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Alex, Jake, and Pablo all ex Chelsea Grin have a new band together!! I didn’t expect Alex to return to metal but my fuck am I happy about it.
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I like my men bloody, deeply traumatized, desperate, mentally ill, pathetic, broken down and at an end.
#Clint Barton#marc Spector#jake lockley#nico di angelo#bucky Barnes#Steve rogers#tj hammond#🧃#my fandom talks
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I feel like posting for the really under rated shows and movies like santa clarita diet, my babysitters a vampire, and there’s an alien in the attic because i’ve been looking for any kind of posts on the characters for so long and on different platforms like wattpad AO3 and on here and there’s relatively nothing and it makes me so sad. These characters are so good but there’s no recognition.
#santa clarita diet#eric bemis x reader#jake pearson x reader#abby hammond#mbav#my babysitter's a vampire#benny weir x reader#rory keaner x reader#ethan morgan x reader#sarah fox#erica jones
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You're in a strange part of our town
Happy birthday to Reptilia, released on this day in 2004 🦎
#reptilia#room on fire#the strokes#the strokes band#jake scott#nikolai fraiture#julian casablancas#albert hammond jr#it's funny... this video drew me away from them#i remember watching it on twitter (?) i was a muse fan and i was following other muse fans... watched this and julian just scared me lol#i had many first impressions of them ha#favourite edits
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Terrible Screenplay Ideas: "Clean Getaway"
Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster need a vacation: so where better than New York?! For Shawn, it's a chance to re-enact Beastie Boys videos, and for Gus, more importantly, it's a chance to visit the esteemed Soap Museum in Brooklyn! Jules is on board, but insistent that she be Ad-Rock. Both Shawn and Gus are okay with this (even though Shawn wanted to be Ad-Rock)...
There, they meet fellow tourist Adrian Monk and his lovely assistant Natalie: here to help her daughter Julie on her thesis and extra credit at school, having twisted Mr Monk's arm in order to have him come along and help them here. He actually rather likes it: but has a few problems with the displays not being parallel.
Gus and Trudy trade knowledge of their soaps, and he gets on swimmingly with Monk (who despises the loud and slovenly Spencer), whilst Natalie and Jules also get along swimmingly, and Julie finds Jules cool.
Things take a turn South, however, when the curator turns up horribly murdered! He is another victim of the Brooklyn Butcher, sliced and torn to ribbons, a horrifying case! So, resigned to having to work on a murder investigation, Shawn and Gus and Jules get to work, but also have to work with Monk.
Only not so fast! On the scene are Detectives Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle, delighted to be working a serial killer case and surrounded by lavender respectively. Jake and Shawn bond over their love of all things weird, and he has to take them all to the station for questioning.
MEANWHILE
Amy Santiago is looking into getting a new place for her, Jake and the baby here in New York, but has not been having much luck. She meets a pair of absolute sweethearts at an organic sandwich shop by the names of Joel and Sheila Hammond: "real-tors" who are here to meet a client (Joel is carrying a peace lilly, at Sheila's behest. He is terribly allergic but must make a good impression) and they very quickly chat and get along, she's a sweetheart after all!
Amy comes to the station to do her job and tell Jake, on her day off, about the great times she had. But what is this?! A development in the case of the killer slashing apart innocent people and sometimes devouring the remains?!
Captain Holt has his hands tied: the latest victims were from Chicago, and thus this is a joint investigation. Randy Disher and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer are coming over to liase with their departments. Monk should just go home, but he needs to solve this. Shawn is here to have a good time and solve the case (and beat that smartass Jake Peralta, who's not even Ad-Rock, he's not even "Skee-Lo"! To which Gus responds only HE can be Skee-Lo, and Shawn tells him he's way too cool to be Skee-Lo, and Gus fist-bumps, he is correct there! Not that Skee-Lo isn't cool) and Gus just wants to get to the theatre on time, because he has tickets to "Hamilton" and he can't miss it even though the show is 3 days away. Natalie and Julie are interested if he has them going spare. Detective Carlton Lassiter, upon finding out that Spencer is going to bungle a serial killer investigation, takes his banked 400 days of leave to go to help. ESEPECIALLY when he discovers that the greatest cop he ever worked with (Captain Leland Stottlemeyer) is there on the job, and he gets furious when Shawn and Gus refer to him as a "weird looking House on the Prairie Bloodhound". Unfortunately for Lassie, he gets saddled with Lieutenant Disher, who is eager and keen, but oh so daft... Joel and Sheila, meanwhile, fall into a panic: they are trying to keep some human flesh for Sheila, but the cooler broke (fucking NEW YORK!) and they need some flesh fast. PLUS cops just turned up at the house of their client, who was slashed to pieces, and Sheila left their card there! ("Well excuse me for promoting our business!" "Nobody hates you for that honey, it's empowering and effective, I'm just a little stressed that the cops may figure it's a clue." "Do you think I murdered him, Joel?" "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm... No?" "Good answer honey!") Plus Ms Santiago is very perky and eager, and a police officer, they'll have to keep their cool...
#Brooklyn Nine Nine#Monk#Psych#Santa Clarita Diet#Jake Peralta#Shawn Spencer#Crossover#Adrian Monk#Burton Guster#Juliet O'Hara#Sheila Hammond#Joel Hammond#Terrible Movies#Charles boyle#Amy Santiago#Screenplay Ideas#Story Ideas#Terrible Screenplay Ideas#natalie teeger
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you know what. i DID want to hear darrel hammond and jake tapper talk about how hot they find bill clinton's hands.
