#iwaizumi also bae

[sweetheartsaku]

(HQ) i'll do the dishes we'll carry the load

𝜗𝜚 HAIKYUU!! VARIOUS: 𝓛ANTANA.

a/n: [fem!reader] i have 3 wips in my drafts but i chose to start a whole new one 😎

— characters : atsumu, iwaizumi, sakusa, osamu

atsumu miya ; dance with you tonight - laufey

ATSUMU MIYA GET BEHIND ME to all the people who say atsumu treats all girls like trash, (LOUD BUZZER NOISE) it is such a common headcannon he's a mommy's boy?? such a common headcannon that the twins grew up with their mother?? hello?? would most definitely treat you beyond well ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ !!

bites his straw omg. samu HATES it, especially when they’re sharing drinks then he finds his fresh beverages straw on its last thread. does the same with you unintentionally, making it literally impossible to drink from LMAO. its atsumu so i let it pass

has a dimple on his left cheek, matching with his twin brother whose dimple is on the right!!! he loves when you kiss and poke it. whenever he's focused, he bites his cheek, and you can see the little dimple there too.

gets you so many little trinkets and souvenirs from when he goes to away-games, always thinking of you!! sends you pictures of sunsets he sees, gets you seashell necklaces and ones with your initials except you get his and he gets yours ♡ bokuto and hinata also try help him, but the best they could pick up was a pebble the same colour as your eyes.

"you wanna kiss me soooo bad"

hajime iwaizumi ; super rich kids - frank ocean

put his hands on your head or waist when your close or about to hit something.. like you could be getting something from under the table and his hand would protect the spot where you could hit your head on 😖💞 same thing with your waist, always holding it close so you don’t bump into strangers on the road

strong believer of sidewalk rule. will switch your places EVER so gently (IWAIZUMI HAJIME THE MAN YOU ARE). loooooves slithering his hands around your waist and adooooores the pudgy stuff under your shirt. he just finds every inch of you beautiful from the bottom to the top!!! (he js like me frfr u is gorjus bae)

would carry you when your feet/heels hurt. the INSTANT he hears a slight groan of pain he will actually already be down there unbuckling the clip of the heel LMAO. props you up on his back and holds you up with so much pride.. his favourite heels to unbuckle are valentino’s and ysl. got the valentino’s for you on your 3rd year anniversary and the ysl on your 4th. maybe he’s gonna get on one knee while he’s down there too

smells like an insane amount of axe body spray unfortunately.. sorry iwa enthusiasts

kiyoomi sakusa ; coming home - beabadoobee

really loves claw clips. whether it be on you, or on himself and literally just in general. really loves when you wear the pearlier colours, especially teal and lime mixed with yellows etc... he also likes the clips on himself when he's cleaning

haircare routine goes HARD!! always having 2 lathers of shampoo, 1 layer of conditioner then another layer of leave-in conditioner, protection products and after allat he has curl serum (he does it with a scalp massager too btw)

keeping the kita shinsuke + sakusa kiyoomi crocheting agendas up rn. as a kid his family was always prioritised with work at the hospital so he'd always just sit in the corner of the waiting room with his thoughts, till one day this elderly lady who always had weekly checkups would teach him how to crochet. he made things for his family, but they never accepted/used it, so he just stopped after elementary school. but ever since he met you, he suddenly felt his hands tug towards the hooks a little harder

favourite scents are lime and herbs, but not together. likes lemon and lime sprays, window cleaner and wipes. secondly, loves herbs because it reminds him of the grandma that taught him to crochet 🥹(screaming, crying, wailing, throwing up, bashing head on wall.)

would peel your pomegranates (he hates messes)

osamu miya ; a piece of you - nathaniel constantin

found you watching those wax slime/asmr/clay cracking/mini foods/recipes on tiktok/mukbangs ONCE, and ever since then he's been a tad more dedicated to making special sweet treats for you after closing at onigiri miya ♡

this is like on the verge of ick and cute, but he likes to boop your nose with flour or your hand while you're baking. ya'll could be kneading impossibly close, and he'll sprinkle a bit of flour on you or randomly boop your nose 😭

always carries hair ties for you. in the kitchen he can’t have them on, but anywhere else he has one on him. since he basically lives in the kitchen, he’d prefer you to just stay there with him instead LMAO. the “anywhere else” in question is wherever you desire... but adores trying new cuisines with you. the hair tie helps tie your hair back while you eat btw <3

his hands smell like dishwashing liquid, even after the endless lathers of strong candy apple hand-soap, the scent of the liquid still lingers on his hand! you can smell it when you hold it on movie nights, or kiss it goodnight hehe

has a dimple on his right cheek, except his dimple is way deeper than atsumu's. you can see it when he chews

would peel your oranges

[furuyalover]

Hey bae! Can I request the song Something Stupid by Frank Sinatra, with any of the Haikyuu boys for your music event? - 🫧

somethin’ stupid | mars & her music event

"and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'i love you'"

— ft. iwaizumi hajime

AN: tysm for ur request! this was so much fun to write & ty for joining my event! for any readers int in participating, more info ab it here ! also this is on the longer side so cozy up, & get ready for some iwa fluff

"i know i stand in line, until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me..."

you were at a semi-formal event put on by your school, aoba johsai. despite the amount of people there, the ballroom in which the ball took place had a tranquil atmosphere. seeing your classmates in an elegant manner, looking at some of them and thinking oh wow they clean up nice, it was a rather lovely change of pace. however, only one student in particular really caught your eye. that student, of course, was the one and only, iwaizumi hajime.

he looked radiant. you've really never seen him in anything outside of his school and volleyball uniforms, so he was really a sight for sore eyes. the suit he wore was well-tailored, but you could still make out the defined muscles on his biceps. he was so elegant and well mannered in this setting, and it certainly helped that his best friend sitting next to him was being as obnoxious as usual, making iwaizumi's polished manner even more apparent,

hajime also had his eyes set on someone, you. he only ever sees you at school, in your required uniforms, so he was stricken with adornment when he saw you tonight. he had always admired you, had even a secret crush on you, (which of course was obvious to the whole volleyball team based off how much he mentions you) seeing you dressed so lovely, and looking even more beautiful than usual, how could he not gaze at you like that? but when he saw you being approached by other students, telling you how gorgeous you looked, his insecurities got the best of him. why should i even try? they already have all these other guys romancing them, i wouldn't even stand a chance, he would mumble to himself. oh how little the boy knows..

"i practice everyday to find some clever lines to make the meaning come through. but then i think i'll wait til the evening gets late, and i'm alone with you..."

after talking it over with his best friend who sat beside him, tooru oikawa, he decided to just say screw it and muster up enough courage to talk to you. he & oikawa practiced exactly what he's going to say to you, since tonight will be the night he finally confesses to you. after ensuring that his words will be perfect, he gathers all his confidence to get up, and begin walking to where you're standing & talking to a few classmates.

"the time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red, and, oh, the night's so blue"

he slowly makes his way over to you, being sure that you aren't talking to anyone by the time he approaches you. everything is gonna go perfectly, he'll have the perfect moment to tell what he's been feeling all these months.

after finishing some conversations with friends, out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar face walking towards you. is iwaizumi really coming over here? oh my god this is really happening, shit i hope i look okay. you frantically pat down your hair and clothes, to make sure you hopefully look perfect by the time iwa sees you. when he finally gets to you, you notice something about him is different. he seems more reserved than usual, almost seemingly shy?

