#jail straight to jail

[gwandas]

the real enemy isn't zut@ra actually. It's azukk@

[lacebird]

#if evil why hot

[darlingshane]

a much needed thread of all the crimes jon bernthal has committed.

[mattelektras]

no magic is without a cost.

[dollypopup]

I guess what I find most funny about the 'She should call off the wedding because of Colin's entrapement line!' crowd is like. . .y'all really don't get Penelope at all, do you?

She has loved this man for YEARS. She's loved him through his engagement to someone else, she's loved him through him saying he wouldn't court her, she's loved him through multiple countries, through her family mocking their closeness, through a potential marriage to a Lord. She loved him so much she couldn't even DENY having feelings for him to save what she thought was her only chance of getting married. Do you know how easy it would have been for her to go 'No, we're just friends, I don't like him like that, you're proposing to me and that's what matters'? She couldn't denounce her feelings for him even THEN. Even when she doesn't think he reciprocates them and she's made peace with a life with Debling and is expecting his proposal. Colin was *always* first in her heart, through all those hurdles.

Because Colin has been kind in a cruel world, and he's made her laugh, and he encourages her confidence and he's warm and he's gorgeous and he centers her and he values her and he listens and makes her feel desired and beautiful. He's a good man, and her love for him makes her feel good, she treasures it. Even in the books she says it feels good to love a good person, whether he loved her back or not. And now she knows that he does and you think one line that Colin says in obvious hurt after finding out she's been hiding a secret persona for him is enough to shake that love? She spent what? Half a decade looking out her window pining for him and now on the eve of getting to live a life with him as husband and wife, she's going to chuck that away because of one sentence? How lowly do you think of her? How *stupid* do you think she is? To throw away the love of her life over what? Her pride? This fandom's OOC Fanon Pen is a disservice to Penelope's actual character.

Her love for Colin is steadfast. It's made of tougher stuff than all that. It has survived everything that has been thrown at it. Distance, other people, Portia. And y'all really, truly believe that a singular statement will make her go 'Naw, I don't want it anymore!' PUHLEASE. Even when she offers him that annulment, you KNOW she knows it's not on the table.

Stop playing. OF COURSE she didn't call off the wedding. Of COURSE she chose to understand where he was coming from and went 'I didn't mean to trap you, Colin, I love you'. Of course she asks what the marriage will be and is comforted by the fact that he still wants to go through with it.

Penelope Featherington has loved Colin most of her life. It has been one of the few constants in her existence. He has been good to her in said existence, consistently. He's listened, he's cared, he's apologized to her, he's taken ownership of his actions, he's invited her to be more open, he's joked with her, he's supported her, he saw her when she was invisible. She. Loves. Him. And for good reason.

It's not going away because of one line. Or two. Or three. Come back next time when you actually understand her.

[chialattea]

There’s something so funny about Arthur taking himself hostage like John I swear to god I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill ourselves you fucker I’m taking you back to the fucking dark world

then John is like oh focking do it orthurh I dare you to you fucking coward do it!! Olso I’m getting us arrested because FUCK YOU!!!

Like guys the divorce energy is off the charts could you stop being so fucking petty ???? I’m crying

[onehyperfixationatalltimes]

A dc universe “so you got detention” except it’s Batman standing on a roof next to a gargoyle saying “so you’ve decided to get a PhD”

[rqg179]

incredibly bold choice on aelwyn's part to return to fallinel given that she was directly responsible for the death of the previous elven oracle and indirectly responsible for the war between fallinel and solace, and also was technically part of a jail break from the court of stars. like she's a wanted criminal here and she's just going to narnia burning man

[furiousgoldfish]

me as a child, considering whether my parents are right about me being incapable and worthless: but would anyone in the world be saying those things with such confidence and conviction if they're not even true? Would they be screaming it in such justified rage if it wasn't factual? How would anyone be willing or able to shout these things if they weren't sure they're correct? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if they were going at it with such intensity and it turned out they were wrong? Would they be willing to risk being wrong like this? Would anyone be able to lie like that, without any feeling of shame or embarrassment?

me now: oh they LIED.

[ruinme-please]

*GASP* MR TOKEN the Third, this is a house of worship!

I won't even mention the sinful hand

[ryan-sometimes]

Post pics of you with a jacket tied to your waist showing your cute silky milky creamy tender succulent scrumptious juicy arms😋

Insane that I can’t arrest people over the internet for sending me shit like this

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Annabeth: it says that dogs without leashes will be fined $100

Tyson, sobbing: they don’t have that kind of money!!!

[goddessalthena]

How many times has Luna woken up with band-aids plastered all over her forehead after giving Usagi a hard time?

[heartludwig]

https://www.tumblr.com/heartludwig/767628418693070848/not-a-lot-of-uses-for-the-jail-in-the-late-game?source=share without the third panel its even funnier to me lol

So trueeeee bestie, It is way funnier lol, I was actually originally going to just do the comic without the 3rd panel but then i figured there is no way Leshy would not do some contrarian stuff when the lamb called him over, anyways heres some of the aftermath of The Jailing™  👇

[amaltheas-garden]

Brandon Sanderson should just finish Winds of Wint-

[arctixout]

charm