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so, in your opinion, what’s the hottest jackass stunt?
and why did everyone collectively say “anaconda ball pit” at the same time 🤔
#listen i have a blood kink#so like of course seeing my man covered in blood is gunna do some FUNNY things to me#the way it runs down his forearms?#UGH GOD NUT#jackass#johnny knoxville#anaconda ball pit#mtv jackass#lilith rambles#he’s literally daddy#his blood is so pretty#gOD LILITH SHUT UP
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anaconda ball pit
A strong 8.5 out of 10 based on the following:
The sailor outfits
Manny's in it
The use of the song 'Johnny Are You Queer?' to soundtrack it
The fact that Johnny thought that some electrical tape around his wrists would protect him if he got bitten
The fact that they forgot about a whole ass second snake
Generally just a great concept overall. The idea of a snake in a ball pit is terrifying
The blood pouring down his arms at the end is weirdly hot
It would score higher if Ryan and Wee Man had got more involved or said more. I feel like it was a missed opportunity on their part, although I wonder if Johnny was told to lead it given that he'd handled snakes before on Wildboyz.
Send me more Jackass skits to rate!
#jackass#jackass: number two#johnny knoxville#wee man#ryan dunn#manny puig#anaconda ball pit#mtv jackass
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YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE
#i think this is how we all feel#YOU ARE MINE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE ANACONDA BALL PIT#johnny knoxville#jackass movies#jackass number two#mtv jackass#jackass
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I feel like there should have been some meeting of the minds btwn mcr and the jackass guys like the potential is really there for something great
#like they presented an mtv award to fall out boy#they are oomfs#I wanna see Mikey in the anaconda ball pit#plus like. the vomit thing#AND TONY HAWK!!!!
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But may I bring to everyone's attention:
whats the hottest jackass stunt?
and why did u all think of anaconda ball pit?
#jackass#johnny knoxville#bam margera#ryan dunn#i will say i like anaconda ball pit tho#I think that stunt was the only time I found Johnny knoxville attractive because men are hot covered in blood 🫶#but this specific riot control test...👀👀👀#do i even have to explain
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whats the difference between a viper and python ?
Important question, thank you for asking! Those are two of the major snake families; I know you only asked about two, but I'll discuss the big ones!
Pythons are a family of non-venomous constrictors. They're primitive snakes, meaning they have less stretchy skulls than modern families and they still have the vestigial remnants of a pelvic girdle. Pythons all have heat pits (except for the two members of the genus Aspidites) and those pits are set into the scales on their lips. Ball pythons, Burmese pythons, and rock pythons are all examples of snakes in the python family!
Boas are also non-venomous, primitive constrictors, and are closely related to pythons. They're distinguished, though, by having a couple fewer bones in their skulls and less teeth. When they have heat pits, they're between the scales instead of in them, and they're generally ovoviviparous and give live birth instead of laying eggs. Boa constrictors, anacondas, and rainbow boas are examples of this family!
Vipers are modern, venomous snakes. They have fewer bones in their skulls and less teeth than boas and pythons, and they lack vestigial pelvic girdles. Vipers tend to have primarily hemotoxic venom, and they're often heavy-bodied. When they have heat pits, they're located on their cheeks. Their fangs are hinged and swing out. Rattlesnakes, tree vipers, sand vipers, and copperheads are all members of the viper family!
Elapids are modern, venomous snakes who tend to have primarily neurotoxic venom. They tend to be diurnal and more slender than vipers, and lack heat pits. Their fangs are always set into position. Cobras, mambas, and sea snakes are members of the elapid family!
Colubrids are a large family of modern snakes. Most colubrids are non-venomous, and those who aren't are rear-fanged venomous, with a less sophisticated venom delivery system than elapids and vipers. They're a very diverse family of snakes! Hognose snakes, garter snakes, watersnakes, and ratsnakes are examples of colubrids!
