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joshhutchersonseggsalad · 17 days ago
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joesalw · 1 year ago
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Taylor Swift has an unhealthy obsession with changing her personality according to the men she dates from time to time. It’s funny how she talks about how she's never gonna get back the six years of her life being wasted for being private. But this is the same person who released interviews saying she craves privacy and it has made her life manageable and feel real instead of being the objective of tabloid stories by the media.
It's like she doesn’t have her own perspective of life, she always sees the world the way her partners see them. When she first started dating Joe and started talking about him, she made it look like he is the best thing that has ever happened to her, even in her songs she wrote so highly of him. All the things that she's rejecting now are the things that she admired back in 2016-2022. With all the privacy cravings back then, her fans were dragging Tom hiddleston and Calvin Harris for being so public with her, they dragged these guys saying they only used her for fame and never seen the real Taylor. Back then the narrative was, only Joe was a real guy who loves Taylor for being herself and not the Taylor Swift tm. But since the relationship didn’t work out, she switched the whole narrative again.
This time Joe is the villain for not being public with her. She is so proud of Kelce, she loves to enjoy his shows and apparently she doesn’t care about how many people are pissed of seeing her face everyday, she made a quote on that. But how long since she will switch this narrative too? Again swifties will villainize Travis Kelce and not TS. It's funny how they totally erased the existence of Matty Healy from the interview as well, since it was bad for her image. But we didn’t forget it Taylor that you were proudly hanging out with a racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, zionist guy and publishing articles on how your relationship is NOT platonic.
Her whole activism era started because Joe was an activist. He didn’t stop it after the breakup because it's a part of his personality, he still signed the ceasefire letter. But Taylor didn’t utter a single word about genocide, she's busy learning football and crying about how oppressed she is in her billionaire lifestyle. And somehow she is the Person of the Year in Times magazine.
And talking about her new boyfriend so publicly is something she never did even with Calvin Harris, which was (in comparison) her third most public relationship. But somehow all of this is directed towards Joe as if he was the one in fault for keeping her silent for so long. She is a grown ass woman who can take her own decisions. If she wanted an out from being locked for so long in her own mansions, she could've done that anyway. But to make it look like someone else fault is something she never gets tired of. It's always her exes' faults and not hers. When will you take accountability for your own decisions Taylor Swift?
Like this woman is pushing 40 and is still acting like a high school bully. She is proud of having a boyfriend from football team which is fulfilling her dreams from high school. She loves the attention, loves to play a cheerleader role as a gf. She got a platform like Times magazine’s person of the year where she could talk about serious issues in the world but she'd rather talk about how independent she feels being in a public relationship like this.
Btw it will take no longer than two years for this to turn into a victim trap again, she will then release another article about how she hates so much attention from public and how she craves privacy again, (based on whatever her then boyfriend would want lol) and her fandom will again forget everything she's said in this interview and make an ultimate villain out of Travis Kelce. Literally the same way they did with Jake Gyllenhaal, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Styles and Joe Alwyn. It is a never ending cycle and it will go on forever until she decides to seek some therapy for herself.
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girlokwhatever · 8 months ago
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I just wanna start off and say I love ur work sm! I was wondering if you could write a Paige x swiftie!reader?
thx so much!! i hope you enjoy this girly boo ily
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paige x swiftie!reader hcs
˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆。˚꩜𐙚✩‧₊˚ paige with a swifite gf,,
— when you first met, you and paige’s music taste was…. different. to say the least
— after hanging out so much, your music taste rubbed off on her a little
- she’s a swiftie now but won’t admit it
— buys you the most crazy and expensive merch right off the t swift website
— also bought you the tickets to your very first taylor swift show
- you cried
— listens when you tell her all about the folklore love triangle
- it took WEEKS for her to really get it
— helps you pick out and make your outfit for the eras tour show
- she’s wearing a shirt that says ‘karma’
- you’re absolutely bedazzled from head to toe
— she’s such an aux hog anywhere else but when she’s driving with you, it’s all your favorite taylor swift songs
- you’re screaming the lyrics to 22 every single time
— when she sees your childhood bedroom for the first time she realizes how long you’ve been a swiftie
- you have her debut album poster on your wall dated 2006.
— she tries so hard to understand when you tell her about all the easter eggs and stuff
— your mom tells her about how when you were little you would tell people you were related to taylor swift
- she’s teasing you about it for the rest of her life
— gets you a taylor swift themed bday cake
— sometimes she’ll ask you a super underground and random question about t swizzle and if you don’t know she’s immediately claiming you’re a fake fan
- “wow you’re a fake fan, i knew that and you didn’t.”