"iwaizumi! i didn't know if you were gonna make it today, great to see you!" you say smiling like an idiot. "please, call me hajime. great to see you too, you look stunning." flustered by his affection, you look down smiling to hide your beet red face. hajime is hit with relief because now you hopefully won't see how red he is himself. "hey don't wanna sound weird or anything, but would you wanna step outside with me for a sec? there's something i need to get off my chest." your eyes widened, nervous at what he could possibly have to say. but regardless you nod in agreement as he takes you outside.

the two of you gaze out to the sky, on the balcony just outside the venue of the formal, in partially comfortable partially awkward silence. "so, um, what was it you wanted to say?" you nervously ask to try and break the ever so loud silence. fuck. iwaizumi thought. all his practice with oikawa? yea, that all went out the window because suddenly his mind is going a million miles per minute. he has so many thoughts running through his head, but he just can't seem to find the words, nor the confidence, to voice them. but before you know, the stern and intimidating volleyball player you're used to turns into a rambling mess.

"and then i go and spoil it all by saying somethin' stupid like, 'i love you'..."

"i don't really know how to say this, but fuck it i'll just try" he starts. you take a step back to look at him, a little confused, but waiting to hear the rest. "y/n, i really like, maybe even love you. i don't know, i'm bad with feelings, but i do know that you're all i think about. i never shut up about you, and i think you're the most perfect person put on this earth. i know i'm not oikawa, and that you probably have tons of other guys who want you and i probably sound stupid but i jus-" he stops suddenly when realized that you've wrapped your arms around him and engulfed him in a hug. after hesitantly wrapping his muscular arms around you, he relaxes a bit more, and eases into your touch.

with the side of your face resting on his chest, you look up at him beaming. both of you blushing profusely, but neither of you pay any attention to that. after a moment of just staring at each other, you finally say with a smile "you are kinda stupid hajime, i like you too, maybe even love also. i don't know how you haven't picked up on that yet" this just makes iwaizumi pull you in tighter, it feels like all his dreams had just came true.

"oh my god he finally did it" "god it's about time" oikawa and hanamaki groan to each other. yes they watched this whole thing go down for a comfortable distance, partially to make fun of him but also just to support their close friend from afar

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[sunaluv]

I love the "Come get your man" series could you make a pt4????[you do not have to]

I love your work sm!!!keep doing what your doing!!!

Drink water, take breaks when needed, take care of your health both mentally & physically!!and see you next ask♡

wooo we back at it again! thanks for checking in on me bae 🥲 take care of yourselves too!

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part 3

feat. kenma, tsukishima, iwaizumi

steamer!KENMA

kenma loves his job. as a professional streamer he’s his own boss, he doesn’t have to be around people too often and he’s become really fond of his little online community (not that he’d admit that out loud).

it’s been a week since your unplanned debut on his channel. you didn’t realize he was recording when you came to drop of his snacks, doing your daily check in. ever since, all the tags with his stream name were aggressively loving, basically demanding him to bring back their ‘mother’ to the screen.

you drop in every now and then to remind his viewers to look after themselves, jokingly scolding them for not looking after your man aswell but it’s all fun and games on both ends.

whilst watching his stream in the room next door, you can help but notice a user in particular.

@/kodzubae: LMAOOO i thought he would be dating someone much prettier😭 didn’t know kodzu did charity cases.

even though the chat was moving before you could read all the comments, your eyes always managed to find whatever the user said about you, and none of it was nice. you didn’t have to be told not to read the comments— it’s an unspoken fact but your eyes and brain always seem to betray you, feeding into your minor insecurities.

you haven’t even realized you were staring at a blank screen. kenmas’ stream had ended whilst you were too lost in your thoughts.

“…you alright?” he asked hesitantly.

though your eyes lit up and your lips quirked at the sight of your boyfriend, he knew something was up— call it a sixth sense of his.

you wordlessly tried to convince him that you were okay, talking and joking the rest of the night until you fell asleep in his embrace but none of it felt genuine. he didn’t want to pry, but it physically hurt him to see you hiding things from him.

totally disregarding the first rules of boyfriend 101: “don’t go through your partners phone!”, kenma unlocked your phone, instantly frowning at the screen before him.

it was her twitter page. kenma knew his lifelong fans, and the handle on your screen now was one of them, except it was full of fan behavior for him and blatant hatred for you.

he felt bad.

it wasn’t exactly his fault, but he still felt responsible for the digs at you that were happening on his live.

the next day, you had woken up hours after kenma. you tend to do that when you sleep with a heavy heart.

in the distance, you could hear him talking, probably streaming. so you opened his stream on your phone and tuned in right on time.

“hey guys,” he greeted. “before we start i want to say something…i’ve become aware that ever since ‘mother’,” he emphasized on the quote marks. “made her first appearance, some of you have not been the nicest to her online and i just want to say that that’s a boundary that absolutely cannot be crossed.”

@/user1: WHAT? WHO HURT MOTHER

@/user2: i hope she’s okay :( luv u mom

@/user3: we’re just going to skip over the fact that he acknowledges them as our parents? okay��

@/user4: cross ken >:( cross ken >:(

“so from here on out, any hate towards her will be an instant block. i’ve told my mods too so behave…” he firmly, yet gently scolded.

“now that’s out of the way, today we’ll be…”

you watched the rest of the stream with a smile on your face. though you were working on voicing your concerns and discomfort, it was nice to know that kenma is willing to work for you whilst he waited.

TSUKISHIMA (tall!reader)

“you look so much taller when you’re not welded into tsukkis’ side, ya know?”

startled, you angled your neck down to see one of your classmates.

you had been avoiding her, and she, you. but it seems she’s finally willing to break this ongoing silent tension fest between you two.

“what do you want.” you deadpanned.

she gasped. “you’re too mean! tsukishima doesn’t deserve to be with someone like you, he deserves someone who is more down to earth, you get me?”

she eyed you up and down to emphasize her point.

taking your silence as willingness to listen, she continued. “i mean your too tall! granted he is too but opposites attract, he needs someone who will look good with him, like me.”

you folded your lips inward to contain your laughter. you and basically everyone knew about this girls love for your boyfriend, but you never pegged her as the type to come at you like this.

“you can have him if you want,” you waved. “kei looooves short girls.”

her eyes lit up in victory, obviously not sensing your sarcasm. “cool, just make sure you break up with him today because-“

“nobody is breaking up with anyone.” a voice shot.

low and behold, your six foot something boyfriend shutting down any advances you were planning to set him up with. though he joined the conversation, he only appeared to be addressing you.

“kei! i-“

“tsukishima.”

“tsukki! i-”

“no.”

he made eye contact with your smirking face over the girls head. “you were just gonna throw me to the wolves like that?” he asked offended.

you chucked. “there’s no wolves kei, look at her” you pinched the cheek of the stunned girl stood in between you two. “she’s harmless, like a poodle.”

she stood, mouth open seemingly in shock.

looking back at him, his face did not let up. you sighed.

“i’m sorry kei,” you breathed through your nose. “i will never subject you to such a horrible, earth shattering, torturous-“

“that’s enough, my god” he groaned. grabbing your wrist, he dragged you by the wrist, only slowing down when you rounded the corner, out of the girls view.

“you know i was joking, right.” you poked his cheek, to which he swatted your hand away.