#bill clinton#darrel hammond#jake tapper#The Third Person with Darrell Hammond and Chris Millhouse ep 25: Jake Tapper
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Note: “Izzy Bohen x fem!reader x Jake (I forgot his last name but they’re both from Jeepers creepers 2) love triangle? I do like some rivalry. You can add the creeper if you want as well, make it into a love square? *wiggle eyebrows*” Turned this into a love (?) pentagon, because Dante 🤤.
Imagine Izzy and Jake competing for your affection.
You counted yourself and the boys lucky that Izzy just reported for the Bannon Bantams. If he��d played for them, well, he and Jake would have the cockfight of the century.
Izzy’d been disappointed when you’d opted for cheer squad instead of the newspaper. But you’d assured him the front row seats were worth it. He agreed, expression thoughtful.
Jake’d been psyched. Had even suggested the Bannon Banner do a feature. Which you shied away from, not wanting to kick off the season with resentful teammates. Of course, Jake had given Izzy shit. And continued to give him shit, all because of-
“-so much ink, huh? I’m serious, people are starting to think you’re sweet on him.”
Oh, Dante.
Izzy did write about him a bit. But that was mostly due to the reporter’s rivalry with Jake. How much messier it would be if Dante was thrown into the mix! Or if it was even just a love triangle with Dante. Izzy/You/Dante. Jake/You/Dante. Izzy/Dante/Jake.
Good thing, you figured, glancing everywhere but skyward, no one else was seriously interested in you or Dante or Jake-
“Really? I heard that was you.”
Time to step in. Bucky noticed you stroll up from behind before the other two did.
“There are no urinals… out here,” you greeted, gesturing at the vast farmland. “Why you all together?”
The team manager had already slunk off. Not because he didn’t like you. Bucky just found Jake to be more a cocksore loser around crushes. The jock at least looked slightly embarrassed. For a sec.
“Hey, ______.” Jake made no effort to conceal himself. “Caught me with my pants down.”
“Don’t turn around,” you teased. “Or get any ideas,” grumbled Izzy, pants zipped as he faced you.
“No, here’s one. Why don’t you write about a pretty girl for once?”
“What, I thought you were jealous I don't write enough about you?”
Their squabbling ceased after boarding the bus. The rivalry was still there, strong as ever, but Jake and Izzy at least sat far apart. The latter kept casting longing glances back. Dante was on the same side as you, but farther back. You could only imagine the shitstorm if you’d asked to sit next to the player with the most “ink.” Maybe he’d mediate.
Yeah, right.
A few glimpses into Rhonda’s compact mirror revealed Jake was also yearning. His eyes drifted between you and… Dante?
An image of you and him, lips locked, squeezed between Jake and Izzy popped into your head. The compact fell into your lap. You nonchalantly passed it back to Rhonda. Dante’s pretty face wasn’t likely to be within kissing distance anytime soon.
You had volunteered as a junior bus monitor for the elementary school, as part of a class. This experience came in handy when you begged Betty to let you help lay road flares. Anything to get away from crushes and admirers for a minute.
Unfortunately, Coach Hanna was spontaneously raptured and you, knocked onto your *ss after something smacked your ass, only narrowly avoided rolling out of the way after his flare dropped. You remained still. The others were talking, but the mounting horror was too distracting.
“______?!”
“I’m okay!”
Betty went to help while Barnes called out for the other coach. You shakily got to your feet. The driver continued to lay flares as she approached, before she too was ripped off the face of the earth. But not before the assailant made your rump smart again.
Note: Pluto TV kept glitching, so I couldn’t rewatch it completely. :(
#Izzy Bohen#Jake Spencer#Dante Belasco#Jeepers Creepers#imagine#minors do not interact#love triangle#love square#love pentagon#nonconsensual#smut#horror#reader insert#Jeepers Creepers 2#Creeper#Travis Schiffner#Josh Hammond#Al Santos#Jonathan Breck#Jeepers Creepers movie#Jeepers Creepers film#Jeepers Creepers franchise#Jeepers Creepers imagine#Izzy Bohen imagine#Jake Spencer imagine#Dante Belasco imagine#Travis Schniffner imagine#Josh Hammond imagine#Al Santos imagine#horror imagine
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1 K followers!
Since we surprisingly got the 1k followers I decided for a special to celebrate it: a bingo writing challenge!
I’m still not sure how it works but I hope I’ll do it right!👀🤣
Update: look closely at the card, something changed, there’s a little surprise at the bottom 👀
How does it work?
Choose what you want and send it into my inbox!:) that’s all! And I’ll write a little thoot/Drabble!:3 [ you can add whatever you want; character [ C.E and S.S CHARACTERS], one or more points, a little plot, some other details you’d like to see and and and… just whatever you want!:) anons are welcome:)]
There are some rules and I hope you’d follow them; follow me:) be active and enjoy my writing! [As you can see there are no strict rules that need to be followed!☺️]
You can find everything under the tag “1 k followers special”
For now I don’t have a time limit, but i think I’ll leave it up for a while:)
Give the lovely @jamneuromain some love who helped me with…actually pretty much everything in the past few months, also with this bingo!
Don’t be shy! Come up with some ideas and have fun! Flood my inbox<3
And once again a big, big thank you for all this!
#1 k followers special#steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#veras venting#steve rogers fanfiction#flood my inbox#Johnny storm#Curtis Everett#Jake Jensen#Bucky Barnes#nick fowler#tj hammond#lloyd Hansen#flood my ask box#Andy barber#Lance tucker#fanfiction writing#writing challenge
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Main Masterlist
summary: once you’re in, you can’t get out, you will be trapped with them forever.