- likes to get you fired up about it
— takes pictures and videos of you the whole time at her concert because you’re in your element and she loves seeing you so happy
— you both dedicate every wednesday night before the concert to teach her the lyrics so you don’t embarrass her
— SHE HELPS YOU MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS TO TRADE
— looks for travis kelce the whole time at the concert
— hypes you up to the extreme when you start singing along to t swift songs
— she discovered you’re in a taylor swift fan club online LOLLLL
— she’s a speak now and reputation girly FOR SURE
— gets you socks with taylor’s face on them
— sometimes you’ll be talking about how much you love taylor and she gets pouty
- “why don’t you go date her then”
— “jake gyllenhaal was so good in-“
- “don’t say another word.”
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isas-bathbombs · 11 months ago
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Is this RL character a swiftie?
Angie
oh absolutely. she’s annoying about it too
she has gotten into arguments over it
her twitter is just her bullying jake gyllenhaal and kanye west
she’s that one swiftie who tricked people into believing starbucks would give them a free drink if they streamed lover
her fav songs are definitely new romantics, 22 and shake it off
i think her fav era is lover
biggest ME! defender. she was devastated when “hey kids, spelling is fun!” was removed
Dani
probably not, but she hears it a lot because of angie and cass
its unavoidable for her so she probably knows more songs than the average person
doesn’t have strong opinions on her, but vibes with some of her music
would defend her despite not knowing shit
her hopeless romantic ass would love enchanted
Bela
no but she’d LOVE evermore and folklore’s lyricism if she gave it a chance
she would love the lakes and cowboy like me
hears a lot from cass and is lowkey annoyed by it
but she would 100% go with cass and dani to a concert if they asked her to come
she’d even make friendship bracelets for it. its so funny to imagine her having a meltdown bc it’s actually super tedious and the string keeps breaking and the beads go missing or shooting to her eye
ur telling me swift didnt write mad woman and the archer about bela? :/
Cass
YES. THE BIGGEST SWIFTIE
her fav album is 1989. she cried when TV came out
she was first introduced to taylor swift from the hannah montana movie and the song crazier changed her life
she forced elena to queue for eras tour tickets with her
she even cancelled rehearsals to get those damn tickets
make a joke about taylor's jet and she'll get mad
“im sorry did mother nature write style? yeah i dont think so.”
she listens to how you get the girl like its real instructions
probably has also gotten into online arguments about her too
when red TV came out, she asked you to temporarily break up with her for 10 mins so she can experience all too well properly /j
is a james hater without realizing she’s kinda him
the type of person who would pause a conversation and go “wait i got a taylor swift lyric that fits this”
Donna
no but would hear a lot from angie
similar to bela, she’d love evermore and folklore if she gave it a chance
she would’ve loved hoax and happiness
Alcina
has beef with taylor for absolutely no reason
one time cass would be playing the piano and she’d be like “oh wow that’s beautiful. what piece is this?” and then lost it when cass said it was a taylor swift song
she’d love false god if she listened to it tho. you’d probably be able to get her to like taylor if she listened to the right songs
Miranda
a hater /j
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antonias-beloved · 4 months ago
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My opinion on all the skins from the new marvel season
Gwenpool: I think she looks awesome! I love her suitless casual style! Confession: I only know who she is because of Lego Marvel superheroes 2.
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War Machine: to completely honest, I do not care about war machine. He's a cool character, don't get me wrong, but to me he just... Exists. But the fortnite skin is amazing, especially the alternate style.
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Peelverine: do I really need to explain why I like peelverine? He looks absolutely incredible, and the X-Force style looks just as good!
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Emma Frost: mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry-
Yeah I'm in love already. New f/o alert. She's definitely not replacing Antonia, but I'm definitely gonna use her in game a lot.
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Captain Jones: I feel like he's either gonna be absolutely iconic, or he's gonna be forgotten by the next season. I think he looks very cool, and I already feel like my brother is gonna really like him.
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Mysterio: I've been calling him Jake Gyllenhaal. His secondary style is even a reference to all too well (ten minute version)!* Jokes aside, epic did a really good job making it look comic accurate, and the secondary style looks really cool
*because all too well (ten minute version) was released in the red era
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Shuri: I'm gonna go on a rant here.
Shuri looks awesome, she's one of my favourite marvel characters and I'm so happy that she's in fortnite, but she should not have been the tier 100. The season is called absolute DOOM. Doom should've been the tier 100, not shuri. But putting that aside, I think she looks incredible, and I'm definitely gonna use the skin.
