#ive only watched half

[fredandginger64]

Jerry in "Don't Raise The Bridge, Lower The River" 1968.

Not sure I liked this one too much. Jerry just wasn't Jerry.

[stargatebarbie]

It’s my Stargate and I’ll make it pink if I want to

[redstonedust]

wait. jumping back and forth between allies, trying to reassure both he's loyal to them and consequently looking like a traitor to everyone involved? limlife bdubs is 3rd life impulse. time is a flat circle.

[the-deadrobin]

I just realised that Matt Bomer being in the main cast of Fellow Travelers means more people are going to know him and look into his other stuff. Which means that more people are going to start White Collar and maybe, just maybe this fandom can come back to life. Edit: can get more content from fans (mb guys this fandom is very much still alive)

Me to all you Fellow Travelers fans rn:

[littlejazzy]

👻 Spooky Shows For Spooky Littles 👻

The season is changing, and with it, Halloween approaches! Here's a list of shows that are thematically appropriate, viewable for free on Archive.Org or free with ads on Tubi! It's organized kinda sorta from shows for the littlest little to things that might be more appropriate for middles - but don't let that stop you from exploring anything that looks interesting!

Super Monsters (2017) [S1] [S2] [S3] [x] [x] [x] [x]

The children of various monsters learn lessons and how to use their monster powers! (The [x]s are various specials that occur after the main series)

Ruby Gloom (2006)

Staring the titular Ruby Gloom, this is a really cute show about her and her slightly spooky friends!

A Pup Named Scooby Doo (1988)

Adapted for a younger audience, Mystery Inc. is similarly aged down in this extremely cartoony and silly animated series!

Sabrina The Animated Series (1999)

Admittedly, Sabrina is pretty cutesy, but she is a witch, so watch as this fact gets her into hijinks and adventures with her friends and talking cat! (Tubi Mirror)

Tutenstein (2003)

A 10 year old mummy is brought back to life after 3,000 years and has to adjust to modern day! Heavy focus on Egyptology and fairly accurate portrayals of Egyptian deities and myths!

Growing Up Creepie (2006)

Adopted and raised by a family of bugs, Creepie is a girl who's entering middle school and learning how to interact with humans! There's a heavy focus on bugs and fun facts about them!

Bump in the Night (1994)

A stop-motion cartoon, Mr. Bumby is a monster that lives under the bed, who at night has adventures with Squishington (a slime monster who used to live in the toilet tank) and Molly Coddle (a ragdoll)! (Tubi Mirror)

The Addams Family (1972)

An animated adaptation based off of the original comics, watch the spooky family and their kooky adventures!

Beetlejuice: The Animated Series (1987)

Follow the adventures of Lydia Deetz and her best friend from the Netherworld, Beetlejuice! (The archive is only for the first season - as of posting this, the full series is available to stream, with ads, on Tubi)

Freaky Stories (1997)

An animated anthology show hosted by two, gross live-action puppets!

Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (1969)

(Only available on Tubi) The original show that started it all, watch Scooby and the gang explore spooky places and solve mysteries!

Making Fiends (2009)

Follow Vendetta as she makes fiends, while Charlotte makes friends!

The Real Ghostbusters (1986)

This show follows the adventures of the Ghostbusters after the events of the original film! Some episodes are silly and cartoony while others can get a bit more intense and serious. The last few seasons are a spin-off show for younger audiences.

Extreme Ghostbusters (1997)

Follow-up to The Real Ghostbusters, this show follows the adventures of a new team of 'busters... in the extreme 90s!

Archie's Weird Mysteries (1999)

Watch Archie and his friends explore the strange and sometimes spooky secrets of Riverdale... but, erm, not like the latest adaption, lol (Tubi Mirror)

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (2001)

After losing a bet to two children, the Grim Reaper is forced to be friends with them - mayhem ensues! (due to how the files are named, the series is scrambled, but is otherwise all there)

Tales from the Cryptkeeper (1999)

Animated anthology series of kids and teens facing spooky situations! (Tubi Mirror)

Nightmare Ned (1997)

Ned has frequent nightmares based off of what happened to him during the day!

