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don't vampire bites guarantee turning into a ghoul or vampire in hellsing? do true vampires sleep? so many questions I do NOT gaf about have some yuri babes!!!!!!!!

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アーカードの旦那も久しぶりに描きました。

やっぱりHELLSINGは最高ですね！

次の春に、日本では平野耕太先生の原画展が開催されます。とても楽しみです。

It's been a while since I drew Alucard.

HELLSING is definitely the best!

Next spring, an exhibition of Kouta Hirano's original artwork will be held in Japan. I'm really looking forward to it.

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three flavors of seras (her uniform is probably wayy off but im too sleepy to fix it)

this is the kind of shit that would get me crucified on twitter but ngl i still hope this makes someone angry

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i’m just drawing whatever pops into my head lately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I probably should have done my lab report but instead I drew these fuckers. I’ve got mixed feelings about posting sketches but here we go.

I could not for the life of me get this meme out of my head.

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Does anyone do it like Anderson and Alucard... we got Alucard begging 'fuck me fuck me FUCK MEEEE - sorry, I mean, penetrate me with your holy bayonets'. We got both of them going absolutely apeshit whenever they see each other like immortal dogs who get enrichment from tearing each other apart. We got Alucard killing Anderson by ripping out his still-beating heart after Anderson turns himself into a monster in a sick mirror of Alucard's own origin, then Alucard breaking down in bloody tears as he realizes he's lost the one person who truly understood him

and Anderson

with his last breaths

tells him

not to cry

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sending out holiday cards to the zine circle. :> may 2021 be healing to you~

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Test. Test. I have no idea what I'm doing here. First of all I need to figure out how this tumblr posting thing works.

PS: Picture is from Hellsing Ultimate First Limited Edition OVA 8 Booklet

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he just lost talking privilege

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Alucard: What is liar backwards?

Anderson: Rail?

Alucard: Me?

Integra, who had to watch: I hope a train rails both of you.

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Alucard's coat so big Seras can just use it to cover herself from the rain

bonus

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Image description: a Discord screenshot of a message sent by Nev reading

'One thing about Hellsing characters is they just can't stop yapping. Anderson deadass revealed on their FIRST MEETING that the Vatican has technology advanced enough to make someone into a regenerator (which Hellsing didn't seem to consider a top priority in their lists of concerns/ possibilities)

Like Alucard was like "!!! A regenerator?" And Anderson just. Confirmed it instead of saying something like "wouldn't you like to know bat boy"

Then Integra went around and said "yeah we experimented on Alucard to make him into a better weapon. He's not like that naturally" which. SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU Like I know it's for exposition sake. But it really sells it that Hellsing and Iscariot just have a huge pissing contest'

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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to whimwitch in the ao3 muzzle flash exchange!!!! thanks for letting me draw my three favorite things aka gunplay, traitors, and oyaji (walter) ~ :)