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Last but not least, Doom.
He looks awesome, I'm not gonna lie. But he shouldn't have been the secret skin. Making people wait for the namesake of the season is a bad move on epic's part. Here's what I think they should've done.
They should've made peelverine the tier 1, then have doom as the tier 100 and gwenpool as the secret skin. But that's just my opinion.
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bellaswan-kinnie · 1 year ago
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jack antonoff being messy pt. 3,546
forever icon jack antonoff has given us some earth-shaking information to commemorate the release of you're losing me on streaming and once again my understanding of the midnights album has been upended. she's truly the album that keeps on giving!!
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(everything i'm about to say is speculative i realize i don't actually know this woman i just treat her music like a scholarly text)
when midnights first came out i went along with her sneaky deception that the songs were just reflections on sleepless nights from her past for the sake of a cool concept album, not really considering why she'd be fixating on past relationships and events. then when the news broke in april that it was joever, the album made so much more sense to me. i believed that taylor was reminiscing on these nights to understand why her current relationship with joe was unraveling, examining her psyche both independently of and in the context of dating. the album is her asking herself "who am i and how did i get here?"
after the revelation that you're losing me was written and recorded on december 5th, 2021, almost a year before midnights was released and a year and a half before the breakup was reported, i still think my second assessment is likely accurate, but it muddies the waters when it comes to when exactly they broke up.
i kind of always suspected that april was not the real end date of their relationship, since the announcement was largely spurred on by joe's noticeable absence from the vip tent at all of the eras tour shows. originally i assumed they had broken up just before the tour started, but now i think it was mid-late 2022, around the time midnights was finalized and then released.
(remember it took 5 months for the public to find out about their relationship in the first place. my girl can hide things when she wants to!!)
the fact that taylor didn't release you're losing me until after her breakup with joe was public tells me that she wasn't ready to admit that her and joe weren't going to make it at the time of the album's completion. she also probably didn't want to share the details publicly, since the breakup was much fresher in relation to the album's release than it typically has been in the past (also more drawn out and difficult).
labyrinth now sounds to me like it was written during a breather from the turmoil, "i thought the plane was going down, how'd you turn it right around." the lyric "oh no, i'm falling in love again" could imply a rekindling of the honeymoon phase in their relationship, a new "lavender haze" she wanted to cling onto against her better judgement. she knew there were major problems, but she had put so much time and effort into their life together that she kept trying to make it work anyway. "do i throw out everything we built or keep it?" also the consistent use of "you" in the song instead of a "him" vs. "you" situation tells me that it's about one man, not her falling in love with a new guy after a breakup.
i used to think maroon was a reflection on the relationship with jake gyllenhaal since maroon is a darker shade of red, but now i'm fully on board with it being about joe. first of all she calls the man poor again, and i can't imagine jake gyllenhaal having a roommate at that age and point in his career. the lyrics also imply a bit of infidelity on her part, "the mark they saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones," which i've theorized was a major factor in the beginning of their relationship (hiddleswift u will always be iconic).
anti-hero and dear reader show that (at least at some point) she really blamed herself for the failure of this relationship, both songs being filled with self-loathing and self-doubt. mastermind and you're losing me also reference her tendencies for scheming and people-pleasing.
you're losing me is the most explicit illustration of why they eventually broke up, but it's point of view kind of goes back and forth. she switches between past and present tense, still unsure if it's really over yet. i've seen people talk about how it was written a week after taylor visited joe in panama where he was filming a movie along with a bunch of other songs, so that time of separation must have been very eye-opening to her.
there's a lot more re-re-fathoming i'm gonna have to do but i'm understanding more and more why this album is kinda confusing in its storytelling. that woman was going through it!!!
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bisluthq · 4 months ago
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The whole "Taylor doesn't relax" thing reminds me of how sad the Speak Now era quotes from the Lover Journals make me:
Oct 8, 2010
"Music has helped me a lot lately. It helps me quiet my very loud fears. I love mornings like that, smiling and talking to strangers, waving to fans, and they burst into tears and screams.. All before noon... I get stage fright every time I walk onto a stage now. I wish it wasn't so, but I can't blame my mind for freaking out about performances. Criticism of my performances has been the biggest source of pain in my life. I sometimes feel like my college degree is in acting like i'm ok when i'm not."
