ve— I mean, we’ve kissed a lot of— We try to kiss as many other Youtubers as we can. 

Schlatt: Well, I’m not—

Matt: You can watch on video, there’s—

Ted: I was holding Ryan’s hand earlier. 

Matt: We’ve kissed Maxmoefoe, Chad, Twomad. 

Ryan: It felt like more like I was holding your hand, though. 

Matt: Markiplier. 

Charlie: Woah. 

Ted: No no no no no. 

Schlatt: You kissed Markiplier? 

Matt: And Jacksepticeye. We kissed Jacksepticeye on the lips. 

Ted: Really?

Charlie: How was that?

Matt: We’ve kissed a lot of Youtubers on the lips. We kind of— 

Charlie: What was your favorite? 

Ted: Yeah, what was your favorite? 

Matt: Jakob from Offcanny. 

Ryan: He has very—

Matt: He— His lips literally like—

Ryan: Perfect. 

Matt: When we kissed, it actually like… I was like, that was a really soft kiss. And I could’ve gone for more if it was off camera. 

Ryan: Real talk, it was pro— it was legitimately thats the best kiss I’ve ever gotten from a Youtuber. 

Matt: It taste— It tasted good too, he had like cherry lipgloss on. 

[manifold-updates]

Jack replied to Jakob Offcanny, Connor & Weston!

[odds--are]

this video is a fucking joy

[narnialove52]

hey!! sorry if this sounds super creepy but do you happen to know jakobs ex gfs social media? i loved her style and wanted to follow her but i genuinely can’t remember what it is

hiiii not sure if you’re talking about adri? idek if they were actually dating but everytime i googled “jakob from cow chop gf” they would pop up soooo

but here’s their twt :)

[beegubutt]

jakob n matt from offcanny's most recent vid >:D

bonus: the moment that inspired me

[sonofmcted]

Via r/offcanny posted by alsojakob (Jakob) on March 1st 2021

"I made this post on Patreon, but I figured I'd mirror it here for clemency's sake.

August of last year I attempted suicide. Since then, my mental and physical health has only continued to spiral downwards. I've reached a threshold where these issues and their origins must be addressed to avoid continued, escalating self-harm. I share this because my steps to get well, consequently affect Offcanny.

Garrett is no longer a part of the channel by my decision. Working with him caused me crippling anxiety for a year developing. This is not an invitation to make speculative claims or direct hostility towards any party. Despite the circumstances, we're both equally entitled to privacy and respect. In lieu, you can most often expect Trevor (ModestCube) to appear. His involvement will be limited to that of a guest, which there will be continued incorporations of when possible. Expectations can be set by the stunt video, as it was put together independently by me. I'll probably be a bit funnier in the future though since my grandpa despawned the week leading to that shoot. All out of grandparents now though, so we're in the clear.

Other changes I'm making to improve my health are developing or private.

I've avoided speaking to this immediately as I wanted to be better when I did. But better looks farther away than ever now. I don't want to be dishonest. I'd be happy to answer any questions within reason and for those of you who'll be done watching, thank you for your time."

[trevorschmidtyii]

hi why do they look like this

[cherryflavr]

meet the new additions to the cryptid au!!!

played around with jakob n trevor’s designs etc but here they r

[spoopycoda]

Hey! So I dont post much online, but if any cow chop, or even offcanny fans would reblog, it'd be greatly appreciated! I'm like extremely broke, so I'm trying to sell my old CowChop merch, most of this was bought back in 2016, all in really good condition, only worn a couple times each and then went into storage for the past few years. Shirts are large. Sorry for the crap quality photos, a lot of the lightbulbs are burnt out in my place :/ Pricing will cary depending on where I'd be shipping to, as shipping outside of Canada can be very pricey! Please PM me if interested, payment will be done through payapl. Even if you aren't interested, reblogs would be forever appreciated! <3

[relatablepicturesofoffcanny]

[sig-nifier]

jakob performing his lap dance was everything

- the sound of his tap shoes as he approached

- the stance

- the music in the background

- are you comfortable?

- are you cosy?

- d̸̨̪̘͉͂̇̅̈́͆͜͝o̴͓̤̾̀̇̉̕ ̷̧̥̝͖̞̭͙̌̀̋́́̍͛y̵̙̗͗̇ͅo̶̗̘̼̒u̵̡͉͈̍̂͌̀͐ ̵̡͖̫̣͉͖͒w̸̮͖͈̬̙̆ȧ̷͈͓̙̲̪͑̓̆͝ņ̶͔̜̹̘̺̟͒̉̔̉̈́̚͝͝t̵̨̫̤̭̘͈̐́̀̌͘͠͠ ̵̛̺̙̮̼͐͒̎ͅy̷̧̝̰̩̣̪̻̎̆̓͛ō̸̡̺͚̱̙͑ͅu̸̡͕͇̭̮̾̾͗͜͝r̷̯̽̌̽ͅ ̸̯̪̘͙̩̓̈͝h̸̨͚̘̺̟̜͈̄͛̃̍͌̕͠͠ͅä̴͍́̿͒̃́͋͆͘t̶̞̔ ̶̡̛̯̐͠͠ỏ̷̰̥̟̰͉̘͎̽̌̄̃n̷̛̛̺͇͑̐̇̈́͊?̴͚̗̺͚̈́̉͐́̕

[cannibalisticcorpse]

From the offcanny insta

[einchop]

JAKOB AND ALEC ARE MAKING A CHANNEL?

[offfcanny]

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jakob’s snapchats

[rymge]

📸: alec

[winchdeann]

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