#jackass: number two

[thepeachyouhadtopick]

anaconda ball pit

A strong 8.5 out of 10 based on the following:

The sailor outfits

Manny's in it

The use of the song 'Johnny Are You Queer?' to soundtrack it

The fact that Johnny thought that some electrical tape around his wrists would protect him if he got bitten

The fact that they forgot about a whole ass second snake

Generally just a great concept overall. The idea of a snake in a ball pit is terrifying

The blood pouring down his arms at the end is weirdly hot

It would score higher if Ryan and Wee Man had got more involved or said more. I feel like it was a missed opportunity on their part, although I wonder if Johnny was told to lead it given that he'd handled snakes before on Wildboyz.

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JACKASS NUMBER TWO 2006 | dir. Jeff Tremaine

[chillinparker]

[stalebrownies]

are you crying?

..ʸᵉᵃ

[frothingatthemaw]

“Oh my God, you got nailed.” / “I didn’t do anything, he did all the work.”

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS NUMBER 2 (2006)

[dxeam-c4nteen]

knight in shining armor

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

Screaming crying throwing up every time

[tonymarias]

he’s not just my man he’s my babygirl

[lamborghinitoothpull]

Jackass Number Two Premiere

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Why can’t it be 2004? Why can’t I hangout (make out) with all my baby girls (middle-aged men , who make poor decisions, covered in blood)?

[godsworstson]

bam's disclaimer for jackass number two

[ckydvd]

[signedwill]

YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE

[chillinparker]

I love the jackass fandom because people be like "my cutie baby I love him so much 🥺🥺 I want to snuggle with him 😍🥰" and they're talking about mr piss drinker

[ironmadien38]

Watching jackass #2 n this all I'm looking at 😏

[stalebrownies]