Jun 17, 2011
"Something so unexpected and amazing has happened recently.. I've become blissfully happy with my life. Like, actually grateful for every second of the day... I really do need to create in order to live and feel worthwhile... This ridiculous thing happens to me when i'm this happy. I start feeling like karma will balance it all out by making something tragic happen. But i'm trying to just show gratitude as much as I can. Everyday, every minute, I'm grateful for being happy right this moment. I think I'm a summer person. I'm also a work person. Tour gives me something to pour myself into and a reason to feel ok about sleeping in till noon on my days off."
Sep 8, 2011
"I can't even tell you how alive and worthwhile i feel when I'm writing a new song and I finish it and people like it. It's the most fulfilling feeling, like getting an A+ on your report card."
Oct 30, 2011
"I've had a chest infection for the last few days, so singing has been so hard... I almost cancelled tonight's show, but I made it through... We only have 9 shows left on this tour and I'm ready for a break... I'm just so glad to have a few days off. (ok... 2)"
Mar 2, 2012
"I've been thinking a lot about getting older and relevancy and how all my heroes have ended up alone... I wrote a song and it's called 'Nothin New' and it's about being scared of aging and things changing and losing what you have. It says "I'm getting older and less sure of what you like about me anyways". And in the chorus it says "how can a person know everything at 18, and nothing at 22? And will you still want me... when I'm nothing new" It's a really vulnerable song, but I think it's important to say."
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Idk. There's just something about a lot of observably unhealthy patterns seemingly developing around this time. Also the comments surrounding "needing to create to feel worthwhile" make me sad, since she's said later that for 6 months before writing Red (so late 2010/Early 2011) she couldn't write anything due to a "particular toxic relationship" *cough* Jake Gyllenhaal *cough*. Anyway. She’s clearly been "doing it with a broken heart" for a long ass fucking time.
yup. And that’s why I say like if this one doesn’t work out (I hope it does) I’d like her to ACTUALLY take time off and be single for a while and deal with her own shit.
okay so story time right because I keep saying this applies to me, and it does, but I do feel like I need to break the pattern and my current bf and I are doing unchartered territory for me like going to couples therapy and whatnot. My friend (the technophobe biokineticist who dated my bf’s close friend) was round the other day and having a whole ass meltdown right because she drank too much (which was on her because it was inappropriate because I had ONE light beer while she was here and my bf didn’t have anything because he thought we might have to drive her home and her car was here so we both needed to be like present yk) and she was going on and on about how she wants to be single until December (which we think is a very solid choice for her) and ergo she was upset her brother told her his friends find her hot (here’s where we lost her train of thought) because her brother and his friends are in their 30s and she’s in her 40s (like my bf also so it was hitting a nerve for us both) and she was going on and on about this and we were like “so would you rather 30 somethings don’t find you hot???” And she was like “no but I want to stay single until December!!!” and we were like “okay so do that lmao a dude finding you hot while you’re out isn’t asking to marry you?” and she was like “yes but I hate that all I’m good for is sex” and we were like “wait so do you want to fuck the 30something or nah because you don’t have to but also he’s a big boy and yes he probably doesn’t look at a 40something and plan marriage and kids right if he’s not stupid but also age gap relationships happen at our age and don’t feel that dramatic so which do you want???” And she was just like “you guys can’t understand” supposedly because he’s a man and I’m in my 30s and maybe that’s true. But all I keep thinking is my bestie evidently pencilled in FUCK DAY on December 5th lol 😂😂😂😂 and that to me is not being single or figuring yourself out at alllll lol.
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tomhollandnet · 2 years ago
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The Crowded Room: Tom Holland reveals how he defied a studio - over a hairstyle
In Cherry you played someone with PTSD, in Devil All the Time your mind went to all these dark and difficult places and here, there are memories that are disappearing from your life. What is your fascination with playing these characters who have these mental health struggles and challenges?
I’ve never really thought of it in that way, that I am kind of chasing characters with these ailments as such. I love a great story. I love a great challenge. I love working with great people and The Crowded Room offered all of those things.
Why did this particular project grab you?
I was shooting Spider-Man 3. I was in-between hanging upside down, fighting Alfred Molina and having the time of my life and I found out Akiva [Goldsman, The Crowded Room’s showrunner] wanted to speak to me about this project. I met with him on the Christmas break on Zoom and we immediately hit it off. Our 45-minute meeting turned into a two-hour epic about what The Crowded Room could be. He was kind enough to give me the job and the adventure started from there really.
What is it about you and New York?. First there was the Spider-Man trilogy – and now this. When is a statue going to be built there in your honour?