“i know you’re joking,” his signature smirk appeared. “after all you wouldn’t throw away the opportunity to date the guy you’ve been crushing on for as long as you’ve been here. if i recall, your confession went along the lines of ‘i-“

you slapped your hand over his mouth in embarrassment. leave it to the guy to turn your confession into a weapon against you.

you playfully bickered down the rest of the hall, forgetting all about the girl who had tried to take your place earlier.

IWAIZUMI

“are you sure you’re not only using him to like, get to oikawa or something?”

the first words this girl had spoken to you. you don’t know who she is, or where she came from but she has some nerve coming with such a ridiculous question considering you haven’t formally met before.

“excuse me?”

“you heard me,” her tone was now accusatory. “i’ve seen many girls do iwa dirty because they want oikawa so if that’s the case save yourself an ass beating and leave him alone!”

you don’t know if you have bad memory or what because you don’t know who this girl is and as far as your concerned, neither does your boyfriend.

“i’m sorry, are you a friend of his?” you were more confused than anything.

“i am his and he is mine.”

woah.

you didn’t want to accuse her, but every sign she was showing pointed to a major case of FDS (fan delusion syndrome), a case of the crazies found in fans of the oikawa toru founded by you, maki and mattsun, but you were unaware that this case was also present in your boyfriends own… supporters.

you don’t blame them though because your man is a total hunkkkk. anyways.

right on queue, the door slid open and both of your heads turned to meet hajime’s, and of course he has to show up with a sweaty face, shirt practically clinging to his defined body.

“hajime!” the girl called, running and stopping infront of him. “she’s using you do get to oikawa, break up with her!”

he followed the finger that was pointed to you— confused and lost in the middle of the gym.

“that’s my girlfriend, she doesn’t like him like that.”

the sound of a shattered heart pierced the sudden silence. “w-w-what do you mean girlfriend, she’s after toru i’m sure of it!”

a humorless chuckle sounded from his throat. “trust me, she doesn’t ”

being cautious not to set the girl off, he traversed around her, and straight to you who watched the whole interaction both concerned and amused.

“wowww,” you breathed. “i didn’t know you were also a cause for FDS.”

“what?”

“nothing,” you straightened. “i don’t blame her though. i would go crazy if you walked around looking like that too.”

his face flushed and he turned away. “stop saying things like that…”

you smiled, poking his cheek. “what, i can’t appreciate my boyfriend who’s built like he was carved from the greek gods himself?”

he walked away after pushing your face with his hand, drowning your chuckle.

“c’mon haji, don’t be like that,” you chased after him. “you have to be feeling yourself a little after seeing the affect you have of the seijoh population!”

the girl watched as you made her ‘man’ flush, comment after comment, feeling numb as she watched him get more and more out of his reach.

[educatedsimps]

Can I pls request a boyfriend hc for Mattsun? 🥺🤲 one where it’s longterm like, highschool to waaaay into adulthood type of longterm.

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mastukawa issei x f!reader

a/n: when i tell you i squealed reading this request ✋😭 THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING ANON! AND YES BAE I’M WRITING THIS just a word of warning tho, i’ve never written for mattsun before so i had to do a little research, hope i didn’t mess up his character 🤧 anyway i hope u like this! and thanku for reading :)

cw: i may or may not have gotten carried away, f!reader, timeskip spoilers, established rls, tooth-rotting fluff

how you got together:

probably met him in your first year of high school, and got together after becoming really close friends

you made friends with hanamaki first because you were classmates, then one day he invited you to study together with his friends and that's when he introduced you to mattsun

you realised you shared a lot of classes with mattsun and you just clicked once you started talking

of course, you got acquainted with oikawa and iwaizumi as well

you had a group chat with makki and mattsun, and the latter often texted you after school and after practice

you had similar interests and music tastes and stuff (and of course enjoyed teasing oikawa together)

you and mattsun also started studying together (probably tutored each other in some subjects too)

the both of you started catching feelings as you grew closer and by the time you were halfway through your second year, the two of you had FATTEST crushes on each other bUT NEITHER OF YOU DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT AHJKDHSK i swear it pissed your friends off so much

anyway, makki and oikawa made a bet with mattsun in year 2, in which mattsun would have to confess to you if they didn't make it to nationals that year

iwaizumi told them to cut it out (they didn't listen)

oikawa knew mattsun wouldn't want to jeopardise his friendship with you by confessing, so he used that as an incentive for mattsun to train more LOL oikawa's actually evil

but they lost to shiratorizawa anyway so mattsun had to confess to you

he went to your class during lunch the very next day with a small bouquet of flowers and a note

he wanted to just leave it on your table and leave before anyone saw him, but you just HAD to walk in right at that moment

"what's that?" "...it's for makki" "then why is it on my table, issei?" "...because makki likes to sit at your table" "but makki's not even in this class"

anyway he ended up with the girl of his dreams that day and now he's secretly glad seijoh lost that game lol

you graduated together after dating for 1.5 years, and took a really beautiful grad photo together (he had the absolute biggest smile on his face, even makki had never seen him smile that wide before)

there was one photo with his friends in the background cheering as he bashfully gave you a kiss on your cheek (YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE)

you also had a ton of photos photobombed by oikawa and makki in the background - and a few more taken when iwaizumi was dragging them out of the frame by their ears

dates with him:

he brought you out to dinner for your first date

he listened to oikawa's advice to take you to dinner because "girl's like the classics" and since oikawa was the only one in the team who had had a girlfriend before, mattsun decided that maybe he had a point

iwaizumi reminded him that oikawa got dumped his girlfriend but anyway-

it was a decent, slightly fancy restaurant in the city area and yes, he insisted on paying (he's been spoiling you from the very start)

he also got all dressed up for it - and i mean, suit, pants, flowers and everything

he was blushing the whole time

after that, you guys started going on different types of dates, depending on whether you're more of an extrovert or an introvert

dates include going on picnics, going to the arcade, movies, night markets and festivals, aquarium, museum, etc.

def a ton of home dates too - ordering food and doing skincare together or just cuddling

as broke highschool kids, you probably went to less expensive places, except for the occasional event, eg. after major exams, on you birthdays, your anniversary, after winning a game, etc.

lots of cheap after-school lunch dates though

milestones together:

you were each other's firsts, so you both lowkey didn't know what you were doing but you learned together

probably had your first major argument/conflict/disagreement after about half a year of dating? but you learned to resolve it in a healthy way pretty quickly

if you're not a confrontational person, then mattsun was probably the one who initiated the conversation after the argument

he probably cycled to your house in the evening just to apologise to you and talked things out

he can be a little blunt sometimes so resolving conflicts with him are usually very direct

after that, you slowly learned from each other's habits and signs and rarely get into heated arguments anymore because you know how to resolve conflicts peacefully through ✨communication✨

it was a pretty important milestone when you first met each other's families/parents, which was about a few months after dating

your parents knew you guys were friends first but had never met him until you started dating

he's a pretty nonchalant guy but meeting your parents for the first time was probably one of the most nerve-wracking moments in his life (i think it's a universal experience)

they love him tho

if you have any really young siblings or cousins, they'd probably use him as a free climbing activity

he has an older sister and a younger brother and they absolutely ADORE you

like from the moment issei introduced you to them, they were like "ISSEI WE WANT THIS ONE"

moving in together during or after college

you guys were one of the cutest campus couples like your relationship was the PEAK of all college relationships

like EVERYBODY wanted a relationship like yours and mattsun's

the little things:

he looks like his love language is gift-giving, followed by quality time but that's just my opinion