#robert pronge#dark robert pronge x reader#justin capshaw#jake jensen#mr freezy#mr freezy x reader#lloyd hansen#andy barber#max burnett#jack benjamin#jake wyler#tj hammond#bryce langley#playing with the devils#playing with the devils au
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Jake Hammonds
Jake prefers to live a hedonistic lifestyle compared to his level-headed sister who lives in the flat above him. He says he has no time for more practical endeavours and prefers to spend his time masturbating and excessively drinking.
Full Name: Jake Russell Hammonds Pronouns: he/him Age: Young Adult, roughly 19-20 Life State: Sim Career/Schooling: High school dropout, Fast Food Employee/1 Aspiration: Getting Around Personality: Primary hedonistic pleasure with secondary wanton romance Traits: Lazy, Lactose Intolerance, Bro, Competitive, Noncommittal Lifestyle(s): Hungry for Love Family: Brother of Asia Hammonds Zodiac: Sagittarius Hobby: Sports Skills: Fitness/3, Romance/4, Video Gaming/3 Social Standing: Awful reputation Clubs: Diavolesc Sports Club Native Language(s): Simlish
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Olalla Chapter Nine
Josh Kiszka x f!OC x Jake Kiszka 5.569 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, intended for adult readers. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. Also, if you're under 18, go find some other entertainment elsewhere.
Warnings (are spoilers): phone sex, masturbation, LGBT themes, mentions of infidelity, anxiety, betrayal&trust issues, secrets, overall a healthy dose of emotional shit as always
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Previous chapter Olalla masterpost
Over the mountains, woods and valleys two guys fought with shepherd's axes. Hey guys! Stop fighting! The girl has two braids; you can share!
November 2025; Josh
He stood silent, but the contents of his mind were full of roaring memories of moments similar to this one. He could hear his younger and more carefree self shouting, almost as if someone played it in his in-ear. Can you feel iiiiiiit?
Exhilaration, stage fright, happiness, fear, anticipation…
All the emotions crammed into that fleeting, magical moment that lasts just a few seconds before everything bursts. The moment which ALL the souls and hearts in the large arena shared as one. He couldn’t see them yet, but their cries reverberated through the walls on their way from the green room to the stage and the volume reached the deafening level as soon as the band’s silhouettes appeared behind the semi opaque curtain.
There was no speech this time, no pre-recorded intro; just the sound of Sam’s Hammond organ that first started as a feeble hum, barely audible in the roaring mix of cries, clapping hands and stomping feet. Back to basics, while sticking to the most essential refinements.
The tones grew louder then, and Josh could feel them set the stage beneath his feet vibrating, which only added to his agitation. So glad to be back, and yet so anxious.
So much had changed in just one year, so many things that altered their course. The ‘Spring/Summer festival tour’ literally changed his life. He had loved, he had lost, he was now taking a path to the unknown, and it all left people wondering. His sudden disappearance and a subsequent injury started brand new rumors, and all the attempts to stop them from spreading felt like fighting Hydra. Eventually, they just stopped trying and focused on work, but now it made his guts clench again. Did they still love him? Would they still accept him, standing in front of them so vulnerable and naked? He knew some of them condemned him for what he had done, a few believed the lies about him, but thousands of them still came back.
He looked at Jake for reassurance, but found him crouched under his own heavy thoughts, while his hands followed Sam’s direction, adding more ringing notes to the whole cacophony of the tamed melody and tumultuous feelings.
Josh was on his own in this. He too looked down and smoothed a wrinkle on his new ebony satin wrap jacket. It hugged him around the waist and fell in smooth cascades around his hips. It was a perfect piece of garment, elegant when tied up, and frivolous-looking when he let it open. Unsure about it at first, he had gained some meat back during the last month, so he could now finally acknowledge that it really looked good on him. He put his chin up, both metaphorically and literally, and ran his fingers across the edges of the new dark brass laurel wreath that now decorated his head. It was a last minute addition, designed to hide the scar that was still visible under his patchy haircut. A deep breath in, and…
The curtain dropped.
... and the room exploded. He looked down and realized they had been just as nervous, and finally they could just let it all out. Raising his arms up in a simple gesture, he urged them to do it, and then welcomed him in return.
It was a wonderful song to open the show with. Just like with Heat Above, the initial tension grew until it was almost unbearable, only to be replaced by smooth harmonies and a soaring melody. However, they also experimented a bit more with this one, changing the tempo as well as the mood right where the chorus was supposed to be, hitting the listener right in the chest with its aggressive force. It was a perfect hymn for disturbing times, and the lyrics were Josh’s new prayer.
When it was over, Josh closed his eyes, panting, and tried to get ready for the next song. The initial high subsided and he was now painfully aware of his surroundings. The new setlist had been one of the main topics of the recent late night quarrels. Sam and Daniel wanted to continue with Safari, while Jake opposed the idea without being able to explain why. He got outvoted eventually and now it was his turn to play the initial chords.
Everything went smoothly until the first chorus. Josh turned slightly to the left, just like he had been used to doing, only to see Jake still standing at his side of the stage. He took one step forward, but Jake kept ignoring him. The audience noticed too, and he could see their frowned and confused faces as he continued to sing “why don’t you give some lovin’” and by that time it was painfully obvious that Jake wasn’t coming. One of the most notorious examples of their twin bond, one that started years ago as a telepathic need, was gone. Jake no longer wanted to sing that song together with him.
