Sigh, for consolation as to my delayed fic uploads, small sidequest fic
THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF MIKE BLAIRE (And other small characters)
A small fanfic about Michael Laqueus-Rete (Lack-kay-ess R-eat) Blaire
Chapter 1
When did I get my own book?
When did this start!?
Why would I be getting a "book" before Tyler "Farm Man" Rosemary? Last I checked, only great heroes should be getting books. I'm no Odysseus, nor Percy... Or, rather unfortunately, Jacks. Why would the Nine Muses decide to grace my presence with this utter "yappathon" excuse for a random high schooler forgetting to work on their other fanfictions?
Probably 'cause of my awesome traps. And no, I do not, mean trap remixes. I had to make at least five of those because of a wretched Apollo kid (Jackson Blackburn) decided to make my life for seven weeks a forging nightmare. Wait a flipping minute. I can't even curse in my own book?! This thing is a load of hippy-dippy bull shingles. Mother refrigerator, so help me gods.
Ugh, anyways, so I'm guessing I should just talk about random encounters I had? Maybe? Yeah, that's probably what they want.
So this one time, I was hanging around the Stoll brothers, specifically my unrequited crush, Connor. Apparently, he likes this kid named Malcolm or something. When I first heard that, I really wanted to get my mother, Britomartis, to change my name to Malcolm. Anyways, they had an idea for a prank, but they needed to get into a shed with and enchanted lock, cursed by Mr. D or something, I wasn't paying attention.
After a very bright, childish, around 12-14 years old traffic light passed us holding some Snausages, heading towards the Big House (probably to feed seymour. Or she was very hungry and wanted to snack on something before her meeting with Chiron.) I reached into my pocket, and as usual, my (patent pending) Multipurpose Unlocking Tool, a gift from my mother, was in there. No matter if I lost it or broke it, it would always reappear perfectly fine wherever I want.
"Woah, where'd you get that wicked lockpick from?" Travis asked me. I rolled my eyes at him.
Connor bent down and repeated, "Yeah, where'd you get that pick from?"
"Well," I started. "I kinda got it since when I was born. It was always the thing I could rely on, no matter where I went. And- of for the-" I groaned while I struggled with the lock.
"It was kinda the thing you could always be comforted by, no matter how annoying it got. Right?" Connor asked softly. I felt my cheeks glowing a soft red out of embarrassment.
"Yeah. Kinda." I cleared my throat and managed to pick the lock. "There."
"Awesome!" Travis said, heading into the room.
"Wait!" I called out. I ripped off my shoelace and it turned into a long rope, around 8 feet. I willed it to wrap around Travis, pulling him back away from the door's threshold. "Hold on, Travis. Wait until I finish scanning for traps."
Travis groaned while Connor chuckled. "Nice trick, Snare Flea." I feigned annoyance at the nickname, but deep down, I kinda... liked it. Like how Tyler calls Jacks "Baldman," despite them having a full head of hair. It felt personal to me, like he truly meant what he said. But, he doesn't like me, and he never will. I accepted that. But when he called me that, I couldn't help but feel the way I imagined how Jacks and Tyler felt.
"Hellooooooo?" Travis called out. "Earth to Trap Boy! Is there any traps in there?"
"YeAh-" My voice cracked. "I mean, yeah. There's two rigged to the fireworks, Hephaestus kids work. Very ingenuitive. There's another over on the 'Actual World History' books, seems Daedal-ish. Definitely Athena's kids work-"
"Woaaah. How do you know?" Connor asked, amazed at my skill.
"Traps are kinda my thing, if you couldn't tell." I replied with a smile. "And pirates. I love pirates."
Connor laughed endearingly, and I continued scanning for traps.
"No more traps. Just stay away from the books and the fireworks, and you'll be fine. Unless you guys consider having radiation poisoning and an incurable disease fine." I said while retracting the rope from around Travis and back onto my shoe as it transformed back into a shoelace.
Connor ruffled my hair. "Nice job, Snare Flea." He smiled his signature sarcastic grin in an impish gleam. "I'll invite you to the camp escape room next week. Consider it a-..."
"A date?" I asked, fixing my hair back.
"Precisely." He said before helping Travis with moving some kind of machine. I didn't care at that point, all I cared about was the fact that Connor asked me out on a frickin' date. Funk yeah, mother refrigerators.
You know what?.. Maybe having my own book won't be so bad.
Tbh, I did not know I had that much creativity nor non aro-ness in me to be able to create that 😭
We love Mike x Connor fluff here
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Holiday Audio/Video Gifts!
For the holiday season, here are some audio gifts from various shows and one Phantom video! The link to them is here and the info is below the cut:
Happy holidays and I hope you are all having time for some rest!