There are other snake families, but those five are the really big ones. Understanding the differences means you also understand a lot of the commonalities and distinctions between common snakes!
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Jackass Ask Game
The Valentine: Who is your favorite Jackass member and why?
The High Five: Who is your favorite new member from 'Forever' and why?
Wasabi Snooters: Who's your favorite duo (ex: Pontius and Steve-O, Bam and Ryan, etc.)?
Beehive Limo: Who do you think is the most underrated duo?
Human Ramp: Who is your favorite non-member that's appeared in the movies (this can include special guests)?
The Mini-Loop: Who is someone you wish they had as a guest?
The Rocky: Tremaine or Spike?
Super Mighty Glue: What is your all-time favorite Jackass movie? Or instead, rate them all from your favorite to least favorite.
Rent-A-Car Crash-Up Derby: What is your favorite .5 movie?
The Electric Stool: If you had to choose one Jackass movie to watch forever, which one would it be?
The Muscle Stimulator: What is your favorite 'Jackass the Series' episode?
Puppet Show: What is your favorite Jackass spin-off (Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, etc.)?
The Shoplifter: What is your favorite episode and bit from Viva La Bam?
The Marching Band: What is your favorite episode and bit from Wildboyz?
Electric Tap Dance: In your opinion, which movie had the best ending?
Lamborghini Tooth Pull: What are your thoughts on the ending of 'Number Two' (as it is special to a lot of the community)?
Poo Cocktail Supreme: Do you have any unpopular opinions on Jackass?
Bad Dog: What do you think is the most underrated piece of media from the Jackass franchise?
The Quiet Game: Do you have a favorite quote that came from Jackass? If so, what is it?
Bicentennial BMXing: What is your favorite song used in any of the Jackass movies?
Roller Buffalo: What is your favorite Roger Alan Wade song?
Riot Control Test: What is your favorite bit that Knoxville was in?
Alligator Tightrope: What is your favorite bit that Steve-O was in?
The Brand: What is your favorite bit that Bam was in?
Ass Kicked by Girl: What is your favorite bit that Dunn was in?
Electric Avenue: What is your favorite bit that Pontius was in?
The Boar-kake: What is your favorite bit that Dave was in?
Dum Dum Game: What is your favorite bit that Ehren was in?
Triple Wedgie: What is your favorite bit that Wee Man was in?
The Bungee Jump: What is your favorite bit that Preston was in?
Bicycle Backhand: What stunt/bit do you think is the most interesting?
Tee Ball: What stunt/bit do you consider to be the most dangerous/extreme?
Butt X-ray: Name the stunt/bit that made you laugh the most.
Vomitron: Name the stunt/bit that made you the most squeamish.
The Fish Hook: What stunt/bit is your favorite from each movie?
Duck Hunting: What stunt/bit is your all-time favorite?
Yellow Snowcone: If you had to place someone in a bit that they weren't part of, who would it be and what bit is it?
Anaconda Ball Pit: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes an animal?
How to Milk a Horse: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes skating?
The Leech Healer: Which stunt are you most likely to participate in? Or the one you'd like to have participated in the most (you will get hurt/deal with the consequences)? And oppositely, which stunt would you try if you could do it despite/without getting hurt?
Wind Tunnel: Which stunt would you have least liked to be part of?
The Ram Jam: How easy would it be for you to be talked into a stunt?
Mousetraps: Have you come up with any stunt/bit ideas of your own?
Musical Chair Bags: What is the worst injury you've ever had?
Firehose Rodeo: If you own any Jackass memorabilia/merch, what is your favorite thing that you own? What is the most interesting?
Beehive Tetherball: What made you want to create a Jackass blog/interact with the community?
The Strongman: Who is your favorite Jackass blog? Tag them!
The Jet Ski: Who would you want to be friends within the community but are too scared to interact with? Tag them (they just might want to be friends with you too)!
Scorpion Botox: What is your favorite piece fan created content (fanfictions, art, etc.)?