Monster Force (1994)

A group of teenagers from the futuristic year of 2020 fight monsters and creatures using high tech gadgets!

Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends (1999)

(Only available on Tubi) Aliens live among us, evolving into what we know to be monsters, myths, and legends - A man named Logan joins the Global Alliance, a shady government organization, to unravel conspiracies and to do good!

GhostWriter (1992)

A live-action show, a team of children gather clues and evidence to solve neighborhood mysteries and crimes... with the help of a ghost who can only communicate with them by altering written text! (due to how the files are named, the first 9 episodes are out of order)

Gravity Falls (2012)

Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines explore the mysteries of the titular town of Gravity Falls! (if you have the space, probably make a copy of this one, lol)

Eerie, Indiana (1991)

Live-action show that follows new teenage resident of Eerie, Indiana, Marshall as he finds out that his new town is, well, eerie!

Goosebumps (1995)

Each episode/two-parter is based off of R.L. Stine's books, this live-action anthology show will give you, well, goosebumps! (as a bonus, here's pdfs and e-pubs of every single book - enjoy!)

Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1992)

The live-action spooky anthology show of all time, this show is perfect for middles ready to get scared! Listen and watch the Midnight Society gather around the campfire to tell spooky tales!

📼 Enjoy your shows! And remember - if you really like something, you should probably back it up! 📼

[tomatoart]

You people are insane. I’m going to Arby’s

[s0fter-sin]

it’s the sound that tips him off.

it’s late, half-past hell by his last count, and mactavish knows there shouldn’t be a single soul in the showers this time of night. though he’s sure if he asked, he’d be told a soul isn’t in there.

just a ghost.

he almost chokes on the thick steam filling the locker room; humid and hazy and the perfect cover. or it would be, if the man collapsed in the far stall cared about hiding.

mactavish hates himself a little for the low sigh that falls from his lips. he wishes he wasn't so disappointed; that the promises he's heard over and over and watched be broken as many times hadn't wedged their way into his heart and convinced him that maybe, maybe this could be the time it sticks.

he doesn't know what's worse; the disappointment or the lack of surprise.

he holds his breath through the steam and leans over the limp body; stinging hot water hitting his back, instantly soaking through his clothes and already starting to burn. he flicks the tap enough to take the bulk of the heat out and straightens; a groan startling out of the man beneath him at the sudden lash of tepid water.

mactavish crouches, knees clicking and hooks a hand under his bicep to pull him up straight against the wall. if there was any vomit on his skin, it's been washed away by the pelting stream and he supposes he can count himself lucky for that. he tilts his limp head back and slips his fingers into his mouth; holding down his tongue and ignores the way it lazily jolts under his fingers to check his airway.

clear.

another small victory.

mactavish pulls his fingers out and cups his chin, keeping him tilted up and moves in the way of the water again so he can pull at his eyelid.

the eye he's met with is cloudy, so dilated there's hardly a ring of blue left.

he sighs again; hand falling away and letting his eye fall shut. "god damnit, riley."

riley moans, all his weight resting on the hand holding his jaw.

"aye, 'm talking ‘bout you," he grunts tiredly.

he lets riley's head fall forward to grab his arm, pulling him away from the wall to sit behind him; propping his body up against his chest. he leans his head back over his shoulder, keeping his face out of the water and his airway open just in case he hasn't actually finished throwing up.

he takes the rag riley'd half-managed to soap up and mechanically runs it over him; cataloguing new bruises and cuts and checking if the old ones are healing. sickly yellow fingerprints ring his hips, red splotches paint his ribs; too new to have settled into the deep purple he knows they’ll become.

riley slowly makes more noise as he rubs life into his body; still lying limp against his front but his head's starting to roll restlessly on his shoulder. he swipes between his legs and carefully doesn't think a single thing about what he finds.

"sean?" he rasps and mactavish's hand stills; eyes falling shut. he bites his check, hand clenching around the rag tight enough to shake and breathes hard out his nose.

he doesn't say a word, just forces himself to go back to cleaning.

he's not sure what would come out of his mouth if he did.

riley isn't conscious enough to hear him anyway.

he runs his fingers over his inner elbows for tracks and manages to muster some relief when he doesn't find any. seems to be a pill and booze night; far from the worst condition he's found him in.

he rinses him off, running a curtesy hand over his shaved head only for it to fall back to his jaw; his thumb stroking over the thick scar carved into his cheek.