I’m probably the wrong person to ask that question. I’m a huge fan of New York. I was delighted to call it home for almost a year. It is as much a character in the show as I am. New York in the ‘70s was a pretty crazy place. I think our department heads did a pretty wonderful job of bringing that to life. It was very cool stepping into that era. It was also equally scary – it was a very, very different time.
Speaking of the scary ‘70s, did you get much say in the wardrobe – and that hairstyle in particular?
I tell you what mate, I learnt a really valuable lesson from Jake Gyllenhaal once – “commit to hair and makeup and commit to wardrobe. Do whatever you can to make yourself look as aesthetically different as possible with each role that you have” – and with Danny Sullivan, I went for it.
The studio wouldn’t really allow me to cut my in the way that we did. Ultimately, I just took an executive decision to say, “I’m going to do it anyway because this is how I think the character should look”. I’m delighted that we did, because I think the hair is the icing on the cake for the character.
As for the wardrobe? I loved the wardrobe. I’ve kept it all – I still wear the flared jeans. I think they did a wonderful job of putting that all together.
Talk us through that hairstyle. What made you so convinced that it had to be that way?
I think I trust my own judgement. My make-up artist Rachel Speke did these wonderful mood boards for what she wanted to achieve and we would sit there and look at these different pictures of people in New York in the ‘70s and so many times this haircut popped up.
I think we were a little hesitant, because it is a huge departure from what I look like in real life, but I just felt it was so important with the character like this to disappear into his life as much as possible and be as authentic to the period. I do remember showing up to the camera test and there being some rather unhappy faces, but I think they came around in the end.
I feel more comfortable making executive decisions now because Rachel and I have worked on five or six feature films together. I feel like we’ve always done a really good job – and it’s always for the service of the show.
It is such a complex role. How did you stay on top of all the facets of it?
I think we did a great job of scheduling it so lots of our actors’ stuff was in order, but that wasn’t the case for me. I was bouncing backwards and forwards in time on so many different days. Shooting multiple episodes on the same day was really, really tough. It meant we really had to be vigilant and prepared for every day’s work.
Ben Perkins, my acting coach, arguably saved the show. He was so good at making sure Danny’s arc was a strong cohesive one, not only to us making the show, but also to the audience.
There are some very intense scenes in The Crowded Room. What kind of on and off-set support did you have?
Akiva is a professional, he was a great ally on set. He’s not only a great friend, but also a great leader. I have a wonderful support system of friends – my brother was with me and my best friends from my personal life also work together as a team. Yes, there were times when I needed a shoulder to cry on – and I had plenty of shoulders to choose from. I was very lucky.
Since you became a star in the Spider-Man movies, you’ve also consistently stretched your acting skills in other, smaller roles – is that something you’ve deliberately sought out to do?
It’s something that I’m definitely very aware of. I love playing Spider-Man and Peter Parker, who I feel like is my best friend. He changed my life. I also have had two incredibly gifted agents since I was 13 years old who have been so good at positioning me to work at the right times with the right people.
It has definitely been something that has been in our strategic conversations about not getting put into one box. I love challenging myself. For me, it all comes under the same umbrella. It is something we think about and something we actively try to achieve.
Roles like this must take up so much energy and emotion – how do you take a break?
I am currently taking a year off. Today has been my first day of work in ‘23. I’ve been home, I’ve been lying low, I’ve been working on my house and building cupboards and gardening and all that sort of stuff.
I did know while I was making The Crowded Room that I did have this wonderfully long break coming up, so I took on the challenge, was dealing with the hardships of the character knowing that I had a break at the end.
I thought that after two months I’d be itching to get back on set. I’m now six months in and I’m absolutely loving my time off – I’m really enjoying myself.
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the1975attheirverybest · 7 months ago
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that song is definitely not about Gyllenhaal lmao. Never saw anything about that when she promoted the album - besides, we can now fully ignore various PR narratives. now that it's been fully revealed that she and Matty had this 10 year long on/off relationship that people previously didn’t know about. Midnights in general is about her coming to terms with her and Joe hitting dead ends/ her missing Matty and reflecting on their past breakup (and starting to fall for him all over again)
Maroon is about someone she dated during her 1989 era (New York setting) And she’s now fully confirmed that she and Matty were together during that time. And yeah, listening to records, drinking red wine and dancing seems like something they would do. "And I wake with your memory over me/ That's a real fucking legacy to leave" doesn’t sound like acceptance to me either. Besides, Matty himself has referenced this song by using the pink carnations during his B stage set at MSG. A show where he was super emotional and apologized to someone "I'm really sorry but I wanted to keep my career" y'all make of that what you will.