so you can expect lots of little gifts from him

he also always initiates a lot of dates because he wants to spend time with you

walks you home every chance he gets

ALSO FLOWERS

in high school he'd pick flowers from the school garden and give them to you, he'd either visit your classroom during break or give it to you when he sees you in the hallway or even between classes

probably pissed off the school gardener once for picking too many flowers but they became good friends and now mattsun always gets fresh flowers for you

idk why but this man gives "he'd get you flowers every time he passes by a flower shop bc 'why not'" vibes

mattsun would 100% match outfits with you on a date "just for the aesthetic"

mattsun in a black turtle neck, jacket, a thin silver chain, more flowers, and a fancy restaurant for a date

he'd probably make a spotify playlist for you, either of songs that remind him of you or of songs that are special to both of you

he would carry your bag for you when you go out, even if you insist that it's not heavy, doesn't matter how feminine it is, he'd gladly carry it on one side while holding your hand on the other side

you send tiktoks to each other every day (and by that i mean A LOT of tiktoks) and he watches every single one that you send him and he always replies to them. either with an emoji or a short reply, he just wants you to know he enjoys your tiktoks

will send you every "send this to the prettiest girl you know" tiktok he comes across (which is also very often)

takes candid photos of you when you're not paying attention, probably has one as his lockscreen too

post-timeskip hcs:

you're close to the seijoh 4 and hang out with them almost every time they meet up

and since you're mattsun's +1 who's been around them since high school, you're invested in the other guys' love lives too

sometimes you and mattsun try to set them up with people for your own entertainment to help them out a lil

you and mattsun are like a package deal, if you're invited to something, he's coming with and vice versa

you and mattsun would probably ditch an event together once you're tired or sick of it

you probably saved all the dried petals from all the flowers he's given to you over the years and got your wedding guests to throw them as you walked down the aisle together (you saw someone do this on tiktok and when you told him after the ceremony he actually cried)

if you guys own a car, you would probably take turns driving the car every day and drop off / pick up the other from work

if you don't then you'd meet at a bus or train station nearby and head home together every day

the two of you would 100% take naps on the bus or train together with earphones in

since he works in a funeral home, i feel like he'd have tons of flowers at his workplace, so sometimes he'll take a few home for you

either that or he knows the best flower shops in town and he'll often pick up a bouquet on the way home

also tells you stories from his work

a/n: ok i'm out of brain juice for this one but i hope you liked it! i hope i didn't write him too ooc too 😭

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[alicesfracturedmirror]

cate hi!! happy halloween!! 🍫🎃🍬 WHO will you be taking around with you tonight for spooky festivities and will they be matching your incredible outfit or will the two of you be dressing up as something else?

HELLO DARLING!

In the real, I am still fighting my cold so will be snug in bed after work with some soup/mac and cheese (haven't decided) and a spoopy movie to watch.

If I could, I would take any one of my baes (maybe either Iwaizumi or Oikawa) and do festive stuff, do a theme of Friday the 13th together to match (maybe him as Jason and me in my cute Jason jersey). Also would totally drag you and the gang together to come with <3

[tetskuro]

omg hiiiii i wanted to do a haikyuu matchup 🪻

- she/her pronouns

- romantic matchup

- male pairing

- my MBTI is INTP! i’m quiet and pretty introverted until you get to know me. once we’re friends, i’m really talkative and loud😅 i’m also very protective of my friends and love a little aggressively—i’m a tough love kind of girl. i tend to be pretty stubborn and headstrong at times too oops

- i love reading and drawing. i also love hiking and traveling (i have so many places on my bucket list)!! i’m currently in school to get my degree in chemistry and plan to eventually get my PhD in medicinal chem. also i love animals

- i look for someone who is pretty ambitious with their life goals. also someone who is slightly more extroverted than me, can make me laugh, and is a little weird (IT’S ENDEARING). and at the same time, i look for someone who knows how to quietly love through his actions :’)

- ideal first date would be any place where we can talk and get to know each other, like at a coffee shop or somewhere low-key. but i’m not too picky

thank u bae hope ur having a wonderful day

your matchup is...

iwaizumi hajime

⭑ a go-getter with big goals, hell he went all the way to california as a college student and later became an athletic trainer for the japan national team

⭑ he's not the most extroverted individual in haikyuu but he can hold a conversation with someone he's not too familiar with and gets along well with other people

⭑ weird sense of humor (see: iwaizumi finding it funny how oikawa shares the same name as a fish)

⭑ despite his seemingly intimidating and rough exterior, he's just a big DORK

⭑ as for the first date, i think iwaizumi would be stressed about choosing where to go bc he'd want it to be perfect

⭑ but you could sense his nervousness and assure him that you didn't mind where you guys went as long as you could spend time with him

⭑ iwaizumi's love language is first and foremost acts of service

⭑ he'd have your usual coffee order memorized and would always remember to get it for you

⭑ he notices that you're tired? say no more, he's already ushering you to sit down and get some rest while he brings you a blanket and a warm drink

⭑ makes sure to remind you to take care of yourself and that your health comes first over anything else

⭑ i think iwaizumi would really enjoy hiking trips

⭑ the night before you guys go hiking, you'd see him packing his backpack excitedly and talking about the different trails you could walk along

⭑ the two of you would have a shared list of dream cities and countries that you'd wanna travel to

⭑ i definitely see iwaizumi as being a dog person and he'd especially love big dogs

⭑ iwaizumi often shows his affection through tough love as well so i feel like the two of you would understand each other in that sense

⭑ he's a straightforward and honest guy so any miscommunication between you both would be rare

⭑ iwaizumi would find your drawings so cool and think you're incredibly talented

⭑ if you ever drew him, he'd be so flattered and embarrassed at the same time IT'S CUTE

⭑ you'd show him your sketchbook and he'd be like "is that me??" and his ears and neck would go all red

⭑ he'd also listen to you yap about a book you're currently reading

⭑ although i don't see him as much of a reader, he'd ask questions and get invested in the plot that you've described to him

your matchup runner-up is osamu miya

[mollyrolls]

hey cupid! ☆ iwaizumi h. x reader

8. war is over (?)

warnings: language, mention of vomit, suggestive jokes, bokuaka are being disgustingly cute, threatening jokes, lmk what i miss

an: eggy made a playlist!! its so good go listen to it. also the guys are kinda corny in this one but i think its CHARMING. OKAY? I DONT WANNA HEAR IT.

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fun(ish) facts!

☆ the night yn had that big fight w/ kenma, she had to go calm down with akaashi for hours. she managed to not tell the details abt why she was so mad, but talking made it a bit better

☆ they all had a big discussion that night and things were resolved but not all was forgiven

☆ but theyre chill now.

☆ kenma redemption bc someone said he's catching strays and i felt bad

☆ iwa always knew he was gonna do the bit because he doesn't hate fun, but oikawa was testing him so hard.

☆ iwa and yn are getting sloppyyyy, they've almost blown their cover about how they really feel too many times.

☆ things are falling into place 🙊

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Three episode reviews: Yowamushi Pedal Season 1

Since one of the only sports anime in Winter 2017 season is season 3 of Yowamushi Pedal you (like, in fact, me) might be wondering if it's something to get into. Whelp. Here's my review of the first three episodes of the first season to help you with that.

Sports: Road cycling. Again a sport that I, European chick, actually know and have watched. Hooray!

Basic premise: Onoda is a (frankly adorable) otaku who bikes everywhere to save money. On his first day of high school he meets rich boy/dedicated cyclist Imaizumi, who has some past troubles to get over, and who is mildly confused by Onoda's ability to ride up steep slopes on a shit bike while singing about princesses.