Audios
POTO
Jon Robyns, Paige Blankson, Joe Griffiths-Brown, Kelly Glyptis, Matt Harrop, Adam Linstead, Francesca Ellis, David Kristopher Brown, Maiya Hikasa
August 22, 2023; London
Tim Howar, Harriet Jones, Nadim Naaman, Lara Martins, Nicholas Garrett, Arvid Larsen, John Ellis, Valerie Cutko, Kelsi Boyden
March 19, 2023; Greece
Josh Piterman, Corinne Cowling (u/s), Danny Whitehead, Katy Hanna (u/s), Ross Dawes, Kris Manuel (u/s), Sophie Caton (u/s), Paul Ettore Tabone, Georgia Ware
October 17, 2019; London
Matinee.
Jeremy Stolle (u/s), Samantha Hill, Greg Mills (u/s), Michele McConnell, Richard Poole (u/s), Tim Jerome, Ellen Harvey, Christian Sebek, Kara Klein, Scott Mikita (u/s)
March 9, 2013; Broadway
Matinee performance.
John Owen-Jones, Deborah Dutcher, Matthew Cammelle, Bruce Montague, Charles Shirvell, Margaret Mary Kane (u/s), Janet Murphy, Jeremy Secomb, Lucy Middleton
January 5, 2002; London
Love Never Dies
Tam Mutu, Celia Graham, David Thaxton, Daniel Dowling
August 25, 2011; London
Tam Mutu's last performance.
Les Miserables
Christopher Jacobsen (u/s Jean Valjean), Stewart Clarke (Javert), Katie Hall (Fantine), Will Callan (Marius), Lulu-Mae Pears (Cosette), Amena El-Kindy (Eponine), Luke Kempner (Thenardier), Claire Machin (Madame Thenardier), Dejan Van der Flyert (Enjolras), Alex Shaw (Gavroche), Clohe Sullivan (Little Cosette), Tom Hext (Grantaire/Majordomo), Adam Pearce (Bishop/Claquesous), Ellie Ann Lowe (Factory Girl), Jordan Simon Pollard (u/s Foreman/Bujon), Matt Dempsey (Bamatabopis/Lesgles), Annabelle Aquino, Hazel Baldwin, Emily Olive Boyd, Ben Culleton, Matt Hayden, Sam Kipling, Anouk Van Lake, Harry Lake, Ben Oatley, Jonathan Stevens, Phoebe Williams, Ollie Wray
September 28, 2023; London
15,000th show in London and the 5th show for the new company.
Sunset Boulevard
Nicole Scherzinger (Norma), Tom Francis (Joe Gillis), David Thaxton (Max von Mayerling), Grace Hodgett Young (Betty Shaefer), Ahmed Hamaad (Artie), Tyler Davis (Sheldrake), Charlotte Jaconelli (Johanna), Jon Tsouras (Cecil B. de Mille)
September 28, 2023; London
Rebecca
Laureen Jones (I), Richard Carson (Maxim de Winter), Kara Lane (Mrs Danvers), Sara Harlington (Beatrice), Neil Moor (Giles), Piers Bate (Frank Crewley), David Breeds (Ben), Alex James Ward (Jack Favell), Shrley Jameson (Mrs Van Hopper), Nicholas Lumley (Colonel Julian)
September 27, 2023; Off-West End
POTO Video
Ian Jon Bourg, Olivia Safe (u/s), Kyle Gonyea
2001; Hamburg, Germany
VOB files. One of the most legendary Phantom's opposite one of the youngest Christine's!
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𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬
!!REQUEST REQUIREMENTS!!
-> state the character, romantic or platonic, the format of the request, and a plot
-> do you have any specifics for the reader? blonde, poc, male, neurodivergent, etc? (please keep in mind i will write poc readers but i’m white so they may be a little difficult for me)
-> requests are preferred to be sent through inbox, but i can make dms work if needed
-> PLEASE ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR REQUEST!! ITS VERY HARD FOR ME TO WRITE “____ x reader fluff” GIVE ME A PLOT LINE
!!WHAT I WILL WRITE!!
-> platonic
-> romantic
-> familial
-> any gender x any gender
-> headcanons
-> long fics
-> multi character
-> blurbs
-> poly relationships
-> x reader
-> i will only write cheating if it’s a character comforting r after being cheated on, not a character cheating on r
!!WHAT I WONT WRITE!!
