#jagerman speaks

[ghostlyhauntinqs]

‘ Flowers and a suit and tie, let’s go put the U & I in suicide. ’

Hello! This is a multifan roleplay account made by @/max-lipschitz. And yes, I’m aware I already have, like.. 7 others, but this one is for characters that don’t have an account :)

Just so you know, I am 17, and will be 18 in 5 months, so no explicit nsfw. Implied + jokes about it are fine, just nothing too bad.

Under the cut will be characters that I will roleplay as, and what they’re from, and what kind of roleplays I will do.

Also, just so everyone knows, any account can interact with my blog, as long as it’s in good faith. My only dni is if you’re a zionist, racist, or homophobic/transphobic. :)

current aesthetic: vampirecore(?)

prev aesthetic: n/a

last updated 8/14/24

Characters + Their media.

Sal Fisher (teen and adult) - Sally Face

Larry Johnson (teen and adult) - Sally Face

Richie Tozier (kid, teen, and adult) - IT 2017/2019

Eddie Kaspbrak (kid, teen, and adult) - IT 2017/2019

Eddie Munson - Stranger Things

Jane Doe/Penny Lamb - Ride The Cyclone

Ricky Potts - Ride The Cyclone

Glamrock Freddy - FNaF: Security Breach

Grace Chasity - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Max Jägerman - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Nibbly/Nibblenephim - Hatchetfield Musicalverse

Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Pinkie Pie - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Wendy Testaburger (kid, teen, and adult) - South Park

Stan Marsh (kid, teen, and adult) - South Park

Roleplays I’m okay with doing.

Angst, Fluff, Romance, Sandbox/Random/Crack

That’s it for now!! This will be updated if needed :3

[mogamingthe1st]

Hatchetfiled Trilogy Posters

I'm gonna print them and put them on my wall :)

The NPMD one has a lot of little details and the other two have a few so I'm going into them below the cut if anyone wants to know lol

NPMD: It's meant to be Grace's locker (featuring her notebook, a cross, and her little whiteboard) but there's one item from each of the nerds as well. Grace's bracelet (the incriminating evidence), Peter's bowtie (under the gun), the dinosaur keychain from Ruth's backpack, the camcorder Richie used in the Waylon's place, and Stephanie's flannel. The gun and the Black Book are also featured because of this being Grace's locker.

The sticky notes on the door from top to bottom: "Cancel Home-C*mming" "Waylon place? Black alters? The lords in black?" "The Big Game" "Nerdy Prudes Must Die??" "Go Nighthawks !!!"

Black Friday: Just that the hands are Becky, Linda, and Tom but I think that's pretty clear. Also the box says "Rub my Belly-well". Idk this one has the least hidden details but it's probably my favorite. I really like how it turned out, especially the lighting on the Wiggly box

TGWDLM: It's the cup of poisoned coffee, that's really all. The tickets are for Mamma Mia! at the Hatchetfield Starlight Theater. The date was just a random Thursday in 2018, I would've done the date the show released on YouTube but December 23rd just didn't make sense for the timeline of the show lol. My intention was that the seats were Bill's and Alice's but idk they were also kinda random.

I've liked these musicals for years it's time I made high-effort fanart for them lol

[puppyvenom]

i used my own tweet for this

[snoopysaotome]

[nico-tines]

“oh max is more redeemable than grace”

“uh no, grace was a product of her upbringing max is an asshole”

hey uhhh maybe they’re both bad people and both can still be redeemed?

[kairithemang0]

Curt Mega is really good at playing a teenage boy

That sounds so weird I LOVE KYLE GUYS I LOVE KYLE SO MUCH-

He's just Kyle and everything he does makes me smile <3

He's just a guy, I love him so much. He's so damn scared of Max but like I dunno he's deep down just a sweetheart. Kyle is that jock that'll say hi to some random person he worked on a group project with once and Max would probably smack him on the back of the head for saying hi to someone Max didn't know.

Live laugh love Kyle Clauger I hope he has a great life now that Max is dead BRING KYLE BACK FOR NMT3!!!!

[lilywave]

something about instead of the lords in black taking what the kids treasure the most, they get rid of max and in exchange the kids become their avatars on earth moon knight-style and carry out their will in the mortal realm so they don’t have to wait to be summoned anymore… i’ve been having thoughts lately

[nobodyproblematic]

Richie sees Max wearing earbuds, phone in hand.

Seeking revenge, he goes up to him and rips the cord out of the phone.

The music starts blaring.

It’s Big Time Rush.

[theguytoendallguys]

Look Max is a bully but he is absolutely not a bigot

I will stand by this until my bitter end

He is a terrible person, no doubt about it, but he's definitely the kind of person to say "the fuck? No, I don't care if you're trans or bi or whatever, I beat the living shit outta you cause you're a fucking nerd! I could give less of a shit if you're bi or pan or trans or what, fuck off!"

He does not care if someone's queer or not, he cares about whether someone's a nerd or not.

[plumsaucemadein2005]

Been using the phrase "there's a difference between intent and impact" at work.

All of my higher up coworkers are very impressed.

I need more hatchfield stuff I can quote at them without them knowing.

[ashtxeman]

you know im out here cooking with more gay hatchetfield edits, with images provided by @theguywholikedmusicals42!

[rainedroptalks]

I think. That Max and Richie could be pals. Sure Max “murdered him in cold blood” or whatever, but with enough determination, I’m sure they could get past it

[stellarspecter]

get you a man that shouts "i am jagerman! i am god!" when he cums after literally 30 seconds

[puppyvenom]

hello is this anything

[snoopysaotome]

[nico-tines]

i cannot stop thinking about if max jagerman didn’t die

like. Imagine him slowly actually warming up to the group of nerds, especially Richie as Peter is now all wrapped up with Steph and Ruth is almost as obsessed with Steph as Peter is. Soon enough Max genuinely befriends Richie and to Jagerman if feels like it’s the first real friend he’s ever had. The football guys are all too scared of him to be deep with Max yknow ??

Everything is great, except Grace Chasity isn’t done yet. She still is having sexual thoughts. All that night did was make her more and more obsessed with the thought of having Max Jagerman and that’s ungodly. So she takes it into her own hands because the nerds can’t help her this time.

She finds the black book and vows to destroy each and every one of her nerdy “friends” because they’re the bad influences. Max is finally going to get a taste of real friendship and love and become a better person right before Grace strikes him down.