OP impression: Just adding this because I know my type and from the OP I can already tell that I'm probably going to be into tall black haired stoic boy. Also there's a guy that looks like BSD's Lovecraft and he has green and red hair which is like the least natural colour I've ever seen?

First impression from the actual show

Onoda is intense levels of nerdy loser.

Tall black haired cool boy turns out to be the bicycle version of Haikyuu's Kageyama.

The resident girl is very adorable, she even comes with a grumpy best friend.

Onoda is an amazing cyclist because he's a cheap ass.

I see jokes about the rich kid and the poor kid in the immediate future. Like they keep cutting from Onoda's shitty house to Imaizumi's modern, two car garage house. They're really putting it out there that these guys are foils. 

All in all, the first episode is pretty standard fare, though i give them props for the little bit after the credits where they're already warming up the tsun.

(I was right, he's so going to be my fave).

Second impression

Ok so cycling Kageyama is actually kindof a softie. He's a lot less cold and distant than I was expecting, but I was expecting him to be Kageyama, so that's on me.

Imaizumi is just a complete cycling dork: he's arrogant and detached, but also honorable and sympathetic. I honestly can't wait to see him become a blushing mess in the near future.

This second episode went by surprisingly fast and uses the power of bicycle science to make it clear that Onoda is like some kind of cycle prodigy because he's been driving everywhere on the world's most inefficient bike.

Also: Onoda has the saddest friggin motivation in history. Like jeebus someone hug him.

Also also manager girl's older brother is a mechanic voiced by Suwabe and can do no wrong.

Manager girl herself knows more about bikes than anyone I ever met (and I live in a cycling obsessed country). 

Cycle Kageyama has groupies. This is an interesting dynamic to say the least.

Third impression

Imaizumi is bae and also wants to desperately be friends with Onoda, even tho he's way too cool to just come out and say it.

This episode is actually quite sweet, what with the power of friendship and al that.

It introduces protag number three, who has a snaggle tooth which means he's probably quirky and/or impulsive AF. He likes bikes a lot.

As an aside: IwaPeda's school has the ugliest uniforms in the history of sports animes. Who greenlighted that?

Grupetto

So I came into this show knowing only that it is about bikes and has a dude with a freaky tongue (I'm guessing he's an antagonist at some point). And it's pretty cool. If you've watched a fair amount of sports anime, the premise to Yowamushi Pedal feels kinda standard: new kid in high school makes new friends and finds out his true talent, which he gained through some improbable training. Here’s what’s promising:

I like the dynamic between the main two (later three). It's not too confrontational and it's also not sickly sweet (like in Days, for instance).

Imaizumi is a nicer version of 'arrogant cold dude', with some of the rougher edges polished off.

Onoda is one of the most nerdy protagonists I've ever seen and I hope he stays an otaku.

The show goes by pretty fast, which to me is an indication that it's grabbed my interest.

Gayness? Hard to tell. Not picking up massive amounts of gay so far. Though since this is biking, a reasonable amount of butt shots will be expected.

Hotness? Since the art style is rather rough and cartoony, we're not dealing with your traditional anime prettyboys here. The show has more of a comedic, exaggerated feel. Having said that: Imaizumi is bae. Also, it sort of tries to get people's types in. The three third years, for instance, are 'buff dude', 'straight edge dude' and 'long haired dude'. Out of these, the one that reminds me of Lovecraft (his name is Makishima?) looks the most promising. Despite his improbable hair colour. Don't judge me.

Yay or nay?

If you've ever watched a bit of road cycling (like you sorta kinda followed the Tour de France once), the overt explaining of basic principles in the sport gets lame after a while. Because it does lay it on pretty thick. But other than that, this show looks like it'll be a lot of fun. It would be interesting to see how these characters evolve. Like if we ever see Onoda break out of his 'omg is he being nice to me wtf' shell, or how Imaizumi deals with past failures. And, not gonna lie, I wanna see what the third years are like, because four episodes in (I cheated, sue me) they're still not actually in a frigging cycling club.

[haikyuudoods]

Don’t test the Bae. 

Mean Iwa-chan. MEAN

get rekt tooru

[suguruverse]

hi! idk if it’s being requested already or in the works but could i request being best friends with mattsun and makki?

— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MATTSUN AND MAKKI

authors note - hey yall.. long time no see. don’t expect me to come back yall i just wanted to clear my drafts a lil bit since this has been sitting in the drafts for like a year 🫣🫣

fem!reader

- lemme tell you this friendship hands down definitely has the most platonic flirting EVER

- AND THEY'RE SO BAD WITH IT AS WELL

- they unironically call you mamas or bae/baby girl

- but they are the best to have at parties and shit OH MY GOD

- they can tell with one look if you're uncomfortable and will be by your side immediately

- unlike the others, they actually encourage you to talk to other people

- but that doesn't mean that they won't wear terrible disguises while following you on dates

- you can bet your ass that they will throw it back on you every chance they get and they expect for you to catch it EVERYTIME

- they LIVE for making you flustered and purposefully try to make to mad

- they say stuff like "ohh you wanna kiss me so bad" or "oh yeah" bc yk hot boy shit

- nah bc you and mattsun definitely used to hate each other before makki locked you guys in a room together to talk things out and it resulted in you both HYSTERICALLY crying and hugging each other

- you guys have done the thing where you guys go out super dressed up and go to mcdonalds or something

- these stupid bitches pull your bra straps and let go when it snaps you, they think they’re so funny

- they also have no boundaries with you whatsoever for example they will walk into the bathroom while you’re showering and have a full blown conversation with you or walk in while you’re literally on the toilet

- they also say stuff like ‘how often do you shave your pubes?’ or ‘can you check if i have an ingrown hair on my ass’

- sometimes they purposefully dress down so you look extra sexy

- when olivia rodrigo's album came out, you guys all went to makki's place and definitely cried in each others arms

- for some reason they love commenting weird things under your posts like "let me be your best friends to lovers trope" "ur so hot pls be my sugar mommy" "i would hide a body for you" or "i've told my therapist about your ass"

- mattsun's bio on his twitter and instagram is literally "property of y/n"

- makki's bio is "y/n's sugar babie <3"

- PLS YOU ALL THIRST OVER IWAIZUMI TOGETHER AND HE'S SO SICK OF YALL

- also mattsun has a milf of a mother and she's the only reason you and makki come over

- MATTSUN SWEARS UNDERNEATH HIS BREATH AND IT'S SO HOT AHHH

- he also has intense road rage and it's hilarious bc he's the designated driver

- WHENEVER YOU GUYS FACETIME, THEY MAKE IT THEIR DUTY TO TAKE THE UGLIEST SCREENSHOTS OF YOU AND THEY THREATEN TO SEND IT TO IWAIZUMI WHENEVER YOU PISS THEM OFF BC THEY KNOW ABOUT YOUR FAT CRUSH ON HIM <//3

- okay so i feel like makki has obsessions with the most random anime characters and cries over them weekly

- HE IS AN UGLY CRIER AS WELL DO YOU FEEL SO BAD WHENEVER YOU LAUGH AT HIM CRYING

- they love going on wattpad and reading cringey smut stories and depending on how bored they are, they would have competitions on how well they can write their own

- on your birthday, makki sent you a link and it was a you x iwaizumi fanfic

- they love leaning on u for some reason???