-> smut (i’m 14)
-> yandere
-> most aus, ask about the specific au before requesting an au
-> incest
-> age gaps
-> canonical gay/lesbian character x a man (if lesbian) or a woman (if gay)
-> song fics
-> things about ocs
-> ships
-> sunshine x grumpy tropes, i’m horrible at this trope
character list
keeper of the lost cities
sophie foster, dex dizznee, fitz vacker, keefe sencen, biana vacker, marella redek, maruca chebota, tam song, linh song, wylie endal, jensi babblos, stina heks, elwin hesledge
chronicles of narnia
peter pevensie, edmund pevensie, susan pevensie, lucy pevensie, caspian
riordanverse
percy jackson, annabeth chase, grover underwood, jason grace, piper mclean, leo valdez, hazel levesque, frank zhang, nico di angelo, will solace, reyna arellano, rachel dare, travis stoll, connor stoll, thalia grace, magnus chase, alex fierro, carter kane, sadie kane
harry potter
harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, sirius black, james potter, remus lupin, mary macdonald, marlene mckinnon, lily evans, dorcas meadows, regulus black, barty crouch jr, narcissa black, andromeda black, bellatrix lestrange
ride the cyclone
ocean o’connell rosenberg, noel gruber, mischa bachinski, ricky potts, jane doe/penny lamb, constance blackwood
shadow and bone
alina starkov, malyen oretsev, genya safin, zoya nazyalensky, david kostyk, tamaar & tolya, nikolai lantsov
six of crows
kaz brekker, inej ghafa, jesper fahey, nina zenik, wylan van eck, matthias helvar
the outsiders
ponyboy curtis, johnny cade, sodapop curtis, darry curtis, steve randall, twobit matthews, dallas winston, cherry valance
the hunger games
katniss everdeen, peeta mellark, finnick odair, johanna mason, cinna, effie trinket
it (2017)
bill denbrough, eddie kaspbrak, richie tozier, stan uris, beverly marsh, ben hanscom, mike hanlon
the school for good and evil
agatha, sophie, tedros, hort, hester, anadil, dot, nicola, rhian mistral, rafal mistral, clarissa dovey, leonora lesso
the land of stories
connor bailey, alex bailey, red riding hood, jack, goldilocks
scooby doo
shaggy rogers, fred jones, daphne blake, velma dinkley, thorn, dusk, luna
little women
jo march, amy march, beth march, meg march, laurie
dracula
dracula, lucy westenra, arthur holmwood, john seward, mina harker, abraham van helsing, renfield, quincey morris, jonathan harker, the brides
frankenstein
victor frankenstein, elizabeth lavenza, henry clerval, adam frankenstein, justine mortiz, ernest frankenstein, the bride
dr jekyll and mr hyde
henry jekyll, edward hyde, richard enfield, gabriel utterson, hastie lanyon, lucy harris
phantom of the opera
christine daaé, erik destler, raoul de chagney, meg giry, carlotta giudicelli
a good girls guide to murder
pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh, naomi ward, cara ward, connor reynolds, jamie reynolds, nat da silva
the mighty ducks
charlie conway, adam banks, lester averman, guy germaine, connie moreau, fulton reed, dean portman, julie gaffney, ken wu, luis mendoza, dwayne robertson
monster high
frankie stein, draculaura, clawdeen wolf, cleo de nile, abbey bominable, ghoulia yelps, operetta, rochelle goyle, spectra vondergeist, elissabat, clawd wolf, deuce gorgon, heath burns, jackson jekyll, holt hyde, kieran valentine
the powerpuff girls
blossom utonium, bubbles utonium, buttercup utonium, brick jojo, boomer jojo, butch jojo
david bowie
david bowie, ziggy stardust, jareth, thomas jerome newton, celliers
sweeney todd
sweeney todd, anthony hope, mrs lovett, johanna todd
the rosewood chronicles
lottie pumpkin, ellie wolf, jamie volk, ollie moreno, raphael wilcox, anastacia alcroft leblanc, saskia san martin, lola tomkins, mickey tomkins, binah fae
hairspray
corny collins, link larkin, amber von tussle, tracey turnblad, penny pingleton, seaweed j. stubbs
attack on titan
eren yeager, mikasa ackerman, armin arlert, jean kirstein, sasha braus, connie springer, annie leonhardt, bertholdt hoover, reiner braun, hange zoe, levi ackerman, erwin smith, colt grice, niccolo, yelena, onyakopon, zeke yeager
daisy jones and the six
daisy jones, billy dunne, graham dunne, karen sirko, warren rhodes, pete loving/roundtree, eddie loving/roundtree, camila dunne, simone jackson
doctor who bbc
ninth doctor, tenth doctor, rose tyler, jack harkness, mickey smith, donna noble, martha jones, clara oswald, river song, simm! master
miss peregrines home for peculiar children
jacob portman, emma bloom, millard nulling, enoch o’connor, olive elephanta, alma peregrine
miscellaneous characters
sarah williams, bernard the elf, rodrick heffley, varian, lisa frankenstein, the creature (lisa frankenstein)
UPCOMING FANDOMS : les miserables
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