Thousands of miles away, still tucked in her warm bed, Agnieszka was watching the livestream.
Agnieszka
After she had followed all the accounts that promised to do the streaming, Agnieszka had set her alarm clock to 3:30 to make sure she wouldn’t miss a single minute of it. With her headphones on, a cup of strong coffee at hand and a wildly beating heart inside her chest, she joined thousands of the people in the arena and hundreds of others online as a silent voyeur.
While reading all those excited comments, she had no intention to join the live chat. She had even gone as far as to create new burner accounts everywhere, just to be able to keep tracks without being seen. She had already learned the power of gossip with the two of them still here, and things only got worse after they left, all because of one smudgy photo made by some fan from Warsaw.
It happened early on during their stay. The two of them were just helping Agnieszka with some groceries when a girl approached them and they reluctantly agreed to take a photo with her, well aware that things could get much worse if they refused. Much to everyone’s relief, nothing really happened afterwards, even though the picture circulated through the online space for a few days. It was just a photo of the guys “on vacation”, location unspecified, with both of them hiding under their hats and behind their sunglasses. They were probably just taking some time off after the recent media shitstorm, people concluded. Joshua needed to get out, and Jake was there to keep him company.
It was only after the fans started discussing possible reasons for and creating their own theories about Josh's mysterious injury and why the tour got postponed when the girl posted another photo on Reddit that ultimately caused a huge uproar. The picture showed the three of them leaving the supermarket, location specified, with her confirming that the dark-haired woman who seemed local was indeed there with them. And since it was a clear violation of the guys’ privacy, the girl got roasted for it immediately and deleted it shortly afterwards. But the harm was already done, the photo quickly appeared on other platforms and fueled people’s imagination.
Things got a bit out of hand in early October. At one point, she even martyrously tried to convince Joshua not to come back and just forget about their little affair, but he was adamant, unwilling to let anyone ruin his life any further.
And now Jake only made things worse. The fourth song just started, and the people in the chat were still discussing his strange behaviour. To say that it made Agnieszka feel uncomfortable would be an understatement. Of course she knew they were supposed to sing those lines together, as she had spent the last two months watching every video that there was. Official material, fan footage and old interviews became her everyday bedtime stories. She even fell asleep while listening to Joshua’s guided meditation a few times.
It always made her feel like an Alice in Wonderland, unable to comprehend how she came to know these talented and flamboyant people. She had dined with them, got drunk with them, kissed them and developed an intimate relationship with one of them.
Was there really any relationship at all? As those strangers kept wondering, they were asking questions to which she had no answers. No, she wasn’t lurking backstage; no, she didn’t know how he labeled himself, because she never cared to ask; and no, she had no idea what was going on between him and Jake.
Pcheh. Their ‘intimate’ relationship…
What was it, if not a folly?
Everytime she found a new gray hair – which seemed much more frequent after what happened up on Koscielec – Agnieszka would ask herself what am I doing? And then she would continue doing that. There were plenty of other men willing to be with her if she only let them, and she had the freedom to do it if or when the opportunity presented itself, but she just couldn’t. She kept waiting for the phone calls and Google Meet rendezvous.
One such face call was scheduled right for after the show. Agnieszka had to wait for Joshua to get back to the hotel, which would take a while, so she just lay back on the pillow and enjoyed the moment of peace, as well as the warmth of her soft comforter. The house was now half empty and eerily quiet during early hours. No one wanted an early breakfast at this time of year; the few adventurous hikers and alpinists who dared to conquer the icy trails mostly kept to themselves. A calm before the Christmas storm, one would say.
Even the sounds of the waking town coming from the outside were strangely muffled by the falling snow. Minutes dragged, and boredom and restlessness started to set. Agnieszka tried to kill the time by watching other newly posted videos from the show that just ended.
Eventually, she dozed off waiting…
She was walking along the ridge that separated the northeastern valleys from the southwestern ones. It was a dangerous path between two seemingly different worlds, covered with frost and ice, forcing her to consider every step carefully. To her left, everything was sprinkled with white and with mist lurking at stony rims. To her right, where the hillside was blessed with more sunshine, the autumn still kept flaunting its fiery colours. The setting sun behind her back illuminated the landscape and enhanced the visible split of seasons.
Agnieszka couldn’t tell how she got up there. Just a moment ago, she was safe in the warm bed, awaiting a new day, from which she now couldn’t remember anything. The only thing was certain – the winter was coming and once again, another sun-like light appeared on the eastern horizon, disrupting the age-old alternation of day and night and sending chills down her spine.
She heard three voices calling her name simultaneously.
Together, it created an unearthly sound… then suddenly, their voices turned to deafening ringtones…
Olalla
Veela
Neszka
Agnieszka needed to take a few seconds to find out where she was and what happened. With the sleepy haze still clouding her brain, she looked around to see that the sky outside turned to steely blue, making outlines of furniture in her bedroom already visible. The phone, which she still held in her hand, kept on buzzing.
Still feeling weird from the recurring and yet ever changing dream, she pressed the accept button, squinting at the oppressively bright screen. Sexy…
Joshua, on the other hand, was his usual flawless and charming self: freshly-showered, rosy-cheeked and with his short damp curls slicked back. “Oh, hello darl… did I wake you up? I thought you said you were going to…”
“Oh yeah, yeah, I was. I just fell back to sleep after the livestream ended, I guess. But I saw everything,” she responded groggily while rubbing her left eye, before she adjusted the pillow behind her so that she could sit.