- y’all definitely go to playgrounds at like 3 am just because and then just watch makki fly off the swings

- they very much have a ‘what’s yours is mine’ mentality like you cannot eat or own something without them taking it

- they unintentionally yet intentionally grab ur boobs </3 i’m sorry

[tetsunova]

Coming out to them

a/n: happy gay month baes🏳️‍🌈 first one after being back woo

fandom: haikyuu + jjk

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So supportive. They want to know everything, and I mean everything about you. How you first knew, how you came out to others or if they were the first one. They’ll squeal with joy if they were the first one to know and be so proud about it once you were fully out. Not one person wouldn’t know that their s/o told them first. “I was first HA”- their words exactly.

oikawa, atsumu, lev, gojo, nobara

He’d be so proud of you. Would also tell you how the fact that you trust him enough to tell him made his heart flutter. He’d go and buy you cute pride pins and stickers and would happily go to pride parades with you as an ally. Just tries to be the best boyfriend for you. He’s just glad you’re being yourself around him.  

kenma, osamu, kageyama, bokuto, ushijima, megumi, yamaguchi

Tell you they’d be here for you no matter what anyone says. They’re willing to do anything (and I mean anything) for you. Even go as far as shitting on people who dare try to sneak in a hate comment on your posts. They won’t leave a single person and your comment section is basically a battle field now. Asks you to block them but if not they’ll happily steal your phone and do it for you.

suna, hinata, matsukawa, tendou, yuji, maki, tsukki, semi

He’s the kind to gift you a big flag for your wall and tell you he would pamper you in love and make sure you feel that way throughout and says he’s going to be there for you if you feel differently about yourself and the people you love and you’d both figure it out along the way, together.

kuroo, sugawara, iwaizumi, akaashi, okkotsu, tendou, kita

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[meowdarame]

If iwaizumi EVER posted me to Cupid’s chokehold I would literally pass away

AHHHH you just gave me an idea for some headcanons, thank you anon-bae <3 (n e wayz…)

Songs Haikyuu Boys Post You On Their Instagram Stories To

oikawa & tú by maye

specifically 0:48 to 1:04!! just like a cute picture of you two at the beach with the sunset in the background!! or a beach picnic he planned and prepared for your anniversary he’s so sweet i’m crying

iwaizumi & cupid’s chokehold by gym class heroes

from 0:58 to 1:10!! some like fun selfie you two took while on a night out in town :,) his strong hand is cupping your face as he presses a kiss to your cheek, the sweet moment frozen in time in that photo <3

sugawara & easy by mac ayres

from 1:22 to 1:42! and a random photo he took of you while on a coffee & study date, or a photo of you cooking breakfast in his oversized t-shirt. just anything domestic tbh!!

suna & get you by daniel caesar

from 1:35 to 1:49! AHHH suna the simp™️ but of COURSE he has to choose such a sexual line. everyone already knows how in love he is with you, but they also need to know how lucky he is ;)

ushijima & give you blue by allen stone

from 1:50 to 2:00!! omgomgomg this is his song. no question. it’s just so lovely :,) but he’ll def post a photo of you all dressed up on a date in a fancy restaurant he took you to! a cute little candlelight dinner with some fancy wine and good food! you lucky bitch LOL

tendou & falling by chase atlantic

you already know i had to match the loml with my top artist. anyways! he posts a cute picture of you two mobbing around town past midnight; maybe he’s pushing you in a shopping cart or you’re holding hands while skateboarding down an empty street. the epitome of pinterest couple aesthetics tbh.

bokuto & still into you by paramore

from 0:38 to 0:51!! BIG BABY LOVES YOU SO MUCH AHHH!!! definitely posts this on your 3 year anniversary with a collage of his favorite mems of you two— your first date, you cheering for him at his games, you napping on his chest after a long day at work. relationship goals af.

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[monkeydlesbian]

# MY FAVORITE HAIKYUU BOYS LAYING IN BETWEEN THE THIGHS.

includes: kuroo, yaku, fukunaga, bokuto, oikawa, iwaizumi, matsukawa, and hanamaki

warnings: a little bit suggestive?? honestly this is literally just a fucking crack post! it’s fluffy too doe 😌

a/n: oh to have a pretty boy between my thighs..... lmk if you guys want more of these this was fun 🥺

tetsurou kuroo ➔ loves to lay between the thighs!!! he can and will lay face up or face down. if he’s laying face up, he will have your legs thrown over his shoulders and onto his chest, sometimes he’ll even mess with you and act like your thighs are choking him out. LOVES to give your thighs a little chomp when he’s laying face down just to see you jump and get distracted if you’re doing something important. (clown. i hate him) if he’s giving you kisses it’s because he wants to do More than just laying there.

morisuke yaku ➔ lays between the thighs when he’s feeling a little stressed or just worn out. he squeezes them against his face and wears them like earmuffs to block out literally every sound in the apartment. gives your thighs little kisses before he falls asleep and tbh he’ll probably cuddle with your thighs as he’s conked out. sleeps like a mf BABY laying in between your thighs, you’re just so warm bae!!!! also PLEASE play with his hair while he’s in between your thighs.

shouhei fukunaga ➔ he is in pure dreamland laying in between the thighs, so fucking blissed out my man. he’s grinning like a goddamn idiot the whole time??? PLEASE. he’s SO obnoxious with the loud ass raspberries he blows on your thighs but it’s because he loves to hear your giggles. also will pinch your thighs if he wants you to pay attention to him. will take selfies with your thighs wrapped around his head but he just has a straight face and the camera angle is like that of a facebook mom (clown. i hate him) not really one to fall asleep and stay asleep between the thighs, but if you’re spending the day together it’s definitely where he wants to be and will probably take a little nap if given the opportunity.

koutarou bokuto ➔ homie LIVES between the thighs, it’s his favorite place to be in the world. another one to sleep like a mf baby between your thighs, and he will literally say goodnight to you and then sleep between your thighs for the whole night. when he’s just chilling, he LOVES to play bongos on the thighs, giving you little love taps here and there. literally giggles when he makes them jiggle PLEASE. will also bite and kiss your thighs and if he’s in a particular mood he WILL be leaving some marks. insatiable man.

tooru oikawa ➔ he whines whenever you’re doing something important and can’t lay between the thighs, annoying ass!!! but once he finally gets there it takes him about three minutes tops before he’s KO’d. will love it if you fiddle with his hair when he’s laying between your thighs. another one to wear the thighs like earmuffs. he’s so cute when he’s face down because one of his cheeks is squished on your thighs and he looks so peaceful.

hajime iwaizumi ➔ don’t let his grumpy pout fool you, he absolutely adores laying in between the thighs. he’s a bit shy about doing it so he won’t be as bold as the other boys, but when he’s tired he’s immediately plopping on the bed between your thighs and burying his face in them. will actually groan if you scratch his scalp or rub his shoulders. not one to mess with you as he lays between the thighs but he will give you little love taps and little kisses!!! (precious)

issei matsukawa ➔ LOVES laying between the thighs, especially since he’s such a thigh man in the first place. straight up asks to lay in between your thighs. loves to mess with you by taking selfies with your thighs wrapped around his head as he sticks his tongue out like a goddamn asshole (clown. i hate him; he sets it as his lockscreen) also loves to blow raspberries on your thighs to hear you laugh. him laying in between your thighs will most likely turn into something else solely because he’s always giving you The Eyes after kissing your thighs. another insatiable man.

takahiro hanamaki ➔ a goddamn simp for the thighs! he genuinely can’t help himself as he plops himself in between your thighs and wraps his arms around them. he’ll take pics like matsukawa and ones where his cheek is on your thigh but he’ll actually post them (CLOWN. I HATE HIM) another one that plays bongos on your thighs and loves it when they jiggle. he’s the only one that will genuinely slap them or give them a little spank to get you to yelp (I HATE HIM) will probably take a little nap while he’s down there just chilling. probably won’t turn into something else unless he makes his intentions Known.