Idk about any of this cuz again I’m not really informed on the context to her music but I will say, I was at the MSG show and the way that came off to me was a general apology about his behavior and fear of being canceled / still wants to have a career. Not necessarily an apology to anyone specific. That’s how it came off in the moment. From someone who was watching it as everything was unfolding onstage.
He does drink lots of red wine yeah. Even back in 2014. Doesn’t maroon mention a roommate? Idk if Jake ever had them but matty def did. Even after he moved out / without the boys he did live with a member of their team for a while. I don’t know the “timeline” but I THINK this was even after him and Taylor initially meeting.
But you see what I mean though? Like there are conflicting theories and everyone speaks of their version as if it’s the obvious truth/ the establish narrative by Taylor or something and I don’t know what to believe hahaha.
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saltbind · 8 months ago
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i tried to be so nice to one of my friends who is A Different Kind Of Queer by reading red white and royal blue for her and i think it was one of the worst books ive ever read. author should go back to posting on wattpad or wherever the hell they originally came from because i am SO sure it was a fanfic site.
GOD RIGHT.
it’s just so…BLAND. like, i’ve never been one for that kind of Hallmark rom-com cookie cutter stuff anyway, but when it’s combined with the whole anti-ship Wholesome Content Only queerness that seems to be so often packaged with those stories it makes me kind of want to cry. those aren’t My People!
i suppose it’s good that the baby gays are getting the same kind of mediocre slop that the straights have been for years, i’m not necessarily complaining that we have more representation, but i find myself to be far more interested in and seen by the folks who read queerness into saw and the covenant (not the one with jake gyllenhaal, the shite one with sebastian stan that was my bi awakening).
god, give me the insane peak era merlin fanfics over that shit. at least those are self aware about the monarchy!
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didhewinkback · 8 months ago
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sabrina carpenter going from opening for the eras tour to a skims campaign followed by doing snl with jake gyllenhaal... swifties are gonna have her assasinated
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feminist-cult-following · 2 years ago
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marauders era characters as things my friends and I have said
James: “real men cum when faced with fear”
Sirius: “I’m like a wine mom who drinks too much and forgets her kids”
Remus: “she better watch herself because I am one bad event away from doing something only categorized by the DSM 5”
Peter: “I’m feeling antsy. I’m feeling unpredictable”
Lily: “you either die taylor swift or live long enough to see yourself become jake gyllenhaal”
Marlene: “I’m like a twelve year old boy if he was a lesbian”
Mary: “I didn’t birth the circus I’m just an acrobat”
Dorcas: “Did someone replace your brain with a cupcake?”
Regulus: “I attack your character out of love”
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joesalw · 1 year ago
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Ok I'm sorry but this is gonna be a long rant.
I am an ex swiftie (also a minor) and I joined the fandom back in 2022 after midnights released. Before that I had heard a few songs but I barely knew anything about Taylor before 2020 and I did not know about the Kimye stuff or anything.
When the bejeweled music video was released I did not realize the easter eggs so thus I thought that I need to become parasocial and I NEED to know everything that taylor has done every minute of the day (referencing Do you really wanna know where I was April 29?)
I went deeper into the hole. I started getting obsessed with Taylor. I clicked on every video , post and podcast mentioning her. I genuinely became a parasocial fan. I only heard her songs and barely cared about other artists. I hated on her exes (Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer especially) because I believed that they had hurt Taylor to no extent. I still don't like them/am neutral but I don't hate them anymore. In march I joined tumblr because I heard Taylor was on here and I have no other social media to support her from so I came here to give her my support.
In April , the breakup happened. I was genuinely devastated. Joe was and is an amazing person. I was shocked to see her move on so quickly and date m*tty he*ly . I was even as a child shocked as to how someone can move on so fast. But also move on to someone so problematic after calling herself an activist? Idk what was wrong with her. But IG as long as she is happy.
She broke up with him. We all rejoiced. Speak now TV was also announced! Yay!
I remember so well on 7th July I was in school and I was so fucking excited about it coming so soon I couldn't sit still. I was counting down minutes until it's release even tho I did not have any devices to listen to it on. My friends were so happy to see me happy and excited af.
I went home and heard speak now tv. Amazing experience for me at that time.
I became the person who said shit like : I hate everyone but Taylor and Taylor is a gift to this Earth and etc etc.
But the amount of joe hate and joeover and joebless jokes annoyed me. Why were we hating a person who was in her life at her worst moments? Taylor would never condone or allow this.