“Oh, cool. It was a hell of a show, wasn’t it.” He greeted her with his usual bright, toothy smile, but Joshua’s face was an open book and Agnieszka already knew that face she caught a glimpse of behind the smiley mask quite well – when she could read a lot of conflicting things in his eyes, all of them centering around uncertainty and self-doubt. A simple twitch of an eyebrow always gave him away. She knew how nervous he was; he had confided to her prior to the show.. It was the first US show since he got outed and his personal life became a tabloid shitshow. And while the band was indeed greeted with rapturous ovations and they did put on a ‘hell of a show’, the undercurrent of doubt on both sides ran deep and the fact that his own brother seemingly threw him under the bus right when he felt the most vulnerable didn’t help at all.
False consolations were not her nature. “Joshua… when I said I saw everything, I really meant everything.”
He sighed and started rubbing the back of his neck. “Was it that obvious?”
“What? That something is obviously going on between the two of you? Yeah, I would say so. At least to everyone who’s familiar with your stage behaviour. It shouldn’t be a big deal, I suppose, but I saw your face, and so did everyone else. It was pretty clear you didn’t expect that. The people in the chat spent the next half an hour making assumptions. Some of them even mentioned the ‘dark haired stranger’ that allegedly drove a wedge between the two of you.” She added the last sentence for comedic effect; to lighten the mood a bit. However, it had the opposite effect and Joshua’s face turned to stone.
“Well, you shouldn’t really worry about that.” He sounded strangled, and for the first time turned his gaze off the screen.
“Are you ok, Joshua?”
“Yeah! Yeah…totally fine,” he replied absentmindedly. “We’ve had a few disagreements, but it’s nothing serious. Promise. I, eh… I wish you were here, sweetheart… So, anyway, what did you think of that lill’ insertion after Danny’s drum solo, birthday girl?” he chuckled, trying to change the subject.
“You mean ‘My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean’? Yeah, that was very subtle. Everyone thought so…” She didn’t even try to hide the annoyance in her voice, unable to comprehend how he could think that it was a good idea. Obviously, he didn’t share the sentiment.
“Well, I did that on purpose. And since people already talk… Well, I just hoped you’d like it. So, how was your special day?”
“Pretty uneventful, just like all the other days here.” As it always was. She stopped celebrating her birthdays a long time ago. Joshua was probably the only person on Earth who tried to make a big deal of the uninteresting fact that she was now thirty three. Well, him and Maya. “I went for a walk, I got a new backpack, I actually had a massage…that was nice and pleasant… and I got my IUD replaced… that was much less pleasant.”
“Well good to know!” He made another funny face and she had to laugh back. Most of her former lovers would be grossed out by the bold remark, but not him. He was just… different.
For example, he couldn’t just sit still, which was in fact often pretty cool and entertaining during their face call as he always inadvertently gave her a tour of whatever place he was currently at. So, as he walked around, she could see glimpses of his suite. “Wow, that’s a fancy hotel room. Very different from the dingy attic one.”
“And cold,” Joshua replied irritably. “It’s really the worst part of the deal, to be honest, and no amount of luxury could possibly change that. I’d give anything to be back in that snug attic room if it meant I could feel your soft skin again.”
“Soft…”
“Yeah, like satin. Go on and touch it if you don’t believe me.” With that, he finally hopped on his bed and leaned his back against the headboard. He must have untied his bathrobe in the process, as she could see his bare chest now, knowing too well where this was going. They had tried a few times in the past and always ended up giggling. Yet he kept on trying. “Are you naked?”
“Hell no! It’s November. I’m wearing button-up pajamas.”
“Unbutton it then.”
She couldn’t help but laugh. His incessant attempts to coax her into having phone sex with him were always so… cute. “I think I’ll need a bit more convincing.”
He closed his eyes and exhaled harshly. Agnieszka couldn’t see his other hand, but she knew very well where it was. “I’m imagining your palms right now, so callous and coarse from all the hard and honest work, like the finest sandpaper…”
She was just getting comfy and he made her burst out laughing again. “You’re an idiot.”
He chuckled with her. “All right, all right, let’s try again. I was serious about your skin. So soft and warm, and when my fingers travel further down… come on, travel with me… it feels like a velvety cushion, and it smells like honey and hay. Can you feel it too, baby?”
“Yes,” she moaned involuntarily. Hearing him talk about it like that really did create a good illusion. “I imagine your fingers. Say more, because I swear I can almost feel them”.
He was breathing heavily now, which turned her on even more. He told her more about the things he’d do and she followed his directions, sliding her middle finger inside. “I wish I could touch your cock.”
“And I’d give anything to feel your lips around it right now…”
She bit her lip when the question popped up in her head. It wasn’t the first time, but she never mustered enough courage, until now. Still not sure if it was ok to ask that, she took a deep breath first. “Do you ever imagine a man doing it to you, Joshua? I mean, do you still…?”
He seemed unfazed, just a little annoyed. “Why are you asking me now?”
“I think it’s sexy,” she cooed. “Besides, if this is supposed to work, we shouldn’t keep secrets from each other.” Saying that, she felt a pang of guilt even before she finished the sentence.
“Sexy, you say?” he asked huskily and she could hear the unmistakable sound of slapping flesh. Judging by the movement of his shoulder, it was more than apparent what he was doing. It made her heart beat wildly. If only she could be there with him…
“Yeah… you were always in control when we were together, hardly ever letting me take the lead, even when I wanted to. And I just wondered…because…” The sound of him clearing his throat interrupted her in mid-sentence.
