#hysterical rambles

[alicesfracturedmirror]

cate hi!! happy halloween!! 🍫🎃🍬 WHO will you be taking around with you tonight for spooky festivities and will they be matching your incredible outfit or will the two of you be dressing up as something else?

HELLO DARLING!

In the real, I am still fighting my cold so will be snug in bed after work with some soup/mac and cheese (haven't decided) and a spoopy movie to watch.

If I could, I would take any one of my baes (maybe either Iwaizumi or Oikawa) and do festive stuff, do a theme of Friday the 13th together to match (maybe him as Jason and me in my cute Jason jersey). Also would totally drag you and the gang together to come with <3

[alicesfracturedmirror]

@amuus-bouche I ADORE YOU VERY MUCH!

Along with @cheesypuffkins87 @mangostarjam @captain-hawks y'all have been so much fun to rant to ideas about and share blorbos and just be silly little friends together

<3

i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

This is so random but I'm genuinely curious how Barnaby and Howdy from the welcome home mob AU would look in your style, since you usually draw them so silly and sweet

I Have Literally Been Waiting For An Excuse-

[alicesfracturedmirror]

BARK BARK BARK LIKE YOU WANT IT

WOOF WOOF WOOOF 🐶🐶🐶

[pansy-picnics]

something that always catches me off guard when i read post canon varigo fics is how little they’ll mention nuru and yong if at all. Like i don’t even expect them to be present in the story but i think people just don’t realize how much hugo and varian would actually talk about them

When you’re traveling with teenagers even just a few years younger than you for as long as they were those are just your kids now. Like by default. Nuru and yong come up in casual conversation between varigo genuinely every day. i think sometimes they’re the only thing they talk about.

Literally them. To me

[unitedstates0fdakota]

Reddit gets a lot of shit (and rightfully so) but going on the disco elysium subreddit and looking at HarryKim stuff has been the funniest shit like

Oh and this fuckin post

Shoutout to the Reddit HarryKim truthers love u guys

[alicesfracturedmirror]

YOU bring me much joy!!! 💜🌻

And also knowledge. I’ve been giggling the whole afternoon over the noel noa revelation 😂

I LOVE YOU MORE <3333333

Shhhhhhhhhhhh leave me be, I apparently like them weird/intense (also my fifth white-haired man I simp, I think I am getting a type). I cover your face with my hands lovingly so you don't proclaim my shame louder.

[alicesfracturedmirror]

*melts into the floor, making Jello noises as I fade away*

While he was named at 10, he is certainly not in tenth place, not that man. Me and swordsmen are like peanut butter and jelly.

*fans self*

[smilesrobotlover]

My favorite thing about the Nimona stories is that in the comic, Ballister is this edgy serious man who has a soft spot and Ambrosius is this pretty boy twink but in the movie, Ballister is the most baby girl ever and Ambrosius is a giga chad

[kindaorangey]

"are you asking me or making me?" is soooooo interesting to me because i think armand only asks it when he can't gauge whether he's letting louis down. it's barely even sexual - it's a hail mary. it's a show of trust, indirectly admitting that he wants to do something other than what louis expects of him, but that he's willing to obey louis anyway, for the sake of their relationship. it's sort of heartbreaking watching them at the sacré-cœur, because if louis had said "i'm making you" armand would've done it in a heartbeat. he would've taken it as a show of committment on louis' part, and he wouldn't have betrayed him. but louis takes the question just as an expression of disagreement, and so he doesn't play the game. ironically, he respects armand's independence too much to make him turn madeleine if he doesn't want to. and so armand isn't convinced of louis' commitment to him, and he betrays him.

and by the time we see them in san fransisco, louis knows what the question means now, and answers "no, arun, i'm not asking" without question. and armand accepts it without complaint, even as it pains him. companionship really is the most important thing in the world to armand, just like it is for lestat, and he's willing to do any number of horrible things to louis and himself just to keep him as a companion, just like lestat. louis' biggest mistake is not realising how to use that to his advantage sooner.

edit: HELP people are reblogging this again. i misremembered the context of the scene - louis is asking armand to witness the turning, not do it himself. still, if armand had gone along to witness, that would have 100% been taken as implicit permission for louis to turn madeleine (thereby adhering to the first of the great laws) and, in essence, "agreeing" with her turning where before he ordered claudia to drive madeleine out of town. this hypocrisy, and the further bending of the rules for louis' sake (he's given permission to turn a mortal despite neither of them being in the coven), would have been seen by the coven as betrayal. armand knows this; he doesn't think madeleiene should be turned for these reasons; that's why he asks, "are you asking me or making me?"

still. if louis had said "i'm making you" i think armand would've gone along to witness, implicitly giving his permissing for madeleine to be turned and functionally changing his allegiance from the coven to louis once and for all. so the core point of the post still stands.