[elysianslove]

ay yo? lmao haiiiii any chance we can get some haikyuu boys and nicknames they'd call their s/o? a lil deprived of kageyama, so if possible can you pls include him?? i hope you're doing well :)

omg wait i remember seeing this in my inbox and planning on answering it but i ,,, i forgot :( im sorry :( but here it is lovely <3 

HAIKYUU BOYS AND NICKNAMES 

ANGEL ! — 

akaashi; out of all his nicknames for you, this is his favorite!! he just thinks it’s very fitting for you, because you’re nothing short of ethereal for him. loves to say it when he’s first greeting you or as he kisses you gn or!!! when he says thank you :) 

osamu; it slips sometimes with him!! not his go-to but it’s very familiar on his tongue when it comes to you, and that’s very endearing :,) just slips casually when he’s asking you a question like, “angel, do we need milk?”  

daichi; omg he usually adds to it and it ends up being some cheesy stuff like “angel-face” and it makes you all flustered because wtf man :( and he always says it while laughing teasingly too ugh :( 

suna; suna has the cheesiest nicknames for you and you cannot convince me otherwise, and you can never tell if it’s genuine or ironic but,,, it doesn’t matter. he sounds so sweet calling you “angel” so whatever :) 

aran; this man. this man. he says it cause he knows it has you weak. he says it so lovingly, so sweetly, so casually, so suave and relaxed and his voice is so smooth and deep. who wouldn’t be swooning over him??? 

aone; AONE AONE PLS AONE PLEASE. he’d just think it’s such a sweet and kind and soft nickname and he likes the way it sounds when it’s whispered and he thinks nothing is more perfect than nicknaming you angel and he says it all the time like “ok, angel,” and “see you tomorrow, angel,” and, “love you, angel,” and it’s so quiet but so sweet hwbwjsjd 

oikawa; he’s about to be in 90% of these cause he’ll be calling you anything but your name. is it because he wants to be annoying and to get on your nerves? or is it because he genuinely means it? the world will never know. you’re not even sure he himself does. 

DOLL ! — 

matsukawa; are you kidding me this is his. it’s HIS. he sounds so hot saying it and he looks so hot saying it and he’s so charming and it’s so like easy on his tongue. and he has a slight drawl to it too and he always says it with this aura of relaxation and ease it’s so hot. he just. he loves it. he loves you. you love it. the world is a better place. 

atsumu; he thinks he’s way cooler than he is when he says it. you suppose he is pretty hot when he calls you doll but you’re not gonna tell him that!!! it’s not his go-to but you can catch it slipping off his tongue every once in a while. 

kuroo; yesyesyes he loves it. only ever says it when he’s so up close and personal with you like cups your cheeks and hovers his lips against yours like, “heya, doll,” and he’s just so handsome. ugh. 

kageyama; at the start of your relationship, kageyama called you by your name and nothing else!! but then he had like this talk w someone and they asked him what he calls you and he realized like,,, am i supposed to be doing it differently??? spent so long just searching up “cute nicknames for my s/o” and then he found “doll” and was like ok. i’ll try. and he tried!! and it stuck!! plus timeskip kags calling you doll??? that’s so hot bye

oikawa; this might be the only sincere nickname he has for you cause everything else is either to provoke you or to be cringy and annoying. and i’m sure you prefer doll over sweet cheeks and pumpkin pie and cinnamon whatever like you hungry tōru?? anyways he loves loves loves calling you doll cause he thinks it’s such a ? smooth and serene nickname? and his voice always gets deeper and quiet when he says it so!!!! 

SUNSHINE ! — 

hinata; please he is all the sunshine, but he always claims that you’re the true sun in his life. idk hinata would be so lame yet so cute like that :( and he always says it with such a big grin he’s so cute pls :( 

tendō; he’s so cute he’s so cute he’s so cute !!!!! your contact name is “my sunshine” definitely definitely definitely. he is literally in love with you and wants the whole world to know it. he loves screaming it out for everyone to hear but also absolutely adores like hugging you from behind and whispering in your ear as he kisses your cheek, “hey, sunshine.” :(((((

kenma; kenma doesn’t wanna think too hard on the whole nicknames thing but he also does kind of sort of really wants to call you something special and the first thing that pops in his head is sunshine. first time he used it you were Shocked but he was acting nonchalant about it (read: freaking out on the inside) and you were like “ok guess im sunshine now.” and you are his sunshine to this day. 

BABY/BABE ! — 

atsumu; it’s easy and it’s endearing!! he personally loves being called babe but he loves hugging you close to him after a long day and just sighing, “hey, baby,” like. he loves it okay. he thinks it’s perfect cause it fits and cause it’s like kinda traditional yk!! 

bokuto; he loves calling you baby cause he just cannot fathom that you’re his like he loves to always say it!!! and he loves how casual it is too like he can just call you that?? that’s so cool?? 

iwaizumi; again with the traditional but endearing and fitting. he doesn’t have to think too hard on it, but also it still means something and is more than just your name or a shorter version of it. also he sounds so hot calling you baby or babe idk i just know it. 

hanamaki; king of “babe! babe :( babeeee! babee. babe come on! babe! baby :(” you’re 99% sure he’s just provoking you at this point. like say babe one more time. but he actually loves resorting to baby, especially when you’re upset and he wants to be as endearing and kind as he can to you. 

daichi; very traditional too tbh. honestly when you two first started dating it was all he could think of saying without feeling awkward or feeling like he was trying too hard. later on when he started to feel more comfortable and more secure he got more creative. 

nishinoya; he has been waiting for this moment his whole life. the moment he can actually call someone his baby or babe. it’s his favorite and possibly only nickname (aside calling you pretty or gorgeous or handsome) and it will always be. 

MY LOVE ! —

akaashi; definitely definitely definitely calls you “my love” like i am 100% sure of this. akaashi is just so. he’s just so romantic but it’s also so unintentional? he says it because it feels natural and it feels right like you are his love after all, aren’t you? 

sakusa; he’s not one for elaborate nicknames honestly, and he feels like “my love” is the right balance of sweet, kind, fitting, and subtle and serene. it’s not doing too much but it’s also doing more than enough yk? also people that look like they would wear a trench coat/blazer and a turtleneck beneath also look like they would use the term “my love” hence sakusa and akaashi. 

tendō; i am telling you guys he is a simp. the loveliest simp ever. he says it so sweetly too like it genuinely makes your tummy twist and heart backflip when you hear him say it cause you can hear how genuine he is in his words oh my god. 

kita; he just !!! he is just husband material okay!!! he is so endearing and he says it in the softest most genuine voice ever and it’s literally his go to because yes you are his love you’re his entire world!!! he loves you!! he wants you to know it every time he calls out to you!! 

