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i'm so normal about this (crying screaming shaking throwing up pulling out my hair)

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I like to think that Ser Hyle Hunt s actually extremely attracted by Brienne, but he’s been so brainwashed by the sexist mentality of Westeros that he doesn’t understand his own feelings. 

“Hey guys, how about we make a bet on who gets to woo Brienne and take her virginity? Just for laughs and because I like a challenge.”

“I’d totally marry Brienne, but it’s to get Tarth, of course. No other reason here. Hey, Brienne, how about to let me sneak into your room tonight so I can show you what you’re missing on?”

Idk, I find it absolutely hilarious. Also, Brienne straight out telling him “try sneaking into my room and you’ll walk out of it as a eunuch” is priceless.

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[Transcription: citation taken from A Feast for Crows by George R. R. Martin. The quote reads: Hyle Hunt had been beaten so badly that his face was swollen almost beyond recogni tion. He stumbled as they shoved him, and almost fell. Podrick caught him by the arm. “Ser,” the boy said miserably, when he saw Brienne. “My lady, I mean. Sorry.” “You have nothing to be sorry for.” Brienne turned to Lady Stoneheart. “Whatever treachery you think I may have done, my lady, Podrick and Ser Hyle were no part of it.” “They’re lions,” said the one-eyed man. “That’s enough. I say they hang. Tarly’s hanged a score o’ ours, past time we strung up some o’ his.” Ser Hyle gave Brienne a faint smile. “My lady,” he said, “you should have wed me when I made my offer. Now I fear you’re doomed to die a maid, and me a poor man.” “Let them go,” Brienne pleaded.]

I may not care even one tiny small itty bitty bit about Hyle Hunt, but Brienne pleading for him and Pod’s lives will never not hurt. 

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Some Of My Favorite Delena Scenes ( Part 2 )

(pt.1)

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jaime and brienne canonically being the two bozos sitting on the fact that there is a nuke under KL. omg they should call the westerosi explosive disposal unit instead of yearning for 40 pages

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🔆 the maid of tarth 🌙

please click for details (there’s a lot!!!)

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A really old Brienne drawing I put off posting for Reasons

But hey, fuck Red Ronnet amirite

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Saint Brienne of Tarth. Part of my series of ASOIAF fan art based on medieval illuminated manuscripts. This one is based off of depictions of Joan of Arc, especially the one by Martin Lefranc. The message means “no chance, no choice” in Latin (my Latin is rusty, though!).

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17-year-old jaime lannister made the first autonomous decision of his life and the personal consequences were so awful he was like, “well, never making ‘choices’ again.”

and then he didn’t.

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dream jaime:

"Beauty,” whispered the willows on the bank, but the reeds said, “freak, freak."

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no chance, and no choice.

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lmao that damon & elena dance might have been the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on tvd wtf it wasn’t even an intimate moment it was like a fucking routine out of dwts

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SE: hot and sexy, but also cute and loving

DE: uncle kissing his 18 year old niece on the mouth at a family reunion

DE might be a terrible ship but can you at least admit their kisses were hotter than SE?

lol nope.

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Three Stelena quotes from The Vampire Diaries books.