“It just felt natural. You’re so delicate, like baby deer…”
“No, I’m not…”
“Yes, you are, baby. Compared to most of my previous lovers, you are… You’re strong, but still a flower… I just…just can’t stop looking at you… So, erhhm, to answer your question - yes, I do.”
This was all strangely exciting.
“Tell me more.”
“Are you still touching yourself?”
She was. Because she didn’t lie. It made her slightly anxious, but the fact that the idea also turned her on couldn’t be denied. Also, learning to know his desires seemed like the best policy against the anxiety which was almost crippling at times, and today was no different. Seeing him wrapped in satin, adored by hundreds of people, and not all of them women, made her feel like an onlooker, forced to remain in the distance. She didn’t want that.
And so he told her, with reluctance at first, but seeing that she didn’t stop and wanted more, he went on. Slowly, they guided each other towards their respective climaxes. Even though separated by thousands of miles, for a split second they felt closer to each other than before in the aftermath.
“What time is it there right now?” he asked groggily after a while, when she could no longer hide her weariness and yawned expressively.
“Almost eight thirty.”
“Can you perhaps go back to sleep for a while.”
“I guess so.” She had no real responsibilities until after lunch, so the idea of staying in bed for a while seemed quite agreeable.
“I think you should, then. And I should try to get some sleep as well. See you soon, love.”
“Good night, Joshua.”
Agnieszka tried to follow his advice, but after a while, she grabbed her phone again, quite sure that a certain person wasn’t asleep just yet…
Jake
Jake in fact did try to go to bed early-ish this time. He also tried everything that was supposed to help him accomplish this special mission. He had a few drinks, a soothing shower, late night sex… and if that wasn’t enough, skin-to-skin cuddles were expected to do the trick.
However, half an hour later, his mind was still racing, and it had nothing to do with the person now sleeping so peacefully right next to him. The person who – in fact – was also the one who had tried to persuade him that he should improve his sleeping habits. Women. So, instead of grabbing a guitar or a book, he was now lying in the darkness, watching city lights painting pictograms on the ceiling above him. He didn’t dare leave the bed, afraid that it would wake Lisa.
Suddenly, his phone lightened up with a familiar notification. He kept most of them muted, so he knew immediately. And surely enough…
Veela: Care to explain what the hell happened?
Jake knew immediately what she meant, and it made him feel both pleased and angry with himself at the same time. What the hell happened, indeed. It wasn’t deliberate. It wasn’t out of spite. He just didn’t want to play the song. And he certainly didn’t want to sing it… with Josh, no less! For years, it had been ‘their’ song, and it didn’t mean anything else. They wrote it before Josh really started caring about the meaning of the lyrics he was writing. The stupid ditty suddenly got a brand new meaning and Jake just couldn’t stomach it.
He certainly didn’t want to make people wonder, or to make her angry… or maybe he did? Either way, there was no way out.
He quickly scrambled out of bed – afraid that he would wake Lisa – and took the phone with him to the bathroom where he sat on a closed toilet seat, feeling sneaky.
Kuba Starlight: “I just wasn’t in the mood for singing, thats all. No big deal.”
The response was immediate.
Veela: Is that the only reason?
His thumbs hovered above the keypad for several seconds before he finally typed a brief answer.
Kuba Starlight: Yes.
He watched the three dots moving while rubbing his chin, anxiously awaiting her next jab. It took her a while, leaving him wondering what kind of indictment she was drafting.
Veela: Because I just talked to him and it didn’t seem like a “no big deal” to him. And people noticed too. It’s no.1 gossip right now. I’m slightly jealous. You’re trying to steal my spotlight, no doubt. :p
The last remark made him smile. Perhaps she wasn’t that angry after all.
And so am I, he thought. Wonder how you did it.
Kuba Starlight: People will always talk. One day I forget to comb my hair and the next day they start a rumor that I’m a depressed drunk.
Kuba Starlight: Josh is quite oversensitive these days.
He expected her to continue pestering him about the stupid ‘stage incident’, but she switched back to her caring and understanding (and nosy) self instead.
Kuba Starlight: In fact, I have.
Veela: You shouldn’t blame him.
Veela: I know you were worried about the show too. Maybe you two should just… talk?
Veela: What about my previous suggestion? The room is still available.
Veela: I just really don’t think you should spend Christmas alone. Unless you’ve found someone to spend it with…
He couldn’t even tell why answering truthfully suddenly made him feel so irritable. Perhaps because he wasn’t really truthful.
Kuba Starlight: Nothing serious. Just a casual acquaintance.
Veela: OK. That’s good news.
Is it?! He watched – all hopeful – as the three dots appeared again.
Veela: It might get serious eventually. You never know. :)
That only made him feel worse. And there were no more dots after that. Obviously, she dropped the subject, which in turn made his stomach drop. It was always like that, with him being torn between ‘honey, don’t feed me’ and ‘why aren’t you talking to me?’ She was convinced they were friends – bless her heart… and damn his. He kept feeding her this idea only to keep in contact with her, knowing too well it was both self-destructive and toxic.
He shouldn’t want her to keep persuading him; he in fact shouldn’t be having this conversation in the first place, but that wretched creature inside his head always prevailed. The truth was that he had considered her suggestion – his heart even skipped a beat when she first mentioned it as a possibility – and the wretched creature wanted him to say yes.
It was right after right after Josh casually informed her that their parents were taking a long-desired trip during Christmas, and she immediately thought about him being left alone, bless her big heart.
So yes, he wanted to say yes, it just wasn’t justifiable up until recently. Now he had a perfect excuse, so he quickly started typing another message.