BUNNY/PUPPY ! —

bokuto; ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HE LOVES IT. he. loves it. he just finds it so cute and like. he loves the way he associates it with you now. prefers puppy over bunny but like. he loves both. he adores both. 

matsukawa; calls you bunny all the time. not more than doll, but it’s definitely so common. he won’t use it around others not because it’s embarrassing but more because he kinda wants it to be just a thing between the two of you, honestly. 

kenma; IT SLIPPED ONCE AND HE WAS LIKE. A DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS. he calls you bunny!! sometimes, not always. when he wants something from you mostly. “pass me the water.” “no.” “bunny please :(” it works like magic every time. 

oikawa; oh my god can you imagine??? he loves it so much because one, he thinks it’s such a cute nickname props to whoever decided let’s use pets as literal pet names, but also two, he thinks nothing describes you or fits you better. you are just his bunny :( his puppy :( he loves you :( 

kageyama; timeskip kageyama calls you puppy. i have nothing more to say.

hinata; timeskip hinata calls you puppy. again, i shall say no more. 

suna; hello !!! he loves to call you bunny and/or puppy. the feel of satisfaction he gets when he calls you that like ,,, he feels like you’re properly his yk? yk.

KITTEN ! — 

kuroo; this one is for him and only him. 

LOVELY ! — (maybe sweetheart too) 

osamu; is there anything more beautiful than a tired osamu snuggling up to yoi and with a deep gravely voice saying, “missed you, lovely,” ? no there is not. it’s his favorite nickname for you, and he uses it all the time!! kisses your forehead as he leaves and tells you, “have a good day, lovely,” and comes back home and says, “hiya, lovely,” and tilts his head when you wanna talk to him about something like, “what’s up lovely?” cause you are his lovely, you’re his loveliest. 

sugawara; i have no other explanation other than i can picture it perfectly. he thinks it’s the best choice of a pet name he’s ever chosen and thought of. and he loves the smile on your face whenever he says it, he thinks it’s the sweetest thing ever <3 

BAE ! —

hanamaki; is it a joke? is it not? both. 

okay im sure i missed so many boys but i can’t think of any rn bc it’s like. hella late :( but i wanted to put something out for you guys!! point is, if i didnt mention a boy and you want to know, send me an ask!! and if i didn’t mention a nickname and you want to know that too? send me an ask well!! ill be happy to answer it <3 

love u all mwah <3 

[izukult]

Hello, can i request what types of scents the haikyuu boys would like/be attracted to on a girl? (Coconutty, citrusy, floral etc.)

THIS. T H I S. BAE YOUR MIND🤲🤲

hq boys & what kinda smells they like

characters: hinata, kageyama, oikawa, sugawara, yamaguchi, bokuto, akaashi, iwaizumi, matsukawa, kenma, kuroo, atsumu, lev

hinata shoyo

floral. this man is a simpleton. he thinks any kind of flowery perfume or soap is to die for. “you smell like a garden!” okay, hinata. definitely makes a very disgusting, very cheesy “if you were a flower i’d pick you first” joke.

kageyama tobio

tropical. i’m sorry but listen. LISTEN. he loves the coconut smells, he loves the ocean smells, he loves the tropic fruit medleys? how could he not? he’s a hungry motherfucker you pull up smelling like bananas and pineapple he will inherently want you.

oikawa toru

fruity. lol couldn’t help myself with that joke. while oikawa absolutely loves warm & full perfumes, he’s a sucker for fruit smells. it’s just cute! and yummy! and nice! feels comforting, welcoming, especially if you mix it with something else (blackberry & vanilla, peach & jasmine, etc)!

sugawara koushi

seasonal. i live by this. i will die by this. yes, he wants you to wear white pumpkin and chai while you get ready for halloween, yes he loves twisted peppermint while you decorate for christmas. oh? it’s spring? and you’re wearing floral perfume? well, isnt that just ironic. you’re wearing ocean breeze during summer break? it only makes sense.

yamaguchi tadashi

lavender vanilla. this one is pretty specific, but i think he would absolutely lose it over this. in a more generalized sense, i think he likes really warm scents over cooler fragrances but lavender vanilla is his achilles heel.

bokuto kotaro

rose water and/or coconut. something about it feels so calming to him? it’s a perfect mix of like natural & girly and it tugs at his heart

akaashi keiji

japenese cherry blossom. another specific one and i can’t really explain it but it just feels right.

iwaizumi hajime

warm vanilla sugar. a sucker for the classics. he has just always always loved this smell. associates it with being pretty? he doesn’t know why. it just feels comfy for him!!

matsukawa issei

hemp lotion. okay, this isn’t perfume or anything but i have this one specific lotion “hempz” and it smells so good and i guarantee this man would be in love with it. it’s my fav lotion ever 10/10 recommended

kenma kozume

citrus. he’s also a big fan of cranberry things, keep that in mind. there’s this perfume i own called “champagne toast” from bath & body works and i think he’d like it. definitely likes grapefruit and orange

kuroo tetsuro

“neutral” kitchen smells? cucumber melon, avocado, honeydew, apple, etc. it’s so nice to him? it’s like an off brand natural, but in a hot way. he loves v05 shampoo and conditioner absolutely.

miya atsumu

nature vibes. what can you expect from stupid country boy. loves lavender and honey, juniper breeze, wild honeysuckle, amber, other things. very honorable mention for sweat pea. he LOVES it. literally is obsessed with it.

lev haiba

“spicy” smells. ok so he absolutely loves cinnamon apple or carrot cake to be fair, i think he would be kind of a sweet tooth. but like? he does just like cinnamon / cinnamon and vanilla but please go light with it because that shit is so strong goddamn

as honorable mention(s), here’s my wife ( @chubbybunny111 ) being absolutely no help

and my 🤢 friend ( @rat-bastar ) also being no help

[ushijimaalwaystops]

Ships reactions to "what if you guys switched"

Aoba johsai

Matsuhana

Matsukawa and Hanamaki squinting their eyes a thinking on it.

Hanamaki: I mean..

Matsukawa: We could ig *shrug*

Hanamaki: but like idfk

IWAOI

Oikawa: iwa

Iwaizumi: :). We both know you're submissive ass doesn't have the stamina and will power to try to come even close to surpassing me lmao

Oikawa: i-

Iwaizumi: you also like being fucked too much, and me being in lesser power is fucking bad so no

Oikawa: you do fuck me the best so i ain't complaining

Kyouhaba

Kyoutani: huh

Yahaba: kwhrfkjwrh what

Kyoutani: yeah no lol

Karasuno

kagehina

Kageyama: hes too small and hard pass

Daisuga

Suga: why would i want that

daichi: yeah

Tsukkiyama

Tsukki: Yams topping? please, he cant even find his way through a paper bag

Yams: *sniff sniff* you right

Tsukki: bae chile, i dont mean it mean it. you are intelligent but you cant top.

Neckoma

Kuroken

Kuroo: BAHAHAH no, why tf

Kenma: peridot

Levyaku

Lev: huh

Yaku: i get to be power bottom and thats enough

Bokuaka

Bokuto: sheeeesh, nah fam

Akashi: yeah no

Shiratorizawa

Ushiten

Ushijima: That's a joke right? I would never bottom, I respect bottoms and subs but I don't understand why they like being in a lesser place of power or being controlled

Tendou: funny right, i could never top and im fr. my twink ass likes being ruined.

Ushijima: I love owning my bitch, seeing him cry and beg too much.

Tendou: omfg, daddy please 🥵😳😫🙏

Semishira

Semi: we kinda do that already lol

Sakuatsu

Atsumu: c'mon omi, pleaseeee

Sakusa: no

Atsumu: you might like it

Sakusa: not as much as you like being degraded bitch

Atsumu: *brain malfunction*