Pin the Tail on the Donkey: If you create things for Jackass, what are you the proudest of?
The Blindside: Tell your story of how you began to like Jackass. When was the first time you watched it?
Medicine Ball Dodgeball: Do you have any special memories that include Jackass? Do you have any funny ones?
Butt Chug: What is something you've found difficulty in loving about Jackass?
The Gauntlet: We all know that Jackass is very queer, are you part of the LGBTQIA+ community in any way? (Feel free to not answer if you're uncomfortable!)
The Swamp Chute: What do you think made you connect with Jackass the most?
Golf Course Airhorn: What Jackass member do you think you are the most like?
The Switcheroo: Which Jackass member do you think you could beat in a fight? Why?
Department Store Boxing: What is your favorite outfit that Knoxville has worn?
The Magic Trick: What is your favorite movie that Knoxville has been in aside from Jackass?
The Invisible Man: If you have watched 'Bad Grandpa,' what is your favorite part of it?
The Toro Totter: What bull stunt of Knoxville's is your favorite?
Big Red Rocket: Do you know Bucket (Knoxville and his girlfriend's dog)? If so, what is your favorite photo/video of her?
Flight of Icarus: What is your favorite Ramones song?
Old Man Balls: Have you ever watched or listened to an episode of 'Steve-O's Wild Ride' podcast? What are your thoughts on it? What's been your favorite episode?
Helicockter: What is your favorite CKY movie?
Whale Shark Gummer: What is your favorite HIM song?
The Fart Mask: Do you skate at all? Have you ever tried to?
The Bear Trap: What is your favorite tattoo that a Jackass member has?
Snake River Redemption: What cup test from 'Forever' was your favorite?
Terror Taxi: Do you think that Ehren gets picked on the most? If not, who do you think did? Who gets picked on the least?
Bungee Boogie: Would you want a 5th movie? Why or why not?
Sweatsuit Cocktail: Have you picked up any mannerisms from any of the members? If so, who and what did you pick up on?
Silence of the Lambs: Favorite Jackass fun fact?
Paper Cuts: Choose your own!
Special thanks to @b4mpyre-k1zz3s and @1991river for helping with some of the questions! And also @you-fuckers-are-asses for just being generally sweet to me <3
#feel free to dm me or send me an ask with any other questions you think should be added!#ender.txt#ask game#jackass#jackass ask game#wildboyz#cky#viva la bam#johnny knoxville#steve o#bam margera#ryan dunn#wee man#dave england#danger ehren#ehren mcghehey#preston lacy#chris pontius#heart of mine#<- so i can find it more easily lol
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Some of the amazing snakes I saw at the Australian Reptile Park today
SLIDE ONE: Eyelash Viper - part of the Pit Viper family, a family of very pretty but venomous snakes
SLIDE TWO: Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
SLIDE THREE: Juvenile Anacondas - Can’t believe how little and cute these snakes are in comparison to how big they get
SLIDE FOUR: Inland Taipan - The land snake with the most toxic venom in the world
SLIDE FIVE: King Cobra - This guy came right up to the glass, he was quite a show off and who can blame him? He IS a mighty King Cobra after all
SLIDE SIX: Reticulated Python - Just happened to be having a feed when I saw it
SLIDE SEVEN: Ball Python
#australia#sydney#new south wales#australian reptile park#eyelash viper#western diamondback rattlesnake#green anaconda#inland taipan#king cobra#reticulated python#ball python#2024
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Needy (Johnny Knoxville x F!Reader!) 18+!
Summary: “Wait, what the fuck happened to your arms?!” You asked, your eyes widening again in surprise and horror. His hands grabbed your ankles, dragging you to the foot of your bed. Your breath left your lungs for a moment as he got in your face, his eyes needy.
“Anaconda in a ball pit. Don’t wanna talk about it. Need you.” He murmured, pressing his lips to yours within a second.