[neolxzr]

OK so heres some of my favorite things that were talked about during the enter the florpus commentary thing yesterday:

one of jhonen's favorite things in the whole movie is the writing in zim's kitchen that says "do anything is real?"

they clarified specifically that gir was not lying and he did in fact eat a baby at the crazy taco

gir smells REALLY bad. theres like rotting organic matter in his body at all times. he stinks

zim's human suit is made out of actual human skin

zim is acting drunk on nacho cheese during that scene in his house because richard horvitz recorded it while drunk

they planned to have this whole thing with tak's ship only agreeing to go to moo-ping 10 because it knows tak is there. they wouldve shown her in silhouette during that brief explosion and she wouldve stowed away on the ship without anyone knowing and then wouldve shown up towards the end of the movie, but they decided to cut it out

zim did not need to frame membrane for a crime in order to get him into space prison and likely just tossed the guards like 5 bucks for it. its a shady place. they did specify though that if he did frame him for something, it would have been jaywalking

they pointed out during that scene where zim is celebrating peace day on dib's lawn that zim's reaction to seeing dib was very much genuine and that's just how his brain works. he is genuinely surprised to see him pop out of his own house. (they also described his reaction as like "being surprised to see your best friend")

the ham joke was ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL to the film and at some point jhonen remembered it and was like GUYS. WE ALMOST FORGOT THE HAM

there was supposed to be this joke where it cuts to and from gaz and dib in tak's ship and they would've had to stop at like a warp station or something and theyd be waiting in a long queue of spaceships and the radio is broken in the ship so theyre stuck listening to that one song. then itd cut to them like totally braindead drooling from listening to it for so long. and then a little later itd cut back a FINAL time and theyd know all of the words and both be singing along to it. but this was also cut out so only the last bit remained

when asked "who would win: minimoose or mrs. bitters?" the answer was along the lines of "neither, i think all of us lose in that scenario"

the tallest are just two dudes who happen to be the same height and therefore have to share the same job. they are not brothers and they are also not gay lovers ("as much as you want them to be, they are not. there is no love in this universe")

skooge is in fact alive and lives in zim's basement. they wanted to keep the number of "hey remember this thing from the tv show!" moments to a minimum so he was not mentioned in the movie. but he is there

[foldingfittedsheets]

So neither my wife or I have been sleeping well and their mother in law is visiting. She’s been hacking and coughing since she arrived setting off all my panic alarms about getting sick. We’ve gotten two negative covid tests but over the counter drugs aren’t able to tackle her cough.

It’s hard to tell what’s paranoia, allergies, poor sleep, or real illness but I’ve been feeling worse and worse over the last couple days. We have a feast planned at a medieval village on Saturday with several friends and an unventilated room full of people.

She’s staunchly resisting the idea of going to the doctor, insisting this is allergies even after admitting she’s never had allergies like this. The more medical questions we ask the more she digs her heels in. She finally admitted her nose fluids are not in fact clear.

My wife went to tell her we’re dragging her to a walk in clinic tomorrow to get a clear bill of health before the feast but I feel like she resents how alarmed I am by her illness. She’s not pleased with the plan.

[gremlingirlsmell]

"oh those nasty trannies are trying to make up something to get mad at. transmisogyny is just a buzzword and doesnt mean anything, and actually those transes discussing it think theyre better than anyone else."

just ignore that this is about a video purporting harmful medical misinformation about hrt and saying taking hrt is "medicalizing" your body, in which none transfems were admittedly included (in the video jokingly admitted!) but these are not real problems, of course :)

all i can say is

[skyward-floored]

I still hold that this part from this fic is one of the funniest things I’ve ever written

[alicesfracturedmirror]

Why do you make me suffer so? Alright let's see (In no particular order cause that wasn't asked)....

Shuhei Hisagi (Bleach)

Kensei Murguruma (Bleach)

Bruno Bangnyfe (Burn the Witch)

Soshiro Hoshina (KN8)

Toru Oikawa (HQ!!)

Hajime Iwaizumi (HQ!!)

Atsumu Miya (HQ!!)

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)

Trafalgar D Water Law (OP)

Roronoa Zoro (OP)

@cheesypuffkins87 @amuus-bouche @mangostarjam @c-qcatwrites

I tag you all in this hell with me

10 favourite characters — (started new post to reduce dash space, thx for the tag @justwinginglife!)

levi (aot)

keigo (mha)

jean (aot)

shouto (mha)

megumi (jjk)

kuroo (hq)

osamu (hq)

shin (86)

10. 11. 12. atsumu/kita/iwaizumi/mattsun (hq)

(u will have to take me to court to reduce it from 12 to 10 sry!!!!!! no can do!!)

no pressure tags @cheesypuffkins87 @amuus-bouche @alicesfracturedmirror @mangostarjam and anyone who sees this who wants to join in pls do 🫶🫶🫶🫶