He re-read the blabbery he just sent and groaned again, loudly this time. Not only because he didn’t really think it through yet, it was still just a vague idea. But also because of all those typos he always made when he was in a rush.
Kuba Starlight: But she asked me if we could go sking, so maybe we could come together.
Kuba Starlight: You know… to keep an eye on him.
Kuba Starlight: Not that I don’t trust you… but, you know…
Kuba Starlight: But don’t worry about our stay. I’ll find us something else. Somthing with jacuzzi and champange.
And she never commented on it. She never judged him.
Veela: :D
Veela: Oukey then! I’ll be happy to see you again. And to meet your new girl.
December 18th 2025, Nashville; Josh
They made it. The first part of the tour successfully completed, Christmas was finally here and the atmosphere in the city already satiated with the holiday mood. Just a few more days… and then he would see her again.
There was one last thing that Josh desperately needed to do, and so far it had prevented him from being able to join and enjoy the festivities. He had been sitting in their favorite cafeteria for more than an hour now, more and more convinced that he had been stood up. The idea weighed like a huge stone on his chest and it grew heavier with each passing minute.
But at last, he appeared. Effortlessly charismatic as always. Lean and tall, with his hair neatly braided this time. He spotted Josh immediately, but remained standing by the door for a few excruciatingly long seconds before he finally made his way towards Josh’s table.
Josh stood up and made one hesitant step forward, but Christopher quickly stopped him with his outstretched palm. A simple gesture that felt like having a bucketful of icy water tipped over his head.
Josh knew that it was absolutely foolish to hope for a hug, but after all those years, it was just like a conditioned reflex. He had spent so much time hugging that man that it seemed unnatural not to do it, even under the current circumstances… “Please, at least sit.” He sounded defeated.
Christopher took the chair opposite to Josh and leaned back with his arms crossed. It wasn’t going to be easy, that was certain. “Ok, spill. What do you want?”
“I… the idea that I’d never see you again was just unbearable…I mean…”
Christopher cocked his brow exasperatedly. “Spare me.”
Josh started to panic. It was so hard to tame the thoughts in his head so that he could transform them into a coherent sentence. Christopher was well aware, but also unwilling to make it any easier for him. Josh had spent hours looking into those eyes. Somewhere behind them, there used to be a place that felt like home. Now he could clearly see that he was no longer welcome there. So, instead of trespassing, he lowered his eyes and opted to tell it to the coffee cup. “No… I mean, without, eh, I cou..couldn’t stand not to see you again and…and not to tell you how sorry I am.”
A few more excruciating seconds passed before he dared to look up again. Christopher was rubbing his lower lip with the tips of his fingers – something he always did when he was searching for the right words. The silence made Josh’s chest tighten.
“I gave you quite a lot of freedom,” Christopher said at last.
“I know…”
“And you said you’d never do anything that would hurt me. And I trusted you.”
“I know…”
“And you betrayed that trust… twice!”
“We were no longer together when I… I didn’t expect you to…” The sound of Christopher’s palm slapping the wooden desk right in front of Josh made him jump.
“YOU TOLD ME…” Christopher raised his voice menacingly, but quickly tried to calm himself down when he saw Josh’s startled stare. They were in public, after all. He knew the rules, and it affected him too now. So, he took a deep breath before he continued: “You told me that it was not even a possibility, so naturally, I feel like everything you EVER said was a lie.”
“I didn’t lie. I…I didn’t know it was a possibility, Taffy,” Josh’s voice faltered. He squeezed his eyes shut in an attempt to fight off the stinging sensation, but it was no use. He was crying. “I’m so sorry,” he sobbed. They sat silent for several seconds; thankfully, it was enough for Josh to pull himself together and Christopher mercifully granted him that luxury.
“The thing that happened with David…,” Josh cleared his throat and continued, fully determined to say everything he wanted to: “I know no apology could even make it right. The worst thing is that it really meant nothing. I feel like I’ve lost control of my life even since, which…I guess…I fully deserve. Like a drunken boat. You remember the poem? And now she… she’s both the anchor and the sea. And it happened so fast. I… when you came to the hospital with mom and Jake, I felt like being stuck between two cogwheels. But the thing I said, it hasn’t changed. I never stopped loving you.”
Josh so desperately wanted him to understand it. Even if he would never see him again, even though he knew Christopher didn’t want to accept it, Josh just needed him to understand that some people are like tattoos, and there’s always enough space for more than one. Sweet Olalla understood…
Christopher slowly leaned forward and, with his elbows now on the table, he put his hand together and started rubbing his lip against the fingertips once more. Josh waited patiently. Whatever the outcome, at least he knew Taffy was giving it a thought.
“How’s your head? Are you well?” he finally said.
Josh looked at him in confusion. Did Christopher think he’d gone mental? “I…yeah, it’s healed pretty nicely. I still have headaches sometimes, but… why?”
Christopher took a deep breath. “Because I’ve been fucking worried, jerk!”
December 22nd, Zakopane; Agnieszka
Just like the last time, she was restless since the early morning. But unlike the last time, she didn’t spend hours waiting in the freezing cold. Also, no separate room for him this time. Joshua was just going to stay with her. Eulalia was basically home to him now.
Jake and his girl rented a private chalet on the opposite hill, right next the main ski slope. He was supposed to drop Joshua around five and then they’d all meet in town for dinner later. That was the plan.
It was already half past five when the bell above the main door finally chimed and a familiar figure stepped inside. She quickly jumped out of her seat behind the reception desk and ran right into his arms, nearly knocking him off.