"you gotta stop doin' this," he whispers.

he isn’t sure if he’s talking to riley or himself.

mactavish gathers up riley's too-light body into his arms and turns off the shower. his head lolls into his throat and he throws a towel over his dripping body and another over his shoulder. it doesn't stop him from tracking water all the way to his quarters but he'd like to see someone try to put in a complaint about it.

he lays out the other towel on the bed and sets riley down; moving his body into the recovery position in an all-too familiar routine. he dries him enough that he won't soak the covers as he pulls them up to his chest and kicks the waste bin within grabbing distance of the bed.

he goes to pull off his sodden clothes when a different noise makes him freeze.

a low sniffle.

mactavish slowly turns back to the bed to find riley's eyes squinting open; glazed with tears as he kneads at the covers.

he stares at him for a moment as he looks around the room and those hazy eyes lock on him for the first time. "cap'n?"

he swallows. "aye; s'just me, riley."

his hand pokes out from under the covers and for all the promises he's made himself - all the “never again”s and “this is the last time”s - at the end of the day, he's weak.

he sits on the side of the bed and takes riley's hand in his; already so cold after nearly boiling himself alive.

"y' mad a' me?" he sniffs.

mactavish runs his tongue over his lip and slowly shakes his head. "no, i'm not mad at you."

"prom'se?" he pushes.

he reaches out and caresses his temple with his thumb. his hand almost covers his head and it cuts like a knife to remember just how small riley is. "aye," he says, hushed. "i promise."

riley's eyes fall shut, voicelessly murmuring 'promise’ to himself over and over.

"I’ll ge’ bett'r," he slurs and between one breath and the next, he's out.

mactavish sighs, running his hand in a final pass over his head and stares at a face that looks so much younger in sleep; bruised and sallow skin hidden in the shadows. "i know you will."

he presses a slow kiss to his forehead, shutting his eyes against the grief that wells in his heart and gets up to pull a chair over to the bed; settling in for another long night's vigil of watching his broken lieutenant sleep, ready to tilt him over if he throws up, eyes locked on the slow rise and fall of his chest fearing tonight may finally be the time it stops.

[euph0niious]

criminal minds is overtaking my thoughts rn

THE CIA (FBI) THEY PUT A CHIP IN MY BRAIN

[bedforddanes75]

do you have any fanfiction recs??

I DO!!!!!! im honoured that someone's thought of Me to ask for recs omg... anyway theyll be under the cut because making long posts without a cut makes me feel mean

okay im assuming u mean gatty cos. its Me so sorry if u didnt 😞 smut is marked with * btw!!! (also before i start i'm sorry to everyone i tag i Hate tagging it's really scary.) SO. in no specific order. let's go

love me to death* by...somebody who i do not know the tumblr of (sorry) is amazing. i'd also recommend everything else by this person, too, because all of it is beautiful.

all the king's horses by the wonderful @allylikethecat is one of my all time faves, it just makes me want to scream and cry and yell and jump up and down. in a very, very good way!! (also, it has horses, so.)

the big light by @betweenthings2 is for real godsent, and i would die to be able to write like this!!!!! (but if u do then tw for speak of s/a!! keep urself safe!) it's beautiful and sad and sad and sad and wonderful. again, i'd recommend everything else by them, too!!! (also loads of crisps because it got updated like three seconds ago, and i Love It)

in the search for it, inside of you* by @arainesque is so beautifully sad, and the best thing ever. it's so soft and wonderful and lovely and aaaaaahhh!!! the way she wrote their dynamic makes my heart ACHE. obsessed always :(((((<3

how little i really know (about the things that matter)* OH MY GOD. farm boy george. literally almost entirely what inspired deus like it's AMAZING. beautiful and i love it so much

roadkill, again, by @betweenthings2 because she's genuinely amazing and deserves nine hundred thousand billion kudos on every single fic <3 (tw for restrictive (i think) EDs btw!!) i think if i read this while not in a good mood i would explode and die. it's amazing

into my spiral patterns you (my love) by @lookedlikethebins which is in progress rn is HWHSKJSJSJ. beautiful. obsessed with how they've written george in this one <3

okay im Very sorry to everyone who i tagged here i genuinely hate tagging people so much it makes me SICK but i kinda felt bad speaking about fics and Not tagging people. LORD. someone give me a tumblr etiquette class