Content Warnings: Graphic Smut, 18+, Oral (Fem Receiving), Swearing, Dirty Talk, Daddy Kink
Word Count: 2,176
AN: PHEWWWWWWW. i was debating between a smut or a fluff and we see what side won. i am a whore. but it’s okay bc it’s johnny LOLLLLLLL. also maybe someday i’ll know how to properly end a story. today is not that day…
please leave requests in the inbox! this one just kind of. fell out of me. also if anyone wants to be my beta reader i think id love you forever. i need a beta reader bad. OKAY ANYWAYS into the story ✨
You were sitting in Johnny’s bedroom, mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, chuckling at videos here and there. It was one in the morning, and you were still wide awake. Johnny was out late, a shoot taking longer than expected. He had texted you, letting you know way beforehand that this one would be taking a while. You had sent him some videos of your rabbit vibrator in you, the videos going unanswered. You were used to it by now, the shoots took up most of his time. You had done your business, came to the thought of him three times, then put your toy away. You were getting sleepy, your eyelids getting heavy.
The sound of the front door to the apartment slamming shut made you sit up in a panic. Footsteps echoed off of the walls, and the bedroom door opened suddenly. Johnny was standing in your door frame, blood covering his forearms and soaked into his white t-shirt. His rainbow suspenders, which were also blood soaked, hung loosely around his shoulders. Your eyes widened in fear for a moment, before relaxing into a confused smile.
“Shit, babe. You scared the hell out of me.” Your hand came to your chest, but as you slowly took in the sight of his appearance, you blinked in confusion, “Wait, what the fuck happened to your arms?!” You asked, your eyes widening again in surprise and horror. His hands grabbed your ankles, dragging you to the foot of your bed. Your breath left your lungs for a moment as he got in your face, his eyes needy.
“Anaconda in a ball pit. Don’t wanna talk about it. Need you.” He murmured, pressing his lips to yours within a second. You made a noise of surprise against his lips, your arms wrapping around his neck. The kiss was bruising, Johnny not even giving you a moment to breathe. You broke the kiss, sucking in a quick breath.
“Whoa, slow down!” You let out a breathless laugh as Johnny’s hands were already at the waistband of your pyjama pants, pushing them down your thighs, discarding them somewhere on the floor, “Where’s the fire?” You asked in confusion, watching him kneel down at the foot of your bed. His hands shoved your thighs up towards your face, and you saw bloody handprints on your ankles. You gasped out a breath, trying to sit up. His tongue darted out, wetting his lips. Your pussy was still soaked from earlier, and he moved his face closer, licking a long stripe up towards your clit. You bit your lip hard, your body writhing and your head falling back against your pillows.
“Need you. Fuckin’ opened the videos you sent me on set. Haven’t stopped thinkin’ about them.” He murmured, the southern accent causing thrill to run through your veins. His hands scrambled at the seam of your underwear, tearing them in half along the seam.
“Goddamnit, you can’t keep tearing my underwear, PJ.” You threw your head back against the mattress, a strangled moan tearing from you as he dove into your pussy, his tongue diving into your weeping slit.
“I’ll buy you more.” He growled, his hand coming up, his thumb lazily circling your clit. His tongue dove into you again, immediately finding that spot that had you seeing stars and your body writhing again. Your hands came to his hair, moans tumbling from your lips, as he devoured you like a cannibal. His mouth dipped up, his lips attaching to your clit and sucking gently. You rolled your hips, your chest rising and falling quickly. He changed his ministrations from sucking on your clit, back to his tongue diving back into your pussy.
It wasn’t long before the coil started to wind itself in your stomach, the pace of his tongue relentless. It was like he wanted to pull an orgasm out of you as fast as possible, and it was working. Between his tongue in your pussy and his thumb on your clit, he had that thread inside of you snapping within a moment. Your hands pulled his hair hard, your back arching off of the bed. His groan rumbled through your body, adding to the already heightened feeling racing through you. His face stayed between your legs until you whined from overstimulation. He pulled back from between your legs, his chin and lips covered in your slick. He wiped his mouth with his hand, giving you the smirk he knew drove you crazy.
