#jagerman speaks

[ghostlyhauntinqs]

‘ Flowers and a suit and tie, let’s go put the U & I in suicide. ’

Hello! This is a multifan roleplay account made by @/max-lipschitz. And yes, I’m aware I already have, like.. 7 others, but this one is for characters that don’t have an account :)

Just so you know, I am 17, and will be 18 in 5 months, so no explicit nsfw. Implied + jokes about it are fine, just nothing too bad.

Under the cut will be characters that I will roleplay as, and what they’re from, and what kind of roleplays I will do.

Also, just so everyone knows, any account can interact with my blog, as long as it’s in good faith. My only dni is if you’re a zionist, racist, or homophobic/transphobic. :)

current aesthetic: vampirecore(?)

prev aesthetic: n/a

last updated 8/14/24

Characters + Their media.

Sal Fisher (teen and adult) - Sally Face

Larry Johnson (teen and adult) - Sally Face

Richie Tozier (kid, teen, and adult) - IT 2017/2019

Eddie Kaspbrak (kid, teen, and adult) - IT 2017/2019

Eddie Munson - Stranger Things

Jane Doe/Penny Lamb - Ride The Cyclone

Ricky Potts - Ride The Cyclone

Glamrock Freddy - FNaF: Security Breach

Grace Chasity - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Max Jägerman - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Nibbly/Nibblenephim - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Pinkie Pie - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Wendy Testaburger (kid, teen, and adult) - South Park

Stan Marsh (kid, teen, and adult) - South Park

Roleplays I’m okay with doing.

Angst, Fluff, Romance, Sandbox/Random/Crack

That’s it for now!! This will be updated if needed :3

[puppyvenom]

i used my own tweet for this

[stoziers]

[vesperione]

Speaking as a complete Max Jagerman stan,, the way the fandom has completely butchered his character. Did we watch the same show where he has an established god complex making him believe he’s better than everyone else or ,,,

[nico-tines]

“oh max is more redeemable than grace”

“uh no, grace was a product of her upbringing max is an asshole”

hey uhhh maybe they’re both bad people and both can still be redeemed?

[kairithemang0]

Curt Mega is really good at playing a teenage boy

That sounds so weird I LOVE KYLE GUYS I LOVE KYLE SO MUCH-

He's just Kyle and everything he does makes me smile <3

He's just a guy, I love him so much. He's so damn scared of Max but like I dunno he's deep down just a sweetheart. Kyle is that jock that'll say hi to some random person he worked on a group project with once and Max would probably smack him on the back of the head for saying hi to someone Max didn't know.

Live laugh love Kyle Clauger I hope he has a great life now that Max is dead BRING KYLE BACK FOR NMT3!!!!

[plumsaucemadein2005]

Been using the phrase "there's a difference between intent and impact" at work.

All of my higher up coworkers are very impressed.

I need more hatchfield stuff I can quote at them without them knowing.

[takingback-thepenguin]

Do you guys think Max Jägerman would be able to tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman?

My personal hc is he’d want to kick Clark Kent’s ass for being a nerd, but he’d idolize Superman.

[rainedroptalks]

I think. That Max and Richie could be pals. Sure Max “murdered him in cold blood” or whatever, but with enough determination, I’m sure they could get past it

[stellarspecter]

get you a man that shouts "i am jagerman! i am god!" when he cums after literally 30 seconds

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i fully know that dirty girl is grace's fantasy (and it's interesting how the dynamic differs between that and their actual interactions, but that's another post). HOWEVER. max wearing a crucifix is a fun headcanon i have. why? why not!

[puppyvenom]

hello is this anything

[stoziers]

[beetlesanbutterflies]

"Max Jägerman's more than a boy. He's an idea."

Grace Chasity says into the microphone. The Nerds(and Steph) stare in confusion and annoyance.

"She's right" a voice says from the back of the boy's bathroom. The crowd parts to reveal who spoke.

IT'S ME!

[nico-tines]

i cannot stop thinking about if max jagerman didn’t die

like. Imagine him slowly actually warming up to the group of nerds, especially Richie as Peter is now all wrapped up with Steph and Ruth is almost as obsessed with Steph as Peter is. Soon enough Max genuinely befriends Richie and to Jagerman if feels like it’s the first real friend he’s ever had. The football guys are all too scared of him to be deep with Max yknow ??

Everything is great, except Grace Chasity isn’t done yet. She still is having sexual thoughts. All that night did was make her more and more obsessed with the thought of having Max Jagerman and that’s ungodly. So she takes it into her own hands because the nerds can’t help her this time.

She finds the black book and vows to destroy each and every one of her nerdy “friends” because they’re the bad influences. Max is finally going to get a taste of real friendship and love and become a better person right before Grace strikes him down.

[herearedragons]

…so I watched this musical called nerdy prudes must die and apprarently I have thoughts about it, so I’m just going to compile these thoughts into one post. (there are spoilers)

people have pointed out how cruel it is that Ruth is mocked for her really sincere performance on stage before dying, and it’s even sadder if you remember that in the one(1) positive interaction she had with Max before his death, he acknowledged and complimented her performance as the skele’un? and that it might have been the first time in years that someone appreciated her as a performer in any way?

but also, Ruth is the only victim of Max’s who dies on stage(for Richie, the lights go out before we can actually see him die, but not for her), so in this very twisted meta way she’s once again honored as a performer when she dies? in-universe she dies alone, but the audience is with her, and she remains the center of our attention until the end.

the last Ruth thing I have is that she says she used to tap dance (I think she’s not acting anymore for the last few lines of Just For Once?) and so does Pete, so… were they in tap class together? if so, that’s cute

also, speaking of meta things, the fourth wall breaks in the actual songs? like the townspeople in Hatchet Town acknowledging that by singing they’re giving the killer more time to kill again, but they can’t stop, or Max calling out the audience in Literal Monster and pointing out that it doesn’t matter if you’re judging him because you’ll still keep watching his show. this isn’t a groundbreaking take or anything, but I like these

the “bean school? :O …excellent! :D” line from Bully The Bully gets me every time, it’s just the “we did it, gang! we got to something that sounds like half a coherent thought!” energy. truly THE teen experience

Max references religion and specifically Christianity a lot, but in Literal Monster he does the wrong gesture for “cross your heart”, so… he’s probably not a practicing Christian, or he would know the correct way to cross himself? which makes the constant use of religious imagery in his lines even more interesting, since I’m pretty sure he’s the only one who makes these references other than Grace (alternatively, his “cross your heart” might not be in the “prayer” sense, but in the literal “crossing someone out” sense? but it’s still a cool detail)