But boy was I wrong.
Most of the hate against joe was my #Strike 1 for leaving the fandom.
Then came along Traylor. I was like oh ok as long as she is happy :))
Then she started associating with the nfl people. Br*ttany M*homes and Abuser bitch.
When I heard of this I was like wtf Taylor???
Weren't you the one who was going off about being on the right side of the history and believing victims?
I was like it's fine maybe she doesn't know or maybe she will stop once she knows.
She didn't
Then she won person of the year. I was already very unhappy with Taylor at that time. But I still was like Yay! Congrats! But maybe you shouldn't be the one to win it?
Then the doxxing by a swiftie happened. It was #strike 3
I left the fandom. I still had hope she would change.
Now after seeing her jets emissions (I'm a huge Environmentalist and a feminist so this shit bothered the living helm out of me) and her continuously hanging out with brittany piece of shit and all the joe hate going on, I am beginning to despise her.
I had initally blocked hate pages like yours but Now I open your posts everyday and check them because I relate to them sm.
I went from a person defending every action of Taylor's, being the only one in my entire theatre who knew the lyrics to all the songs of the eras tour movie , having Taylor as my top artist of the year with more than 60 percent of the songs being hers to despising her so much for being fake and stuck up.
I remember after I left the fandom and not many people knew about it , A classmate said something against Taylor and her songs directly to me daring me to oppose it and I genuinely wanted to cry because I thought that I would now always be associated with this fandom.
The ex swiftie in me genuinely wants 2016 to happen again so Taylor will be removed from the pedestal she is put on by so many. She needs to be saved from herself and her parasocial fans.
And I used to say I would love Taylor forever but I suppose forever really is the sweetest con.
TLDR :- I USED TO BE A PARASOCIAL SWIFTIE WHO USED TO LIVE AND BREATHE TAYLOR BUT NOW I'M SLOWLY STARTING TO DESPISE HER.
Sorry this was so long I had to get it off my chest.
Thanks for reading it!
ex swifties are my favourite people in this planet rn
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heystephen · 1 year ago
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if she does release an ERAS TOUR movie and actively choses to leave out the debut ERA from it i think i would be like genuinely disappointed
oh i will be really be jake gyllenhaal carrying ferret.gif @ her 😠😠😠😠
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What do you think hunters favorite Taylor album would be? 👀👀
Woow. Such a great question! Actually, I have thought about this before.
Okay, so, I believe that for Hunter is impossible to actually pick ONE album as his favorite. He's an anxious person, and he switches from music preferences depending on how he feels, so I imagine it would be something like this:
When he wants to feel a little more like a teenager, he listens to 'Taylor Swift'. Singing 'Picture to burn' or 'You should've said no' to the top of his lungs is something that makes him feel strangely powerful. Plus, listening to 'Fifteen' makes him a little emotional.
For days when he wants to feel all badass, he probably listens to 'Reputation'. I can totally picture him playing shooter games and whenever he kills something, he goes "Ohh! Look what you make me do!" with a weird shoulder movement while shaking his head from side to side.
Cleaning days are always '1989' and 'Fearless' days. He does the dusting while dancing to 'Shake it off', or takes out the garbage walking backwards to 'You belong with me'. (Because then he goes back to the house at the beat of 'Ohh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night, I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're bout to cry -clap-clap'). However, he never listens to 'wildest dreams' if he knows he might get some company. He blushes too much at the song. That's the main reason why he only plays 'Lover' album at nights, after Gus is sleeping. 'Paper rings', 'Daylight', 'Cruel summer' and 'Lover' keep him daydreaming. It is too easy for him to imagine alternative universes in which he lives all those lyrics, always with the same person *wink wink*.
When he's starving happy stamina, he listens to 'Speak now'. He always leaves 'Mean' for the end, so he is full of himself when the 'but all you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean' part comes and he feels it deep in his heart.
Hunter definitely listens to 'Red (Taylor's version)' when feeling melancholic. The first time he watched the 'All too Well' video (15-minute version), he cried. Gus and Willow found him an hour later checking on Jake Gyllenhaal's Instagram. He also uses the 10-minute version as a timer when he needs to do things quickly. He loves to listen to this album when sewing because the songs are like little stories he can picture as movies in his head.