“Head of the bed, now. All fours, hold onto the headboard.” His voice was gruff, and you scrambled over yourself, getting into the position he demanded of you. You faced the wall, your ass poking up into the air. You heard the sound of his belt clinking, and the soft Whoosh of his slacks hitting the floor. He came up behind you, his thick cock dragging against your weeping slit. You grit your teeth, shuddering.
He lined himself up, pushing into you with one thrust. You groaned, your knuckles going white from how hard you were gripping the headboard. He stayed in place for a minute, letting you get used to the feeling.
“Y-You’re good, honey.” You shuddered underneath his hands, which were on your hips, gripping them tightly. You heard a low chuckle from behind you, and if you thought he was relentless eating you out, his pace fucking you was even more brutal. You let out another groan, your voice cracking, as his hips slammed into your ass relentlessly. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes, as you dropped your head, catching a glimpse of his cock slamming in and out of you.
“Take this fucking cock,” He growled out, his left hand coming from your hip to your neck, pulling you up to where your back was against his chest. His hand snaked around the front of your neck, his thumb and forefinger applying the right amount of pressure to the sides of your neck that made your head swim, “You fucking slut.” He snarled, and the tears pricking the corners of your eyes fell down your cheeks.
His tongue darted out, licking the tears off of your skin. Your eyes rolled back in your head, your right hand leaving the headboard and tapping his forearm frantically. The grip he had on your neck loosened, and you sucked in a breath. You heard him chuckle lowly in your ear, his hips snapping against you harder this time.
“Gonna cry over how amazing this cock feels?” He spat, his lips curled up in a vicious smile, “That’s it, you little slut, let Daddy love you the way you deserve.” His pace was relentless, almost frantic.
The coil in your stomach started to burn red hot again, and you sobbed, two of his fingers coming to your mouth and pressing hard against your tongue. Your lips closed around his fingers - your tongue circling around his digits - as your eyes rolled back in your head again.
“That’s it, my sweet girl. My sweet slut.” Johnny grunted out through clenched teeth, his voice tight in his throat, “Cum all over Daddy’s cock.” His words finally broke you, and you all but screamed around his fingers, your orgasm hitting you like a tonne of bricks. Your pussy fluttered around his cock, and he grunted out, his teeth sinking into the dip of your shoulder.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, just like that baby.” He snarled against your skin, his tongue darting out and licking away the small amount of blood pooling on your shoulder. His breath was heavy against your skin, his pace speeding up even more. At this point, you were sure his hipbones were going to leave bruises against your ass with how hard he was pounding into you. You sobbed, thick tears running down your cheeks at the overstimulation, “Just like that, babygirl.” His tongue ran over the wounds on your shoulder, pressing hot, open mouthed kisses against your neck.
“Da-Daddy~!” You cried out, and you heard his groan reverberate through your head. His pace started to become sloppy, his own orgasm near.
“Fuck, sweetheart-!” He grunted out, his moans strangled beside your ear. You gasped out choked sobs, his hand leaving your neck and coming back to your hip.
Within a couple of thrusts, Johnny stilled, as his cock twitched and pulsed in you. You threw your head back, letting out an animalistic scream as another orgasm rippled through you at the same time. You dropped your head to the pillow in front of you, gasping in greedy breaths. Your heart was racing in your chest, and your thighs trembled around his legs.
It was a quiet couple of seconds while you and Johnny caught your breath. He sucked in a shaky breath, pulling out of you, causing you to whine from the empty feeling. Your legs gave out under you, and you heard him chuckle gently. He got up from the bed, getting into the drawer where he knew you kept the towels. He went into the bathroom, and you heard the tap running. He returned to the bed, using the - now damp - towel to wipe the blood off of your legs, hips, and anywhere he had touched you. He turned you over, wiping you completely down. You turned over after a moment, giving him a tired smile.