[baconplasm]

I spent too much time on this shitpost so I have to post it

(context: Dion’s voice actor on Twitter )

[shokupanda]

me when time moves forward at a steady pace: how the fuck is it more than halfway through july already. this fuckers rapidly sprinting when im not looking huh

[spaghett-onaplate]

depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed

[aotearoa20]

Rand: Is it running-through-the-airport kind of love?

Mat: I’m not going to the airport. She’d think I’m insane

Rand: I’m just saying—

Mat: The airport?! How would I even find her? You can’t get through security without a boarding pass

Rand: No, I wasn’t suggesting that you—

Mat: I’d have to buy a dummy ticket just to get through the gate. I don’t know when her flight is, or which terminal

Mat: Imagine if I knew that. Imagine her finding out I knew all that. Imagine she was buying a pair of tweezers in Terminal 5 and suddenly I was there: “Heyyy!”

Rand: Yeah, okay, that would be intense

Mat: The only person I’d run through an airport for is you!

[firewolf111]

Might I request a slightly angsty Roloceit confession?

Hello! Sorry I took so long. I blinked and the week was suddenly over, lol. Eh, time is a social construct.

Anyways...

Thanks for the request and hope you enjoy!

........................

Roman: *walking in to see Logan and Janus having a conversation. Stops by the doorway to easedrop*

Logan: And don't get me started on the symbolism of the setting! The sunflower field gives so much depth to the characters and their relationship!

Janus: I agree. At first, it seemed insignificant, but paired with what happens after... it's a cinematic masterpiece!

Roman listens as they continue on and on. At first, he thinks, "I can talk about literature and symbolism too." He nearly enters to join in, but he sees how happy they are. How great they connect. Anytime he tries to have a conversation like this, he'd get blown off. He screws up his words. He wasn't well-spoken and smart like those two. They were a perfect fit. How could he ever fit their dynamic? He was better to the side, admiring from a distance. All he'd achieve was making them explain simple things he wouldn't understand. He'd ruin the conversation and interrult their beautiful flow. They were made for each other. He was just the idiot who would get in their way.

Janus: *glancing over and seeing him* Oh, hello Roman. What brings you here on this fine evening?

Roman: Oh...I was going to ask Logan for help on a script I'm working on. But if you two are busy...

Janus: Oh nonsense. Come on in. You aren't interrupting anything we can't continue later.

Logan: *adjusting his glasses* Janus is quite right. I'll gladly help if you need it. Solving problems is a priority compared to a co.versation me and Janus can just continue later. Have a seat.

Roman: *takes a seat and discusses, yet feels out of place the whole time, like he is intruding on something he shouldn't be a part of.*

It's a few days later, Logan goes to find Roman, finding him and Janus in the living room. Roman and Janus are dancing together, conversation occurring naturally as they move together fluently.

Roman: *laughing* Are you sure? I much think I'd be more a peony than an oak tree. Though I'm surprised you didn't default to rose.

Janus: *twirling Roman* Oh please. While I can see a peony being an option, oak tree much more fits you. Strong and broad. Powerful and majestic. Supporting those that surround you. I can go on and on. Clearly, it is the plant that describes you best.

Roman: *rolling his eyes as he dips Janus* Whatever you say. I won't doubt your brilliant mind.

Logan watches as the two stand up. The two make eye contact with a smile, a look of understanding. Logan wishes he could have that connection with them. That understanding so deep thay you can speak without words directly. But he wasn't eloquent like that. He spoke in facts and straightforward language. No matter how he tried, he couldn't speak in such beautiful and showy language. And he would never be able to dance with them and keep up. He wasn't elegant or fluid. He was stiff and abrasive. How could he hope to fit in with such beautiful creative hearts. He'd only tie them down.

