#izzy wheels

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

Okay but the scene where Izzy confesses his ""love"" to Ed is really fucking funny though

Izzy, stressed beyond belief: what are we (looks like he is about to throw up)

*long pause*

Ed: ??????????????? wtf????

Izzy: I have love for you

Ed: I'm literally your boss??

[peeperscreeperz]

Mlp color wheel for twitter cause I can

[mycollectionmylife]

Axl Rose e Izzy durante a "Steel Wheels" tour, 1989

[gay-baby-brig]

Still inordinatly salty about that time I said I was so proud of Izzy’s character development and a thousand people jumped on to say "uuuuh cute that you just now noticed how funny and kind he is but there was no character development, he was always like that. Real Izzy fans know."

Sweetheart, babydoll, cute pie, sunchild, I am BEGGING you to understand that character development does not just mean a character who hated pudding in season one changed their mind and learned to love pudding in season two.

Character development also means a character loved pudding in season one and wasn't brave or comfortable enough to show how much they loved it until season two. That is the development of the character.

[cupidsfrogs]

ORANGE!!

part 2!! yippee!!

[you-go-too-slow-for-me]

Canon Diversion from S2Ep8:

SPOILERS AHOY!

■ Izzy survives

■ He's resting up with Stede and Ed until The Revenge crew comes back for him

■ Stede and Ed are enjoying their honeymoon phase at the Inn

■ Izzy is sick of it

■ Queue this situation:

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Izzy: what the fuck are we doing?

Stede: we're relaxing Izzy, enjoying the sun and sea

Izzy: One, we're not in the sea you twat. And two, you're under a fucking parasol

Ed: Oh cheer up mate! Just try and relax *reclining in his chair and reaching out to hold Stede's hand*

Izzy: I'll relax my fucking stomach contents on you in a minute cocksuckers

Ed: *smiling widely* So good to have you back mate

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[doodle-drops]

The Colour Wheel Challenge, starring characters I've really been wanting to draw or shows I've been watching/keeping tabs on recently.

[who-the-fuck-knows-blog]

if you’re the father figure and I’m the father figure, who’s steering the ship???

[shelfperson]

i want so badly to do another edizzy edit but fiona apple's extraordinary machine is literally all just about them and i DON'T KNOW WHICH SONG TO PICK

[izzystradlindoesitforme]

Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

Izzy Stradlin

[black-lotus-art]

Stede would definitely have the third wheel bed, i'm sorry.

[mickidona]

2000 Birds of Prey Barbara with the short hair.. she is so cute it’s unreal 

[enbywerewolf]

There's a color wheel challenge going around on twitter. Not sure if i got the basic concept right.

I didn't really have orange or purple themed characters so i stuck Ilaria and Jack in there.

[triflesandparsnips]

I always saw Izzy's "still it's a nice room, lots of possibilities" bit as Izzy thinking about what he'd do with the space once Stede is dead (now that he's gotten Ed to recommit to the plan) and trying to be a dramatic, menacing villain about it but failing because he's not very good at being a dramatic, menacing villain.

Don't get me wrong-- there are lots of things it could be, and that's definitely one of them.

But he could also be

off his stride because he didn't intend to be in there before Stede

off his stride because he did intend to be in there before Stede but didn't think Stede would, like, not even notice someone else was in the room already

off his stride because he didn't consider any kind of opening line to actually catch Stede's attention, what the fuck Bonnet

off his stride because maybe he did consider an opening line and it was a fucking neutral inquiry about the day's activity like a normal person and he's in the cabin because Stede is weird and lets all sorts of people in his cabin pretty regularly so one of them was rude first and it wasn't Izzy

or maybe this was entirely intentional on his part and this is him trying to transition naturally toward getting Stede to go through with the fuckery and apparently his idea of "natural" conversation is to compliment a room's general size and scope

or failing all that maybe it's not a natural transition for him but he's determined to be an upperclass version of polite to actively encourage Stede to do the fuckery (which we all know to be villainous but Stede doesn't)-- and it's fascinating to see that it's not until Stede tells Izzy to piss off that Izzy's mannerisms break down and he calls drops the politeness in favor of calling Stede a little shit

It's the thing where there are SO MANY possibilities. And until we know what's really up (assuming we ever know), they could all be true! SCHRODINGER'S CHARACTERIZATIONS. Delicious.

[bug-bytes]

I truly don't understand people who don't like country music

[fornassau]

🥂

Jack looked at him practically possessively then. Why had he agreed to do this? Vane hadn’t. He’d just unfortunately refused to move from the table when this ridiculous drunken game of spin the bottle started. Not like they didn’t have fuck all to do anyway, but the empty bottle of rum that Israel Hands spun had landed definitively on Charles.

At least Charles was cleaner than usual. Slowly his eyes cast to the other first-mate at the table, the captain finally speaking in that voice of his that was a practical growl with every word. “ You want a stupid kiss you come to me. I’m not gettin’ out of this chair for the likes of you. “ He raised the cigar to his lips and took a drag, turning his head to almost mockingly release the fumes in Jack’s face.

But when he’s looked back and seen Hands hasn’t really moved, he groaned in annoyance. “ Oh for fuck’s sake, let’s get this over with. “ With strength visible that rippled in his muscles arms, he quickly snatched hold of the leather vest of the shorter, bearded man. He yanked him forward to his side of the chair, lips crushed against his and reeking of tobacco and rum. Wasn’t the first time Vane had forced a kiss and it wouldn’t be the last. Besides.

He’d heard Izzy liked it rough and the way Jack glared was worth this whole ridiculous game.