“Now do I get my answer of what happened to your arms?” You asked, a soft chuckle coming out of your lips. He laughed as well, going to the bathroom that was attached to your bedroom.
“Stupid fucking idea of me, Ryan, and Wee-Man in a ball pit with an anaconda. No, wait, it was two anacondas.” You watched as he dabbed one of the washcloths you used for cleaning across his arms, the activities opening up the wounds again. He patched himself up as best as he could, half assed putting gauze all over his arms, “I was supposed to catch one of them, but the fucker kept whippin’ his head back and bitin’ me.” He got all of the blood off of his arms, throwing the shirt he was wearing into your bathroom trash can. He was fully nude as he walked back into your bedroom, digging through your drawers for new clothes.
“If it was literally anyone but you, I would be surprised. You get checked by medical before you practically burst my door down?” You asked, a small yawn tearing its way from your lips. You heard him chuckle before he was slipping a new pair of underwear onto your legs, covering you with the comforter a second later. He crawled into bed beside you, holding you tight. You shifted uncomfortably until you got used to the feeling of the gauze on your skin.
“Yes, I did. Said it should heal within a couple of days, since they were surface punctures at best.” He held you tightly, the sound of his heartbeat soothing you and you snuggled more against his chest.
“You wanna explain why you practically tore my door off of the hinges to fuck?” You asked, his laugh rumbling through his chest.
“Bam’s stupid ass. I had my phone on one of the tables by the cameras, and before we got shootin’, you sent me that video.” His voice was husky again, his lips by your hairline. He pressed kiss after kiss to your forehead and scalp. “Bam brought me my phone, makin’ it sound like you were textin’ me frantically. Of course, I thought something was wrong at first, but I made the brilliant choice of openin’ the video you sent me.” He laughed, and you felt your cheeks heat up in embarrassment.
“Did anyone-” You asked, but he shook his head quickly.
“No, babygirl. No one saw what was on my phone. I closed out of my texts and put my phone in my pocket before anyone saw.” He reassured you, and you let out a shaky exhale, “Though it was in my head the entire time. Wasn’t thinkin’ straight, so that’s why the anaconda was able to take a couple of nibbles on me.” He chuckled against your forehead, his fingers tracing over your shoulder. He pulled his head back, looking at your shoulder. Where he had bit your shoulder had nice teeth marks in your skin, and he grimaced.
“Don’t worry about them, hon. They don’t hurt.” You assured him, shrugging, “I’ll doctor them up in the mornin’. It’s bedtime now.” You giggled softly, pulling his head down to where it was resting against yours. He hummed, his arms snaking back around you tightly.
“Bedtime it is, ma’am.” He murmured, and you rolled your eyes hard.
“Don’t call me that, PJ. I love you, but you know I hate that shit.” You chuckled, and he pressed another kiss to your forehead.
“I love you too, sweetheart. But you know my mama raised me to be a southern gentleman.” He smiled against your skin, and you shook your head slightly.
“I wouldn’t have you any other way, baby. Goodnight.” You leaned your head up, giving him a sweet kiss, before you nuzzled your head into his chest. His heartbeat was coming back down to a normal level.
“Goodnight, babygirl. Sweet dreams.” Johnny pressed another kiss to your head, before letting his head fall back against the pillows.
#johnny knoxville#jackass#pj clapp#johnny knoxville x reader#bam margera#but like bam’s mentioned? idk if i should tag him#mtv jackass#anaconda ball pit#johnny in that stunt has me weak#i feel like i should tag this with a blood kink as well#idk. i might later but it’s not really a. giant thing.#lilith’s writing
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me when anaconda ball pit
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JACKASS 1, 2, 3- 2002, 2006, 2010 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
I love all three of these but Jackass 3 is my favourite. Some of the dumbest and funniest movies ever. I love the music, I love the stunts and I love the comradery. So many funny dudes in the crew. Rest in Peace Ryan Dunn. Anaconda Ball Pit is my worst nightmare. Wee Man getting in the fight with the other dwarves at the bar is pique comedy. Huge part of my childhood and I find them highly rewatchable and enjoyable to this day.