Janus: *seeing him* Logan. Hello. Are we being too loud?

Logan: No! No. You're fine. I was just looking to ask Roman a question on scheduling.

Roman: Oh! Of course. Ask away, my dear pocket watch.

Logan: It can wait for later if you're busy...

Roman: *sitting down and patting the seat next to him* Nonsense! Come. Ask away! *His smile beams*

Janus takes a seat across from them. Logan asks his question and gets his answer, which somehow devolves back to Janus and Roman's conversation earlier. Logan listens contendly as they talk before excusing himself to leave. As he leaves, Roman calls out.

Roman: Oh, by the way, since I bet you were curious. You would be a carnation. A red one, specifically.

Logan smiles at him and thanks him before leaving. He wishes he understood, but he would never reach the understanding those two have. He could see Janus shoot Roman a look, one of pure understanding when he told Logan what plant he'd be.

It's the next day when Janus walks into Roman and Logan complaining about some plot line that doesn't make sense. He stands in the doorway and watches them with a gentle smile. He listens contendly, thinking to himself, "Those two...so alike yet so different. They are perfect for each other. If only they could see it. They clearly love each other, yet are jealous of each other too. But why would they be jealous-

Ah. He understands. He makes up his mind right then and there. He enters and smiles at them.

Roman: Janus! My lovely slithering friend! What brings you here?

Logan: Hello Janus. Pleasure to see you.

Janus: *rolling his eyes fondly* Alright. Let's cut to the chase. I love both of you.

Roman and Logan: *spluttering in confusion*

Janus: *raising a hand* Let me finish. I love both of you. Both of you love me. And you also love each other. God, you two are so painfully infatuated with each other, and I'm embarrassed how long it took me to realize you were head over heels for me as well. So get your heads on straight, or as straight as you can get them, and quit being so self-deprecating. Your insecurities are so painfully obvious, and you clearly think you don't belong and would only ruin my connection with the other if you join, but you're wrong. I love you both. You both love me. And you love each other. Do the math.

Logan: I-

Roman: Wait, hold up.

Logan: You love us?

Roman: You think Logan loves me?

Logan: *glancing at Roman* Well... I mean...

Roman: You do? You do love me? Oh my god! You and Janus both love me! Me?! Oh my God.

Logan: Well, of course. You are very well spoken and poetic. You're brave and kind. Intelligent. Many things. How could I not?

Roman: I thought the same things about you.

Logan: You did?

Roman: Yeah.

Logan: ...so you love me as well?

Roman: Of course! God, I was so jealous of you and Janus because I thought I was too stupid. Turns out I was, just for a different reason than I thought. I was in love with both of you so bad.

Logan: Oh. Oh. Okay. That's great. ...What do we do now?

Janus: As I said, the math is simple. If we all three are in love with each other, the answer is obvious. The three of us may as well start a relationship. A romantic relationship...if you two want, of course.

Roman: ...How did I forget that's an option?

Logan: I also seem to forget that polyamory is an option that can be considered and discussed.

Roman: Not that...well that too. I meant the whole dating someone instead of just pining for them from a distance.

Janus: You two are hopeless. So is that a yes?

Logan: Yes...if you would be okay with that, Roman?

Roman: Okay with it?! Yes! Of course! Two amazing boyfriends for the price of one? That's a dream come true in more ways than you can believe.

Janus: Glad we finally got that settled...my loves.

[sparring-spirals]

JESTER MASS HEAL AS A CRITICAL MOVE IN THE BATTLE sorry off my rocker again about Jester love and optimism as its own brand of offense and love that sunders enemies in half and boosts her friends in all forms and all the jokes about Jester THE cleric and clerics and healers not always being one and the same, but- Jester did heal, and she healed plenty through the campaign. But sometimes being a protector of the group needed the direct offense. It was, it is, always about- action economy and balancing what will protect her friends, what will save them, what will be enough.

Jester blowing the high level spell on healing, and it working. Beautifully.

It was always about protecting everyone with what she had and all its furious love, and this time, healing her friends was more than enough to rip the enemy apart.

[marblerose-rue]

it is my birthday today!!!