#jaime crow

[maxdurden]

this is old oc art i did like,,, way back in my freshman year of college???

[duckysprouts]

please read the books for my boy jaime lannister who speedran his character arc when he realized that 99 percent of his problems can be cured with buff girl tiddy

[thesunsethour]

Jaime deciding to become more involved in Tommen’s life is so funny because his three instincts are:

• teach this 8 year old to learn how to dissociate from unimaginable trauma

• plan to separate Tommen from his mother and fill the small council with allies of his own which should be easy because he knows Tommen’s favourite hobby (stamping his royal seal into hot wax)

• scrap all this and run to the Riverlands with Brienne. sorry Tommen

[motorway-south]

criston cole wasn't real he was jaime lannisters dance era self insert oc. the only reason hes in fire and blood is bc the lannisters have connections in oldtown. the maesters are lying to us

[jaqobis]

the way lady stoneheart was really gonna execute brienne for crimes of being cringe (having a crush on jaime lannister)

[myheartburnsthere-too]

brienne doesn't know what an absolute catch she is and that's the real tragedy of asoiaf

I wonder what septa roelle is gonna say when bri inevitably rolls back up to tarth with a ring on her finger, a sword in her hand and the hottest guy in the seven kingdoms going to ask her father's blessing that's going to be DELICIOUS

[sierrabravoecho]

Brienne being called out for talking too much about Jaime when in truth he is ten times as bad

[tristeri]

Oathkeeper

[thekeytothenorth]

super funny that basically the only two characters in the whole series who defend jaime against his bad reputation are brienne… and robert baratheon

brienne viii AFFC

brienne viii AFFC

eddard ii AGOT

eddard ii AGOT

[seaworthee]

down so bad she's already replaced the subject of the worst event of her life with her man

[franzkafkagf]

we came into this world together. we belong together.

vampire empire – big thief / princes in the tower– john everett / a feast for crows – george rr martin / game of thrones / a storm of swords – george rr martin / the penitent mary magdalene – eduard kasparides / unknown

[death-of-cats]

Jaime III, AFFC

The Prince of Winterfell, ADWD

Jaime + Theon & the impossibility of social redemption

[inlovewithquotes]

"How is it that you did not wed?" Jaime asked him.

"Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost chocked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me." Connington glanced into the pit. "The bear was less hairy than that freak, I'll----"

Jaime's golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning.

"You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne."

Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. "Brienne. If it please my lord." He spat a glob of blood on Jaime's foot. "Brienne the Beauty."

-A Feast For Crows

[thesunsethour]

AFFC is so funny jaime and cersei spend all of about two months together before immediately beginning scheming and plotting to get rid of the other. oh house lannister never change

cersei v AFFC

jaime vii AFFC

[motorway-south]

brienne's truly pathetic crush leads her down the funniest thought spirals... "jaime did this incredibly kind and sincere thing out of the kindness of his heart" okay. true. "it was probably a mean joke..... except that he would never do that" girl he would

[someasoiafart]

Jaime and Kevan from the translation of A Feast for Crows published by Chongqing Publishing House and illustrated by Cao Ke