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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

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what fucking year is it

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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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because it is only one little cubie

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I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

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I always feel so so sad when I'm reading a fic written a few years ago and the author will excitedly announce that they have fanart now. Except. The post has been deleted. This is especially prevalent with twitter art (about a coin toss on whether the link works or not)

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

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ah yeah, the boop siblings back at it again