#jack the gnome

[princefleabitten]

Yeah, anyway. Long live King Obould Many-Arrows, I guess. (Legend of Drizzt: The Orc King )

[jackteagle]

Journey

[gas-station-shinanigans]

Sorry for not posting for a bit, the singular gnome that used to terrorize this gas station formed a little group with other gnomes. Marlboro found out that they like being read to by reading the ingredients of a kitkat bar to them as some sort of distraction? Anyways we only have this diary of a wimpy kid book that we found in the back. These guys are loving it

- Jack

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[undeadbetareads]

Just a normal day at the shitty gas station at the edge of town.

[bonnieura]

stimming.? no i cant say that

[thewokemachine]

[dragons-wine]

[messrsrarchives]

Have you seen the movie Rise of the Guardians? This was my favourite as a kid and I'm really excited bc rn I'm starting to write a marauders au fic based in the world (Remus is the easter bunny and Sirius is jack frost and it's a rivals to lovers to exes to lovers hea typa thing) (sidenote: pitch black is walpurga and sandman is regulus.... IYKYK) idk if that makes ANY SENSE and I've only just started it but I needed to scream about it to someone☠️

,,,, this is the,,, one with the raccoon right? no. jack frost isn't there i don't think. BEAR WITH ME.

okay googled. no i have not seen this 😖😖 OHHH GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY is the rocket one. wow we just went on a journey together.

but i will watch this !!! i will watching this and i will return and i will ask politely for the link when it's posting

[creepygnomeking]

lil quirked up scrimblo

[sagegreenprose]

what if The Batter's name was Jack or some variation of that.

[thegnomelord]

Went out today. Some arcade that had a halo game. Got disappointed when I couldn't play as master chief. I've never gotten so hard in my life when I saw him on screen savin' me from an alien. If my character could drop to his knees. He would. 100%

Isn't he like waaaayyy taller than a human? I'm pretty sure you wouldn't even need to drop to your knees to give him head :/

[radaverse]

So...

Have some height reference doodles of Aldo and Rad for the upcoming project @phantomdoofer and I are working on!

Lil dude

And lil gal

And... Samurai Jack

Bro's got no idea what's gonna happen to him shsjjsjaksnsjsm 😈😈😈

samurai abuse

[gas-station-shinanigans]

Me and Jack went to subway for lunch and when I tell you they messed up his sub 4 different times. We entered with a dream and left with it crushed. The pop machine didn’t even give us the right drink 😭😭😭

- Jerry

(note from jack) it was definitely those gnomes messing with us cause i hit one with a broom.

[dude-wheres-my-ankheg]

It's Gnoming Time!

Feeling like ass today so finally started my Jack-of-all-trades run, starring the imaginatively named Jack. Originally she was going to romance Gale but the more I figure out about her I realise that she would see Wyll's silly intro quip and immediately require him carnally.

She's generally good, but with an unfaltering and occasionally detrimental loyalty to her companions. She doesn't have the best attention span, meaning she often ends up on many obtuse and random quests instead of worrying about the tadpole in her head, and picks up skills as quickly as she puts them down again.

[kkillustration]

Jack of Spades