“Ugh, sweet girl, easy!” he chuckled, hugging her back. He buried his face in her hair and stayed that way for several seconds, which wasn’t strange at all. However, she soon began to wonder about how silent he was… that was definitely strange.
Breaking the embrace at last, she was finally able to take a good look at him… and froze.
There was a nasty bruise on the left side of his chin, and his lower lip was split and swollen, making him look like he had been in a fist fight.
“Joshua, what the hell happened?”
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Happy December 5th and another day in December Fun & Silliness Challenge!
Today's challenge: Of Chris & Seb's characters who would be your favorite to be snowed in with, in a remote cabin?
Frank Adler Cole Turner Johnny Storm Jake Jensen Colin Shea
Bucky Barnes Jefferson T.J. Hammond Lee Bodecker Chris Beck
This is a tough one. Johnny comes with his own heat. Colin and T.J. could form a little duet and serenade you. Being an astronaut and surgeon Chris can solve pretty much any problem. Cole wrestled in high school and harvests honey. 😁
Okay, you pose a very interesting question and this deserves a poll as well. And yes, Johnny would be a great option because you would never go cold. Frank would be the grumpy sunshine you were stuck with and couldn’t stand. But there’s only one bed so of course, you make your own heat eventually. Lee would be extra snuggly! He might expect you to do all the cooking though. Bucky would just be the best because he has this way about him. He’s fully skilled to get you out, but maybe he’ll wait until tomorrow. Or next week. Who cares?
But my pick, Jake Jensen. He’s doing it for me. He could get you out. He will keep you safe. But think of the fun you would have. Strip uno. Karaoke. Popcorn “salad”. The best grilled cheeses you’ve ever put in your mouth. There’s never a dull moment. And when it gets dark and cold, he knows that body heat is the best way to stay warm!
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Preliminary Bracket Masterpost
SIDE 1
Shuichi Saihara vs Yu Narukami
Jack Conte vs Jade Harley
Mads Mikkelsen vs Santino D'Antonio
Tyr vs Aurélien_Sama
Lon Hammond Jr. vs Jason Voorhees
Dave Strider vs Michael Stipe
Tim Drake (Red Robin) vs Barack Obama
Prince Henry of Wales vs Sandiction
Rekrap2 vs Russel Ziskey
Logan Howlett (Wolverine) vs Andreas Maler
Dark Cacao Cookie vs Galad Damodren
SIDE 2
Zeemyth vs Bela Lugosi
Kieran Culkin vs Corc Brady
001/Henry Creel/Vecna vs Eijirou Kirishima
Horus Lupercal vs Na-Hun
Remnan vs Godric Unicorn
Xornoth vs Matthew Murdock (Daredevil)
Papa Emeritus vs Lightsong
Johnnie Guilbert vs Ringo
Fitzwilliam Darcy Esquire vs Mark Bonnar
Dr. Andre Lee vs Martin "Marty" Steiber
Joseph Oda vs Albert Einstein
SIDE 3
King Magnifico vs Starlight Glimmer
Charles Smith vs SB737
Toya Todoroki/Dabi vs Richie Tozier
Saundor vs James McAvoy
Qifrey vs Paul David Hewson/Bono
Vampire!Milkman vs Gustav Elijah Åhr
Orpheus vs The Traitor Lord
Matrim Cauthon vs King Mendanbar
Cyrus Pynn/Cydeshow Cy vs Jake Webber
Hikaru Nakamura vs Mortimer
SIDE 4
Happy Chaos vs Commander John Shepard
Sawyer vs Chris Bumstead (CBum)
Ludwig Ahgren vs Bonnie Prince Charlie
Edgar Allan Poe vs Caine
Miles Edgeworth vs Michael Carpenter
Qibli vs Yusuke Kitagawa
Lance Crown vs Man O' War
Lord Huron vs Hiro Mizushima
Link vs Roman Torchwick
David Bowie vs James Spader
Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin vs Mask
SIDE 5
Thomas Raith vs Pete (the plug) Conlan
Totoro vs Colonel Hugh Pickering
King Arthur vs Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hector of Troy vs Giovanni
Beast Boy (Garfield Logan) vs Soichiro Yagami
Nagito Komaeda vs Chris Colfer
Todd Chavez vs Preminger
Jordan Fisher vs Yo Yo Ma
Oscar Wilde vs Mephisto
Ulfric Stormcloak vs Ian Dury
Will Arnett vs Leonard Nimoy
SIDE 6
That Chief Guy vs Colby Brock
Hugo Vega vs John Lewis
JayMoji vs Spartacus
Billie Joe Armstrong vs Black☆Star
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Hey Nimue 🤗
Not so much a question as it is an idea I'd like to submit to you:
Jake "Hangman" Seresin is General George Hammond's nephew (or adopted son).
Hangman needs to be Royalty... even if it's USAF Royalty while he chooses to enlist in the Navy.
(Make him number two on his phone, and demoting the President to number three.)
Oh my god, I love this. @hero-in-waiting and I have come up with a lot of Stargate/Top Gun crossover ideas (Solomon "Warlock" Bates is obviously related to Marine Sgt. Bates in SGA, Mav met John Sheppard when they were both test pilots, Jake Seresin is Nancy Sheppard's nephew and calls John Sheppard Uncle John, etc.), but this may be one of the best possible connections. I love it. I can just see Jake and Hammond on the family ranch back in Texas, and retired Hammond pinning on Jake's wings not long before he passes away.
May I present for your consideration: Navy John Sheppard who regularly argues that Atlantis is a ship and has excellent rapport with the Marines.
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