Some of my favourite movies.
#jackass#movie#film#movie review#comedy movie#cult movie#johnny knoxville#bam margera#schteve oooooo
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Anaconda Ball pit
Johnny Knoxville 🐍’
#johnny knoxville#mtv jackass#90s mtv#mtv#jackass tumblr is so dead rn so i’m doing my part#jackass fic#steve o#bam margera#i love him so much#look at him#wee man#chris pontius
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for the ask game: beehive limo, poo cocktail supreme, the quiet game, the brand, vomitron, anaconda ball pit, the leech healer, butt chug, the switcheroo, and sweatsuit cocktail !!!
Thank you so much for sending me this ask! <3
Sorry it took me so long to answer this! I’m dealing with a pretty awful respiratory illness and I’ve been sleeping a lot XD
Beehive limo: Who do you think is the most underrated duo?
I think it’s really hard to pick just one here tbh! I love the friendship all the guys have with each other (and that’s really why I loves Jackass so much in the first place), so choosing one is like picking my favorite child!
Poo cocktail supreme: Do you have any unpopular opinions on Jackass?
I feel that I’m going to get some hate for this, but I did not care for 3D as much as some other fans did! Number Two is and always has been my favorite, and while it was the most successful film, I feel that some of the stunts are kind of forgettable
The quiet game: Do you have a favorite quote that came from Jackass? If so, what is it?
That’s so hard!! I would have to say either Steve telling Chris to “assume the goddamn position!” In the Argentina episode of Wildboyz or Johnny’s reaction to Bam’s ass in the Brand (“It is pretty...”)
The brand: What is your favorite bit that Bam was in?
I do really adore his performance in the Brand, but there was something cathartic about seeing him kinda get his comeuppance in the Wind Tunnel after so many years pranking people (though I will admit, I did feel a wee bit bad for him once he started crying :( )
Vomitaron: Name the stunt/bit that made you the most squeamish.
I think I’m one of the only Jackass fans who can sit through the Papercuts stunt, but there’s something about the Fart Mask (of all stunts, I know) that just nauseates me!
Anaconda ball pit: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes an animal?
Funny enough, it probably would be Anaconda Ball Pit! Either that or Roller Buffalo (purely because of Johnny’s incredible dance moves XD)
The leech healer: Which stunt are you most likely to participate in? Or the one you'd like to have participated in the most (you will get hurt/deal with the consequences)? And oppositely, which stunt would you try if you could do it despite/without getting hurt?
If it counts, I would pick to participate the whole musical ending stunt of Number Two :D I’m a former theater kid, and if it means anything I did once, on a boring weekend, learn all of the choreography for Knoxville’s little cowboy number! Conversely, If I didn’t have to worry about getting hurt, I would pick either Firehose Rodeo or Duck Hunt because they just seem really fun!
Butt chug: What is something you've found difficulty in loving about Jackass?
So much Jackass media is difficult to find! But besides accessibility, Me and many other Jackass fans have the same complaint of the fandom being really small!
The switcheroo: Which Jackass member do you think you could beat in a fight? Why?
That’s a tricky one! My first idea was Bam because I think I could dodge his limp punches and we’re around the same height, but he definitely has muscle on me. Steve is more comparable to my physique, but something about him makes me think he can actually fight (which I obviously can’t XD)
Sweatsuit cocktail: Have you picked up any mannerisms from any of the members? If so, who and what did you pick up on?
I have! Besides incorporating Bam’s weird little slang words into my daily vocabulary, I’ve found myself slipping into his, what I affectionately call, Philly trash accent every now and then lol! Thankfully nobody around me has noticed yet
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Anyone else get horny while watching the Anaconda Ball Pit stunt or am I actually crazy
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