When 'Midnight' album came out, Hunter didn't sleep. He spent the whole night listening to it, deciding which songs were his favorites. Still unsure, but his top three are: 'You're on your own, kid', 'Anti-hero' and 'Mastermind' because 'no one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless...' ... I don't think it's necessary to explain why he likes it so much. *Fun fact, once, he was helping Willow to remove some undergrowth from Camila's garden and tiny little flowers popped up from the dirt. She explained that from what she had read, it was uncommon for those to grow and live without help. He used the analogy of 'Snow on the beach' and she beamed at him. Since then, it is also one of his favorites.
Anywways, I do believe with all my heart that Hunter discovered Taylor in her pandemic era. Plus, he's an indie soul, so he fell for her music when twinnies 'Folklore' and 'Evermore' came out. And those are his comfort albums. He listens to both of them once a week. However, once, while he was answering a survey for a random guy at the supermarket, this question came. He thought about it for a couple of seconds, then replied 'Evermore'. Gus, who was with him at that time, asked him later why (knowing that his friend is a massive swiftie nerd). Hunter blushed, then looked aside and said "I guess I just like the line-up".
If anyone reading this doesn't know what I mean, I cordially invite you to check what's the name of the first song in the said album. Then, you can draw your conclusions and understand why Hunter thinks being a swiftie is part of his fate and why he does so fondly think about the album as one of the most beautiful things in the human realm.
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boodanga · 11 months ago
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A Detailed Timeline Of Taylor Swift's Relationship History
Overview
One of the world's most well-known and successful singers, Taylor Swift, is notorious for her past relationships. Over the years, she connected with many famous men, some of whom impacted her most significant compositions.
Love it or hate it, there is an actual fixation with Taylor Swift, whether it be with her past relationships or trying to figure out who her lyrics are about. Starting with the most recent updates, here's a look back at the pop star's past relationships, all the way back to her high school sweethearts. You can get the most recent look back at Taylor Swift dating history with the help of this blog.
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2008's Teenage Romance
In 2008, Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift dated for roughly three months. However, their Relationship also ended very poorly. Swift said that Jonas ended their phone relationship in 25 seconds during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. In addition, she wrote melodies about him, including "Mr. Perfectly Fine," "Forever & Always," and "Last Kiss." Later, Jonas regretted how he handled the breakup and declared that he and Swift were now friends.
Leading Men in Hollywood: A-List Relationships
In 2010 and 2011, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift had a brief but intense affair. Although they were seen together on Thanksgiving, their romance ended after a few months. Swift is said to have written multiple songs about Gyllenhaal, such as "The Last Time," "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," and "All Too Well." Theoretically, according to fans, Gyllenhaal broke up with Swift over the phone and failed to return her scarf, which she had left at his sister's house.
2012: Dating Conor Kennedy
In 2012, Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy, the famous members of the Kennedy dynasty, enjoyed a summer romance. While dating, Swift even purchased a home close to the Kennedy complex in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, where they first met. Unfortunately, their relationship ended in October 2012, with reports citing their distance and hectic schedules. According to rumors, Swift wrote the song "Begin Again" about Kennedy, talking about how he gave her hope following a difficult breakup.
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Relationship between the DJ Era and Calvin Harris
Swift's Relationship with the DJ era and Calvin Harris received much media attention. The couple appeared to be having a happy relationship as they shared pictures of each other on social media.
Despite the initial euphoria after their well-publicized breakup, Swift and Harris wrote the powerful anthem "Shake It Off."
Relationship with Tom Hiddleston
Shortly after Taylor Swift's breakup with Calvin Harris in 2016, she briefly dated Tom Hiddleston. Nevertheless, their brief three-month romance raised questions about whether it was a publicity gimmick. Swift is said to have written the song "Getaway Car" with Hiddleston in mind, likening their union to a disastrous escape route.
Having a relationship with Joe Alwyn
Holding onto it Very Private: Taylor's longest-lasting and most committed relationship was with Joe Alwyn. They began dating in late 2016 but maintained a low-key, discreet relationship. Aside from a few hint posts here and there, they also refrained from discussing each other on social media. They were a steady, quiet couple who supported one other's careers while living together in London.
Love Songs with Lyrics: Swift composed numerous songs, including "Lover," "Delicate," "Call It What You Want," and "Willow" about Alwyn. Along with Swift, Alwyn co-wrote songs under the alias William Bowery, including "Exile" and "Betty."
In summary
The intriguing story of love, heartache, and self-discovery that is Taylor Swift's dating past. Swift's romantic history is extensively chronicled in her music, from her early high school romances to her turbulent Hollywood relationship. As Taylor Swift's artistic and personal development continues, her followers eagerly await the subsequent development in her ever-evolving love life. You can visit the Boodanga website every day to get informative news.
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